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BANZAI7 INSTITUTE--A new species of Secretary of State has been discovered in Washington DC according to the Banzai7 Institute.

Nycticronybus Kerry is a close relative of the POTUS lemur and is noted as one of the most gaseous political primates in the world. Originally recorded as a single species, the discovery indicates that there are now many species of Cronybus blowhards, including a previously unknown one called Hilacronypuss Clinton.




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Goldilocks's picture

Hootie And The Blowfish - Hold My Hand (Video Version) (4:15)

Fix It Again Timmy's picture

Kerry is much better looking than Hillary, face it folks, once you get past the outside, there's not much of worth, if anything, inside...

ptoemmes's picture

Gonna have to ketchup on John Kerry.

Lost Wages's picture

"This was plan 'A' Obama picks Kerry as Secretary of State... GOP'ers can't play the game anymore, they should all top themselves." - @maxkeiser

Agreed, LOL. Republicans have gone from an elephant to a fail whale in Da Game.

Stud Duck's picture

I love the bong on the dug out, under the tree! Keep up the good work William, brilliant!

nmewn's picture

Reporting for Duty!

Owww, hang nail...purple heart...Purple Heart!!!

(You got that on the video right?)

Lost Wages's picture

One of my fave Geithners. He really has a little gnome face.

blindman's picture

Hene Hene Kou Aka by IZ - Drums by Dave Kay

Wakanda's picture

Debt Surf 1 has smooth sailing.  I wonder how it would do in a (financial) tsunami?

Yen Cross's picture

 Banzai, no I shouldn't ask. Forget about it/  Perhaps you can do some magic?

  Those bankers meet at  Sanct Goar

williambanzai7's picture

St Goar? A nice little German town.

TyrannoSoros Wrecks's picture

What is this goof thread? Its not even funny, its just a waste of internet space.

williambanzai7's picture

I believe Broadband is the right term since the Internet is not measured spatially. And thank you for demonstrating two lines of squandered Broadband. You see Mr 26 weeks, whereas I make people laugh, all you do is shit like a seagull.

otto skorzeny's picture

you talk about shit rising to the top-Kerry and Obama? For chrissake Kerry's nutbag old lady via Heinz Corp kicked in way more to the repubs this go-around. this will give Dilldo-ary more time to try to take the fly-over-country folk's guns and work on the total NWO domination in 2016. I hope the NRA doesn't roll over like they did  in the 90s for Billy-Boy.

fourchan's picture

so keg legs is out huh?

otto skorzeny's picture

I'll miss seeing those pant-suit outfits with built-in kneepads for grovelling at the feet of AIPAC and Israel.

williambanzai7's picture

I have a feeling they won't diisappear for long.

machineh's picture

Yep, Madame Tussaud's has plenty of branches.

Or they could make circus tents out of them ...

Yen Cross's picture

 The Lemur?  That was beyond (awesome)  Speechless like an old Motorcycle!

 Done the maui Thanksgiving in Keihei/ I just watched pornos after 9 holes on the "Blue course"" That little restuarant on top of the hill is retarded!

williambanzai7's picture

A new species of Loris which is a cousin of the Lemur in today's news.

andrewp111's picture

And having it eat a lemon is simply amazing.

q99x2's picture

Debt Surfers dude that is outrageous. Great fully developed laugh upon seeing it.

otto skorzeny's picture

Obama "hand-picked" the boys in the canoe. at least now he'll get some good fresh Hawaiian bud.

andrewp111's picture

He will have to wait until the Congress exempts legalizing states from Federal anti-pot laws, and then go to Colorado to smoke it.

TrulyBelieving's picture

Cracking me up B7, with much appreciated humor.

drunkenlout's picture

The Hillary testimony on Benghazi, scheduled for Thursday, has been replaced by an all-out audition for John Kerry, who will be nominated Secy of State to succeed HRC (according to The Hill).  While he mugs for the cameras, Kerry will also chair the meeting of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, which is pretending to have an inquiry.  Presumably, he will not ask himself any difficult questions, nor will he be hard on his future staff.  

dunce's picture

Kerry has been frustrated for years by not being able as just one out of a 100 senators to do real harm to our country, this is his chance to go down in history as a major player in the destruction of the greatest nation on earth.

Debt-Is-Not-Money's picture

And one can only guess at what role his witch wife will demand of him.

machineh's picture

He prefers to call it 'deepening our unbreakable bonds with Israel.'

jeff montanye's picture

The nation, which indulges towards another nation an habitual hatred, or an habitual fondness, is in some degree a slave.

--george washington

we are clearly slaves to israel.   will we be spared slavery to 10.000.000 degrees (kelvin)?

gould's fisker's picture

Our glorious leaders--we are so fucked. Banzai!!!

Goldilocks's picture

Popular Nursery Rhymes... : Row, Row, Row Your Boat - Nursery Rhymes (1:07)

penisouraus erecti's picture

Poor Hillary hasn't aged well.

andrewp111's picture

She needs her beauty sleep. And lots of face treatments.  Retirement will be good for her.

old naughty's picture

Five word game...

What's behind those five words?

zorba THE GREEK's picture

If Kerry becomes secretary of state, we have changed from one with balls to one without.

Dexter Morgan's picture

If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

FrankDrakman's picture

Or, as my mother used to say,

"Balls" said the Queen "because if I had two, I'd be the King."

And the King laughed, because he had to.