• Sprott Money
    05/06/2016 - 06:03
    The US, in its own decline, is showing this same self-destructive tendency. The worse things get, the greater the inclination of the citizenry to say, “Carry on, everything’s fine.”


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BANZAI7 NEWS EXCLUSIVE: Authorities have arrested a man they say was plotting to blow up the Federal Reserve Bank.

The man is in custody in New York.

Sources tell Banzai7 News that the well "healed" Park Avenue executive commutes to Greenwich on weekends.

Law enforcement officials stress that the plot was a sting operation monitored by the FBI, Elite SEC Pornography Branch and NYPD Securities and Counter-Muppet-Terror Task Force.

"Trust us, Wall Street was never at risk."

According to the report, the suspect drove a Porsche SUV he believed to be loaded with weapons grade derivatives (Synthetic CDO-4) from his East Hampton summer home to Lower Manhattan.

He then placed the vehicle near the Federal Reserve and was then arrested by the FBI and NYPD attemptng to remotely detonate the weapon using an iBlow APP outside Scores, where an SEC advance reconnaissance team was busy conducting an HFT steak out (that's right steak out).

The suspect, whom sources said is from the Park Avenue section of New York City and is an Al Ponzi affiliate, is currently in custody in New York. He is expected to be out on bail shortly.

Sources say he was "probably, most likely, acting all alone with their assistance."

Asked about entrapment allegations, the sources responded "we are not smart enough to come up with this shit."

Citizens are advised not to speak to crew cut strangers wearing cheap pinstriped suits and tactical slip resistant shoes.

Will the owner of a silver Porsche Sport Utility Vehicle with NY license plate "GOD'S WORK" please contact the front desk immediately.



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Thu, 10/18/2012 - 10:52 | 2901000 SillySalesmanQu...
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Thanks for the great belly laugh WB7!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 09:23 | 2900747 Duke of Con Dao
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great work Banzai!!! 

I am humbled to offer my meager scraps: 

YouTube - Presidential Debate - Cliff Robertson to Romney: 'How Do You Know?''

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 10:47 | 2900991 covert
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all of lower manhattan should have security like wall street..Liberty akbar!


Thu, 10/18/2012 - 07:34 | 2900424 blindman
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We have said before that “the time has come”, and that “the revolution has begun”. And now, with the passage of time and the willingness to learn we stand in the light of our expanded awareness to see that the Earth does not require a Revolution on the part of humanity, but, rather, she is lovingly urging our Evolution; an evolution that awaits all those who are willing to humble themselves and ‘let go’ of what they know. For, it is only in ‘letting go’ that one may become ‘open like a child’ and receive the grace of world-altering Revelations.
thanks for this perspective.
“2012 The Return to One – The New Edit” has been released.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 06:06 | 2900360 williambanzai7
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Thu, 10/18/2012 - 09:23 | 2900748 d edwards
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Careful, Banzai-you might anger the muslims and they'll just HAVE TO go out and kill some people.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 09:36 | 2900790 williambanzai7
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I think the Muslims recognize this is not aimed at them nor is it intended to offer sympathy to Jihadists, who are to be distinguished from the former.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 08:47 | 2900596 BiggerInJapan
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All this post is specially sweet!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 07:47 | 2900449 nmewn
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Fiat Al Harackiri...ROTFL!!!...thanks for keeping me half sane Banzai ;-)

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 08:39 | 2900576 lakecity55
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One of your best, Banzai! Reminds me of the old FBI posters.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 05:13 | 2900332 Howdan
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Hahahaha! Banzai-San this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Put a big smile on my face and I actually thought of you and ZH this morning when I heard the news that a "Terrorist had been caught trying to blow up the NY Federal Reserve Bank".

Hmm I wonder why when I heard the words "Terrorist" and "Federal Reserve" the name "Bernanke" popped straight into my head??

The Supreme Leader of Al Ponzi - hahaha...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 03:30 | 2900274 ReligiousAtheist1
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Hahahahahaha this is one of your finest and funniest pieces to date keep them coming

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 03:01 | 2900258 AUD
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Al Ponzi, that one has legs. Funny stuff.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 01:19 | 2900177 Money 4 Nothing
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General public was never at risk because the FBI set up another false narrative.. again. Search: FBI found creating fake terror threats.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 00:56 | 2900158 AUELOX
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For as long as you have been posting, I have been ignoring.  Couldn't say why.  I read this and I am hooked, a life-time fan.  Great stuff.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 02:38 | 2900193 williambanzai7
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You can describe what I do lots of different ways, as long as you use the words humor and satire ;-)

And every reader is my most important reader...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 00:28 | 2900139 Heyoka Bianco
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So now al Qaeda is doing things to help us? I mean, what could be better for the US than the utter annihilation of the Fed?

On the other hand: Ron Paul watch your ass, they could easily try to pin this on you.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 09:25 | 2900763 marathonman
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At least the terrorists are starting to get to the real root of things.  Al Quaeda taking out Al Ponzi.  Awesome.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 01:31 | 2900190 williambanzai7
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The thing is this guy is not Al Qaeda. He is a self starter who thought he was working with Al Qaeda.

It is frightening to consider how many competent self motivated Amerika haters could be out there flying off everyone's radar screen.

