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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/29/2012 14:57 -0400

Liberty's showing distress
Sandy is lifting her dress
She knows to beware
When storms make her bare
Just like with that whole Lehman mess

The Limerick King

Jamie is riding the pipe
He's looking for assets to swipe
This Kleptocrat raper
Rides waves of shit paper
That should have been used as ass-wipe

The Limerick King

TRICK OR TREAT!

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Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:22 | 2931259 Sigep0612

Banz....when Katrina hit there were actually people who said Bush caused the Hurricane. Granted, the response was far from perfect but com'on...Bush creating a weather pattern?

Please do one one on Obama causing Sandy. I think that would be hilarious.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 10:42 | 2931338 williambanzai7

Look at the weather map I did

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 09:32 | 2931065 Downtoolong

I’ll never forget the time the NJ transit trains broke down on a Friday night heading out of NY. They decided to try busing people to the next working train station. After waiting an hour and a half, with ten trainloads of people waiting at the station to get home, one bus finally showed up.

I really thought the mob was going to tip it over.

I’m so glad I’m not in NY right now.

Here’s the funny part. My wife went up there for the weekend to see a couple of Broadway shows with her friends.

Be safe hun, I’ll see you when you get back, someday.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 05:37 | 2930698 OldPhart

At least NYC people get to experience the thrill of Disneyland's Matterhorn as they take the PATH to work.

That splash should shake the shit out of them.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 09:26 | 2931040 Downtoolong

I rode that PATH for years, and I've got scars to prove it.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 02:15 | 2930589 raiha

The sharks swimming in the NJ streets....surreal!

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 01:26 | 2930555 headless blogger

It would be ironic if the storm knocked down the statue of Liberty in this growing police state. It would be a spiritual event.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 00:02 | 2930264 williambanzai7

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 22:40 | 2930114 disabledvet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8HrA2T3lI4

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 22:37 | 2930107 ParkAveFlasher

Great stuff Banzai, thanks for the laugh. A little humor goes a long way.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 22:25 | 2930071 sodbuster

I'm sure there may be some rats drowning in NYC, but it's the wrong ones!!!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 22:07 | 2930004 ebworthen

I hope that crony capitalist asshole Dimon loses power and he and his security team shit a brick or two, deserves it 100X more than normal people.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 21:56 | 2929970 Wakanda

Con Ed explosions at E 14th Street:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqYZ433TeQ

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 21:38 | 2929906 williambanzai7

Here is the weather on the West Coast, sent by a friend.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 05:23 | 2930691 Nobody For President

Yep, went flying late afternoon, got highish, coasted down as the sun was going down over the Pacific - just beautiful.

But we have earthquakes and forest fires, to each his own.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 01:04 | 2930521 otto skorzeny

it would nice to be on the beach in PB in SD or up in LaJolla for dinner right now.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 20:30 | 2929669 Bear

Damn ... don't associate 'The Pipeline' with ................. I can't even repeat the name for fear that I would damage my keyboard. Also, I wish this was liberty's only problem

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 20:17 | 2929610 The big unzip

Hell of shot Stud Duck! Where was it at.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 20:26 | 2929654 Stud Duck

NW of Nevada, Missouri, man what a storm! Got more shots, about 10 of it, watched it go to the ground, It spit lots of large hail, but in a company car so did not give a damn, just wanted the pics!

Glad you liked them, a guy posted them on flicker and they went viral, have seen them on the net lots of time!

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 00:06 | 2930402 Jim in MN

ZH rocks. We get like you, WB7 AND folks like that guy who started American Spirit tobacco...just hangin' out. Outstanding.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 21:05 | 2929799 willwork4food

Serious cool ass pic SD. You should get kudos!

Hopefully you'll be around with your cam when Elenin hits. O wait..

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 19:02 | 2929340 nmewn

So, I take it the NE is not used to a Cat One hurricane?

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 21:24 | 2929867 williambanzai7

I think the surge is what has everyone concerned that the Internet might get knocked out on their block.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 21:48 | 2929940 nmewn

Oh, dear. They might have to look out the window? ;-)

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 19:54 | 2929529 New_Meat

nmewn: no, we're blue-state pussies up here. So afraid that the hack union folks of all flavours want anticipatory days off as well as compensatory days off on the other end of the blessed event.

