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BANZAI7 NEWS EXCLUSIVE: Authorities have arrested a man they say was plotting to blow up the Federal Reserve Bank.

The man is in custody in New York.

Sources tell Banzai7 News that the well "healed" Park Avenue executive commutes to Greenwich on weekends.

Law enforcement officials stress that the plot was a sting operation monitored by the FBI, Elite SEC Pornography Branch and NYPD Securities and Counter-Muppet-Terror Task Force.

"Trust us, Wall Street was never at risk."

According to the report, the suspect drove a Porsche SUV he believed to be loaded with weapons grade derivatives (Synthetic CDO-4) from his East Hampton summer home to Lower Manhattan.

He then placed the vehicle near the Federal Reserve and was then arrested by the FBI and NYPD attemptng to remotely detonate the weapon using an iBlow APP outside Scores, where an SEC advance reconnaissance team was busy conducting an HFT steak out (that's right steak out).

The suspect, whom sources said is from the Park Avenue section of New York City and is an Al Ponzi affiliate, is currently in custody in New York. He is expected to be out on bail shortly.

Sources say he was "probably, most likely, acting all alone with their assistance."

Asked about entrapment allegations, the sources responded "we are not smart enough to come up with this shit."

Citizens are advised not to speak to crew cut strangers wearing cheap pinstriped suits and tactical slip resistant shoes.

Will the owner of a silver Porsche Sport Utility Vehicle with NY license plate "GOD'S WORK" please contact the front desk immediately.

 

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AL PONZI OPERATIVE

 

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Thu, 10/18/2012 - 08:05 | 2900484 earnulf
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That would be their high heels that they wear under their robes

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:51 | 2899417 williambanzai7
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iSpell

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 23:25 | 2900045 GoinFawr
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iread it as deliberate, like 'steak-out'....

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:43 | 2899400 ebworthen
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So is that Quazi Jamie Nefarious Dimond Mulfuzzi Mufasa?

Thought I recognized that Rehypothecating Monetary Jihadist.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:36 | 2899359 williambanzai7
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It is obviously easier to double park a bomb on Liberty Street than it is to chalk grafitti on the sidewalk in front of the NYSE.

And I suspect it is even harder to find a Bangladeshi taxi driver who can drive from Jamica to Liberty Street.

I also can't wait to hear how he managed to procure a visa or why his wife junked me.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 00:36 | 2900038 GoinFawr
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Nice. Enjoyed the preamble for the pic too.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 01:40 | 2900202 williambanzai7
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The pen is a weapon that I am very comfortable with. ;-)

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:56 | 2899431 New_Meat
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"... why his wife junked me."

Ah Ha!  The pussy junksta is revealed!

- Ned

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:43 | 2899402 Wakanda
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She hates you for your sense of humour - she's not in a good mood tonight.  : ]

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:18 | 2899341 nmewn
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Did anyone check for nanothermite in his beard?...lol.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:10 | 2899314 Wakanda
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The iBlow app is for explosives?  Really!!???  WTF!!??   : - P

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:06 | 2899299 kaiserhoff
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Faster and Furiouser

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:05 | 2899296 resurger
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+5

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:59 | 2899276 sgt_doom
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This is truly hilarious, Buckaroo!

Outstanding. 

And speaking of terrorists:

Why America is f**ked!

 

Last night, America witnessed a gathering 80 of the dumbest humans in creation, a bunch of undecided voters (WTF???) who would put questions to Silly Willy Romney and President Obama, the two biggest jive-assed mofos in America.

 

Silly Willy Mitt Romney's jobs program:  more "free trade" agreements, support for the Trans-Pacific Partnership and more imported foreign workers.

 

President Obama's jobs program:  more "free trade" agreements, support for the Trans-Pacific Partnership and more imported foreign workers.

 

A brief review is in order due to further uncovered information over the past 3 years.

 

The constant refrain, up to the present, on "casino capitalism" and "casino bets" and other such nonsense was pure Wall Street propaganda, misinformation and disinformation to hide and obfuscate the reality:  massive and total insider trading of rigged deals in rigged markets.

 

A short look at their "free market":  the Abacus CDO, which hedge fund guy, John Paulson, made $3.4 billion (paid off due to TARP bailout funds via the taxpayer), consisted of Paulson and Goldman Sachs working together to design a doomed deal, the Abacus CDO, full of crappy sure-to-default mortgages, then Paulson and GS purchased CDSes (naked credit default swaps, or unregulated insurance fraud instruments) against the sure-to-default deal they created and knowingly peddled.

 

At $1.4 million per CDS, the return was $100 million per --- only the banksters could create such instruments to defraud the public and dramatically increase the national debt by robbing and destroying the national tax base and tax revenues!

 

Another example of designed-to-fail, pure insider trading:  Magnatar Capital, a Chicago hedge fund with a 96% default rate on all their deals (same CDO/CDS scam) with the defaults triggering the CDS payouts.

 

These, and many other similar deals, had nothing to do with progress, innovation, productivity or creation, they simply enriched a select few (pathological lying super-crooks and psychopaths) while destroying much --- dramatically increasing the national debt --- these examples are how all those multi-billionaires came into being, and why the debt is so colossal today.

 

All those CDSes, much of it sold through AIG, is exactly why a $17 trillion bailout took place to pay them off ($16.1 trillion through the Federal Reserve during 2007-2009, with another $.9 trillion from Treasury).