The only reason to feel slightly secure is the knowledge that people who are competent usually have much more at stake in the material world and may be less willing to covert to the terrorist meme.

There is one guy who was extremely competent and luckily the Indonesians nailed him. The Bali mastermind.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 02:36 | 2900242 Heyoka Bianco
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So he's like a guy practicing free throws every morning hoping to make the varsity one day? Man, people out there have some empty fucking lives.

The only time I feel slightly secure is when I slip into the common human self-willed ignorance of the fact I COULD DIE AT ANY MOMENT!

By the way something, love your work, although it is occasional vomit-inducing (e.g., anything involving Merkel).

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 02:46 | 2900245 williambanzai7
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Revulsion is a hard emotion to shake loose. I didn't invent that idea but I know how to play it ;-)

They say that suicidal ideation is much more prevalent that the number of actual suicides simply because the means to do it effectively are unavailable. I think the same applies to homegrown terrorists. It is easier to evoke than to execute. Hence, a guy like this looks for assistance in Social Media. That was his downfall. What if he had looked for help in a radical mosque?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 09:00 | 2900649 Seer
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"What if he had looked for help in a radical mosque?"

[maybe more of a travel then he'd like, but...]


Thu, 10/18/2012 - 07:26 | 2900401 machineh
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... or a Brooklyn biker HQ, where he coulda scored a cannon to blow the portcullis offa 33 Lib?


Wed, 10/17/2012 - 22:14 | 2899893 sadpanda
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I guess one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 21:58 | 2899852 stant
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dhs told us the tea party would hook up with the muslim bad guys, to destroy the american way. what will a american gulag look like?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 21:10 | 2899725 Duke of Con Dao
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finally realized it was Jamie...

two products of my misspent afternoon:
YouTube - Obama gets Romney in a Clinch 
YouTube - UN Ambassador Susan Rice: On Being Fabulously Spontaneous 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 20:59 | 2899703 calgal
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BB=Bill Bonzai=Beyond Brilliant!

Omigod i look like a crazy lmao in the middle of whorefoodshahahahaHa

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 20:01 | 2899638 rustymason
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Read David Stockman's latest article about Romney. Basically, Romney is Gordon Gekko.


Thu, 10/18/2012 - 01:37 | 2900197 williambanzai7
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Stockman is a gadfly they desperately want to disappear.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 23:35 | 2900065 monad
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:59 | 2899545 TideFighter
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I caught the whole thing on tape:


Thu, 10/18/2012 - 01:36 | 2900195 williambanzai7
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That is hilarious!

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:56 | 2899539 blu
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Funny as hell, Bill. I didn't know you moon-lit at the Onion!

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:41 | 2899502 THE DORK OF CORK
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A classic.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:32 | 2899497 Darling
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That's malarkey

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:24 | 2899483 blindman
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9/11 Insider Trading Whistleblower & Voluntary Servitude Richard Grove on Red Ice
Radio – Hour 1

Posted on October 17, 2012 by Youri Carma

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 03:55 | 2900297 bank guy in Brussels
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European humour on the US gov't 11 Sept hoaxes -

French comedian Jean-Marie Bigard making fun of the American regime's lies re 11 Sep 2001 - with English subtitles - very funny


Thu, 10/18/2012 - 07:23 | 2900399 blindman
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" ..The above clips are from a broadcast on WBAI Radio in the city of New York which aired this taped conversation between Emad A. Salem and FBI Special Agent John Anticev.

In this audio recording of Emad A. Salem in conversation with one of his FBI handlers, Special Agent John Anticev (recorded unbeknownst to him), Salem admits a number of times to building, with the supervision of the FBI and the District Attorney of New York, the bomb that exploded in the North Tower (Tower One) of the World Trade Center on February 26, 1993. FBI Special Agent John Anticev doesn't disagree with Salem's account of the event, and indeed Anticev admits in the recording that Salem has only ever told him and the FBI the truth."

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 19:21 | 2899482 Jam Akin
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Any truth to the rumor that he was going to exfiltrate by helicopter?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:19 | 2899472 Fix It Again Timmy
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Blowing up the NY FED and covering NYC with Bernanke Bucks - would that count as QE4?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:11 | 2899460 q99x2
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Hey maybe Cheney will level the FED buildings like they did the WTCs. One way for them to get rid of the Tungsten evidence.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 20:03 | 2899642 Wakanda
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Tungsten, thermite, and rubble.  You didn't build that.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 07:24 | 2900397 ParkAveFlasher
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"...I am asking the American people to turn in gold for the sake of the Republic, in our hour of most dire need..."

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 08:07 | 2900487 earnulf
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Yeah, that kinda plea will go over real well in the hood.    Like to see them move through Detroit  trying to confiscate the gold chains....

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:03 | 2899446 Lumberjack
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OMFG... Mayor Bloomberg and Senate Candidate Angus King 'just' discovered Atlantica. 

(Panic now ensues)...

but...but...but there really are one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters. 





Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:47 | 2899409 Tsunami Wave
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Hahahahaha.. nice. +5 on me.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:47 | 2899404 onebir
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*Well-heeled* ;-)

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 01:38 | 2900200 williambanzai7
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Coincidently there is an expression used by Obama that AQ is on its heels.

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