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BANZAI7 NEWS--Scientists from Banzai7 Institute have announced the discovery of an extinct lizard species that roamed the planet trillions of deficit dollars ago. The small, insect-eating lizard was discovered in the badlands of northeastern Montana—its fossil preserved in an area called the Great Fiscal Tar Pit. Less than a foot long, it had elaborate teeth with three cusps on each tooth and a slender jaw. And now, it is named for the 44th president of the United States: Obamadon gratuitis.



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Tue, 12/11/2012 - 22:05 | 3054295 williambanzai7
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Wed, 12/12/2012 - 01:45 | 3054841 Jam Akin
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Pyongyang Style

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 20:30 | 3053810 willwork4food
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Working overtime, or are you vying for a nobel?

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 21:08 | 3053999 old naughty
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The way they handed out them prize, it'd be an insult to WB, not a praise.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 18:24 | 3053409 ReligiousAtheist1
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Your post just made my day WB7 keep them coming

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 18:19 | 3053394 ptoemmes
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Was listening to NPR this afternoon - forget the show and forget who was being interviewed (by name), but it was a former justice department prosecutor about the HSBC settlement.

One quote - paraphrased was "if you want to money launder and break all sorts of laws relating to money laundering or transacting with banned nations (e.g. Iran) and not be criminally prosecuted, then be sure you do it as an bank employee on bank time and with the bank's approval".

The level of apparent cooperation and corruption within HSBC related to these matterw is stunning - not that I am surprised, but man pull HSBCs USA banking license for crasp sake.  Jail someone (important) god dammit.

WB7: What can you do with Eric "Inaction Jackson" Holder, Obama, and HSBC? 

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 17:00 | 3053061 kaiserhoff
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Obamadon Tutti-Fruitis???

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 15:43 | 3052764 williambanzai7
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Tue, 12/11/2012 - 21:06 | 3053990 old naughty
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How the heck did this mammoth climbed up that box?

I didn't see a crane around.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 15:24 | 3052682 jldpc
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I love these works of art. But serously, ridicule no matter how brillant or insightful or creative seems to have no real effect on our ever worsening predicament. It is time to organize and begin SAS (Special Action Squads) whose sole mission in life is to follow (closely - within feces throwing/tossing distance) all politicians, self appointed intellectuals, annointed commentators, and their followers from wherever, who in any way want to use OPM (other people's money) in any amount, for any purpose however labeled or described, obatained in any fashion (taxes, fees, charges, etc.) without the explicit and plainly evident (not just an opinion or assumption, not otmention lie or make believe) consent of the person(s)/group(s) whose money or things of value are to be taken/used. SAS should have dedicated teams of shit throwers/tossers, in any of several consistencies and colors, but all must have an undeniable long lasting stink and stain quality. Awards and higher ranking in the SAS shall be achieveable by operations directed preferably in public at those who obviously without conscience, or respect for others, advocate using OPM for any reason. Nothing else is going to stop this bullshit; and even this methodology may not achieve any real change in their behavior; thus unfortunately, more sever forms of protest may be necessary.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 15:32 | 3052715 williambanzai7
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I nominate you to coordinate and lead the SAS Movement.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 15:11 | 3052648 monad
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Obamadon repellant:

Shuts his masters up too.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:49 | 3052587 williambanzai7
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Tue, 12/11/2012 - 15:29 | 3052694 mjorden
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Oh that was great, that sums up his personal and political career.

This is better than Paris ... 

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:31 | 3052525 alh1235
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"do as I say, not as I do".........the Gangster Ass.....great typo !!

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:30 | 3052522 THE DORK OF CORK
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We have got darker stuff

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:28 | 3052509 Wakanda
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What dark creature emerges from the tar pit?

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:57 | 3052608 aint no fortuna...
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forget the tarpit - that meteorite is gonna ice all those critters

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:14 | 3052454 williambanzai7
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Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:02 | 3052400 ptoemmes
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I see an extinction level event (ELE)...does/will anyone survive?

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:04 | 3052409 CPL
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Only those with adaptation skills and technical knowledge to repurpose.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:09 | 3052436 NotApplicable
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"Yours is not to wonder why. Yours is but to do or die."

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 13:57 | 3052387 Geruda
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This one is having too much weaknesses.  Not having any funny.   

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 13:54 | 3052370 dogbreath
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comon Comet GW2012

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 13:48 | 3052351 GottaBKiddn
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Superb, Bill!

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 21:59 | 3054275 Jam Akin
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Jur-ass-ic Park

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 13:47 | 3052346 williambanzai7
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The POTUS is looking quite slick
It's Barry the Gangsta St. Nick
Listen up bitchez
He's taxing your riches
Deflation is coming and quick

The Limerick King


Tue, 12/11/2012 - 21:59 | 3054269 Jam Akin
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And his counterpart Gangsta Moses:

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 15:21 | 3052675 Uncle Remus
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Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:30 | 3052512 Wakanda
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Word WB7.

Barry be pimpin' down low ho ho.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:39 | 3052554 GMadScientist
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And a ghetto goldbug.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:08 | 3052431 NotApplicable
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I'll believe in deflation the instant it arrives at the grocery store.

SNAP ensures it will never, ever happen.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:23 | 3052497 GMadScientist
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This just in: the economy consists of more than food products.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 22:02 | 3054281 CompassionateFascist
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Yes, it also consists of debt, smoke, spec, bogus stats, and mirrors. Net result when we hit PonziCollapse: hyperinflation. 

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:06 | 3052419 otto skorzeny
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his drone pimp hand is strong

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 13:59 | 3052393 SokPOTUS
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Gangsta Claus, LOL....Aeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh; man; you made my day.....

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 16:26 | 3052900 falak pema
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now he is sure to get his second Nobel !

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 16:26 | 3052899 falak pema
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not worth repeating.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 21:03 | 3053977 old naughty
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Something is...

Comet cometh 2012, not 13, WB?  Hummmm.

Tue, 12/11/2012 - 14:12 | 3052444 resurger
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