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Some jackass is going to play Sweet Home Alabama tonight, but this s the song I'm playing...and a kickass song it is.

 

 

USED CAR?

 

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MULLET ROMNEY

 

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PRIZE FIGHTER

 

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THE RIVER BOAT GAMBLER

 

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MARIE MITTOINETTE
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2 WILD AND CRAZY REGULAR  GUYS
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A REGULAR GUY

 

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DELIVERANCE

 

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NEWT AND FANNIE

 

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GONE WITH THE WIND

 

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A NECESSARY DEPARTURE

 

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ROBERT E  OBAMNEY

 

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OSCONS 2012: THE OUTLAW RON PAUL

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MODERN CARPET BAGGER

 

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Wed, 03/14/2012 - 07:52 | 2253374 blindman
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"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace." -John Lennon

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 04:12 | 2253223 Clowns to the l...
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Choosing between a democrat and a republican these days is like choosing a brand of ketchup. One might be a little thicker or less watered down than another, taste a little different, cost a little more but in the end it's still ketchup and too much of it will ruin anything.

I knew last year the republicants would F this election up. I remember thinking they would have to nominate a clueless jackass but the bunch in this traveling sideshow are jackasses and jokes.

Imagine what the bumbling Orator in Chief will try and get away with knowing he doesn't have to worry about another election? *shudder*

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 03:23 | 2253192 jack stephan
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 01:06 | 2253059 ebworthen
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The South won't vote for a Mormon, period.

Mormons are not Christians.

Not that I support Santorum, I'm Ron Paul all the way.

The GOP is clueless, and they don't know it.

Ron Paul 2012!!!

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 03:32 | 2253197 drunkenlout
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The South didn't vote for Santorum either.  If you add the votes of the six Southern states that have had primaries, both Gingrich and Romney beat Santorum more than 3:2.  An aside -- if Ron Paul is such a racist, why didn't he get the racist vote?

Republican Primary in six Southern states     Santorum Gingrich Romney Paul Alabama 199667 169444 167623 28783 Florida 222799 533117 775014 117104 Georgia 176080 424976 233297 58982 Mississippi 90757 86422 83555 12201 S. Carolina 102061 243172 167297 78000 Tennessee 205012 132072 154911 49801           Six S. states 996376 1589203 1581697 344871 % of vote 22.08% 35.22% 35.05% 7.64%
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 03:53 | 2253210 ebworthen
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You are making the fallacious assumption that Republicans are racist, or that Democrats aren't.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 02:00 | 2253131 Midas
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Would southerners vote for a Jew?

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 03:51 | 2253208 ebworthen
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Definitely not Blankfein, but maybe Lieberman.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 23:45 | 2252958 EvlTheCat
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+10 CCR

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 23:35 | 2252946 Shibumi2
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mullett mitt

 

instant classic

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 23:54 | 2252977 williambanzai7
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He really is pathetic, like a loser trying too hard to get a date.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 23:24 | 2252931 lamont cranston
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I listened to Mittens on SiriusXM 91 yesterday afternoon at 5 EDT on "The Finebaum Show", which is pure sports, mostly SEC stuff. I hate to say it, but Mittens was Gawd-awful.

He was on a Birmingham, AL based sports talk nationwide radio show and had not f'ing idea who Nick Saban is. Thank Gawd he was not asked who Bear was; that would have cost him the primary. Let's be somewhat prepared. His handlers sucked. They were told to stick to sports but he hammered politics most of the time. To our pissed off attitudes. 

And when asked about Peyton Manning's destination, his response killed me when he deferred to "being friends with NFL owners, specifically RW Johnson & Willllburrr (apologies to Mr Ed) Ross." I do understand that was fodder tripe fare on CBSMSCNNBC et al. today. 

 

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 01:11 | 2253065 ebworthen
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Mitt Zombie is clueless and unelectable, and sports as constituted today in U.S.A. is Rollerball with Cheese Puffs, Idiocracy on blue ray playing, and a lobotomy scheduled for the next morning.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 23:14 | 2252910 blindman
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what happens if it is romney and paul vs obama and biden?

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 01:09 | 2253063 ebworthen
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Ron Paul might join Santorum (50/50 chance).

If not he will be Independent.

A vote or write in for Ron Paul is better than a vote for Mitt Zombie or anyone else.

