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Tuesday Humor: The Difference Between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama.

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Wed, 10/24/2012 - 09:31 | 2915522 emergencyemail
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Major US Stock Market Decline, Perfect Choreography for Romney Election

http://www.emergencyemail.org/newsemergency/anmviewer.asp?a=2408&z=34

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 06:41 | 2915217 MickV
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The difference is that Romney is an eligible natural born Citizen (A2S1C4) and Obama is not. Obama was born British, of a British subject father, who was married to his mother. By the British Common Law concept of Perpetual Allegiance he is likely still British to this day, and may have traveled to the British Commonwealth of Pakistan in 1982 on a British Passport---- but we are not allowed to see his passport, and the last one who did was found shot to death. If he indeed did travel in 1982 on a British passport he is DEFINITELY still British, as he would have made an oath of allegiance to Britain at the age of majority. Regardless, birth as a British subject (by operation of the British Nationality Act, Part 1 Section 1) voids natural born Citizenship, and eligibility for President. A2S1C4 is a security requirement, designed to ensure allegiance and attachment to America by requiring singular allegiance from birth. No one born after 1787 (ratification of the Constitution) is eligible if born of foreign parentage. ALL US Citizens present in the colonies when the Constitution was ratified were eligible (even though they were not natural born), since the first natural born Citizens, born since the Declaration of Independence of the new US Citizens, were only 13 (Grandfather Clause--- "or a Citizen at the time of the ratification of this Constitution"), but NO ONE born after 1787 with foreign citizenship is eligible.

SCOTUS precedent for the definition of natural born Citizen is found in Minor v. Happersett, 88 US 162, (1874), which repeated the natural law, law of nations definition, and was well known at the time and by the founding fathers, and was referred to in SCOTUS Dista in such cases as "The Venus" (1803).

"The Constitution does not in words say who shall be natural-born citizens. Resort must be had elsewhere to ascertain that. At common law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners" --- 88 US 162, 167

Congress, the judiciary and the media (useful idiots) are committing Treason in allowing Obama to Usurp the Presidency. Obama is committing Treason by laying his hand on the bible and swearing to uphold the Constitution he knows he is breaking. When there is no legal President then there is no law and no Constitution, since the POTUS is the executor of the laws. The first American Republic is dead, and can only be re-established by the recognition of the Usurpation, and voidance of every Executive orde and every signature and appointmant of the Usurper. Obama is EXACTLY whom the framers were preventing from the office. The tree of liberty needs watering.

 

(As for Romney, he is a natural born Citizen. His grandfather was a polygamist, and fled to Mexico to avoid penalties of the Edmunds Tucker Act. That Act did not take away US Citizenship. Thus he was a US Citizen, living in Mexico when Mitt's father, George, was born as a Mexican and US Citizen of US Citizen parents. After uprisings in Mexico George returned to the US at age 6 or 7, and after the age of majority, any Mexican citizenship would have expired (George was NOT a natural born Citizen, and also was not eligible when he ran for President). Mitt was born in Detroit to 2 US Citizen parents, and is a natural born Citizen by the definition of Minor v. Happersett.)

Thu, 10/25/2012 - 08:44 | 2918123 whydtinogo
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I dont want to quibble here, and Barry may or may not be British, but upon reaching the age of majority he would most definately not have pledged any oath of allegiance to Britain. He may be a lousy president, he may not be a natural born US citizen, he may not still be married to Meeeeshell etc. etc. but he would not have been made to pledge allegiance to Britain in order to travel to Pakistan on a British passport

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 07:12 | 2915245 MassDecep
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Time to put an end to the Tuesday Humor segment. That was awful.....

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 06:12 | 2915198 BlackVoid
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They are just puppets to make you feel good. These guys are not setting policy.

It is totally irrelevant who wins.

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 03:47 | 2915132 ebworthen
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dottjt,

Not bad.

Don't comment to commentors, or if you do make it a rarity and based on something over facts; ignore the accolades and jibes - maintain some mystery.

