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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 21:24 | 3050487 redpillawakening
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Here is another great parody by a commenter at


"Lucifer Is Coming to Town"

(A musical parody, based on the song, "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town", by J. Fred Coots, made popular by numerous artists.)

You better watch out, you better not pray
You better not go to church on Sunday
Lucifer is coming to town

He's making a list and checkin' it twice
Gonna seek out corruption and vice
Lucifer is coming to town

He sees you when you're humpin'
He knows when you're despised
He knows if you've been pure or foul
So be good at telling lies

Oh, you better watch out, you better not pray
You better not go to church on Sunday
Lucifer is coming to town

With little red horns and little boy plums
Rutty toot-toots and scummy scum-scums
Lucifer is coming to town

With Cerberus dogs to cuddle and hug
Restraining ropes and cloven butt plugs
Lucifer is coming to town

The pervs in girl and boy land
Will have a jubilee
They're gonna build a pedo town
All around the Christmas tree

So, you better watch out, you better not pray
You better not go to church on Sunday
Lucifer is coming
Lucifer is coming
Lucifer is coming to town

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 21:13 | 3050455 redpillawakening
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I post a great parody by another commenter on another blog

He comes up with many song paradies as well...this is just his most recent.


"Spaghetti's Burg Undressed"

(A lyrical parody, based on the speech, "The Gettysburg Address", by Abraham Lincoln.)

On 9/11, many years ago, our fathers brought forth with incontinence a chew nation, deceived by jibberish, and dedicated to the proposition that all wars will have a sequel.

Now we are engaged in unending wars, testing whether these sheeple, or any other sheeple, so deceived and so dedicated, can eat manure.

We are met here at a great restaurant of that war.

We have come here to dedicate a portion of that restaurant, as a final resting place, for those who gave their lives that the bankers might live.

It is altogether shitty and improper that we should do this.

For in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot concentrate, we are too callow and round.

The brave sheeple, living and dead, who ate GMO's here, have desecrated it, far above the bankers' poor powers to add and subtract.

The bankers will little note, nor long remember what we say here - but they can never forget what they did here.

It is for us, the brain-dead, rather, to be dedicated here, to the unfinished work which they who gorged here have thus far so globally advanced.

It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us - that from these bloated dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of demotion; that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain; that these rations, under God, shall have a new birth of feedom - and that blubberment of the sheeple, by the sheeple, for the sheeple, shall not perish from their girth.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:54 | 3050401 Fishhawk
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So Damien Hirst proves that money can't buy class, a lesson that seems to needs repeating every boom.  The fools that bought his 'art' are now recognizing that they bought at the top of an art tulip mania, and his works suffered a lot from excessive marketing, as does the man himself.  Now, as to hedge fund managers, there is no greater tendency to lemming behavior, since they all are equally clueless, but are ready to explain to their now substantially poorer investors that their results were no worse than the average for funds of their size... Fund managers may be more over-hyped than Hirst, and those who look to them for 'money management' deserve the results they earn.  

PS to BlackHoleDivestment: you have not stated clearly whether you are for or against fund managers, with or without the ability to imagine their own demise, but you will need to connect your sky-demon philiosphy as it relates to fund management a lot more clearly if you expect anything but derision from ZH readers.  


Mon, 12/10/2012 - 23:08 | 3050757 williambanzai7
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Yes, the hedge fund industry operates essentially in the same way that the money center art industry operates. Herd behavior and greater fools theory.
Similarly, there is not enough Alpha to go around.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 17:39 | 3049845 Fix It Again Timmy
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Before the banker class infiltrated politics, there was the Coin Act of 1792:

Section 19.  And be it further enacted, That if any of the gold or silver coins which shall be struck or coined at the said mint shall be debased or made worse as to the proportion of the fine gold or fine silver therein contained, or shall be of less weight or value than the same out to be pursuant to the directions of this act, through default or with the connivance of any of the officers or persons who shall be employed at the said mint, for the purpose of profit or gain, or otherwise with a fraudulent intent, and if any of the said officers or persons shall embezzle any of the metals which shall at any time be committed to their charge for the purpose of being coined, or any of the coins which shall be struck or coined at the said mint, every such officer or person who shall commit any or either of the said offenses, shall be deemed guilty of felony,  and shall suffer death.

