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Boehner is feeling unease
Barry is starting to squeeze
The cliff is a threat
And John's in a sweat
The "Pledgers" he'll never appease

The Limerick King



Beware of these dangerous rocks
Engaged in some serious talks
They're both on a roll
They're out of control
Prepare for some Keynesian shocks

The Limerick King


These chickens are set for a race
So who will be setting the pace?
The Capitol Crier
Or smooth Kenyan Liar
This theatre is just a disgrace

The Limerick King

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Sat, 12/01/2012 - 02:30 | 3026045 Intoxicologist
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Great stuff, made me chuckle. 

My chickens, however, are insulted.  Bukk-AWWWK!

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 01:19 | 3025963 Whiner
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How did we get here so fast? I never thought I would be buying AU and praying it would drop in value. Moved out of the city, stocking up on food, water and ammo. In these times only a fool does not prepare for worst case scenario.

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 00:16 | 3025894 willwork4food
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Who needs the comedy channel when we have W7, ZH and today's reality?

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 22:19 | 3025724 Earl of Chiswick
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The American public gave Obama a meaningful majority: an electorate that is drunk on media drivel delivered via Chinese made gadgets.  Half of Americans if asked, would not be able to point in the direction of London +- 10 degrees.  Most could not quote even a phrase from the US constitution but would be able to list the last 3 winners of American idol. 

Dear Banzai: it is not only a Capitol of fools but sadly, a Country of fools.

There is no hope.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 23:46 | 3025860 Non Passaran
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If "We the People" is considered a phrase, maybe most might be able to pull that off...
But you're quite right.

Banzai, outstanding! Fine work, sir.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 21:58 | 3025695 pd303
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Firing on all cylinders Doctor! 

Boner is as Boner does. lol


Fri, 11/30/2012 - 21:47 | 3025677 exartizo
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ummm.. fat fingered this one.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 21:46 | 3025676 exartizo
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They talk of The Cliff

Yes its true

There's really nothing

We can do

We're now being squeezed

Whenever they please

Our money

They're happy to seize




Fri, 11/30/2012 - 20:22 | 3025509 Cleveland Steamer
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Outstanding work. Love the Limerick King's addition to these.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 19:59 | 3025484 fourchan
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bring forth yonder cliff, and let the edifice be flung off it, to its benifical destruction for the betterment of our Republic.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 19:52 | 3025459 foxmuldar
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My mind keeps singing Fiscal Cliff to the old Cisco Kid song. Haha.  Cisco kid was a friend of mine. Fiscal Cliff was a friend of mine. WTF. I hope Obama jumps off soon. Doesn't he know the campaign is over. Why is that fool still on the road. 

Has anyone noticed the comparison between Obama and Egypts Morsi? 

Both won their elections and both now want total power over all. Morsi declared himself Pharoah and soon Obama will declare himself President for life. Morsi wants total power over all. His Muslim Brotherhood makes up a fast constitution and now expect the people to accept it.

Obama wants total control of the debt ceiling. Does anyone really think he cares about the debt? Socialism means government is in full control. Best way to gain what he wants if for him to have full power over the masses. That will come when the country goes bankrupt and the masses riot. Obama calls out his storm troopers and puts those of us that revolt in detention camps. Obama declares a state of emergency and give himself powers over congress and the courts.  

Where is the Democracy in Egypt that Obama talks about? Not a peep from Obama since Morsi had taken full control. Why disagree when he aims to do the same thing here when the shit hits the fan. 

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 19:28 | 3025402 nmewn
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Its the comedy hour, no doubt.

One point six trillion in tax hikes?...bwahahahahahaha!!!

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 18:17 | 3025204 Yen Cross
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 Is Geithner supposed to be the "little monkey"? lmao, that was great Friday humor Banzai-7...

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 20:05 | 3025489 foxmuldar
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Did Geithner ever pay his taxes? Seems all those Obama picked had let the simple task of filing slip by. 

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 18:14 | 3025195 Pool Shark
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I prefer the Fiscal Cliff Chicken Dance...



Fri, 11/30/2012 - 17:57 | 3025145 woggie
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the beast is on the gobble
and all that matters is we're all headed for it's belly

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 17:04 | 3024964 ebworthen
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What a farce all of this is.

As long as those boys and girls on Capitol Hill get their gravy they don't give a chicken shit about their constituents.

The whole town is a bubble of talk and B.S.; ancient Rome in it's worst days probably had better representatives than we have now.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 17:45 | 3025113 mess nonster
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B-b- b-baraarack!

As for comparisons to Rome, I can't imagine any of these fuckers committing a suicide becuase of honor. If there is any suicides in this bunch, it will be "ed" at the end.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 23:50 | 3025871 Non Passaran
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I am quite confident that in case of need they'd all be willing to suicide others.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 23:36 | 3025858 boogerbently
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Butcher"ed", murder"ed", pillori"ed", crucifi"ed", torch"ed".......

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 16:35 | 3024819 shovelhead
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Banzai and LK.

Best asylum humor since 'One Flew over the Cookoo's Nest'.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 16:14 | 3024730 dirtyfiles
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I like that Blankfein island.Cool.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 16:12 | 3024723 Lendo
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The chicken race is awesome 

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 15:50 | 3024632 STP
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Funny, funny stuff again WB!  And the bad part?  It's friggin' true!!!

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 15:46 | 3024615 OneTinSoldier66
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Hilarious! Loved the rocks/talks limerick, lol.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 15:42 | 3024592 James-Morrison
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What kind of fools do they think we are?

Answer: The finest fools that money can buy.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 15:41 | 3024582 tongue.stan
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Before every pronouncement, boner, the witch, the vegas boss, et al make a call to their broker.

'Cause, ya know, they're special.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 15:31 | 3024561 Sextus Empiricus
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You forgot to include the Grail Knight, Ron Paul.

Defending the Holy Grail of Liberty and sound monetary policy since... well... he's pretty damn old.

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 14:50 | 3024380 Stud Duck
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Damn, William, I beleive you have out done yourself again!

I doubt that none of the six passengers in the two vehicles rolling along the cliff edge would know how to chamber a roung in that MG 45 riding on the hood!

Keep em coming, they are the highlight of my day lately!

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 14:18 | 3024262 Dexter Morgan
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Continued brilliance.  Keep 'em coming!

Fri, 11/30/2012 - 19:27 | 3025400 CompassionateFascist
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Zero keeps getting whiter, Boner keeps getting darker. If not a meeting of minds, at least a meeting of bodies. 

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 01:16 | 3025961 williambanzai7
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Boner is gonna wind up fried Mozillo

Sat, 12/01/2012 - 03:14 | 3026074 Half_A_Billion_...
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Goddamnit Banzai7, "Greater keynesia" is a fucking masterpiece.  


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