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PHRENOLOGY OF A VOTER
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COUNTING VOTES
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BULL SHIT FAN
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NIGHT OF THE LIVING CHADS

 

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CRONY SWING
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POSTCARDS FROM GW: THIS SHIT IS FUCKED!

 

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Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:04 | 2953309 DollarMenu
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Thanks WB7, your posts have become, for me, as essential as my morning coffee!

I am deeply grateful, always satisfied.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:01 | 2953300 willwork4food
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That's right. The only change there will be is the soiled underwear of today's voters when financial reality uproars her ugly head with an attitude.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:09 | 2953326 DollarMenu
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And, on Staten Island, there will be competition for that underwear:

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/20015067/plea-for-underwear-on-staten-island

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:15 | 2953340 a growing concern
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These people live on an island, correct? By its very definition, an island is surrounded by water, correct?  Underwear needs to be washed, and this is accomplished with water, correct? 

 

FIGURE IT OUT, PEOPLE.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:00 | 2953435 Rollerball
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Dumbass.  Go drink out of the Ganges.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:20 | 2953487 a growing concern
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I'm reasonably sure an average person could clean the shitstains off their underwear by washing them out in the ocean.  Not ideal, mind you, but why would you sit there complaining rather than taking action and getting it done?

 

Nowhere did I suggest or recommend drinking out of a shit-filled river, so who's the dumbass?

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 17:41 | 2953254 Alananda
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Where do we get ballots for nominations for the Pulitzer Prize?  I'd nominate WB.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 17:42 | 2953253 Alananda
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Where do we get ballots for nominations for the Pulitzer Prize?  I'd nominate WB.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:46 | 2953402 nofluer
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I'd suggest that you check with the Dem or Rep national party headquarters. They probbly have samples of all major global ballots.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 17:36 | 2953245 Yen Cross
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 I voted for Hugo Chavez. If you can't hang with the "big dog socialists", then stay under the porch BITCHEZ! ;-)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:18 | 2953346 vix is for kids
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Presidents in my lifetime, winning with less than 50% of the popular vote:

Truman, Kennedy, Clinton (twice), GW Bush

 

Presidents winning with less than 51% of the vote:

Carter and Reagan

 

Stay home, Bitchez!  We one-percenters enjoy a cake walk through D.C.!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 17:26 | 2953213 Jam Akin
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Vote early and often.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:54 | 2953584 Goldilocks
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Led Zeppelin - The Song Remains The Same (Studio Version) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he6TQsU8d6k (5:30)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 17:24 | 2953208 The Heart
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Zot!

This is F'ed up and what is a poor nation to do?

Bahhhhhhhhh......

Colorado Sets the Stage for a Bogus Election:

http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/colorado-sets-the-stage-for-a-bogu...

***THIS HAPPENED TODAY!! 11-6-12.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOj2IPulNPA

Hacking Democracy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVTXbARGXso

Remote Vote Tampering Attack on a Sequoia AVC Voting Machine by Argonne National Lab:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ClrHPShljM

Proven voting fraud! Gov't programmer testifies voting machines are rigging elections:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4aKOhbbK9E

Rigged Voting Machines:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx5YyiyWOH4

Election Fraud, 42 Ways it’s Institutionalizing Corruption and Tyranny.:

http://www.thelonestarwatchdog.com/2012/...d-america/

DAILY NEWS:

http://whatreallyhappened.com/node

Anyone that actually thinks their vote counts is only foolish to believe so.

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Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:33 | 2953526 a growing concern
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I think my vote counts. Just not sure who it counts for.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 17:18 | 2953184 pan
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Don't vote!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 17:32 | 2953233 LongSoupLine
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I voted...and wrote in Ron Paul.

 

Fuck you Bernanke!

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:28 | 2953366 Totin
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It doesn't send anyone a message when you don't vote or when you write someone in. They won't give 2 shits. They aren't going to change their plans next election because "x" percent of people didn't vote for their candidate. All you've done is help get Obama back in office. And I'm a Paul supporter by the way.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 09:54 | 2955603 mess nonster
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Voting for Obama won't stop foreign wars, drone asassinations, the FED, or Wall Street.

Voting for Romney won't stop foreign wars, drone asassinations, the FED, or Wall Street.

Voting for Ron Paul won't stop foreign wars, drone asassinations, the FED, or Wall Street.

But at least RP SAID he would stop them. NO-one's sending anyone a message. Welcome to the echo chamber. The Obots last night at Obama headquarters looked like they were at a Nuremburg rally. This shit's gonna get interesting.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:44 | 2953558 New_Meat
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George Wallace didn't affect anything, but H put Clinton in and Ralph Nader put W in.  We'll see if Gary Johnson slurps off enough votes in NH to give 4 for O.

Pussy junkstaz' probably stoned, obviously don't know history.

- Ned

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 03:37 | 2954971 OldPhart
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I quite safely voted libertarian.  I live in California.  This state defaults to blue.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 17:18 | 2953183 Zero Govt
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"This Shit Is Fucked"

These Sheep R Fucked

fixed ....never thought i could improve on a Banzai, that's a maybe ;)

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 18:24 | 2953356 vix is for kids
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You were right the first time, ZG.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 17:13 | 2953164 3.7.77
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Vote Bitchez...

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 01:27 | 2954512 Doctor Who
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My vote is on "your vote counts"

I saw my sisters' view on the left sheep.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 17:14 | 2953171 3.7.77
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Bravo WB7, couldn't help myself

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:29 | 2953507 vast-dom
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Vote Blue Cancer / Vote Red Cancer -- would you like testicular cancer or prostate cancer? want your balls to fall off or your asshole to fall out? Fixing it clearly isn't an option when voting.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 19:53 | 2953581 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is watch election on internet (okay, is neighbor's wifi) and is consider vodka as arbiter - Romney take lead, take a shot, Obamana take lead, take a shot. Boris is worry that SCOTUS is ultimate arbiter. Men in black cloaks is scary sh¡t.

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 00:00 | 2954110 ShakaZulu
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Boris better behave under new coming regime.  Men carrying rifles and blindfolds are more scary.

Tue, 11/06/2012 - 23:22 | 2954018 monad
Tue, 11/06/2012 - 22:38 | 2953923 metastar
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Voted Bitchez!

Needed a write-in as Bitchez was not on the ballot in my state

Wed, 11/07/2012 - 12:10 | 2956322 Enslavethechild...
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Oligarchy disguised as a Democracy. Fucking stupid Zombies are all jerking off on each other as if it's all real.

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