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Mon, 12/03/2012 - 21:59 | 3031368 Tango in the Blight
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I printed an ascii nudie pic like this 30 years ago (when I was 15 years old) at the NINT technology museum in Amsterdam on a dot matrix printer. Fond memories.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 22:56 | 3031485 williambanzai7
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I like this one. Rather artistic I think.

The real point though is sex drives technology. Ain't it true though. Which industry pioneered anonymous online billing technology? The same one that is now making a fortune with Live Chat.

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:28 | 3032631 Cycle
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You said it - In "Big Ball of Wax" Shepherd Mead, a grey suit business guy by day, and an inventive author by night, pretty much predicted the development of a  "Matrix"  which conjured many pretty girls and boys if so inclined for paying fans. Written in the 50's.

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6537473-the-big-ball-of-wax

What would happen if virtual reality was invented and corporate America got ahold of it? This is a knowing satire on America that deserves to be better known.

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:06 | 3032556 Stud Duck
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William, you are a master at this stuff. Your comment about a background in art school would not of put your head where it is at was truely self insightful.  I have so enjoyed forwarded your stuff to both the Obummer and Mutt supporters this last election. Some of them have responded, but most appear to be horrified that their man was so villified.

I can not beileve someone has not approached you with some investment capital and syndicate your work. If I was not erroding away with the big C, would be an investor, but time is getting very limited, so at this time I must just enjoy what youd do.

Keep it up, you know your being watched by them, but they do not want the light of day shined onto their deeds, so you are safe, for now!

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 20:45 | 3031225 Fredo Corleone
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This looks very much like one of our senior year computer lab offerings we used to run on the PDP-11. The model may have been our AP Spanish teacher: Ms. -- sorry, gents. That information is on a need to know basis.

Ah, the Carter Years...thanks for the memories, WB7.

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 15:20 | 3033223 Cycle
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Conjuring up Woody Allen from Bananas:  what do you do for snake bite?  Suck out the poison.  Cut to beautiful ak toting Hispanic guerilla running through the jungle camp holding left breast yelling "snake bite!"

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 18:18 | 3030967 Wakanda
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WB7, can I get that in brail or something more tactile?  : )

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 19:41 | 3031113 Uncle Remus
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3D printer ese. It's the latest.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 20:12 | 3031164 Wakanda
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Print me a few of those!  Hard nips and soft lips please.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 17:58 | 3030918 Relentless
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Nice one! Though the picture is older than that. I remember that picture from the 80s, though my version had green stripes through it from the fanfold paper.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 18:32 | 3030992 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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Back I the 60’s we used something called a ‘typewriter’

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 18:59 | 3031053 macdec35
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You could not it with a 407 and a deck pof puncherd cards even in the 50's

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 19:05 | 3031062 gmrpeabody
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Time for another one, eh...?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 18:25 | 3030978 uncle_vito
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I began work in the late 70s and they had that.  All you needed was a fan fold printer.  You could program this with hollerwith cards.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 17:37 | 3030849 EscapingProgress
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I didn't know that. Nice tits.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 17:54 | 3030908 Frastric
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She's looks even better when your vision becomes blurred...

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 17:59 | 3030920 Relentless
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The original magic eye picture

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 18:03 | 3030938 old naughty
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Oh, 1992.

Such a good year !

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 20:01 | 3031143 nmewn
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I just broke another pencil.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 20:43 | 3031210 metastar
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I remember those days of Hi-Res porn. I beleieve it was more than 20 years ago.

Try: telnet telehack.com

figlet and cowsay are some good commands. Get help with "help figlet", "help cowsay"

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Tue, 12/04/2012 - 01:45 | 3031718 Dave Thomas
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cat k-rad.txt

 

" I came home to find the board down--DOWN.  The floppy drive was spinning
aimlessly, and probably had been for hours.  FUCK.  I read somewhere that a
nonstop disk drive explodes, or something, or maybe that was for a Commodore.
Whatever."

Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:48 | 3032689 old naughty
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I'll take the 20+ year text message over the guy hanging off a rock.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:37 | 3030646 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Obummer got runned over by a Banzai

Early one Afternoon on Zero Hedge

Hope and Change went up in flames in no time

Spent most of his first term with a sandwedge

 

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:37 | 3030645 diogeneslaertius
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"Fascist Dronetopia" thumbs up from carbonunit_00020188723, FEMA Region 5 ;D

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:36 | 3030639 dogbreath
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You are becoming a houshold name around the whitehouse WB

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 17:47 | 3030880 NotApplicable
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He'd better hope not.

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 18:01 | 3030935 old naughty
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Nice !

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:32 | 3030622 williambanzai7
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#My2k

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 18:04 | 3030940 Uncle Remus
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Oi! Watt's that crazy wog doin' 'anging off that rock?

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 22:15 | 3031409 Enslavethechild...
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Syria warns Obama not to use biological warfare on occupy protestors...

Mon, 12/03/2012 - 23:52 | 3031619 willwork4food
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Agreed. Only if they do not go outside the 'protest zones' designated. Then all bets are off.

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