I particularly like and am very fond of the "shall suffer death" part.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 17:58 | 3049832 BlackholeDivestment
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...oh, now I get the picture. LMAO. Not being bright is a good thing when catching up fish. Merry whaaat? Lol. Our Father in Christ offered the gift of life in the Fight Club, risen out of the tomb, which is the Earth, and somebody just opened up a can of whoop ass, with The Christ key chain bottle open'r. Lol. Zero the Hero, nothing from nothing leaves nothing, gotta have something, if yuh wanna be with _________? Um, line please. LOL. 

Is it a line of B.S.? or is The Truth not a choice? 


Mon, 12/10/2012 - 18:22 | 3049955 BlackholeDivestment
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Mr. Down Arrow, is that you trying to slam dunk a dohNUtHOLE again. LMAO, Nice try, but no cigar. You pathetic piece of bottom eating fish head little shit for brains. CIA 011 2012 Al Q up a ''your shit is in the wind sweet prince'', oh I'm the fool. Yeah riiiight. You pathetic leaping Serpent Frog Fish Head scumbag. The power of our Father in Christ compels you. Be gone, even unto the pigs of Legion.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 18:31 | 3049965 BlackholeDivestment
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Oops, that Zero is a 911 Event. Caught on tape, Like death in a bottle, in Bengahzi. No delivery for life there, that mission was another planned abortion. What is next, Enochian Physics gonna build a New World Order out of Death? Yeah, riiiight. Get a clue. The Sirius (g)od is the image of the beast, the name and number of a man, 666. Don't bite on that bad apple, Heaven shall not come for you if you remain in agreement with the darkness of the Beast. The Light of the Glory of our Father in Christ is overcoming.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:40 | 3050160 willwork4food
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Sirius God? Name of the beast? Messin' with Akak? Please put down that Rebecca Brown MD tragedy and come back to earth. If you can, which at this point, looks rather unlikely.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 18:23 | 3049962 akak
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You gotta stop smoking those banana peels, man!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 18:37 | 3049984 BlackholeDivestment
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...and you Skull and Bones boy are toast. Don't mess with the person with the LA Dogers Cap, you are not on the same team and you shall perish if you do not repent now. The power of our Father in Christ compels you. 

The power of Christ compels you. 

The power of our Father in Christ compels you.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 18:39 | 3050002 akak
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I have no idea what you are ever blathering about.

As for your invisible sky-demon mythology, please keep it to yourself.  Public declarations of insanity are most unendearing.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 00:11 | 3050971 CompassionateFascist
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Now that I think on it, the name of Ann Barnhardt's futures brokerage was "Blackhole Disvestment". This sounds very much like her, tho more disjointed than usual. 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:28 | 3050324 SanOvaBeach
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You really have a mouth, considering your still living at home!  Your a fuck-up......................

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 18:55 | 3050024 BlackholeDivestment
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You faithless Antichrist. You are fallen and in the Light of our Father in Christ there is no place for you now to hide. Everyone can see your mission failure for what it is. Bengahzi. Now, you pathetic evil scumbag, everyone knows who the enemy is that did not come in defense of our Ambassador on 911. Same old Team of Antichrist, Satan's Cheerleaders.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 23:30 | 3050851 logically possible
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Manson is that you?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:33 | 3050343 ZeroAvatar
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Just...just....step away from the bath salts.....just back up, take it easy, man.....nobody's gonna hurt you.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 18:56 | 3050038 akak
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I bet my nonexistent invisible sky demon can kick your mythological invisible sky demon's ass!

I laugh, and cry, at your naivete and insanity.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:21 | 3050304 SanOvaBeach
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R u still living at home w/ your Mommiiee......................

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:05 | 3050048 BlackholeDivestment
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You are laughing in the mirror of your own black hole. You have no Cause and foundation for life, and your mission failure was a planned abortion. Now it sits in the U.N. claiming to be the Groom, when just the Fallen Dog Star of Sirius, Lucifer, in contempt of the body of our Father in Christ. Why are you compeld to read the tea leaves, do you have the ''want'' of Babylon so great that you would spend so much time in response? You are fallen away, and you give yourself away. Mr Team bengahzi ''not showing up in time'' to defend life.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:36 | 3050350 ZeroAvatar
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Blackhole, time for you to check into the 'hotel'...One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and all....