The "both Zionist scum" comment was a little harsh; they are politicians - they will kiss anyone's ass to get what they want.

I'm writing in "Ron Paul" over principle, and my vote in my state wouldn't matter if I could vote 1 million times.

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 03:18 | 2915098 Benjamin Glutton
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Both will borrow Billions at 0% interest from the 47% and pay them back in the form of a tax refund with printed dollars that are worth less.

 

Cash flow bitchez!!!!

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 03:03 | 2915062 swampyankee
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That was dumb.

 

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 22:49 | 2914819 Whats that smell
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Funny but Money McBags was better.

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 00:55 | 2914996 Daily Bail
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This is funnier still, by a long shot.  Watch the first 2 minutes and tell me you don't laugh.

COMEDY GOLD: Mark To Market With Alan Grayson 

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 01:07 | 2915007 dottjt
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haha this guy's a bigger self-publicity whore than 'Duke of Con Dao' down there. Please, if you're so brilliant, get your own guest post status and leave mine alone!

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 05:17 | 2915167 Daily Bail
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Relax youngster.  I watched your video again, checked out your website, watched a few clips from your youtube channel.  You have skills.  Keep at it.

And I agree with EB Worthen, the zionist scum line was over the top. I think all of us who hang out at ZH are smart enough to examine Israel and its behavior with our own heads.  That line will prevent your video from being posted in a lot of places, forums, blogs, etc.  You could have just as easily said 'both candidates bow to Israel' and you would offend virtually no one, while still making your point.

Lastly, as for my site, I get about 30,000 pageviews everyday, and maybe 300-400 of them come from zero hedge.  I don't hang out here for the pageviews, I do it for the humor, knowledge and links I pick up from fellow commenters.

As I said, you have talent.  Keep at it, and good luck.

DB

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 06:13 | 2915197 malikai
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I just want to take this moment to thank you for killing so many of your own braincells watching that crap so that we don't have to suffer. Needless to say, there's quite a few pearls on your site and a whole lot of diamonds.

Also, top notch retort. Respectful, and sharp as a razor.

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 13:25 | 2916109 Daily Bail
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Thanks for the kind words.

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 23:05 | 2914835 dottjt
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You're comparing apples and oranges. We're both aimed at very different audiences. 

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 22:22 | 2914771 blindman
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The Clear Choice for 2012
October 9th, 2012 by Tim
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http://www.whatawaytogomovie.com/2012/10/the-clear-choice-for-2012/comme...
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" More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Woody Allen, My Speech to the Graduates

The thing about that Woody Allen quote is this: because Woody Allen is a comedian, most people read this as “just a joke.” Lemme tellya how bad things are. Things are so bad… But comedy and tragedy often arrive in the same limo, and while this is a joke, for me it’s so much more: an accurate and useful poetic description of our collective predicament. " ....t.b.
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Real Life Currency War Simulation
http://www.ftense.com/2012/10/real-life-currency-war-simulation.html
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something else to think about?

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 20:52 | 2914611 nah
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i know my shit yeah

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 21:13 | 2914654 dottjt
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So you're voting Obama, right? Good man :)

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 00:40 | 2914978 dottjt
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It's clearly sarcasm you bastards!

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 05:32 | 2915178 CompassionateFascist
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Shouldn't be. The only way we'll ever get back to a Republic and a free market domestic economy is through intensified polarization and eventual Civil War. A real close, quasi-stolen election (Soros' Spanish Co. is counting most of the votes) plus a few more months of Obama and then economic implosion should do the trick very nicely.  

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 20:25 | 2914558 janus
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not bad.  better, in fact.

you may be worth a squirt of piss afterall.

but don't reply; we're not there yet.

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 20:07 | 2914524 DeadFred
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Romney's grandparents did move to Mexico because of the polygamy thing so I guess you can say he's latino.

