HaPPY SaiNT PaDDY WaGoN...DaY 2012!

williambanzai7's picture



BAIL, BAIL, BAIL (those Mangy Goldman Skunks)

(Beer, Beer, Beer (Charlie Mochs) Traditional Irish drinking song)



1,2,3 Bail, Bail, Bail


A long time ago, back in bailout history,

When the only game in town was was schtupping AIG,

A long came a bank by the name of Goldmen Skunks,

And they invented a wonderful drink, and they made it out of subprime schlock!



Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and PONZI kings,

And for them praise we busted bankstas shall always sing;

Look at what they've done for us, they've filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,

Lord, bless those mangy Goldman Skunks who invented...

Bailout Beer Beer Beer

taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail...

The Goldman pub, the Wall Street Inn, the black AIG hole as well

One thing you can be sure of, it's Paulsen and Blankfein's bailout beer they sell;

So all you busted bailout bankstas, at eleven o'clock you stop,

For five short seconds, remember those mangy Goldman Skunks!

One... two... three... four... five...

[Repeat Chorus]


A busted hedge, a SPIV of toxic slop, stir it around with a stick,

Just the type of lubrication to make your networth sink;

Another trillion dollars of TARP wallop will keep alive those bailout hacks,

It's only eighty cents half penny a pint, but a trillion more in tax.


One... two... three... four... five...


Hey! they must have been bailout criminals, subprime sultans and PONZI kings,

And for them praise we busted bankstas shall always sing;

Look at what they've done for us, they've filled Uncle Sam up with bailout beer,

Lord, bless those mangy Goldman Skunks who invented...

Bailout Beer Beer Beer

taxpayer Bail, Bail, Bail...

The mangy skunks of Goldman Sucks!



















Paddy O'Buffet is smilin'
The sheeple he has been beguilin'
He says he should pay
More taxes each day
There's none on the form that he's filin'

The Limerick King













O Danny Boy

Oy Bernie boy, a Ponzi you've been a scheming

From Palm Beach up to Park Avenue

The good times are gone, and all your clients are steaming

'Tis you, 'tis you must to the big house go and we all must watch and smile

But come ye back after the judge has read the sentencing memo

And when the court room's hushed to hear how long you'll go

'Tis we'll be here lurking in the shadows

Oy Bernie boy, oy Bernie boy, we hate you so.

And if you come, when all the other Wall Street banks are dying

And they're  red as red well may be

You'll come and find the place where all banksta thieves are lying

And kneel and say an "Alpha" there for me.


And the markets shall hear, tho' soft you tread above

And all those Wall Street Ponzi schemes will warm and sweeter be

If you'll not fail to tell the judge about global Ponzi greed

We'll simply sleep in peace until the next big Ponzi scheme is seen.



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sIewie the pi-rat's picture

no disrepect intended for his copticness but Banzai you have been outdone by the NYT (actually it is sad that the old dude kicks while his flock is being flogged (literally)  by the green green shoots crowd of the ARAB spring (2.o)




(I post this here only because it does resemble a Banzai creation with a likeness not dissimilar from our chair of the fed)

williambanzai7's picture

I thought of him as alot of things, but never as a coptic ;-)

Lumberjack's picture

Banzai, you are the Norman Rockwell of the internet. Keep it coming!


For those who missed this one, (or have seen it before), there is no one as Irish as this man...


ebworthen's picture


Top 'o the day to ya' me Bucko!

My pot 'o gold is NOT at the end of the rainbow so keep looking Ben and Timmy (and no, you can't have it).

Corned beef and cabbage and some black n' tans is the order of the day, and a good belly laugh provided by Timmy, the Official Parade Asshole Bloomberg, and the rest.

Thanks WB7

Wakanda's picture

And the rest of the day to you sir!

Yen Cross's picture

 Bonzai made it happen!  He is the ( OSCAR)!

hangemhigh77's picture

Wow, St Patricks Day really brings out the motherfuckers.  Get them all drunk and then have them all swim across the Hudson to Newark.

hangemhigh77's picture

Where's Jon Bonezine?  He should be in there with a green beard barfing on his shoes.  

williambanzai7's picture

You know I thought about it. But he can get tiresome.

ClassicalLib17's picture

The black guy with the scruffy goatee and shades looks alot like Walter Payton to me.  Did you use him as your model?

Yen Cross's picture

 This made my day Banzai. Thanks.


   P.S. banzai. Your comments on Karma to Lizzy were spot on, and I commend you. You are a man of depth, and intelligence.

   It's rare to find a person in the "one percentile" , of both qualities, that gives so much back.  I shouldn't be surprised though.

 Look at the BEAUTIFUL artwork you give the (forum/quorum), of ZEROHEDGE!

williambanzai7's picture

Tnx, I appreciate it. I have put my one percent days behind me as part my journey. As for the Irish, I spent lots of time with Irish folk...enough to get hammered good on more than one occasion ;-)

the grateful unemployed's picture

i thought bernskanky and his pals (it's always sunny in Fed-adelphia) could afford some Jamesons? well i recall that line from the sting, Paul Newman took a bottle of gin to the card game, "always drink Gin with the mark, kid. you water it down and they can't tell"

williambanzai7's picture

That movie is one of the best films ever done. But you know that ;-)

Dermasolarapaterraphatrima's picture

St Patrick's Day will never be the same Banzai.....

williambanzai7's picture

Leave it to me...I'll always find a way ;-)

bluebare's picture

Love ya.  More muppets please.

ptoemmes's picture

About that pot-o-gold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

Keep the narrative alive...

Ben O'Bernanke, Tim O'Geithner, Warren O'Buffet, and Barack O'Bama (didn't even have to work on that one) walk into an Irish bar...

uno's picture

After looking at the smokin blonde, I'm afraid I'll pull a Jason Russell.  I'm supposed to work now but cannot get that ass out of my mind, guess I'll need to call some Sugar Daddy sites.

nmewn's picture

Faith n begorrah to ya Banzai ;-)

thewhitelion's picture

Clearly William is good Irish lad

Disenchanted's picture

oh Bennie boy, the pipes are gently calling...






bank guy in Brussels's picture

Good to see the Banzai Babes of Visual Combat back.

Monday is the ISDA auction for defaulted Greek bonds, to determine the CDS payout ...

If the ISDA had class, they would give bidders a 'Greek Credit Event' t-shirt designed by William Banzai!

Money 4 Nothing's picture

My Banker went to Europe for a bond sale, and all I got was this lousy 52 Euro Tee shirt.

"Greek Credit Event 2012"