BANZAI7 REPORT: OBaMaDoN GRaTuiTiS DiSCoVeReD...

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BANZAI7 NEWS--Scientists from Banzai7 Institute have announced the discovery of an extinct lizard species that roamed the planet trillions of deficit dollars ago. The small, insect-eating lizard was discovered in the badlands of northeastern Montana—its fossil preserved in an area called the Great Fiscal Tar Pit. Less than a foot long, it had elaborate teeth with three cusps on each tooth and a slender jaw. And now, it is named for the 44th president of the United States: Obamadon gratuitis.

 

OBAMADON ASS SEEN IN NATURAL HABITAT

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willwork4food's picture

Working overtime, or are you vying for a nobel?

old naughty's picture

The way they handed out them prize, it'd be an insult to WB, not a praise.

ReligiousAtheist1's picture

Your post just made my day WB7 keep them coming

ptoemmes's picture

Was listening to NPR this afternoon - forget the show and forget who was being interviewed (by name), but it was a former justice department prosecutor about the HSBC settlement.

One quote - paraphrased was "if you want to money launder and break all sorts of laws relating to money laundering or transacting with banned nations (e.g. Iran) and not be criminally prosecuted, then be sure you do it as an bank employee on bank time and with the bank's approval".

The level of apparent cooperation and corruption within HSBC related to these matterw is stunning - not that I am surprised, but man pull HSBCs USA banking license for crasp sake.  Jail someone (important) god dammit.

WB7: What can you do with Eric "Inaction Jackson" Holder, Obama, and HSBC? 

kaiserhoff's picture

Obamadon Tutti-Fruitis???

old naughty's picture

How the heck did this mammoth climbed up that box?

I didn't see a crane around.

jldpc's picture

I love these works of art. But serously, ridicule no matter how brillant or insightful or creative seems to have no real effect on our ever worsening predicament. It is time to organize and begin SAS (Special Action Squads) whose sole mission in life is to follow (closely - within feces throwing/tossing distance) all politicians, self appointed intellectuals, annointed commentators, and their followers from wherever, who in any way want to use OPM (other people's money) in any amount, for any purpose however labeled or described, obatained in any fashion (taxes, fees, charges, etc.) without the explicit and plainly evident (not just an opinion or assumption, not otmention lie or make believe) consent of the person(s)/group(s) whose money or things of value are to be taken/used. SAS should have dedicated teams of shit throwers/tossers, in any of several consistencies and colors, but all must have an undeniable long lasting stink and stain quality. Awards and higher ranking in the SAS shall be achieveable by operations directed preferably in public at those who obviously without conscience, or respect for others, advocate using OPM for any reason. Nothing else is going to stop this bullshit; and even this methodology may not achieve any real change in their behavior; thus unfortunately, more sever forms of protest may be necessary.

williambanzai7's picture

I nominate you to coordinate and lead the SAS Movement.

mjorden's picture

Oh that was great, that sums up his personal and political career.

This is better than Paris ... 

alh1235's picture

"do as I say, not as I do".........the Gangster Ass.....great typo !!

Wakanda's picture

What dark creature emerges from the tar pit?

aint no fortunate son's picture

forget the tarpit - that meteorite is gonna ice all those critters

ptoemmes's picture

I see an extinction level event (ELE)...does/will anyone survive?

CPL's picture

Only those with adaptation skills and technical knowledge to repurpose.

NotApplicable's picture

"Yours is not to wonder why. Yours is but to do or die."

Geruda's picture

This one is having too much weaknesses.  Not having any funny.   

dogbreath's picture

comon Comet GW2012

williambanzai7's picture

GANGSTA CLAUS

The POTUS is looking quite slick
It's Barry the Gangsta St. Nick
Listen up bitchez
He's taxing your riches
Deflation is coming and quick

The Limerick King

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Wakanda's picture

Word WB7.

Barry be pimpin' down low ho ho.

NotApplicable's picture

Ha!

I'll believe in deflation the instant it arrives at the grocery store.

SNAP ensures it will never, ever happen.

GMadScientist's picture

This just in: the economy consists of more than food products.

CompassionateFascist's picture

Yes, it also consists of debt, smoke, spec, bogus stats, and mirrors. Net result when we hit PonziCollapse: hyperinflation. 

SokPOTUS's picture

Gangsta Claus, LOL....Aeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh; man; you made my day.....

falak pema's picture

now he is sure to get his second Nobel !

old naughty's picture

Something is...

Comet cometh 2012, not 13, WB?  Hummmm.