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HOW TO WIN BLACK FRIDAY
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Nugent sure knows how to win
The shit storm's about to begin
The deals will be super
For this old Stormtrooper
When he cracks you upside of your chin

The Limerick King

FRACTIONAL RESERVE UNIVERSE

 

 

The fools think that debt's still expanding
An infinite misunderstanding
There is no free lunch
Here comes the big crunch
We're in for a very hard landing

The Limerick King

 

 

 

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BLACK FRIDAY

 

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Sat, 11/24/2012 - 10:29 | 3008298 stiler
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navel lint

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 07:30 | 3008225 deerhunter
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Mrs Deerhunter thinks a deck of cards is 9 inches long.    "when a foot doesn't equal 12 inches".  God I love that woman,  love makes the world go 'round.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 02:42 | 3008151 10mm
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The Nuge and the 10mm live.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 02:17 | 3008143 Yen Cross
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ted nugent kicks ass.  from my droid.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:42 | 3008080 Peter Pan
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We have become worse than rats on a treadmill because unlike the rat, we are also given the responsibility of maintaining the treadmill.

 

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:12 | 3008057 palmereldritch
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The original Federal Reserve:

http://www.nps.gov/nagpra/DOCUMENTS/ResMap.htm

From the same architects

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:53 | 3007778 pd303
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Was just going to browse-by but couldn't help it Dr. Banzai, was sucked into your ever-hilarious art once again and had to comment.

If you're tallying favorites - the two rotisserie-bama's are *numbah 1* !!

Not that the Santa P(epper) Claus wasn't a 'riot'. LOL!

Oh wait a minute, *now* I'm reading everything closely ... holy cow they're *all* crack(ed)-ups!

I need to come back for a re-read!

 

 

 

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:42 | 3007756 mendolover
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I had Alan Watts confused with Alan Watt.  They sound the same.

Ignore the Alex Jones intro -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUu55mtg39E

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 04:48 | 3008180 williambanzai7
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Alan Watt is most definitely not to be confused with Alan Watts.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:32 | 3007732 rsnoble
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How to defeat Black Friday: Stay home and drink beer all day like me and sell overpriced bullshit to suckers on Ebay.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:12 | 3007687 hairball48
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When I got down to "Wally" I was already hysterical with laughter...but then I really lost it. OMG!! LOL

Williambanzai7!!!!!!!!!! Stop it! You'll give us old folks a heart attack j/k. Wonderful work!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:03 | 3007670 Zero Govt
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Ted Nugent, "wham bam sweet putang"

Ahh memories, wasn't Ted a rip roaring breath of wild fresh air ...magnifico for remembering him Banzai you ol' rock'n'roller :) 

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:06 | 3008050 williambanzai7
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Cat Scratch Fever!

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 02:51 | 3008157 Pool Shark
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Terminus Eldorado...

"She did not see the tandem gravel truck, passin' on the curve,

too much fun, too little luck, she didn't have time to swerve..."

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 21:24 | 3007835 CH1
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LOL... yes, the Rev. Attrocious Theodosius. Prodigal Man, Rattle My Snake, and many, many more. Dude can PLAY.

I'm not sure my hearing has fully recovered from a concert of his in the 70s.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 19:45 | 3007634 the grateful un...
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Watts once said, the depression was a failure of men to agree that twelves inches equal one foot. you think about that and you realize its more likely than you think, such as where in this country does the voter get 1.3 votes (midwest) and where is a dollar worth more than a dollar (when its reserves placed on the hard drive of one of the charter banks by the federal reserve) you and i cannot spend a dollar twice, but they can. twelves inches does not always equal a foot, that's the problem.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:06 | 3008048 williambanzai7
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Sat, 11/24/2012 - 00:56 | 3008092 blindman
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earth's equatorial circumference is
360,000 x 365.242 feet with 99.994% accuracy so
the measure of a foot and an inch is derived
from the earth itself and reveals a knowledge of
the number of days in a year and the correct circumference
of the earth at the equator. if the circle was
divided into say 400 degrees rather than 360 then the
foot and inch would be measured differently to maintain
that correlation or coherency to the planet?
that is puzzling
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L777RhL_Fz4

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 09:34 | 3008269 tip e. canoe
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it also assumes that the earth's circumference has been constant through time.  but what if it hasn't and is expanding instead?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4QG4FlB94A&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WARitSJub40&feature=youtu.be

lots & lots of assumptions underpin our notion of "reality".

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 19:59 | 3008377 blindman
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damn, i love it and what if it expands and contracts
over very relatively long periods of time.
damn, i still love it !
stranger things have happened.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 18:30 | 3007478 willwork4food
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Excellent W7. The Allan Watts Vid was amazing.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 16:35 | 3007249 booboo
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As the non conformist of the group I must say I am disappointed that billy has conformed to the main stream in not dissing our beloved One.

Oh, yea, the same old Obama with the rainbow "Fro" and the sunglasses, that one is old, used, conformist. We want new, improved, cut and paste photo shopped and cropped Obama. What part does he play in the Black Friday feeding frenzy free shit forevaaah game.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 18:46 | 3007248 Yen Cross
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 Those Obama:

" rock cornish game hens", look a bit undercooked> It's understandable , since Wall Mart is a bit under-staffed...

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 16:19 | 3007220 augustus caesar
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Excellent, one of your best yet.

