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HaPPY SaiNT PaDDY WaGoN...DaY 2012!

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BAIL, BAIL, BAIL (those Mangy Goldman Skunks)

(Beer, Beer, Beer (Charlie Mochs) Traditional Irish drinking song)

WilliamBanzai7

 

1,2,3 Bail, Bail, Bail

 

A long time ago, back in bailout history,

When the only game in town was was schtupping AIG,

A long came a bank by the name of Goldmen Skunks,

And they invented a wonderful drink, and they made it out of subprime schlock!

 

Chorus:

Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and PONZI kings,

And for them praise we busted bankstas shall always sing;

Look at what they've done for us, they've filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,

Lord, bless those mangy Goldman Skunks who invented...

Bailout Beer Beer Beer

taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail...

The Goldman pub, the Wall Street Inn, the black AIG hole as well

One thing you can be sure of, it's Paulsen and Blankfein's bailout beer they sell;

So all you busted bailout bankstas, at eleven o'clock you stop,

For five short seconds, remember those mangy Goldman Skunks!

One... two... three... four... five...

[Repeat Chorus]

 

A busted hedge, a SPIV of toxic slop, stir it around with a stick,

Just the type of lubrication to make your networth sink;

Another trillion dollars of TARP wallop will keep alive those bailout hacks,

It's only eighty cents half penny a pint, but a trillion more in tax.

 

One... two... three... four... five...

 

Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and PONZI kings,

And for them praise we busted bankstas shall always sing;

Look at what they've done for us, they've filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,

Lord, bless those mangy Goldman Skunks who invented...

Bailout Beer Beer Beer

taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail...

The mangy skunks of Goldman Sucks!

 

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GOLDMAN SKUNKS
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IRISH STRESS TEST

SAINT TROIKA

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SAINT KLEPTO

 

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PARADE ASSHOLE
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PADDY PARADE

 

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HAMMER HIM

 

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HAPPY ST PADDY WAGON

 

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UNCLE WARREN: TAM O DOUCHE BAG

 

 

Paddy O'Buffet is smilin'
The sheeple he has been beguilin'
He says he should pay
More taxes each day
There's none on the form that he's filin'

The Limerick King

 

 

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LEPRECHAUN JOB

 

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I HEART IRELAND

 

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VISUAL COMBAT BANZAI7

 

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OY BERNIE BOY (HAPPY SAINT PADDY WAGON)

O Danny Boy
WilliamBanzai7

Oy Bernie boy, a Ponzi you've been a scheming

From Palm Beach up to Park Avenue

The good times are gone, and all your clients are steaming

'Tis you, 'tis you must to the big house go and we all must watch and smile

But come ye back after the judge has read the sentencing memo

And when the court room's hushed to hear how long you'll go

'Tis we'll be here lurking in the shadows

Oy Bernie boy, oy Bernie boy, we hate you so.

And if you come, when all the other Wall Street banks are dying

And they're  red as red well may be

You'll come and find the place where all banksta thieves are lying

And kneel and say an "Alpha" there for me.

 

And the markets shall hear, tho' soft you tread above

And all those Wall Street Ponzi schemes will warm and sweeter be

If you'll not fail to tell the judge about global Ponzi greed

We'll simply sleep in peace until the next big Ponzi scheme is seen.

 

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HARD TIMES

 

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Sat, 03/17/2012 - 21:59 | 2266236 sIewie the pi-rat
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no disrepect intended for his copticness but Banzai you have been outdone by the NYT (actually it is sad that the old dude kicks while his flock is being flogged (literally)  by the green green shoots crowd of the ARAB spring (2.o)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/03/18/world/18coptic-span/18cop...

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/18/world/middleeast/coptic-pope-dies-in-e...

 

(I post this here only because it does resemble a Banzai creation with a likeness not dissimilar from our chair of the fed)

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 22:20 | 2266307 williambanzai7
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I thought of him as alot of things, but never as a coptic ;-)

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 20:21 | 2266021 Lumberjack
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Banzai, you are the Norman Rockwell of the internet. Keep it coming!

