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KRIS SWINDLE

 

THE NIGHT BEFORE SQUIDMAS

WilliamBanzai7 

 

Twas the night before Squidmas, when all through Goldman Squid house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a bed louse;

The bonus stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that Kris Swindle soon would be there;

 

Bailed out banksters and traders  nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of bonus booty danced in their heads;

And little Lloydie in his silly ‘kerchief with no salary cap,

Had just settled down for another long ponzi nap.

 

When out on Main Street there arose such a clatter,

Main Streeters were screaming why does Wall Street just get fatter and fatter?

With unemployment endemic  and so many a cupboard bare.

All those cephalapod swindlers could do was just stand there and stare.

 

Then, what to their wondering eyes should appear,

But a hodgepodge of new laws threatening all they held dear,

They all thought they were bigger and better than most

But those 2Big2Fail deadbeats soon would be toast.

 

Then in a moment before it could all stick,

Those pinstriped extortionists emptied their stockings and took the loot quick,

And out in the distance they heard Kris Swindle exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

“Merry QE to Goldman, and to all squids a good-night!”

 

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THE SQUIDMAS ALBUM

 


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Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:51 | Link to Comment Ctrl_P
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Sorry WB, I hope the missing "q" is intentional...

 

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 17:08 | Link to Comment cobra1650
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I don't think Blankfein, Corzine, or Dimon celebrate Christmas.

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 16:47 | Link to Comment ReligiousAtheist1
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Another excellent piece WB7

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Intoxicologist
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Merry Kiss-me-arse

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment pndr4495
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Goldman's cancerous cells are so pervasive that even the IDEA of a good Christmas , one where prosperity and goodness abound , is beyond many people's reach now.

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 15:43 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Don't know how you have the energy,

and  don't know what we would do without you.

                                        Thanx, William.

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Enslavethechild...
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Merry Christmas fellow slaves  http://benthetheif.blogspot.com/

and to all an impoverishing New Year

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 15:17 | Link to Comment astoriajoe
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Any chance we see some of those cute squidmas squidettes from West Street?

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 15:46 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Christmas greetings to Astoria...

BANZAI7 KURISUMASU

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 15:53 | Link to Comment astoriajoe
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Thank you sir. Its Squidmas cheer for everyone!!

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 15:13 | Link to Comment waterhorse
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Thanks for the laugh, William.  I don't know why, but the Sis's "corzined" stocking made me laugh the most.

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 15:14 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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SEASON'S STEALINGS 2

It's Jamie and Blythe with a goat
A JPM seasonal note
They send it to sheep
They're trying to keep
Along with a CDS quote

The Limerick King

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Mon, 12/17/2012 - 15:01 | Link to Comment El Viejo
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You've been sandbagging. This far exceeds the norm.

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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FIGHT CLUB X-MAS CARD

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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MEMORIES OF CORZINE CHRISTMAS' PAST

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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LLOYDS WISH

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 14:45 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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MERRY BAILOUT

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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Fuck Banazai, I just puked my guts out on the 6th keyboard I have ruined because of your art.  Keep up the good work.  

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment duo
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All I want from Obama Claus is a phone.  Can I have a 4G smartphone with unlimited data plan?

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 14:42 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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CORZINE GOT RUNNED OVER
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CORZINE GOT RUNNED OVER


Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer
Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,
But as for Hank and Blankfein, they believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much Keynesian eggnog,
And they'd begged him not to so.
But he'd lost his trader medication,
So he stumbled out the door into the EURO sovereign snow.

When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack, 
There was a note pinned on his forehead,
That said give us all our segregated monies back.

Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer
Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.
(On his way home)
You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,
(Say there's no negative Alpha)
But as for Hank and Blankfein, they believe.
(Lord, they believe)

Now they're all so proud of Blankfein,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watching Keynesian foozball,
Drinkin beer and playin' Ponzi cards with cousin Ben.

It's not Christmas without Corzine.
All the Goldman family's dressed in black.
And they just can't help but wonder:
Should they pilfer client funds or give them back?

Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer
Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,
(Say there's no negative Alpha)
But as for Hank and Blankfein, they believe.
(Lord, they believe)

Now the noose is on the table
And the populist pudding made by Occupy is hot.
And a red and silver candle
That matches the unwaxed hair on Corzine's back.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a Series 7 license,
To bald men who like to trade while playing with themselves."

Corzine got runned over by a EURO reindeer
Walking home from Lloyd's house Christmas Eve.
(Minding his own business)
You can say there's no such thing as negative Alpha,
(What do you mean there's negative Alpha?)
But as for Hank and Blankfein, they believe.
(Lord, they believe)

Mon, 12/17/2012 - 14:41 | Link to Comment diogeneslaertius
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heavily-mineralized photoshoppery as always big guy

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