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BANZAI7 NEWS: TeRRoRiST UPDaTe
BANZAI7 NEWS EXCLUSIVE: Authorities have arrested a man they say was plotting to blow up the Federal Reserve Bank.
The man is in custody in New York.
Sources tell Banzai7 News that the well "healed" Park Avenue executive commutes to Greenwich on weekends.
Law enforcement officials stress that the plot was a sting operation monitored by the FBI, Elite SEC Pornography Branch and NYPD Securities and Counter-Muppet-Terror Task Force.
"Trust us, Wall Street was never at risk."
According to the report, the suspect drove a Porsche SUV he believed to be loaded with weapons grade derivatives (Synthetic CDO-4) from his East Hampton summer home to Lower Manhattan.
He then placed the vehicle near the Federal Reserve and was then arrested by the FBI and NYPD attemptng to remotely detonate the weapon using an iBlow APP outside Scores, where an SEC advance reconnaissance team was busy conducting an HFT steak out (that's right steak out).
The suspect, whom sources said is from the Park Avenue section of New York City and is an Al Ponzi affiliate, is currently in custody in New York. He is expected to be out on bail shortly.
Sources say he was "probably, most likely, acting all alone with their assistance."
Asked about entrapment allegations, the sources responded "we are not smart enough to come up with this shit."
Citizens are advised not to speak to crew cut strangers wearing cheap pinstriped suits and tactical slip resistant shoes.
Will the owner of a silver Porsche Sport Utility Vehicle with NY license plate "GOD'S WORK" please contact the front desk immediately.
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That would be their high heels that they wear under their robes
iSpell
iread it as deliberate, like 'steak-out'....
So is that Quazi Jamie Nefarious Dimond Mulfuzzi Mufasa?
Thought I recognized that Rehypothecating Monetary Jihadist.
It is obviously easier to double park a bomb on Liberty Street than it is to chalk grafitti on the sidewalk in front of the NYSE.
And I suspect it is even harder to find a Bangladeshi taxi driver who can drive from Jamica to Liberty Street.
I also can't wait to hear how he managed to procure a visa or why his wife junked me.
Nice. Enjoyed the preamble for the pic too.
The pen is a weapon that I am very comfortable with. ;-)
Ah Ha! The pussy junksta is revealed!
- Ned
She hates you for your sense of humour - she's not in a good mood tonight. : ]
Did anyone check for nanothermite in his beard?...lol.
The iBlow app is for explosives? Really!!??? WTF!!?? : - P
Faster and Furiouser
+5
This is truly hilarious, Buckaroo!
Outstanding.
And speaking of terrorists:
Why America is f**ked!
Last night, America witnessed a gathering 80 of the dumbest humans in creation, a bunch of undecided voters (WTF???) who would put questions to Silly Willy Romney and President Obama, the two biggest jive-assed mofos in America.
Silly Willy Mitt Romney's jobs program: more "free trade" agreements, support for the Trans-Pacific Partnership and more imported foreign workers.
President Obama's jobs program: more "free trade" agreements, support for the Trans-Pacific Partnership and more imported foreign workers.
A brief review is in order due to further uncovered information over the past 3 years.
The constant refrain, up to the present, on "casino capitalism" and "casino bets" and other such nonsense was pure Wall Street propaganda, misinformation and disinformation to hide and obfuscate the reality: massive and total insider trading of rigged deals in rigged markets.
A short look at their "free market": the Abacus CDO, which hedge fund guy, John Paulson, made $3.4 billion (paid off due to TARP bailout funds via the taxpayer), consisted of Paulson and Goldman Sachs working together to design a doomed deal, the Abacus CDO, full of crappy sure-to-default mortgages, then Paulson and GS purchased CDSes (naked credit default swaps, or unregulated insurance fraud instruments) against the sure-to-default deal they created and knowingly peddled.
At $1.4 million per CDS, the return was $100 million per --- only the banksters could create such instruments to defraud the public and dramatically increase the national debt by robbing and destroying the national tax base and tax revenues!
Another example of designed-to-fail, pure insider trading: Magnatar Capital, a Chicago hedge fund with a 96% default rate on all their deals (same CDO/CDS scam) with the defaults triggering the CDS payouts.
These, and many other similar deals, had nothing to do with progress, innovation, productivity or creation, they simply enriched a select few (pathological lying super-crooks and psychopaths) while destroying much --- dramatically increasing the national debt --- these examples are how all those multi-billionaires came into being, and why the debt is so colossal today.