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:13 | 3050057 akak
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I think we just discovered AnAnonymous' long-long twin, minus the 'citizenism'.

Actually, I am laughing at the blinkered arrogance of you and all those who firmly believe that THEIR faith (read: the holding of beliefs in the absence of any evidence to support those beliefs, otherwise politely known as schizophrenia and paranoia) is the "one true faith", and that all others are damned for not sharing their beliefs.

In exactly the same way in which you laugh at Hindus and Moslems and Buddhists and those of other religions as "deceived" and "false" and "idol worshippers", I laugh at you.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:23 | 3050311 SanOvaBeach
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Did your mommiee fold your underwear alright?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:31 | 3050131 BlackholeDivestment
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..awe, look at the pathetic idiot Skull and Bones boy, still compeld to respond by the power of our Father in Christ.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:09 | 3050278 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Levitican citizenism hatred on justice makes it possible to play all angles. Pathetic maybe. Lucrative surely.

Classical Levitican citizenism revelationism: introducing extortion as being done to the benefit of the extorted and through the sacrifice of the extorter. But hey, it is self justifying.

still compeld to respond by the power of our Father in Christ.

Still enrapturated to ride the sky by Lucifer's Friend:

Going to be some sort of parties downthere. Levitican citizenism parties.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:36 | 3050295 akak
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Eternal hellfire is the mattering thing, the crustiest bit of a zealotry-driven holier-than-thou something.

More biblionical offuscation, Beelzebubish can kicking, inability to self-ignite.  Made me laugh.

Lakes of brimstone, eternal Leviticanism torment --- just have to bear with it.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:37 | 3050135 BlackholeDivestment
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...are you going to hit yourself again? LMAO, or just shoot yourself in the face, like any pathetic Suicide Vampire Squid that can't find Cause and foundation in the mirror? Lol. You scumbags work in Hollywood, and think you can hide in these woods now, but your cremation of care fire is now burning to bright, like the fallen angel of Light, Lucifer. The Light of our Father in Christ compels you. The fallen require deception, the New World Order Commander, Satnding in the place where he aught naught, declaring himself to be (g)od, but with out the Cause and foundation for the image of his Mother and Father in the mirror, because the ''change'' is, ''the Sirius (g)od is in the mix now, you Dog Star bitchez. 

The power of our Father in Christ compels you.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:39 | 3050157 akak
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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:43 | 3050175 BlackholeDivestment
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The power of our Father in Christ compels you. ''ROTFLMAO''

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:54 | 3050223 BlackholeDivestment
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The Skull and Bones image is ''death'', no Cause and foundation for life, and the power of our Father in Christ compels you to respond in contempt, and in agreement with your own offers and image, which lacks what 666 Sirius POTUS lacks, the image of the Bride ''and the groom''. 

What the Skull and Bones image is, is well defined by D.C., and the ''Vote 2 Party U.S. Crypto Fascist Dial 666-ADD-Debt'' crowd, It's got the Rainbow Flag Flying High next to old glory on 911 2012 Bengahzi written all over it, like the Eye of Horus in a wedding dress at a CIA Directors Ball BetrayU.S. Oh, wait, ''who'' betray you? LMAO. Don't mess with a missionary man. You shall loose every time.

Your shit is in the wind troop. The power of our Father in Christ compels you to respond.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:16 | 3050290 TheFourthStooge-ing
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On the verge of spontaneous glossolalia, BlackholeDivestment said:

What the Skull and Bones image is, is well defined by D.C., and the ''Vote 2 Party U.S. Crypto Fascist Dial 666-ADD-Debt'' crowd, It's got the Rainbow Flag Flying High next to old glory on 911 2012 Bengahzi written all over it, like the Eye of Horus in a wedding dress at a CIA Directors Ball BetrayU.S.

You left out the freemasons, bigfoot, chemtrails, the nazi bases inside the hollow earth, and the flying saucermen from Planet-X.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:19 | 3050303 akak
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And the Men in Black!