Thanks for posting

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 16:15 | 3007216 the grateful un...
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i'm trying to figure out what POTUS pardoning the Turkey (ritual) is all about. if he doesn't pardon the Turkey he's a complete asshole. If he does pardon the Turkey because he's afraid the news people will call him a complete asshole, then he fundamentally denies reality (all those millions of Turkeys who weren't pardoned, and which everyone eats thank you) and makes himself out a huge liar. now what sort of man would make himself out a huge liar in order to avoid be called an asshole by everyone who knows the Turkey never gets pardoned, the Turkey gets eaten, and that's the way we like it. and if POTUS is telling these people they like something they shouldn't like, (like cocaine) in order to avoid be called an asshole by the majority of cocaine users, what does that say about him, knowing full well that he is a user himself?  Dear Lord we know we shouldn't be smoking this dope we are about to smoke, and for that we give thanks, pass the Bong.. Amen

 

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 17:20 | 3007346 Liquid Courage
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There was a story earlier this week on the Drudgery Port that one of last year's pardoned turkeys (Peace ... or was it Liberty - I guess they name them after endangered abstract concepts) turned up dead just before T'giving. Some unspecified "illness" was cited. Go figure.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 19:16 | 3007572 nmewn
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Story I heard is, hs name was Peace, he was euthanized rather than given life saving aid and comfort:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237165/Peace-dead-Turkey-pardoned-Obama-year-euthanized-just-days-Thanksgiving.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

Kathleen Sebelius could not be reached for a comment ;-)

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 19:34 | 3007606 the grateful un...
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notch another one for the Death Panels

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:26 | 3007719 nmewn
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First, they came for the cigarettes, but I did not smoke. Then they came for the thirty two ounce cokes but I did not drink thirty two ounce cokes. Then then they came for a turkey named Peace but there was no one left to fight for him.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 16:19 | 3007221 williambanzai7
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What kind of turkey does he eat....tofu?

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 19:38 | 3007619 the grateful un...
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if he ate Turkey it would be cannibalism <..>

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 16:27 | 3007235 duo
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said turkey will be taken out with a drone strike after a few news cycles.  He's till on the kill list.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 19:48 | 3007642 the grateful un...
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and a terrorist is worth a lot more to them, they can increase government spending, which always results in campaign kickbacks, and they can frighten the sheeple into reelecting them for another four years. if they were rational beings they would eat the Turkey and pardon the terrorists.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 17:21 | 3007347 homonohumanus
Fri, 11/23/2012 - 16:14 | 3007211 Yen Cross
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  THAT was AWESOME!  ALL of IT! 

  You are so gifted Banzai-7!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 15:49 | 3007161 ebworthen
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"Wango WalMart Tango!"

"Cat Scratch Shopping Fever!"

Thanks WB7 and Limmerick King, great stuff.

Where is Jon Corzine?

To quote Maria "G6" Bartiromo:  "Do you know where you money is?" 

No Maria, I have no fucking clue.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 14:26 | 3006955 resurger
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Beside your amazing art, i Loved the clip by Allan Watts

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 16:24 | 3007229 williambanzai7
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Aside from being an exemplary thinker who could distill and communicate complex ideas in a very accessible way, he had a great sense of humor and like George Carlin, was very capable of ripping apart systemic farce.

There are many recordings of his lectures on the Internet. His book The Way of Zen is a classic.

Sat, 11/24/2012 - 06:09 | 3008200 Lets Hang Parliament
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And  "The Book on the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are" another must read

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 18:03 | 3007419 hidingfromhelis
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Excellent Alan Watts speech on "education" overlaid with instrumental by Handful of Luvin':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlQEfsi8eS0

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 14:11 | 3006907 Wakanda
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LOL!  American consumerism is scary shit when the psychopaths are in charge.

Thanks WB7 and LK!

<s> Gotta get some rest after battling the sheeples at Walmart.  </s>

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 14:06 | 3006888 blindman
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Dr. Norman Finkelstein is the Steve Jobs of social justice. Epic!

Posted on November 23, 2012 by maxkeiser
http://maxkeiser.com/2012/11/23/dr-norman-finkelstein-is-the-steve-jobs-...
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Timothy Bennett: 1 of 3: The River of Vision - On the Works of Daniel Quinn, author of Ishmael
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2D-GbThBhI
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George Galloway and Yvonne Ridley on Gaza massacre
http://www.votegeorgegalloway.com/

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 13:38 | 3006791 swissaustrian
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Breadlines. I've been experiencing this when I travelled to East Berlin in 1987. We had to wait 2 hours in front of a restaurant. After we finally got a seat, they told us that every menu except one wasn't available due to shortages. That's the essence of socialism, bitchez.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 13:30 | 3006761 OneTinSoldier66
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WB7 and LK, you guys never cease to give me a good chuckle when I need one! The best set yet.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 14:08 | 3006895 JohnFrodo
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East Germany was Communist, West Germany is and was Socialist. Nothing wrong with socialism it works great every place it is applied by skilled technocrats.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 18:50 | 3007519 I am on to you
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Wrong Frodo,its social democracy,and yes the wrong is ;Ism.

What is a skilled Technocrat,beside a person who never worked,and never had been elected,like Barroso Van Rumpy!

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 15:24 | 3007115 old naughty
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Socialism gobbled up communism, something to cheer about.

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 13:03 | 3006666 kaiten
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Love the Big Bang picture. Very fitting. Inflation explosion and printing to infinity and beyond ;)

Fri, 11/23/2012 - 12:56 | 3006644 mrktwtch2
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maybe if the power did disappear for 15 yrs (revolutions tv show )..it wouldnt be such a bad thing??,,we existed without it 100 yrss ago..lol

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