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BANZAI7 INSTITUTE--A new species of Secretary of State has been discovered in Washington DC according to the Banzai7 Institute.

Nycticronybus Kerry is a close relative of the POTUS lemur and is noted as one of the most gaseous political primates in the world. Originally recorded as a single species, the discovery indicates that there are now many species of Cronybus blowhards, including a previously unknown one called Hilacronypuss Clinton.




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Sun, 12/16/2012 - 20:02 | 3069571 Goldilocks
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Hootie And The Blowfish - Hold My Hand (Video Version) (4:15)

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 11:32 | 3068508 Fix It Again Timmy
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Kerry is much better looking than Hillary, face it folks, once you get past the outside, there's not much of worth, if anything, inside...

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 11:14 | 3068482 williambanzai7
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Sun, 12/16/2012 - 10:05 | 3068397 ptoemmes
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Gonna have to ketchup on John Kerry.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 09:55 | 3068387 Lost Wages
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"This was plan 'A' Obama picks Kerry as Secretary of State... GOP'ers can't play the game anymore, they should all top themselves." - @maxkeiser

Agreed, LOL. Republicans have gone from an elephant to a fail whale in Da Game.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 09:31 | 3068364 Stud Duck
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I love the bong on the dug out, under the tree! Keep up the good work William, brilliant!

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 09:58 | 3068388 Lost Wages
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Legalize Choom.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 08:58 | 3068344 nmewn
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Reporting for Duty!

Owww, hang nail...purple heart...Purple Heart!!!

(You got that on the video right?)

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 08:46 | 3068336 williambanzai7
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Sun, 12/16/2012 - 10:04 | 3068389 Lost Wages
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One of my fave Geithners. He really has a little gnome face.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 05:50 | 3068284 blindman
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Hene Hene Kou Aka by IZ - Drums by Dave Kay

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 05:38 | 3068279 Wakanda
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Debt Surf 1 has smooth sailing.  I wonder how it would do in a (financial) tsunami?

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 03:53 | 3068230 Yen Cross
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 Banzai, no I shouldn't ask. Forget about it/  Perhaps you can do some magic?

  Those bankers meet at  Sanct Goar

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 04:00 | 3068239 williambanzai7
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St Goar? A nice little German town.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 03:15 | 3068210 TyrannoSoros Wrecks
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What is this goof thread? Its not even funny, its just a waste of internet space.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 03:30 | 3068214 williambanzai7
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I believe Broadband is the right term since the Internet is not measured spatially. And thank you for demonstrating two lines of squandered Broadband. You see Mr 26 weeks, whereas I make people laugh, all you do is shit like a seagull.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 02:32 | 3068170 otto skorzeny
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you talk about shit rising to the top-Kerry and Obama? For chrissake Kerry's nutbag old lady via Heinz Corp kicked in way more to the repubs this go-around. this will give Dilldo-ary more time to try to take the fly-over-country folk's guns and work on the total NWO domination in 2016. I hope the NRA doesn't roll over like they did  in the 90s for Billy-Boy.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 02:27 | 3068167 fourchan
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so keg legs is out huh?

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 02:34 | 3068174 otto skorzeny
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I'll miss seeing those pant-suit outfits with built-in kneepads for grovelling at the feet of AIPAC and Israel.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 03:46 | 3068228 williambanzai7
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I have a feeling they won't diisappear for long.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 03:57 | 3068237 machineh
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Yep, Madame Tussaud's has plenty of branches.

Or they could make circus tents out of them ...

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 01:44 | 3068115 Yen Cross
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 The Lemur?  That was beyond (awesome)  Speechless like an old Motorcycle!

 Done the maui Thanksgiving in Keihei/ I just watched pornos after 9 holes on the "Blue course"" That little restuarant on top of the hill is retarded!

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 02:09 | 3068131 williambanzai7
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A new species of Loris which is a cousin of the Lemur in today's news.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 03:08 | 3068204 andrewp111
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And having it eat a lemon is simply amazing.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 01:42 | 3068109 q99x2
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Debt Surfers dude that is outrageous. Great fully developed laugh upon seeing it.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 02:26 | 3068162 otto skorzeny
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Obama "hand-picked" the boys in the canoe. at least now he'll get some good fresh Hawaiian bud.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 03:09 | 3068205 andrewp111
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He will have to wait until the Congress exempts legalizing states from Federal anti-pot laws, and then go to Colorado to smoke it.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 01:31 | 3068084 TrulyBelieving
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Cracking me up B7, with much appreciated humor.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 01:30 | 3068081 drunkenlout
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The Hillary testimony on Benghazi, scheduled for Thursday, has been replaced by an all-out audition for John Kerry, who will be nominated Secy of State to succeed HRC (according to The Hill).  While he mugs for the cameras, Kerry will also chair the meeting of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, which is pretending to have an inquiry.  Presumably, he will not ask himself any difficult questions, nor will he be hard on his future staff.  

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 01:28 | 3068076 dunce
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Kerry has been frustrated for years by not being able as just one out of a 100 senators to do real harm to our country, this is his chance to go down in history as a major player in the destruction of the greatest nation on earth.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 09:50 | 3068381 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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And one can only guess at what role his witch wife will demand of him.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 03:34 | 3068221 machineh
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He prefers to call it 'deepening our unbreakable bonds with Israel.'

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 06:01 | 3068289 jeff montanye
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The nation, which indulges towards another nation an habitual hatred, or an habitual fondness, is in some degree a slave.

--george washington

we are clearly slaves to israel.   will we be spared slavery to 10.000.000 degrees (kelvin)?

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 01:06 | 3068040 gould's fisker
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Our glorious leaders--we are so fucked. Banzai!!!

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 20:01 | 3069568 Goldilocks
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Popular Nursery Rhymes... : Row, Row, Row Your Boat - Nursery Rhymes (1:07)

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 00:59 | 3068019 penisouraus erecti
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Poor Hillary hasn't aged well.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 03:12 | 3068207 andrewp111
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She needs her beauty sleep. And lots of face treatments.  Retirement will be good for her.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 02:25 | 3068163 old naughty
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Five word game...

What's behind those five words?

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 00:53 | 3068009 zorba THE GREEK
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If Kerry becomes secretary of state, we have changed from one with balls to one without.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 00:56 | 3068015 Dexter Morgan
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If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

Sun, 12/16/2012 - 03:34 | 3068220 FrankDrakman
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Or, as my mother used to say,

"Balls" said the Queen "because if I had two, I'd be the King."

And the King laughed, because he had to.

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