• Knave Dave
    05/23/2016 - 18:16
    This past Thursday marked the one-year anniversary of the US stock market’s death when stocks saw their last high. Market bulls have spent a year looking like the walking dead. They’ve...


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  "Primary dealers" play a critical role in the creation of US Government debt, the circulation of fiat money, the execution of monetary policy and the governance of the Federal Reserve Bank.

For this they are subsidized handsomely by a multitude of schemes all of which essentially erode the purchasing power of your savings.

It is not suprising that Primary Dealers are subject to rigorous selection criteria...







"The New York Fed expects a primary dealer to maintain a robust compliance program, including procedures to identify and mitigate legal, regulatory, financial, and reputational risks."

"The New York Fed may take action against any primary dealer that does not comply with the standards set forth in this policy. That action will vary depending upon the type of non-compliance, but may range, for instance, from suspension from one or all programs for a period of time to termination as a primary dealer."

Source: NY Fed website

WB7: Have you ever seen or heard of a bigger fucking joke?


Don't answer that please...

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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 16:48 | 3060772 Satan
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My primary dealer is Miguel. My secondary dealer is also called Miguel but he is less reliable.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 18:23 | 3061022 kaiserhoff
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All the cab drivers in Paris are named Paki.  So which one ripped you off?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 14:49 | 3060238 edb5s
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That flow chart should be on the Wiki article for QE

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 19:36 | 3061189 fourchan
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done.     see flow chart in external links at the bottom lol





Thu, 12/13/2012 - 19:46 | 3061213 Jim in MN
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Bravo.  And just for the holidays, here is the world's funniest Wikipedia page.  Try to read with a straight face.


Tue, 12/18/2012 - 09:02 | 3074269 Ar-Pharazôn
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LOL! that was funny! but why someone wrote like this`?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:02 | 3061756 Mike in GA
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I knew this would happen once pot was legalized! :)

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 14:25 | 3060141 falak pema
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Bernanke : I want your to spend more on WB7's geisha! ...I'll buy that image.

Now that would make your Xmas, WB7, if you got that in your letter box!  

Sadly, I doubt if hell-i-copter Ben has that sense of humour and that generosity of wallet.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:20 | 3059931 MrBoompi
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Gee I wonder why we haven't heard that HSBC's Primary Dealer status has been revoked due to the laundering of billions of drug profits?

OK, maybe HSBC can no longer do this laundering, but no doubt some other TBTF scooped up those accounts, because god knows the cartel will not let that gravy train out of the station.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:45 | 3060012 williambanzai7
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They are saying they didn't want to damage the financial system. How ridiculous is that?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:18 | 3059924 Clowns on Acid
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Biily B. - fabulous stuff as per usual. I must correct you howvever...there are no Primary Dealers anymore...you are so old fashioned son.

We now have "Primary Stealers". Get with the program young man.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:12 | 3059897 rufusbird
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Can I get that on a T-shirt please! (the meeting)

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:43 | 3059949 williambanzai7
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Sure, I'll post a link here.  Voila: http://www.zazzle.com/primary_dealers-235470548859363260

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:15 | 3059895 rufusbird
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:39 | 3059760 French Frog
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Is that John Corzine in the front row of the B/W picture?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:14 | 3059907 Withdrawn Sanction
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Why yes it is.  You can tell b/c he's got his hand in the other guy's pocket.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:17 | 3059644 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Great  job, please keep shining the light on these criminals.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:16 | 3059639 koaj
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i think i see a young Meyer Lansky in the PD photo from 1914

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 11:36 | 3059393 Enslavethechild...
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Trading little tiny pieces of green paper for real assets since 1913.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 11:29 | 3059350 williambanzai7
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Here is the official list:

Bank of Nova Scotia, New York Agency

BMO Capital Markets Corp.

BNP Paribas Securities Corp.

Barclays Capital Inc.

Cantor Fitzgerald & Co.

Citigroup Global Markets Inc.

Credit Suisse Securities (USA) LLC

Daiwa Capital Markets America Inc.

Deutsche Bank Securities Inc.

Goldman, Sachs & Co.

HSBC Securities (USA) Inc.

Jefferies & Company, Inc.

J.P. Morgan Securities LLC

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated

Mizuho Securities USA Inc.

