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ZeRO HeDGe HaLLoWeeN PaRT II: THe ReTuRN oF BaNZaI7's BaiLouT THRiLLeR...

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BAILOUT THRILLER

(Michael Jackson's Thriller)

WilliamBanzai7

 

It's Midnight this late October night and

Banksta Zombies Lurking in the Dark.

Under The Moonlight,

You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart.

You Try To Scream,

But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.

Markets Start To Freeze,

As Horror Looks You Right Between Your Day Trader Eyes,

Your Paralyzed

You Hear The Door Slam,

And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.

You Feel The Cold Take Hold,

And Wonder If You'll Ever See another Market Run

You Close Your Eyes,

And Hope That This Is Just Imagination,

But All The While,

You Hear The Grim Market Reaper

Creepin' Up Behind

You're Out Of Trading Time

They're Out to Get You,

There's Alghoul Trading Demons Closing In On Every Side.

They Will Possess You,

Unless You Change The Number On Your Skype.

Now Is the Time for You and Your Trading Bros to huddle Close Together

All Thru The Night,

It'll Save You From The Terror On The Bloomberg Screen,

It'll Make You See:

 

(narrated by Vincent Price)

Darkness Falls Across O-Bamney Land,

The Asian Trading Day Is Close At Hand.

Bottom Feeders Crawl In Search Of Blood...

To Fraudclose on Your Neighborhood

And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without

The Soul For Economic Bust

Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Subprime Hell,

And Rot Inside Lehman's Bankrupt Shell.

The Foulest Stench Is In The Air

The Funk Of One Gazillion Bailout Bucks

And trading Ghouls From Every Banksta Trading Room

Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom

And Though You Fight To Stay Alive

Your P&L Starts To Shiver

For No Banksta Gangsta Can Resist

The Evil Of The Bailout Thriller

 

'Cause this Is Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about to Strike.

You Know its Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

You're fighting for Your Monetary Life inside a Killer, Thriller.

Thriller, TARP Bailout Night

'Cause

It can thrill you More Than Any Keynesian Ghoul Could ever try.

(Thriller, Bailout Night)

So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Chiller, Mega Fiscal Massacre
Thriller Here Tonight.

'Cause this Is Thriller, TARP Bailout Thriller night

It Will Thrill You More Than Any Kenynesian Ghoul Could ever dare

try

Any Ghoul could ever Dare...

 

 

BANZAI7'S TBTF HALLOWEEN SET
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Link to the full TBTF Halloween Set: Here

 

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Wed, 10/31/2012 - 23:04 | 2936585 fast mover
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WB7,

Where are the Mouseketteer Jedi???

Cheers!

FM

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 20:49 | 2936233 THE DORK OF CORK
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The Gun is Good

The Penis is Evil

 

Zardoz Zardoz Zardoz.........................

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONibuODQWkY

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 20:18 | 2936127 TrustWho
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Thank-you for the comic relief as our grand leaders take the world over the cliff.

HAPPY HALLOWEN

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 19:59 | 2936067 tom a taxpayer
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Wiliiam - You get ALL THE TREATS!!

Your work here tonight deserves a special wing in the WB7 MultiPlex Theater of the Arts. 

You not only the man, you the Superman!

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 19:33 | 2936011 monad
Wed, 10/31/2012 - 19:11 | 2935971 I am Jobe
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Wow, Banzai, exellent work. Any hot babe special? No Merkel

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 18:29 | 2935877 Piranhanoia
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Are you the one with the Red and Gray jacket next to the blind kid?

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 18:24 | 2935866 maingan
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Oh the horror of it all! Great  work WB7!

Coming soon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwddmOYgKTM&feature=related

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 18:15 | 2935847 tennisfan2
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only one thing to say, love your posts man.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 18:08 | 2935829 EZYJET PILOT
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Willaim, Hong Kong is Halloween every day, it's an absolute shit hole! I'm stuck in the place and can't wait to get out.

Thu, 11/01/2012 - 01:15 | 2936793 williambanzai7
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You could do much worse.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 17:42 | 2935762 williambanzai7
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Here is Halloween in Hong Kong for those of you interested...

 

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 19:30 | 2936007 Wakanda
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An Asian celebration of a pagan ceremony to communicate with the dead celebrated half way between the Autumnal Equinox and the Winter Solstice.

Wonderful cultural mash up.  Thanks WB7!

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 15:59 | 2935543 irie1029
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BainBoy!!  LOL

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 15:24 | 2935432 rlouis
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Scary images William - points to another war by the war mongers and profiteers.  Feelings of revulsion are apporpriate - cudos.  Happy Samhain.

Thu, 11/01/2012 - 01:13 | 2936789 williambanzai7
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Unfortunately, you are right.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 15:09 | 2935379 Henry Chinaski
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My daughter's high school chorus is going to do a Thriller flash mob this week.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 15:05 | 2935366 LeisureSmith
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Hilarious as per usual from the photoshopper in chief. Here is a valient MJ."cover" attempt from India. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaaB_gsS5GQ

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 15:03 | 2935361 PUD
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stay puff blankfein man! bhwaaaaaaaaa

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 14:52 | 2935310 Odin
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Knew I should have dressed up as a Vampire Squid...

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 14:50 | 2935300 Yen Cross
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Priceless...

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 14:48 | 2935291 Zero Govt
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Very scary ...but a chucklefest :))

Hey Banzai, you're not like other guys

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 14:58 | 2935332 williambanzai7
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See if you can guess where I am in this picture...

A MINORITY OF ONE

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 22:00 | 2936376 philipat
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Hey William,

 

Here's a recent Spiegel piece with a pic of Rommel looking VERY like our favorite Bankster at JPM?

Look forward to seeing your magic on this one!!!

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/german-politicians-demand-to...

Thu, 11/01/2012 - 01:11 | 2936786 williambanzai7
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Thanks for this, I see there is an article about the German gold.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 19:28 | 2936003 monad
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Why didn't they expel you? Tsk

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 20:52 | 2936240 Cui Bono
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Because they would have to catch and eat him first!

CB

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 15:18 | 2935408 Wakanda
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Congrats WB7 - you emerged from the meat grinder wounded but intact, still capable of critical thought and creativity.

Thanks for the great Halloween montage!  You rock!  : >

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 15:33 | 2935454 Zero Govt
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R to L 3rd row at the back (below the eye)

..you're not like your classmates either

 

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 14:42 | 2935260 Lost Wages
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Some say Michael Jackson fought the Illuminati and lost. Whatever the truth, I hope there are no paparazzi on the other side.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 21:53 | 2936413 mjcOH1
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The Illuminati.  The Gay.  One of those.

Wed, 10/31/2012 - 14:38 | 2935249 lolmao500
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Awesome.

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