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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 12/10/2012 00:45 -0400

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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:46 | 3050380 monad

For Christmas I want Uncle Barack to rendition that nasty capitalist exploiter Willie Wonka real good, and nationalize his factory to me - all nice and legal, in the name of the good people and fairness. And a Nobel prize.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 10:04 | 3048325 Agent P

That's a big bitch!

(Deuce Bigalow)

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 09:28 | 3048275 williambanzai7

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 09:33 | 3048283 old naughty

Nothing beats a traditional ho ho ho...

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 09:48 | 3048298 willwork4food

Funny how i feel an overwhelming urge to be naughty....very,very naughty.

_{Who needs a new I phone for xmas?}

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 09:24 | 3048267 williambanzai7

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 09:15 | 3048253 Debeachesand Je...

Just brillent WB.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 08:52 | 3048220 williambanzai7

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:49 | 3050394 monad

Will the real von Neumann please stand up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_von_Neumann

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 08:26 | 3048198 williambanzai7

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 09:25 | 3048268 StychoKiller

That XMas tree has been hittin' the eggnog...hard! :>D

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 08:09 | 3048181 williambanzai7

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 05:30 | 3048123 williambanzai7

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 09:30 | 3048277 a growing concern

I down voted you for the first time ever. It will take weeks for my eyes to recover from that shit. Thanks a lot.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 10:10 | 3048338 Wakanda

Drink some eggnog and relax.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 09:34 | 3048285 GMadScientist

Won't forget your goggles next time, Bitch!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 08:10 | 3048182 DavosSherman

Brilliant, and I bet he's going to the nurses funeral with those reindeer (you know, the one who committed suicide after the radio prank).

I so fucking hate "royalty" fantastic work William!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 08:09 | 3048180 Frastric

If only David Cameron had such a figure... His belly is about five times larger and his manhood is as substantive as his words...

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 05:16 | 3048116 bank guy in Brussels

Curious Angela Merkel biography items, her apparently 'hidden' story ...

Especially about her first husband Ulrich Merkel, supporting Angela while she was at university and then Angela leaves him, stealing the refrigerator in their apartment - because that was a super valuable item in the old East Germany!

Now there is a joke where Angela Merkel is said to have a giant collection of refrigerators inside a German warehouse

Plus the depth of Merkel's involvement as a loyal Communist till the Berlin Wall fell, then Merkel quickly spun 180 degrees, became pro-American ... her current husband, Joachim Sauer, apparently worked for the US Pentagon military-industrial complex in San Diego USA.

http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2012/01/30/revealed-angela-merkel-rigid-seri...

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 03:09 | 3048065 Nobody For President