Morgan Stanley & Co. LLC

Nomura Securities International, Inc.

RBC Capital Markets, LLC

RBS Securities Inc.

SG Americas Securities, LLC

UBS Securities LLC.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 23:07 | 3061767 Mike in GA
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Isn't the PBOC missing from this list? 

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 19:43 | 3061206 Jim in MN
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Well, somebody got shtupped at DB....


FRANKFURT (Reuters) - Four of the five Deutsche Bank employees arrested for money laundering or obstruction of justice related to a carbon trading scheme will remain in jail, the Frankfurt prosecutor said on Thursday.

One Deutsche Bank employee was allowed home on health grounds, the prosecutor said.

The employees were arrested during raids on Germany's flagship lender on Wednesday.

It is too early to conclude whether the raids, by 500 tax inspectors, police and prosecutors, would yield any new evidence, Frankfurt prosecutor Guenter Wittig said, adding, "This will take months. I cannot comment about an ongoing investigation."

The prosecutor's probe is focused on tax evasion linked to tax credits and a scheme involving the trading of carbon permits.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 17:43 | 3060943 willwork4food
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How can you think of mere financial ruin when you paint so many hot babes?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 16:57 | 3060813 GAAPpreNixon
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Thank you. I'll save that as my list of the "Bad Apples R' US" rogues gallery.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:46 | 3059788 ptoemmes
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HSBC, HSBC, where have I heard that name recently...



Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:16 | 3059893 old naughty
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The squid called GS is behind all and will soon swallow all those sovereignties named US+Can, UK, J, G, F.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:13 | 3059601 otto skorzeny
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a regular "Murderers' Row"-literally

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:29 | 3059702 williambanzai7
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For Wall Stree firms, being on this lst is a crucial credential, which humorously, is supposed to evidence a high level of prestige.

Lehman, Bear Stearns, Countrywide and MF Global were all members of this gallery of rogues.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:11 | 3059887 otto skorzeny
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who chooses them?the Fed,the Treasury?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:24 | 3059946 williambanzai7
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They apply to the Fed. Once they are added to the list the Fed is supposed to make sure they continue to satisfy the eligibility criteria, best practices etc. I don't know what politics goes along with it, but I'm sure plenty.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:53 | 3059174 williambanzai7
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 18:28 | 3061038 kaiserhoff
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Now I could get into that chanukah bush.  Always surprising and always delightful William.  Thanx.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 11:13 | 3059278 WALLST8MY8BALL
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I really dig LK and Banzai's

Sharp Shooting Satirical Drive by's

Detailing Financial Carnage

With Sharp Bullets of Knowledge

The Powers That Be they will Defy






Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:50 | 3059159 williambanzai7
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QE BENNY (Before)

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:48 | 3059152 williambanzai7
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:42 | 3059128 williambanzai7
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Thu, 12/13/2012 - 20:31 | 3061324 MsCreant
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Now is that the Ghost of Christmas Presents, or Christmas Futures?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:37 | 3059749 Lost Wages
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Letting Wall Street fuck us in the ass wasn't enough to prove that we loved them?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:15 | 3059910 Clowns on Acid
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I might be chesp....but I'm not easy....bitchez....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:14 | 3059901 otto skorzeny
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they don't even have the common decency to give us a reach-around (props to R. Lee Ermey)

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 13:16 | 3059914 TruthInSunshine
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Ya' have to start getting those made into ginormous, glossy posters, WB.

I'd buy some. For instance, that one.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 14:04 | 3060079 williambanzai7
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Which, the dealers or Santa Ben?

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 14:33 | 3060155 iDealMeat
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The "Merry Banzai Christmas"

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 14:56 | 3060283 williambanzai7
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I don't have a high resolution version of that for a poster. But I have it on a nice mug.


Thu, 12/13/2012 - 16:54 | 3060797 GAAPpreNixon
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This is just a suggestion, but have you considered making a BAD APPLES R' US   poster of the Broker dealers? They ARE, after all, the people the Fed gives all the "toys"  to on a regular basis....

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:11 | 3059589 otto skorzeny
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hey benny boy-I'm doing the opposite-the wallet is closed.

Thu, 12/13/2012 - 15:47 | 3060519 max2205
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WB....time for a nightmare before christmas edition?

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