 

And nobody went to jail and the same super-crook, Gary Gensler, who enabled recent multi-billion dollar thievery of Jon Corzine at MF Global, is still head of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC).  (Corzine illegally stole segregated, or individual investment, accounts to pay off JPMorgan Chase's margin call for their collateral.)

 

There is no difference between the Romney platform and the Obama platform, just as there was substantially little difference between the Gore and Bush platforms, which was the reason that election was so close and could so easily be stolen.

 

Yes, there is a difference between the pathologically lying, psychopathic super-crook, Willard Mitt Romney and President Obama (who doesn't fall into those categories, but does represent pathologically lying, psychopathic super-crooks) -- but the end result will be the same, regardless of which one is elected.

 

Many of us real democrats and activists have been fighting the likes of Diana Farrell (McKinsey Global Institute, Jim Kolbe (from the Reagan administration), and Jeffrey Immelt and his mentors (GE) for many years --- and these were Obama appointees to his administration --- the top three jobs offshoring evangelists in North America.

 

Yet, there is still Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party......

 

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 10:52 | 2901003 andyupnorth
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Thank you!

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 23:08 | 2900013 FEDbuster
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"Yet, there is still Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party......"

and they arrested her outside the debate.  BoooooYaaaaa!

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:17 | 2899442 walküre
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Romney addressed the increased federal debt last night but Obama wouldn't get into that. He had a chance to tell the audience that the increased debt is from banker's bullshit. Of course Obama the banker's stealth puppet wouldn't say that.

What does it take to get people excited? When they're all impoverished to the point where they won't even have the energy left to fight the corruption?

The fraud the banks pulled off is mind blowing. The result is a huge federal debt balloon and a very healthy elite in this country. Nobody seems to care....

I just wish there were some real freedom fighters out there. Not this quasi-this and that bullshit.

If I could, I'd give you my year's supply worth of UP arrows for the facts you've supplied.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 09:16 | 2900715 Seer
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"I just wish there were some real freedom fighters out there."

Huh?

I don't get what people are expecting when they make comments like this.  How in the hell can you be free when you give your power to someone/something?  If you want to be free you have to free your mind (which will then give you the insight on how to actual BE free [and I'll assure you that any "real" solution won't involve having others "governing" you]).

By fighting the System you only give it legitimacy to use power against you.  Walk away...

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:53 | 2899261 LongSoupLine
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Hillarious William!

 

So, when are they going to arrest the domestic terrorists inside the Fed?

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 06:14 | 2900366 williambanzai7
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Don't stop at the Fed. What about the financial district. There was a time when the FBI was supposed to be the number one enforcement agency dealing with financial crime. I don't need to tell you what happened to that idea.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 07:37 | 2900425 LongSoupLine
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True...if you get a chance, read "1000 years for Revenge" by Peter Lance.  Amazing book that documents the epic failure of the FBI to stop the two WTC events...and not because of lack of intel.  Peter Lance's investigative journalism skills are some of the best I've ever seen.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:52 | 2899257 Dr. Engali
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They hate us for our pink slime.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:58 | 2899274 john39
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"The study, conducted by Stanford and New York Universities, concludes that Washington is terrorizing women and children as well as men round the clock with its unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) attacks.

The authors of the study think that the “double-tap” method -- a drone fires a missile, then followed by a second drone -- is largely to blame for the casualties. "

http://www.presstv.com/detail/2012/10/17/267285/civilians-target-of-us-drones-in-pakistan/

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 01:48 | 2900205 williambanzai7
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No one wants to address this. Putting aside the amorality, the blow back implications are enormous because the Waziris, though not known for religious fanaticism, are a tribe that historically lived by a fierce code of vendetta.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:47 | 2901175 jayman21
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Thanks for the public service and did not know this.  What a the things that make you laugh make you cry moment.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 09:36 | 2900789 Lohn Jocke
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You mean to say that our spineless politicians with drones are pissing off people who have spines but no drones?

One $58,000 hellfire missile at a time. Or two, considering the "double tap" practice.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:53 | 2899422 New_Meat
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"... women and children most at risk."

- Ned

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:50 | 2899248 kaiserhoff
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FBI - $200,000/year rent-a-cops.   Sad, but true.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 09:18 | 2900727 Seer
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That's cheap when compared to the CIA/NSA...

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 06:12 | 2900365 williambanzai7
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The Romney middle class

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:49 | 2899246 walküre
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Awesome. You pulled that off so quickly! Hmmm.. did someone "leak" the story to you beforehand? Seems you had an edge there.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 01:47 | 2900207 williambanzai7
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I had the picture ready to go. It is one of my best PS efforts. Check out the glasses and the mustache.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 07:30 | 2900414 LongSoupLine
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agree William...in fact, you could do well conducting some PS workshops.

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 16:46 | 2899232 Lohn Jocke
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I think I just peed a little.

 

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

 

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 17:03 | 2899291 economics9698
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Somebody give that man a lawyer, he’s a patriot.

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 06:10 | 2900363 williambanzai7
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That's funny

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 18:44 | 2899512 Pure Evil
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Are you sure the SEC didn't send out their Elite Transgender Tranny Porn branch?

Wed, 10/17/2012 - 23:30 | 2900054 wisefool
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My Deep sources tell me that if turbotax2002 is too hard for the SEC-TreS, we can revert to turbotax2001 and put out some UFO stuff. and not WB7 stuff. (he is an actual artist). hearts and minds are unpredictable. tanks on the streets would make jobs if you think about it.

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