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FIAT PUDDING
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CDO SLIME
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The Kleptos just won't let this go
A scam so that profits will grow 
They take some pink slime
And sell it as prime
A USDA CDO

The Limerick King

 

 

 

 

BERNANK IN THE HAT (Final)

 

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PICKPOCKET KING

 

PONZI INVASION

PONZI INVASION
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AMERICAN CRONY
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TOO BIG TO FAIL
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The Ponzi's about to set sail
They call her the "Too Big To Fail"
If it starts to sink
Ben's there in a wink
And shouts out the order to "bail"

The Limerick King

 

WALL STREET MONEY MACHINE

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DIAGRAM OF CRONYSPHERE

 

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Tue, 03/13/2012 - 18:47 | 2252149 theprofromdover
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Ignore this, just seeing if my log-in works now....

Had to use Explorer tho' not Firefox.

 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:26 | 2250020 Henry Chinaski
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Wow!  Bernanke in the Hat channeling the Grinch.  Blows me away.  I am amazed how you keep raising the bar, then go over the top again like it's nothing.  Thank you WB7. 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:15 | 2249981 dbomb12
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They would make great posters for a blacklight

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:11 | 2250202 williambanzai7
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I could add Day Glo accents

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 02:42 | 2249694 Tompooz
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I missed the blood funnel in the Cronysphere. Or is that the purple pipe?   Really rarified up there! 

Great work WB7

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:12 | 2249957 DontShootTheMes...
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How can this charade last for so long?

The fat lady's singing her song.

                      It's the future I fear,

                      'Cause to me it's quite clear,

                      That O's got his lips on Ben's dong.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 02:20 | 2249683 BeetleBailey
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+1000 WB....as always.....brilliant

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 01:22 | 2249647 Conrad Murray
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Ponzi Invasion - https://secure.flickr.com/photos/expd/6977018467/

That's that shit. Keep it up WB7.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 00:32 | 2249602 spooncutter
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amazing work mr banzai7. ponzi invasion should be framed on my wall

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 00:29 | 2249589 Atlantis Consigliore
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Springtime for the MF and the FED reserve.....

 

The media knows how to bury it, hide it,  spin to win it;  keep it GAY;     my nazi is more liberal than your nazi.  and more Gay!

 

http://youtu.be/IvMH6Ht-q9U,  

 

 http://youtu.be/4zpYQJkBQp0     (GO HEIL YOURSELF)

 

keep it ZIRP, fraud, keep itZIRP  fraud, keep it ZIRP!      

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:23 | 2249501 palmereldritch
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Bill, you should make an HD version of your cronysphere available for download.

I can see that as quality computer home screen wallpaper popping up everywhere.  Great stuff and good for the brand!

Edit: Where are the TSA drones?

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 00:42 | 2249611 indygo55
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And the Chem Trails? Thank you anyway.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 07:36 | 2249800 palmereldritch
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It's like they're printing the weather out of thin air...subject to a carbon tax, naturally...

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:08 | 2249473 battlestargalactica
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Diagram of the Cronysphere = pure, uncut WIN.

Thank you.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 22:54 | 2249436 the grateful un...
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The Ponzi's about to set sail
She can't Fail. She's Too Big
The Market is rigged.

The 1% clown while the rest all go down

and the Skipper yells "taxpayers bail"

                                                

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 22:22 | 2249366 Yen Cross
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 Tyler, if you don't mind? I think this post should be , Front Run  for the New York open.  Banzai has put in the extra EFFORT!

 Cordially, Your Faithfull Posters    (OR ELSE)?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 22:21 | 2249363 ReligiousAtheist1
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Excellent as always WB7 Hilarious illustrations

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 22:39 | 2249399 the grateful un...
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a new style? very nice.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:57 | 2249322 Fix It Again Timmy
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Great Work AS Always!!  This brand of financing and banking running amok amid the suspension of law and justice is just like a killer virus that the human body is defenseless against.  But remember, "Mother Nature" has something in store - she always does - she never disappoints...

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 22:19 | 2249360 williambanzai7
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We live in the epoch of financial surrealism.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:21 | 2249500 SubjectivObject
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Suggested variant for the USS Wall Street, rather the "U$$ TBTFantics" (with an appropriate allegorical iceberg comming into view)

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:45 | 2249284 I_Am_
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I suppose all of us have run out of superlatives to describe your work William Banzai 7, but still.......one more time ...... fantastic!!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:30 | 2249246 Bluntly Put
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Really I'm not certain, but I think the O-Zone's content is roughly 99.9995% hopium.

+1 quadrillion in notional valued derivatives.

