I'M A DRoNe MaN!

williambanzai7's picture





(i'm a Soul Man, Sam and Dave)



Comin' to you on a dusty Waziri road

Evil lovin', I got a C-4 Butt Load

And when you get it, you got  nothing

So don't worry, 'cause I'm a coming


I'm a drone man, I'm a drone man

I'm a drone man, I'm a drone man, I'll bomb it all


You get what I got the hard way

And I'll make it bigger each and every day

So pajamy jihadi, don't you fret

'Cause you ain't seen nothing yet


I'm a drone man, I'm a drone man, play it General 

I'm a Drone man, I'm a Drone man


I was brought up on a Hawaiian street, listen now

I learned how to hula before I could eat

I was educated on choomba weed

When I start a bombin', oh, you can't sleep


I'm a drone man, I'm a drone man

I'm a drone man, I'm a drone man


Well, smoke the hopium and I'll pull you in

Give me the bong and I'll bomb your kin

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


I'm talkin' about a drone man

I'm a drone man, and you're a droned man

I'm a drone man, oh no, drone man

I'm a drone man, and you're a droned man






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ShakaZulu's picture

RE: video.  Those are some skinny negros!  Was that before they had food stamps?

Zero Govt's picture

the skys filled with Drones, web spy-bots, banking system tracks, foreign banks no longer take US citizens (too much heat from the IRS) and now the Post Office bans posting cash and coins (ie, people moving a bit of wealth around) 

Oh what a wonderful world 'democractic Govt' builds ..not that you got a say or vote on any of it!

Keep us chuckling about this farce Banzai, we need some relief from 'democracy'



williambanzai7's picture

Have you signed up for your free RFID tattoo yet?

Zero Govt's picture

No, I figured with a Passport, Drivers License, Tax No, Social No. and with Housing, Building, Planning and Birth Cetificates I'd pretty much been tagged/tatted to death by the State

..you mean there's another one?

Sign me up before the State forgets who i am

Tsar Pointless's picture

I think I'm a drone now
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
I think I'm a drone now
The dropping of my bomb is the only sound

(Sung to the tune of "I Think We're Alone Now" by either Tiffany or Tommy James, take your pick.)

Zero-risk bias's picture

(Sung by Matthew Broderick from the 80's movie War-Games, or Bruce Willis or anyone you visualize with the capacity to retaliate with SAM/GTAM).

You know it
You show it
And the time has come
To shoot you down
What a sound

When the day is done
And it all works out

I'd love to do it and you know you've always had it coming

(The Stone Roses)

Lloyd_Xmas's picture

Its not right to have these feelings I have for will i am ban zai

Jim in MN's picture

And when these dronies fight their battles and they splatter bodies' bladders

This is what we call

A dronie weenie bladder splatter battle

Whatta's picture

Have you done Dylan's Rainy Day Women?

"He'll drone you when you're trying to be so good
He'll drone you just like they said he would
He'll drone you when you're trying to go home
He'll drone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get droned


ShakaZulu's picture

Dylan?  Don't you mean Seuss?

Earl of Chiswick's picture



As the time of predictions approaches

will there be a Drone kill on US soil in 2013?

ShakaZulu's picture

WoW!  That's some classic stuff there Bonsai!  That kaleidoscope pic made me dizzy just looking at it.  Planet zero.  Because you can't land on a fraction.

malikai's picture

That tydye drone one's real trippy. Reminds me of the posters I used to put in my room as a kid.

Hey, maybe kids these days will put yours up in their room.

williambanzai7's picture

That's exactly what I was aiming for.

nmewn's picture

That was cool. 

Nothing like a free buzz ;-)

williambanzai7's picture

BTW, look at the audience in that video...I think Mitt Romney might be in there somewhere.

And Happy Veteran's Day to all who served

machineh's picture

Holy shit ... lookit all them Mormons, barely moving a muscle while Sam 'n Dave rock they ass off.

This is what forbidding caffeine, smokes and alcohol does to uptight white folks.

Jesus didn't play no guitar ... and the Angel Moroni couldn't even sing.

CompassionateFascist's picture

These days, Whites got lots to be uptight about. When Sue Sontag said, "The White Race is the Cancer of Humanity", she meant it. And the collectivist Jews with their ethnic FreeShitArmy mean to excise that individualist tumor. Just look around.

Overfed's picture

What's worse is that most whites seem to be convinced.

ShakaZulu's picture

Guess what?  I'm white.  And I don't give a shi...this world is not my home.

CompassionateFascist's picture

Not enough to elect gun-grabbing ZOGstooge Mittinz. HardRight Whites, at least, have finally gotten wise to the Republicrats. 

Goldilocks's picture

ewe baby baby...


Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4 (3:57)

Jim in MN's picture

Anime mashup of Dweezil and Ahmet Zappa's version...one of the creepiest songs ever laid down....



bank guy in Brussels's picture

Re Barack Obama the drone-plane murderer of women and children

Powerful two minutes from America's famous Muslim preacher, Louis Farrakhan

Amazing intensity as Farrakhan shouts:

« That's a MURDERER in the White House! Who will say It? I will! ... »


captain_menace's picture

Who, in power, isn't a murderer (or willing to murder)?

I tend to agree with Mao on this point.

Dexter Morgan's picture

Another classic.  Keep 'em coming!

williambanzai7's picture

I love that song and I love that picture, which started as a picture of Shaft, so this was easy.

And that Stutz is so tacky it is cool looking.

It is ironic that both the drone chief Petraeus and the acting CEO, of Lockheed, which manufactures drones, both got canned the same day for sexual indiscretions.

Of course, Drone Man got elected without any public discussion of the ethics of drone warfare, not that it would have made a difference if Romney had won.

It's a drone world after all.

Tango in the Blight's picture

No wonder.. wasn't the Stutz Elvis' favorite car?


Skateboarder's picture

One nation under drone with indefinite surveillance for all?

machineh's picture


What is they go-oood for?

Absolutely nothin'! (say it again)

derek_vineyard's picture

hey drone, a-where you goin with those images in your hand


jumbo maverick's picture

I'm goin down to shoot my neighbor and his neighbor and his neighbor and his neighbor cause I caught em messing round with the Taliban