If the GOP stands for bailouts and crony capitalism they are no better than the Democrats; may as well stay at home and stack Silver and Gold and Guns and Ammo than vote on election day.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 23:12 | 2252906 the grateful un...
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i was going to use a line from Fogarty's song in my novel, then i did some research and found out he pulled some stuff to stay out of Nam. he was one of the fortunate sons.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 23:05 | 2252895 Dermasolarapate...
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Bankruptcy follows $1 million payday

Featured: Charles Gassenheimer, former CEO, Ener1

 

Imagine being a CEO who collects a six-figure bonus that equals 75% of your salary, just three months before a major customer blows up and about nine months before your company files for bankruptcy in part because of that blowup.

And all the while, your company is getting tens of millions of dollars in U.S. taxpayer subsidies.

Nice deal -- and a tangled tale. But in the world of subsidized green-energy companies, it seems to be par for the course.

 

http://money.msn.com/investing/a-ceo-bonus-a-green-energy-bust 

(Sorry Banzai if I am off-topic on your thread but I had to share this story with someone since my wife and kids stopped listening to me at 6pm today.)

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 02:49 | 2253169 bluebare
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Off topic?  Isn't this the Romney economic plan?

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 23:51 | 2252967 williambanzai7
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Bankruptcy payday, it's the newest newest thing!

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 22:32 | 2252812 Tsar Pointless
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You should've done one with a whole mess of santorum all over the face of Mittens.

That would have been teh funny.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 22:29 | 2252805 williambanzai7
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If Romney ran against Kony, it would be a squeaker.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 00:41 | 2253038 Terminus C
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The Kony 2012 video is clearly an Obama campaign video... I suspect they'll "arrest" him sometime in October.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 08:25 | 2253461 Disenchanted
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The Kony 201 Scam

http://youtu.be/k78xX9uwj-0

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 23:10 | 2252900 the grateful un...
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okay heres my layout, obama and kony and they're both holding snowcones.

SNOWKONY

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 22:20 | 2252771 palmereldritch
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Looking like Mitt FEDroom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbcsUremO4

 

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 21:28 | 2252626 brown_hornet
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nmewn- somehow I can't see Mittens as a wild and crazy guy.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 21:35 | 2252644 nmewn
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It's parody of course, just as Banzai laid it out. Martin & Aykroyd were perfect jerks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH9sAENQNV8

But I'm still ABO...and it doesn't stand for American Breast Ogling ;-)

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 21:16 | 2252597 sIewie the pi-rat
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the good news is Mitt will lose

the bad news is 4 mo yrs of BHO

Dear Ron: break ranks and go thrid party

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 22:24 | 2252791 palmereldritch
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I agree. Romney doesn't have a chance. 

Build the brand and expand. 

Let the GOP crater and show them why....and let Rand et al pick up the pieces.

Shit, who knows...could fuck up the diebold machines so much that they produce measurable results and he wins.

Hell, he wins by getting the message out.

Live Free or Die.

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 02:36 | 2253155 AbruptlyKawaii
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up until a few weeks ago i would have told you no way oblahblha winz hands down the math not with gop

 

look at 2008 map

for gop to win they would need PA FL AND AND AND AND a BUNC HOF OTHER STATES JUSTOT BEAT OBARRY

its not gonna hapen

the odds are slim

it would take a miracle for conservatives for obarry to pull carter it aint gonna hapen it weas NEVER there toi begin witrh the math

 

 

Wed, 03/14/2012 - 02:33 | 2253150 AbruptlyKawaii
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bill i have a crush on slewie

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 21:04 | 2252555 blindman
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 20:39 | 2252495 blindman
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Eustace Mullins - Wars and Revolutions, part 1 of 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBbLK5fr44&feature=related
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Eustace Mullins in The Officer Jack McLamb Program, RBN, November 11, 2004.

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 20:34 | 2252476 nmewn
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Becauuuse, we arrre, two wild & crazy guyzzz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71qaX05-ArM

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 20:30 | 2252464 shinola
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Please stop depicting a nude, or even semi-nude Gingrich.

I generally consider myself to have a rather strong stomach & psyche, but I'm just sayin'...

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 20:53 | 2252525 williambanzai7
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sr

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 23:14 | 2252909 the grateful un...
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honestly they look like some carpetbaggin NY models

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