 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:27 | 2249236 Beau Tox
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The ROZZ-TOX Manifesto  (an 1980 artifact with end of the millenium resonances)

by Gary Panter

Item 1:

The avant-garde is no corpus. It merely lies in shock after an unfortunate bout with its own petard. It feigns sleep but one eye glitters and an involuntary twitch in the corner of the mouth belies a suppressed snicker. The giggle of coming awake at one's own funeral dressed in atomic TV beatnik furniture. A mutant with a mission.

Item 2:

There are twenty years left in the twentieth century. Twenty years to reap the rewards and calamities that have been put in motion in this period. At this time a current of aesthetic function is emerging: the inevitable culmination of concepts and experiments pioneered and conducted in this century. We declare society an amusement park and one to be dead reckoned with.

Item 3:

A deadly texture and tone have taken the cereal Nirvana: a misanthrope born of capitol realities, tendencies, and inter-office memos. Sightless businessmen-posed-entertainers shovel up tons of soulless Saturday morning animation. Would that you could make cost effective the rubbery genius that was the Saturday morning of our youth.

Item 4:

We say enough to the instigators of game show design for we are sick and dizzy. Show us the backs of these monstrous facades, for even bare plywood is a healthier texture. Oh you seekers of the new who run terrified from history into the clutches of an eternal life where no electric shaver can be built to last.

Item 5:

Close the bars! We require well lit media centers that serve soft drinks and milk. We require that top-40 radio stop it. And this for extant executive entertainers: We know when to laugh. Machines don't, and it is irritation to hear them laugh at the wrong time. They laugh at nothing and nothing isn't funny.

Item 6:

Find the evil doers, the merchant peddlers of Pavlovia who use our unmentionable parts against us. Will you hide behind a scrim of two-dimensional phosphorescence when Biology exacts its reward?

Item 7:

Profound faith in glamour is a surefire way to not see that you kill what you eat. We believe and worship a two-dimensional world. No god printers save us when we stand naked and brainless before an uncompromising and impartial physicality. We are sick now/get wise to the media. Join the art police. We call for posting of cow pictures in every fast food franchise. And for vegetarians, recordings of screaming vegetables at every salad bar.

Item 8:

Beautiful and effective communicative marketing and aesthetic media are not innately evil; merely seductive. However, seductive aesthetics and media are prone to undermine common sense and vision in a capitalistic culture. Our own creations have shamed us. Teaching us that the hand and opinion of the individual are not as legitimate as that of opinion transmuted and inflated by broadcast ... especially when that opinion is on 80-pound coated stock, in full color ... or when that opinion steals invisibly and incomprehensibly into a box in our homes. Would that society reveled in certain varieties of vandalism and disarray. May we mow our lawns and remain civilized.

Item 9:

It is unfortunate and unacceptable what vile and lazy do-nothings are given unwarranted credence for mouthing such foul and mean cliches as "rip-off" and "sell-out." They have no understanding of our economy and the time it takes society to go. Confess and shut up! Capitalism good or ill is the river in which we sink or swim. Inspiration has always been born of recombination.

Item 10:

In a capitalistic society such as that in which we live, aesthetics as an endeavor flows thorough a body which is built of free enterprise and various illnesses. In boom times art may be supported by wildcat speculation or my excess funds in form of grants from the state or patronship as a tax write-off. Currently we are suffering from a lean economy. By necessity we must infiltrate popular mediums. We are building a business-based art movement. This is not new. Admitting it is.

Item 11:

Business 1. To create a pseudo-avant-garde that is cost effective. 2. To create merchandising platforms on popular communications and entertainment media. 3. To extensively mine our recent and ancient past for icons worth remembering and permutating: recombo archaeology.

Item 12:

Waiting for art talent scouts? There are no art talent scouts. Face it, no one will seek you out. No one gives a shit.

Item 13:

Market saturation was reached in sixties - everyone knows that. Fine Elitist Art is of diminishing utility. There is not more reward for maintaining or joining an elite and sterile crew.

Item 14:

Elitist art cannot help the emergent complex through its painful and potentially stupidly dangerous adolescence. Start or support primitive industry, propaganda to no dogma, and environmental jars. 

Item 15:

Law: If you want better media, go make it.

Item 16:

We are born capitalists and manufacturers of alternative goods and services. We are made propagandists and propose an antimedia to no dogma. We call for popular environmental manipulators, primitive industry, an avant-garde placed squarely in the entertainment field, for archaeologists and synthesizers.

Item 17:

A call for mutant intuition and wrestling is real. A current that synthesizes ideas and entertainment .. an antimedia that creates, participates, and services and broader-based lunatic fringe and one that is capable of finishing the century outright. An avant-garde that has no mean diversion and stocks the supermarket.

Item 18:

Our lack of popularity in high school has led us to think and thinking has led us to this. No war is waged here; only a strain, a virus, a toxoid, a Rozz-Toxoid. The emergent complex asks for just twenty years of your time. Now, stand and sing ...

