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Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:15 | 2910359 ReligiousAtheist1
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Another killer post from WB7

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:09 | 2910350 Clowns on Acid
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Why is the water in the hot tub soooo yellow ?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:47 | 2910290 willwork4food
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Umm..Doesn't anybody around here have jobs? How can I retire if no one is working?

/s

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:26 | 2910388 blindman
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Eva Cassidy - Ain't Doin Too Bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-spVFS1ips
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" i don't like work and work don't like me,
we stay away from each other, that's the
way it ought to be. " ..
now that is eva c. but there is no link for
the magic slim version so she is the next best
thing. but, ironically, here, this stuff we
do is work, there just be no money in it.
it is a techno communication global mind
identity and consciousness thing where there
is no business model other than annoying each
and other with advertisements for things and
services we deplore. go figure, the new world
dystopia/order less ness.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:46 | 2910285 Cognitive Dissonance
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That's got to be tough on her back.

Just sayin'

<Save the whales. Use support.>

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 15:00 | 2910333 blindman
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this world is a work in progress anxiously
awaiting further and future such experiments
and powerful designators and descriptions.
they have steel implants for those back problems,
keep the innovations and experiments coming i say !
and it is funny, the extremes nature will go to
just to get your attention and focus your energy
and mind, sad and beautiful is the method she/he/it
has adopted.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:15 | 2910188 diogeneslaertius
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Hot Tub Debt Machine

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:15 | 2910185 blindman
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it is a gravity thing, some say it is due to
deformation of space-time, some say it is
an unappreciated plasmic electrical state;
either way the irresistible force is there
in collision with the immovable object/s.
i guess only time will tell even though it
has not done so to date, to my knowledge?
.
Joe Pass - How High The Moon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n61CVmRcGw

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 14:14 | 2910176 diogeneslaertius
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True Story

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:33 | 2910002 OutLookingIn
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Wash, rinse, repeat.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:13 | 2909938 Taint Boil
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I like that bottle on the far left ...... about the right size to get your lips around.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:05 | 2909919 trichotil
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http://www.romneytaxplan.com

surprisingly oybamataxplan.com does the same thing!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:52 | 2910081 malikai
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Leaves your bum sore and prone to Farmer Giles?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:31 | 2909814 tnquake
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Quick, some one save the TA-TAs, the muppet have already drowned!

http://tinyurl.com/squid2012

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:19 | 2909773 Yen Cross
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Blankfien is looking up at Jamie Dimon on the "High Dive".

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:18 | 2909769 blindman
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"..The rationales take on the character of the schoolyard. Everyone does it on Wall Street, and singling out Goldman isn't fair. And what was Greg Smith expecting? Everyone knows Wall Street is crooked and will do whatever it takes to abuse their customers and make millions out of it. And if the customers are dumb enough to fall for it, they deserve it. What a fool.

What people do not realize is that the fraud cuts so deep and wide that it hard to escape it, even if one has no dealings personally with any of these firms. These Wall Street financiers have their hands in everyone's pocket through the manipulation of the financial system and the money supply. And if you do not understand that by now, you understand nothing." .. jca
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22 October 2012
Greg Smith And Goldman Sachs
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2012/10/greg-smith-and-goldman-...
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Here is Greg Smith's first public interview on US television.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:41 | 2909620 Miles Kendig
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Goldman continues to dream of participating in a Showtime Hollywood soft serve party while Mr Smith considers his a follywood fixations in a purely WDC fashion while everyone else pretends they've found Bollywood.  Still, kids at the creamery, regardless

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXm6Bc3RuJE

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:08 | 2909490 Fix It Again Timmy
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Scamming the rubes is such child's play that they resort to debauchery for titillation.  I don't necessarily decry debauchery, but I do take serious offense at "scamming the rubes"...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 10:59 | 2909471 Benjamin Glutton
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Fear not Comrades!!!! Romney Family Investment Ties To Voting Machine Company That Could Decide The Election Causing Concern

http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2012/10/20/romney-family-investmen...

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:58 | 2909306 Wakanda
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If we open the big drain at the bottom of the tub, the the turds will go down, down, down.