And alien anal probing!

And the flouride!  My God, the flouride!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:24 | 3050317 TheFourthStooge-ing
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And the cattle mutilators!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:38 | 3050361 ZeroAvatar
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Hey, wait....those are REAL!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:58 | 3050234 willwork4food
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Dude, you forgot to one up yourself on the last two.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:01 | 3050251 akak
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That wasn't him --- it was the Lord.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:49 | 3050200 akak
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And the power of Lord Zeus compels YOU!

Bow to the one true god!

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:57 | 3050229 BlackholeDivestment
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Lol, your Sirius dog Star is ''dead'' idiot. Your New World Order is the fallen angel Lucifer, the inverted and reverse (g)od, the ''dead dog''.  The power of our Father in Christ compels you to respond.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:57 | 3050415 goldenrod
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Sounds like you forgot to take your medication.  Please take the pill and go to bed. You will feel better tomorrow morning.


Mon, 12/10/2012 - 20:02 | 3050260 Pareto
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I'm confused:  Is, the inverted and reverse (g)od, the ''dead dog'', the same as the butterfly dodgie, or, the gravestone dodgie?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:57 | 3050232 akak
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My dog is alive and well right at my feet at this very moment.

The power of the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, meatballs be upon him, compels you to blather.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 17:10 | 3049689 Yen Cross
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Bankster fillets for everyone/ I like my bankster (seared), with some basil and a spash of lemon...

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 19:34 | 3050141 willwork4food
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My dogs prefer Bankster Tartare, with an egg.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 16:51 | 3049678 pndr4495
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Let's go back to grammar and high school - the test will always be easy if one either overtly or covertly acquires the answers to it.  Cohen , no doubt , is shocked - SHOCKED that someone dropped a dime on him. 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 16:38 | 3049618 Volaille de Bresse
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China likes Australia! 

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 16:00 | 3049455 stopcpdotcom
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Criminalist art?

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 15:11 | 3049256 williambanzai7
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Mon, 12/10/2012 - 16:25 | 3049526 fukidontknow
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Thanks Banzai7, talking about bad Goldman trades-



"The Reserve Bank of Australia sold 167 tons of gold (two-thirds of its holdings) 

during the first six months of 1997." 




The Australian peoples gold was sold at the bottom of the market to fund the buying of third world debt. John Howard was prime minister and goldman sachs man Peter Costello was treasurer. Peter Costello is now with the world bank as an advisor on anti corruption, rather ironic really. Under Costello Australian household debt doubled. The RBA governor at this time was also a goldman sachs man Ian John Macfarlane.


Mon, 12/10/2012 - 17:21 | 3049783 Pure Evil
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Well, the gold was just sitting there collecting dust. What else do you do with things that have been sitting around the house for years. You put out a sign, have a yard sale, and dump it on the market for pennies on the dollar.

Mon, 12/10/2012 - 15:08 | 3049247 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Adept  - "Shark Shark Shark"

Oh yea, C'mon

Our blood thirst never ends!

We are the ones who never has regrets to walk right through you!
We show no conscious and we will feed forever
You laid your soul into the fragile you call your life.
But who remembers an outcast who lives in vain?
With sharpened teeths we are breaking an entry.

So has your precious heart stopped beating?
Tell it to me straight
I want to know which side you're on!
I want to know which side you're on!
Bring all your friends!
Let's throw a party!
Bring all you friends!

And as this night settles in covering this city with nothing but darkness
Our night has just started to bring back the life to the sharks that we are.

I howl the moon letting you know that the boys are back.
Oh shit! we gonna do this right.

Damn straight! we have to break you down.
We'll slit the throats of everyone,
And show you things that happens in the movies, yea!
So sing along motherfuckers
These things always happens in the movies
These things always yah-ah-ah-ah oh

So has your precious heart stopped beating?
Tell it to me straight
I want to know which side you're on!
I want to know which side you're on!
So please consider this wisely and just hold back your fear.
Just hold back your fear.

Don't try to ignore it.
There's blood on your hands!
And you can never wash of it
These stains are for life
The sharks will be feeding
Of your souls in the night
And the longer you let them
The closer you will come to the end!

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