Final Note:

Capitalism for good or ill is the river in which we sink or swim, and stocks the supermarket.

 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:16 | 2249206 Yes_Questions
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The American Crony unit with the accompanying Fiat dispenser.  Over the US Capital dome no-less?

 

WB7illiant!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:19 | 2249497 williambanzai7
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I like that WB7illiant ;-)

I don't think I can come up with a more explicit metaphor, shit in the can, wipe your ass and throw fiat paper in.

Don't forget to flush.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:53 | 2249554 Yes_Questions
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No flush!

How trickledown becomes a metaphor.

 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:45 | 2249113 blindman
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from visual combat to visual surgery !
(surgical combat?)
visual vivisection? visual autopsy?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:44 | 2249104 i-dog
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Brilliant. Best yet.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:36 | 2249078 Downtoolong
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Love that Cronysphere. How come nothing is trickling down into the Sea of Dispair? Oh yea, I forgot, it's still on it's way from the outer edge of the Universe.

 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:23 | 2249507 williambanzai7
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Acid rain by the time it reaches sea level.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:35 | 2249075 Diet Coke and F...
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Best post ever WB! LMAO

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:26 | 2249064 Smiley
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Iwaannasphere, LMFAO! 

love it.

 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:24 | 2249059 the grateful un...
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the clients of Global had enough of this foible

when he said "there's no crime"

"your money is mine"

the mob tried to chop Johnny Corzine in two

though he had colluded

and everyone knew it

we are grateful a rose tinted glop was extruded

and not something far less benign

 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:23 | 2249508 Boxed Merlot
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“The father we know ran for public office because of a lifelong desire to give back to society as well as a love of the political process and a passion to be a progressive Democrat.”
JOSH CORZINE
JEFFREY CORZINE
JENNIFER CORZINE
Brooklyn, New York

 

Teneo will make every effort to assure his legacy will live on. 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:22 | 2249056 AbruptlyKawaii
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comet fabrice lol

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:22 | 2249505 williambanzai7
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No one seems to know what happened to him...a total flame out.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 20:02 | 2249017 Yen Cross
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 That was Great Bonzai! You got me with the ( bloated/balloon) Van Rompuys over the ponzi  E/U. Then it got even better!

  Thanks.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:21 | 2249502 williambanzai7
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I am going to put the balloonists to good use.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:56 | 2249007 SillySalesmanQu...
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The Pink Floyd, Cat in the Hat and USDA prime references are hysterical. WB7 & Limerick King. Thank You for your inspiation and humor!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:30 | 2248957 non_anon
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there is no where to run from "the Pink"

Run like hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q68Qwgz1aXQ

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:13 | 2248914 New_Meat
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"idiot waves bounce off of iwannasphere"

and with the solar flare events ongoing, there will be greater bouncing (err... well, technically "reflection"); that will compress the idioticity density inside the sphere.

dang.

That establishes a positive feedback mechanism, where the iwanna meme bounces around, especially reflected with positive phase amplification off of Occupy <your venue here> zones as they re-establish their "camps" (quite a warm winter, OWS folk ought to thank AlGore for his global warming efforts).  Here in Boston, the reoccupy Dewey Square (just outside of the Fed building) is queuing up.  Perhaps they caught a shower in the interregnum.

I think this is an O(n**2) positive feedback mechanism, all the way to saturation (wherever this might end).

Protests in Plymouth, MA against the Pilgrim Nuclear Power Plant.  I'm wondering how they (the protestors) will recharge their iPads.

How interesting is all of this?

- Ned

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:11 | 2249478 williambanzai7
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OWS is becoming a self parody of sorts.

On nuclear, I have been reading how the Japanese have surprised themselves is dealing with the absense of nuclear simply by applying energy conservation. They are still in a crunch but it is dawning on people that they have been brainwashed into the illusion of absolute dependence by the energy industrial bureaucracy. It is interesting that this is happening in Japan, since we all know the Japanese can be fanatical once they put their minds to something, in this case energy efficiency.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 21:26 | 2249235 Hulk
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Concerning recharging ipads, you must of missed this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2113539/AIRE-mask-uses-lung-power-charge-mobile-phone.html

The paper hat brigade currently working on a breathing mask for the Chevy Volt...

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:13 | 2249484 williambanzai7
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Did you catch the news about pay/for WiFi Hubs on Homeless People?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:09 | 2248907 IamDamon
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Great work today!  Motivated me to make my first post after reading this bibble for years.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 03:56 | 2249721 stacking12321
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go away, you KKK kook, and take your hateful crap with you!

 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:48 | 2248992 israhole
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Kick ass links, thanks!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:09 | 2248905 Eric L. Prentis
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The US government is pink sliming us, in more ways than one.

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