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FIAT PUDDING
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CDO SLIME
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The Kleptos just won't let this go
A scam so that profits will grow 
They take some pink slime
And sell it as prime
A USDA CDO

The Limerick King

 

 

 

 

BERNANK IN THE HAT (Final)

 

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PICKPOCKET KING

 

PONZI INVASION

PONZI INVASION
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AMERICAN CRONY
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TOO BIG TO FAIL
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The Ponzi's about to set sail
They call her the "Too Big To Fail"
If it starts to sink
Ben's there in a wink
And shouts out the order to "bail"

The Limerick King

 

WALL STREET MONEY MACHINE

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DIAGRAM OF CRONYSPHERE

 

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Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:05 | 2248893 pies_lancuchowy
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Funny stuff. However, quoting the originator of the biggest THEFT in human history - the 'welfare state' and mandatory retirement fund - is a faux pas.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 19:03 | 2248884 Rainman
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Damn !...where can I get me one of them Asset Balloon Launchers ??.....now there's some funny mechanics ! ....great job !

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:55 | 2248864 Mary Wilbur
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Your imagination is miraculous. Thank you for taking the time to create these pictures and for showing them to us.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 23:27 | 2249514 williambanzai7
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When you think about all the incredulous news we are constantly bombarded with...The world is already surreal, all I have to do is visually document it.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:46 | 2248828 Pitchman
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:38 | 2248811 soopy
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Brilliant.  Where DO you get your inspiration?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:36 | 2248804 Trenchf00t
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WB, I believe you have misrepresented the tail risk on that Cat in the Hat. The tail is far larger than it appears in your chart. I would fix it, but I myself am not autistic, nor am I certified by FINRA to do so.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:32 | 2248793 nmewn
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The Iwaaanasphere...lol...the gimme particles in this zone are much too dense to punch through by mere mortals...you have to be "sort of a God" to get through this layer or blast a hole through it with a decepticon ray.

Of course the consequences of doing this are enormous, as the reaction of the decepticon ray with the gimme particles froms the fatal element Snaponium.

Very dangerous stuff that is Banzai ;-) 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:19 | 2248758 Wakanda
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I want a ride on an "escape pig" filled with hopium.

Is hopium flammable like Hydrogen?

Does it smell like sulfur?

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 02:32 | 2249692 hivekiller
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Hopiumchangium sound like a new element. Lighter than air.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 22:07 | 2249339 Uchtdorf
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Yes, and it can be ignited when a lighter is held near its escape point.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:21 | 2248757 Pitchman
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Otto - one of my favorites.  Pink slime, Yum!  Makes one think back to simpler times when Ketchup was a vegetable.

 

Re. JD:  Some are more equal than others.  Aren't they?

The MF thing is part of the new game of Klepto-Capitalism; there's no board, no game pieces and those with the fake money make the rules as you play along. 

What has my shorts in a twist is this Fed indoctrination plan.

The NDAA authorized funds for Drones to be deployed here in the US and Eric Holder argued why it is constitutional to assassinate American citizens right here in the good old USA....  You don't suppose that 'UP WITH THE FED' course will be mandatory do you?

This country is thoroughly corrupted.  The only problem is 97% of the population does not realize it.  They are to busy trying to keep their heads above water or they are thoroughly distracted by a manufactured divide or lame entertainment.

MF Global Trustee Asks Court to Pay Executive Bonuses: The U.S. Of Absurdity
Including: MF Global Trustee Giddens Asks Customers To Release Legal Claims In Return For Their Money

Continue

Leon Panetta, Barack Obama Are Not Beholden To The Law.
- They believe it is their divine privilege to act above the law, inviting a time when the error of their ways brings tragedy to us and themselves.

Continue

Sans the rail cars and cyanide; with "our real leaders", the money power elite, confiscating citizens assets via the MF Global grift, done with the backing of the courts and regulators, tell me, how is this different from the Nazis?

The Silent Coup, Para Militarization And The New Reich

 

Sound Investment advice:

 
WAR PIGS: Carlyle Group's Lopsided IPO That No One Cares About

 

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Warren Buffett: The Paradigm Puppet - Who Is Worse; The Criminals Or The Men Who Enable The Criminals?

 

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:29 | 2248782 CompassionateFascist
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"tell me, how is this different from the Nazis". This time, the Jews are calling the shots. Otherwise, not much.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:06 | 2248727 sgt_doom
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sgt_doom had to take time from his busy schedule as on shift galactic controller,

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17fh1vtq16ip2jpg/original.jpg

to respond on such greatness as this blog post, especially that skyscraper graphic.

Outstanding!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:02 | 2248711 ebworthen
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Ponzi Pigs on the wing.

Bernanke Cat in the Hat:  "Central Banking Hegemony is a Balancing Act!"

Bravo WB7 (and Limerick King).

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 17:57 | 2248701 ivana
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just another great williambanzai! hats down

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 17:40 | 2248647 ebear
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That looks shopped.

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 17:48 | 2248669 SilverTree
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All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvPpAPIIZyo

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 17:33 | 2248630 Frastric
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Awesome! That atmospheric diagram really cracked me up! Plus The Wall pic was sick!

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 00:04 | 2249570 duo
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In space, nobody can hear you create "value".

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 17:32 | 2248626 eddiebe
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Wow, it just keeps getting better. Loving it!

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 18:51 | 2248848 RafterManFMJ
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Now I'd actually buy a print of some of these! Nice!!

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