THe GReaT DeBaCLe: RouND 4.0

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Question for Obama: Who is the Khan of the Republic of Bloomfukistan?

Question for Romney: Who will you appoint as Ambassador to The Cayman Islands?

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Question for everyone: What size douche bag is Issa?

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Question for Obama: How many "enemy combatants" live on Park Avenue?

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Question for Obama: What size girdle does Angela Merkel wear?

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Question for Romney: Is it better to be called a twit or a muppet by the Queen?

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Question for Obama: When did JM Keynes leave his native homeland of Keynesia?

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Question for Romney: What is the import duty on Chinese dressage horses?

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Question for  Romney: How many tax holidays are there in a traditional Chinese year?

Question for Obama: Which basketball game did you miss on May 2, 2011?

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Question for both candidates: Will Club NDAA be located in the Carribean or the Lake District of Poland?

Deception can take many forms
It comes in political storms
It's greeted with cheers
And plays on our fears
By those who would promise reforms

The Limerick King

Comments

[diogeneslaertius]

just keeps getting better with time

like scotch

-cheers

[ISheeple]

Love your stuff!!!!  Debate tonight:  Do what you want to the ass Romney, but O'blablah needs to be in a "hoodie."  You have more talent than me, if it has merit, the glaring Obama is ripe for a hoodie:)

[williambanzai7]

Don't worry, I already have that some where in my files.

[stant]

dancing wiith czars . how about michelle  as grace slick singing  demolition man with a strapon

[Zero Govt]

Great images Banzai, but the questions for the candidates were awesome :)

...send them to CNBC, I don't think Beccy Quick will 'get' them, but it's worth a try

[nmewn]

Binders full of women...now thats optimal.

[Zero Govt]

Banzai probably has his own drones out, that's how he found out all this stuff

[otto skorzeny]

I have read up on Issa-world class scumbag. also-I love the bods on chicks from the late 50s/early 60s like above-Twiggy ruined everything

[divide_by_zero]

WB, Issa is about the only one holding this adminstration's feet to the fire but you'd hardly be expected to know that from your obvious use of Soros/Progressive news feeds and/or blogs. The alleged leaked info was out there for about 2 weeks and it was up to the State Department to redact the Libyan names if needed(another sign of incompetence). You may be unaware of the scandals Obama is involved in like Fast & Furious(or a multitude of green energy funding scams Solyndra etc) resulting in the death/massacre of hundreds of Mexicans and at least one Border Partol agent. Here's an unfiltered Univision subtitled report(lots of blood, bodies, some executions) taking Issa's committee report even further, of course Holder held back much subpeonaed information (Obama also named the Univision owners wife Haim Saban to a UN post right after the full Univision report went public).

http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/0_qei6dz6z/uiconf_id/3775332/st_cache/78056?

[williambanzai7]

Issa is a dumb fucking publicity whore with a car alarm wired to his jockstrap.

[Heyoka Bianco]

I never realized that Big Bird's crop was a perfect mullah beard. All muppets have staring beady eyes that are too close together, so we shouldn't trust them.

[Thecomingcollapse]

More Binders full of women!!

[blindman]

Jerry Jeff Walker - Mr. Bojangles - Live in Oneonta, NY 1991
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpELGrF1Fy4
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great.

[SILVERGEDDON]

Like politician milk, it don't matter.

Chocolate or whirte, it's still milk.

The country needs a fucking water glass full of Everclear on fire, guzzled straight up.

Followed by a round house kick in the nuts in order to wake up.

The politician SKIM milk ain't gonna cut it.

[ebworthen]

Obamney 2012!

Yes, both are bought and paid for:  http://www.opensecrets.org/pres12/index.php

[bank guy in Brussels]

Great to see Banzai Babe Binders Full of Women ... super!

Not that one should vote for either of these candidates ... But just this one thought

We know Obama is a Presidential criminal and that we can expect nothing more from him

But what if ... just what if ... there really is a secret Mormon conspiracy, dating back to when the Mormons themselves were targeted by the US gov't as a polygamous 'terra-rist' sect in the 1800s, and the US forced them to submit to the American empire

There is that old legend that when America finally goes to sh*t (arguably right now), a Mormon will ride in 'on white horse' to restore human rights and the liberties of the Constitution and Bill of Rights ...

Could Romney be that secret conspiracy saviour of legend? ... only posing for decades as an oligarch criminal, preparing for just this moment ...

And just instead of a white horse, this Mormon rides into town in a white estate car (station wagon) with Seamus on the roof?

Of course I highly doubt Romney is secret-Mormon-conspiracy pro-US-Constitution man ... but one can 'hope' for something other than 'chains' in America, can't one?

[Wakanda]

WB7 and LK strike at the dark heart of the still warm corpse of "The United States of America"  -  RIP USA

I wonder what comes next...

The Second American Revolution, unfolding now in a gerrymandered voting district near you.

[falak pema]

4 butts and one dropped out; that is a who dunnit it of incredible potency; if he wears the crown come Nov 6.