 

For those who missed this one, (or have seen it before), there is no one as Irish as this man...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HplZ_taHXLM

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 16:23 | 2265452 ebworthen
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LOL

Top 'o the day to ya' me Bucko!

My pot 'o gold is NOT at the end of the rainbow so keep looking Ben and Timmy (and no, you can't have it).

Corned beef and cabbage and some black n' tans is the order of the day, and a good belly laugh provided by Timmy, the Official Parade Asshole Bloomberg, and the rest.

Thanks WB7

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 17:31 | 2265635 Wakanda
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And the rest of the day to you sir!

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 20:01 | 2265983 Yen Cross
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 Bonzai made it happen!  He is the ( OSCAR)!

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 17:22 | 2265611 Yen Cross
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Welcome Back!

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 14:54 | 2265182 hangemhigh77
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Wow, St Patricks Day really brings out the motherfuckers.  Get them all drunk and then have them all swim across the Hudson to Newark.

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 14:49 | 2265174 hangemhigh77
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Where's Jon Bonezine?  He should be in there with a green beard barfing on his shoes.  

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 15:05 | 2265206 williambanzai7
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You know I thought about it. But he can get tiresome.

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 14:21 | 2265132 ClassicalLib17
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The black guy with the scruffy goatee and shades looks alot like Walter Payton to me.  Did you use him as your model?

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 14:23 | 2265137 williambanzai7
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That is the infamous Mr Kony

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 14:57 | 2265092 Yen Cross
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 This made my day Banzai. Thanks.

 

   P.S. banzai. Your comments on Karma to Lizzy were spot on, and I commend you. You are a man of depth, and intelligence.

   It's rare to find a person in the "one percentile" , of both qualities, that gives so much back.  I shouldn't be surprised though.

 Look at the BEAUTIFUL artwork you give the (forum/quorum), of ZEROHEDGE!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 09:43 | 2272911 williambanzai7
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Tnx, I appreciate it. I have put my one percent days behind me as part my journey. As for the Irish, I spent lots of time with Irish folk...enough to get hammered good on more than one occasion ;-)

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 12:59 | 2264990 the grateful un...
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i thought bernskanky and his pals (it's always sunny in Fed-adelphia) could afford some Jamesons? well i recall that line from the sting, Paul Newman took a bottle of gin to the card game, "always drink Gin with the mark, kid. you water it down and they can't tell"

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 13:19 | 2265025 williambanzai7
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That movie is one of the best films ever done. But you know that ;-)

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 12:52 | 2264984 Dermasolarapate...
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St Patrick's Day will never be the same Banzai.....

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 13:05 | 2265000 williambanzai7
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Leave it to me...I'll always find a way ;-)

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 19:42 | 2265924 bluebare
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Love ya.  More muppets please.

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 11:57 | 2264894 ptoemmes
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About that pot-o-gold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

Keep the narrative alive...

Ben O'Bernanke, Tim O'Geithner, Warren O'Buffet, and Barack O'Bama (didn't even have to work on that one) walk into an Irish bar...

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 11:53 | 2264884 uno
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After looking at the smokin blonde, I'm afraid I'll pull a Jason Russell.  I'm supposed to work now but cannot get that ass out of my mind, guess I'll need to call some Sugar Daddy sites.

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 11:30 | 2264838 nmewn
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Faith n begorrah to ya Banzai ;-)

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 11:23 | 2264819 Wakanda
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green beer

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 10:58 | 2264784 thewhitelion
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Clearly William is good Irish lad

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 10:00 | 2264720 Disenchanted
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oh Bennie boy, the pipes are gently calling...

 

http://www.speedballing.com/pipes.jpg

 

 

 

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 09:50 | 2264706 bank guy in Brussels
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Good to see the Banzai Babes of Visual Combat back.

Monday is the ISDA auction for defaulted Greek bonds, to determine the CDS payout ...

If the ISDA had class, they would give bidders a 'Greek Credit Event' t-shirt designed by William Banzai!

Sat, 03/17/2012 - 15:05 | 2265205 Money 4 Nothing
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My Banker went to Europe for a bond sale, and all I got was this lousy 52 Euro Tee shirt.

"Greek Credit Event 2012"

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