The Second American Revolution, processing sewerage in a neighborhood near you.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:53 | 2909299 ebworthen
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They don't need a hot tub time machine, just a revolving door between Goldman Sachs and the rest of Wall Street and the FED, the SEC, the CONgress and whatever agency will let them forgive theft and legerdemain, and get them back in as a pit boss somewhere in the Casino in the future.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:49 | 2909287 hivekiller
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Money laundering.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:03 | 2909475 Zero Govt
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look Goldmans can accept despot Libyan investment money one minute, next lose 98% of it (to Goldman directors bonuses) and then the US takes out the "tyrant"

not for the SEC to ever question Blankfiens blood money bonus... we're all sociopaths, it's just fine

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:44 | 2909275 MoneyMcbags
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Mr Banzai7,

Those are some huge boobs in the jacuzzi. 

The chick's got a nice rack too.  Heyoooooo.

Bottoms up,

 

Money McBags

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:41 | 2909614 NotApplicable
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Hey, I thought you had a job now?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:52 | 2910926 MoneyMcbags
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Yes, yes, Money McBags has been back working for the man for ~1.5 years now which is why the financial world has been more bereft of dick jokes than Ellen Degeneres has been bereft of dick, and for that we are all a bit sad. 

That said, Money McBags is still on the twitter https://twitter.com/moneymcbags most mornings and evenings where he frequently pontificates on the B(L)S' data manipulation (though if this is the data, Money McBags applauds their manipulation), the upcoming election (and if you haven't been following Money McBags lately, he is firmly in the Monty Brewster camp), and the latest earnings releases (hint, they blow more than Abbey Brooks in The Dick Suckers).

To the pain,

Money McBags

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:42 | 2909268 TideFighter
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Boil frogs, boil.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 10:57 | 2909459 Zero Govt
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...and in their own soup too, Classic Kamakazi Cooking

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:04 | 2909723 Wakanda
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That is one stanky recipe.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:26 | 2909240 Hobbleknee
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The jacuzzi is not plugged in.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:24 | 2909238 Miss Expectations
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Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the banker,
The abacus maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:18 | 2909225 falak pema
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helzapoppin...just don't touch those inflatable globes. Blankfein looks like he wants rubber on his nose once the baloon has burst. 

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:14 | 2909214 swissaustrian
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Where is Jon Corzine?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 13:23 | 2909967 Moronicgenius
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He's the one underwater, and he's not suckin' air!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:20 | 2909230 williambanzai7
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Inside rehypothecating the crack pipe

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 10:55 | 2909416 Zero Govt
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selling tickets for a Joe Biden after-dinner speech?

they've been on discount since the large 40 guest Solyndra table cancelled future bookings, it was a 'surprise' to the President too

the Bumma-Biden-Corzine 'Crack Economic Team' has somewhat lost their touch, CoCo the Clown wants to know if they ever really had it

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 08:51 | 2909174 a growing concern
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Hmm.  I figured there'd be a lot more male strippers.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 08:55 | 2909184 slaughterer
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What is lurking under the surface of the water?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 08:59 | 2909185 williambanzai7
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Andrew Ross Sorkin

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 10:15 | 2909295 williambanzai7
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WHY I LEFT GOLDMAN SACHS (Andrew Ross Sorkin cameo)

Sorkin is having a ball
He's drinking with Blankfein et al
A New York Times boob
I hope he brought lube
As Lloyd wants no part of the doll

The Limerick King

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 17:57 | 2910935 onebir
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Move Sorkin a bit to the right, and he'll get to enjoy Hank's TBTF!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:46 | 2909862 wisefool
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Well done WB7 and Limmeric King  (as always). Bloomberg spent the morning defiantly saying "Did he continue to cash the paycheck for 10 years? .... I think he did"

But then they would also sheepishly say "If it is no big deal, why did the goldman PR department get so geared up for this?"

Repeat for 3 hours. WB7+LK gets it done in two iterations.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 11:45 | 2909635 LeisureSmith
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Even though Jamie aint of the Squid, i think he would feel right at home showing off his blowhole in the middle of this frothy cesspool. http://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/7175130042/

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 12:40 | 2909851 vrabobabo
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nice, hahahah

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 10:41 | 2909406 Zero Govt
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chuckle  :9

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:21 | 2909233 WALLST8MY8BALL
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And here I was thinking it was Jamie Dimon makin all the bath bubbles!

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 09:10 | 2909208 Jumbotron
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+1000 Too Big To Fails

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 08:47 | 2909161 JPM Hater001
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Well, now I know what my ex girlfriend is up to these days.

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 10:00 | 2909307 malikai
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Blankfiend is your ex too?

Mon, 10/22/2012 - 08:44 | 2909157 Jumbotron
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21st Century Hellfire Club

 

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