- Ned

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 20:05 | 2929568 nmewn

I know of one little piglet who'll be just fine no matter what life throws at him ;-)

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 19:18 | 2929391 booboo

Everytime someone mentions Cat 1 Eliot Spitzer blushes.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 19:53 | 2929525 nmewn

I thought it was number nine...number nine...number nine ;-)

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:37 | 2929255 monad

Dear Mr President, enclosed please find my application for Sandy disaster relief aid and a stamped self addressed envelope. Take your usual cut... errrrrurrurrurrrgh, campaign donations.

Thank you,

Henry Kissinger

Tel Aviv, Israel

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:17 | 2929191 jmcadg

WB7 & The Limerick King.

Typically awesome work.

Symbolic Chinese waves bashing the US. Very good.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 22:01 | 2929980 Haole

Japanese... Great Wave of Kanagawa stylie and no I'm not the one that down-voted you.

However, I wholeheartedly share the sentiments of your first two sentences.

Thanks are always in order when WB7 and The Limerick King lay it down.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 05:58 | 2930711 williambanzai7

He got dinged by Jamie the Whale.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:14 | 2929175 10044

Wb7, what about the "dangling" crane?!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 21:21 | 2929856 williambanzai7

I'm worried about that crane. That is scary shit. Those things do lots of damage when they crash. Just like Lehman ;-)

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:13 | 2929173 machineh

This is Typhoon Sandy, in HK terms.

NYC will be mostly OK, unless the subway floods.

But Atlantic City is damn near a write off.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 22:10 | 2930013 ebworthen

Subways flooded from what I have seen in the past half-hour.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 20:02 | 2929559 Clowns on Acid

Atlantic City was a writeoff before Sandy. AC has been devoving into a piece of dung for 5 years now.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 18:09 | 2929143 Zero Govt

4 fabs (got em all;) and the limericks a good chuckle too

Quality stuff Banzai & LK

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 09:03 | 2930962 Dr Benway

Yeah Banzai delivers as always. Great great wave too

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:45 | 2929102 stant

they will be reading the obits the next few days to see what can be sniped at

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:33 | 2929075 walküre

I 100% expect MSM to pick up your artwork and in passing, educate Americans for real this one time. It just might slip through the cracks of their sensationalist dam.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:30 | 2929067 tnquake

In other news;

Due to the closing of Wall Street for Sandy, porn sites are operating at a loss!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:16 | 2929023 bank guy in Brussels

Liberty has got legs in heels now ... very nice, WB ... America does not deserve her anymore

It is interesting that in the very first few years of America, US coins had a rather wild-spirited female 'Liberty' on the coins, with very free-flowing hair

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Apparently they are putting sandbags around the Goldman Sachs building, photo here (scroll down a bit), on the UK Telegraph's excellent daily 'Debt Crisis Live' -

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/debt-crisis-live/9639964/Debt-crisis-...

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 01:09 | 2930531 otto skorzeny

I think those sandbags are for .308 protection when the natives start getting restless.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 20:13 | 2929597 Never One Roach

The EU-IMF Troika of inspectors in Greece has called on European bodies and official creditors to write off a chunk of their loans, opening the way for first taxpayer losses since the sovereign debt crisis began.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/9639512/Germany-rattl...

Time to go ultra long Euro KY.

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 17:30 | 2929066 Wakanda

Liberty is still in the USSA. She's hiding in the hearts and minds of the few, the couragous. She'll be back...

The Second American Revolution, unfolding now in a flooded, gerrymandered voting district near you.

(Those sandbags in front of GS are really for riot control.)

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 16:48 | 2928913 Stud Duck

I shot that tornado picture that the Statue of Liberty is imposed on!! Far out!

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 21:27 | 2929844 williambanzai7

I don't know if you are putting me on. But if you did take it, and I am assuming you did, far fucking out! Perfect shot.

There is another picture of the SOLfloating around on the Internet today that uses that tornado as a back drop and claims to be authentic.

Tue, 10/30/2012 - 09:23 | 2931017 Dr Benway

Here's the picture in a series of shots

http://extremeinstability.com/04-5-28.htm

http://extremeinstability.com/stormpics/2012/ss-a1430.jpg

Mon, 10/29/2012 - 21:10 | 2929816 bonderøven-farm ass

“A drab of state, a cloth-o'-silver slut, to have her train borne up and her soul trail in the dirt.” ~ Cyril Tourneur

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