All those CDSes, much of it sold through AIG, is exactly why a $17 trillion bailout took place to pay them off ($16.1 trillion through the Federal Reserve during 2007-2009, with another $.9 trillion from Treasury).
And nobody went to jail and the same super-crook, Gary Gensler, who enabled recent multi-billion dollar thievery of Jon Corzine at MF Global, is still head of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC). (Corzine illegally stole segregated, or individual investment, accounts to pay off JPMorgan Chase's margin call for their collateral.)
There is no difference between the Romney platform and the Obama platform, just as there was substantially little difference between the Gore and Bush platforms, which was the reason that election was so close and could so easily be stolen.
Yes, there is a difference between the pathologically lying, psychopathic super-crook, Willard Mitt Romney and President Obama (who doesn't fall into those categories, but does represent pathologically lying, psychopathic super-crooks) -- but the end result will be the same, regardless of which one is elected.
Many of us real democrats and activists have been fighting the likes of Diana Farrell (McKinsey Global Institute, Jim Kolbe (from the Reagan administration), and Jeffrey Immelt and his mentors (GE) for many years --- and these were Obama appointees to his administration --- the top three jobs offshoring evangelists in North America.
Yet, there is still Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party......
Thank you!
"Yet, there is still Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party......"
and they arrested her outside the debate. BoooooYaaaaa!
Romney addressed the increased federal debt last night but Obama wouldn't get into that. He had a chance to tell the audience that the increased debt is from banker's bullshit. Of course Obama the banker's stealth puppet wouldn't say that.
What does it take to get people excited? When they're all impoverished to the point where they won't even have the energy left to fight the corruption?
The fraud the banks pulled off is mind blowing. The result is a huge federal debt balloon and a very healthy elite in this country. Nobody seems to care....
I just wish there were some real freedom fighters out there. Not this quasi-this and that bullshit.
If I could, I'd give you my year's supply worth of UP arrows for the facts you've supplied.
"I just wish there were some real freedom fighters out there."
Huh?
I don't get what people are expecting when they make comments like this. How in the hell can you be free when you give your power to someone/something? If you want to be free you have to free your mind (which will then give you the insight on how to actual BE free [and I'll assure you that any "real" solution won't involve having others "governing" you]).
By fighting the System you only give it legitimacy to use power against you. Walk away...
Hillarious William!
So, when are they going to arrest the domestic terrorists inside the Fed?
Don't stop at the Fed. What about the financial district. There was a time when the FBI was supposed to be the number one enforcement agency dealing with financial crime. I don't need to tell you what happened to that idea.
True...if you get a chance, read "1000 years for Revenge" by Peter Lance. Amazing book that documents the epic failure of the FBI to stop the two WTC events...and not because of lack of intel. Peter Lance's investigative journalism skills are some of the best I've ever seen.
They hate us for our pink slime.
"The study, conducted by Stanford and New York Universities, concludes that Washington is terrorizing women and children as well as men round the clock with its unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) attacks.
The authors of the study think that the “double-tap” method -- a drone fires a missile, then followed by a second drone -- is largely to blame for the casualties. "
http://www.presstv.com/detail/2012/10/17/267285/civilians-target-of-us-drones-in-pakistan/
No one wants to address this. Putting aside the amorality, the blow back implications are enormous because the Waziris, though not known for religious fanaticism, are a tribe that historically lived by a fierce code of vendetta.
Thanks for the public service and did not know this. What a the things that make you laugh make you cry moment.
You mean to say that our spineless politicians with drones are pissing off people who have spines but no drones?
One $58,000 hellfire missile at a time. Or two, considering the "double tap" practice.
"... women and children most at risk."
- Ned
FBI - $200,000/year rent-a-cops. Sad, but true.
That's cheap when compared to the CIA/NSA...
The Romney middle class
Awesome. You pulled that off so quickly! Hmmm.. did someone "leak" the story to you beforehand? Seems you had an edge there.
I had the picture ready to go. It is one of my best PS efforts. Check out the glasses and the mustache.
agree William...in fact, you could do well conducting some PS workshops.
I think I just peed a little.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Somebody give that man a lawyer, he’s a patriot.
That's funny
Are you sure the SEC didn't send out their Elite Transgender Tranny Porn branch?
My Deep sources tell me that if turbotax2002 is too hard for the SEC-TreS, we can revert to turbotax2001 and put out some UFO stuff. and not WB7 stuff. (he is an actual artist). hearts and minds are unpredictable. tanks on the streets would make jobs if you think about it.