- advertisements -
Something about that big, blond, drum major always gives me a boner.
Excellent as always, William.
WB 7 = The gift that keeps on giving.
Awesome work as always WB!
Happy Thanksgiving WB7. I liked the Geithner Gobble Gobble the best.
Geither is a natural borne circus freak ;-)
"Borne", however, only applies to live deliveries.
Jeethner clearly was born with neither a heart nor a brain. Maybe a trip for him down the Yellow Brick Road is in order. He can pick up some courage while he's at it and make it a hat trick.
My spell checker has really gone rogue.
That'd've been so hilarious if you'd said:
My spell checker has really gone rouge.
Rogue::Rouge==> easily one of the commonest and unintentionally funniest (with its "make-up" connotation) mis-spellings on the entire web-thingy.
My dog edits for me, but she can't spell for shit.
Some of us remember the days before ZH had spell check. It looked like peeps were speaking in tongues.
Superb stuff William!!!!!!!!!
Great Holiday work Sir Banzai.
Can't wait to order the calendar!
.. oh man, i completely missed page 2!
Finally another one with the gingrich! I love when you put him in.
I hope you'll do the raven carrying him off again ...
OK, PEOPLE... Mr. Banzai#7 has opened the door to , Norman Rockwell....
Are you suggesting via the seventh picture that women with beautiful breasts are worth giving thanks for? I hope so.
A newbie at Zerohedge, Pamela
I think that is a good interpretation.
I am also culturally drawn to the old American tradition of wholesome holiday pinups. Clean fun ;-)
And welcome to Zero Hedgetown
Happy ThanksGiving:Stacy look real cool,without Kaiser silvershorts.
Perfect Rational... PSYOPS...
Happy Thanks Giving from the lost time zone... ;-)
wait, is that ron paul in the uncle sam oufit? the poster on the wall....
nice catch remus, must be the uncle in you...
Yes indeed. Methinks they should have gone with the Dr. not because he would have won, but simply because it would have redefined the party for the next generation instead of setting up the chaos which they now have. And the MSM is ignoring this of course. Instead, they are tied up in th Romney bad bank story, which is unfortunately for the GOP true.
AH HA HA HA ... that is so evil it could get you arrested.
Like a cross between the Schutzstaffel high command and the Addams family ...
Yep, its no wonder the Republicans are called The Stupid Party.
The dumbasses are desparately trying to figure out why they lost the election and refuse to consider that the Ron Paulians sat home and gave Good Ole Mitt the bird, the BIG bird, that is.
Enjoy the tUrrkey...soon we all be eating Swans of a very dark colour...
Or Big Birds...
Would Yakof Smirnoff then move from Branson to Tiblisi?
Retail ... Soviet Style!
WB7 suggests we can justifiably start recycling Soviet-era popular political satire. For example:
A hungry Comrade hoping to buy some bread arrives late to the market and can't tell which long queue is for the baker's shop because the lines have stretched right around the corner. 'Excuse me, Comrade,' he asks, 'is this the line for the baker's shop?'
'No,' comes the reply, 'This is the line for the shop that's out of meat ... the line for the shop that's out of bread is over there.'
So, be thankful ... things could be a lot worse, right? And ... the way things are going ... probably will be ... by and by.
Great satirical deluge WB7 ... thanks for that at least!
Most definitely. There are analogies all around.
The first one that comes to mind is the vortex of endless paperwork involved in attempting to get a mortgage modification. As the process has been described to me Chase puts the most seasoned Soviet era nomenklatura to shame. An unending list of demands and then they say sorry, we have to start all over again. Or sorry we missed the deadline yadda yadda
Bloomberg is another piece of work. I will tell you what is good for you Komrade.
The surveillance machine we now have also puts the old Soviets to shame.
And the politburo Super Kommittee. And all these Tzars. And John McCain acting like some kinda new age Kruszchev.
I'm sure one could put together a very saleable standup comedy routine.
Putin must laugh himself to sleep every night.
Shit, I thought that demented old coot was in an assisted living center by now, drooling onto his bib.
No wonder we're swirling down the drain so fast.
I can just imagine him banging on a podium with his shoe.
Unfortunately, only a golden bullet can slay the Great Albino Chipmunk.
Swing those little T-Rex arms of yours around even faster, Johnnie, and stuff some more nuts in those cheeks! Both add to your already impressive dignity.
I give thanks for William Banzai and the joy he brings me.
WB: a hero of the work!
nice touch w/ the dollars in the turkey fan
I expected a turkey flipping the bird...
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Have a great day wherever you are, whatever you are doing with whomever you are with.
And thanks for all of your positive inputs and perspectives throughout the year.
As always thanks Banzai.
Happy Thanksgiving ZH from Rattlesnake Ranch.
WB, excellent work comrade citizen.
Same to all!
I'll be continuing my expansion of online shopping and avoiding the mall, which I go to now only on weekdays ....
the guy in the first pic - is that Fiat, Borats cousin?
Awesome Thanksgiving WB7
Watch that guy with the beard behind the counter -- he has been known to thumb the scale.
Happy Thanksgiving, WB7, and to fellow ZH members.
21 November 2012
Chris Hedges and Marc Maron On Break Room Live
"When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have
always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem
invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always."
Mohandas K. Gandhi
have a (good and thankful) day . best to u
Proud to be a member of ZeroHedgeTown U.S.A. - looking forward to my trailer.
That blonde is too good for cutting off the head of that Blankfein turkey.
I am NOT shopping on Black Friday.
William B7, here is my modest contribution to the thanksgivig parade; of which you be the master of ceremony of national hilarious ignominy.
Please note my candidate for the Schmoozing prize : Jill Kelly. This article explains why.
General Petraeus Gave Jill Kelley A Medal - Business Insider
I Stuffed a Turkey with Twinkies
sorry I'm in a fowl mood....
You're talking about $600 in Twinkies at this point.
Ah yeah. Thanksgiving. The commemoration of the start of the genocide on the natives.
Most died of european diseases before they ever saw a white man. The real genocide was an acident, and the conclusion inevitable.
Thanksgiving, a nonsectarian holiday flaunting in the face of the Catholic and Islamic empires the emancipation of the New World from the Old World, after 200+ years of barbaric mostly Spanish genocide and slave labor programs, which TPTB have been working continuously to restore. MSM makes you stupider, divide with prejudice & conquer with envy, or free your mind and take your chances. Whats it gonna be, muppet?
Tips: tips [ at ] zerohedge.com
General: info [ at ] zerohedge.com
Legal: legal [ at ] zerohedge.com
Advertising: ads [ at ] zerohedge.com
Abuse/Complaints: abuse [ at ] zerohedge.com
Advertise With Us
Make sure to read our "How To [Read/Tip Off] Zero Hedge Without Attracting The Interest Of [Human Resources/The Treasury/Black Helicopters]" Guide
How to report offensive comments
Notice on Racial Discrimination.