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 01:32 | 2915025 LMAOLORI
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Polygamists in both families

 

The polygamists in Obama and Romney’s family trees

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The line of polygamists in Obama’s family can be traced back generations in western Kenya, where it was an accepted practice within the Luo (pronounced LOO-oh) tribe. His great-grandfather, Obama Opiyo, had five wives, including two who were sisters. His grandfather, Hussein Onyango, had at least four wives, one of whom, Akumu, gave birth to the president’s father, Barack Obama, before fleeing her abusive husband. Obama Sr. was already married when he left Kenya to study at the University of Hawaii, where he married again. His American wife-to-be, Stanley Ann Dunham, was not yet 18 and unaware of his marital situation when she became pregnant with his namesake son in 1961.

The line of polygamists in the Romney family traces back generations, when it was an accepted practice in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. His paternal great-grandfathers, Miles Park Romney and Helaman Pratt, were born in the United States but lived for decades in Mexico. Pratt was a Mormon missionary there; Miles Park Romney left Utah for Mexico with a tribe of polygamous Mormons after the Mormon church broke with the practice of polygamy in 1890.

Pratt had five wives. Miles Park Romney had four, and 30 children, one of whom was Gaskell Romney. The polygamy stopped at Gaskell, who had a single wife and seven children. One of the children, George, was born in a Mormon colony in the state of Chihuahua, Mexico, although he was nonetheless a U.S. citizen. He was Mitt’s father.

 

 

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 07:46 | 2915292 swamp
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Incest, rape, polymigy, sounds like the patriarch, bonding over the slavery of women.

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 06:15 | 2915199 malikai
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Must have been some kinky shit going on in that household.

I always had a thing for sisters. Twins would be tops.

Maybe I should change my religion.

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 20:29 | 2914564 Things that go bump
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So, how many grandmothers did he have?

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 21:06 | 2914636 nmewn
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Whole binders full of em, apparently...lol.

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 21:11 | 2914648 dottjt
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His mormon herritage suggests anywhere between 2 and 500.63+!

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 21:15 | 2914659 nmewn
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Always good to have a backup plan...very optimal ;-)

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 21:36 | 2914700 dottjt
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haha yeah. Ann Romney will age horribly at some stage i.e. Hillary Clinton, and so a young American broad sporting a U.S. flag bikini is the perfect substitute. Those mormons really took "survival of the fittest" to the extreme, perhaps only for the male side of things :p

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 22:24 | 2914776 nmewn
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Which brings up my point that never got answered last night.

What (if any) religion is Obama? Maybe we should ask his "pastor" for twenty years ;-)

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/10/21/Obama-asks-Jeremiah-Wright-for-Get-out-the-vote-help

Looks like the "messiah" is looking for some Divine intervention himself...lol.

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 23:09 | 2914840 john39
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satanism is all the rage among the globalist/NWO set... 

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 07:01 | 2915235 nmewn
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You're saying a jive talkin satanist can very easily snooker a government educated population by promising them the moon & stars for frrreeeeee!?!?!...well I agree.

We should do something about that.

Wed, 10/24/2012 - 07:13 | 2915243 New_Meat
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"We should do something about that."

tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 20:14 | 2914535 dottjt
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Well, I guess you learn something everyday. 

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 20:05 | 2914515 Duke of Con Dao
Tue, 10/23/2012 - 20:13 | 2914534 dottjt
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haha you sure like whoring yourself and it's quite obvious you thumbed up your own comment. After 4 years and only 83 subscribers, have you considered that maybe you're just not quite cut out for the job?

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 20:53 | 2914616 New_Meat
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dottjt:

"After 4 years and only 83 subscribers, have you considered that maybe you're just not quite cut out for the job?"

I'm thinkin' that there is an entire slew of individuals who have had no-show jobs over the last 4 +/- years who are going to be put into the position where they realize that their paymasters know that they are not quite cut out for their jobs.

Then they can join U-3 while thinking that they are  in U-6.

- Ned

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 20:03 | 2914510 Duke of Con Dao
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odFkOfYA4KM

something about an outbreak of Romnesia...

 

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