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Wed, 12/19/2012 - 07:35 | 3077885 David99
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FED is the biggest criminal on this planet.ZH is only doing good job and reporting correctly. Tyler is a real true person though I have never met him. FED+BOE+ECB+BOJ are the biggest manipulators and JPM +GS +20PD's act on their behalf in this Ponzi Casino. It is all rigged Ponzi Casino. JPM & GS do maximum manipulations from London as no regulators are looking what is going on daily. London is the best place to manipulate Ponzi Casino as no regulators as they are watching porno. Manipulations of highest order without any regulations as every one has been purchased and regulators watching porno. In last 10 trading days, Rio Tinto manipulated by +25% gain and regulators watching porno. JPM doing it. It is just Casino and nothing else. Regulators are watching porno, don't know how Rio Tinto is manipulating daily. On LSE, there is no checks and balances and maximum manipulations daily by Rio Tinto. The market is Casino and the biggest manipulated stock is Rio Tinto and JPM is pulling up daily and no regulations for Rio Tinto in London

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 02:24 | 3077719 williambanzai7
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SEASONS GREETNGS AMERICAN CHAMBER

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:04 | 3077543 stant
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what did the brits call the ceo of lucas back in the day for crappy light bulbs. oh yeah the prince of darkness. we have several here in the fusa

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:38 | 3077471 tnquake
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I wish Chairman Immlet would make and sell me a bulb that would last longer than a month. Oh, and not cause mercury poisoning!

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:59 | 3077633 williambanzai7
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I've settled on the temporary solution of using as few lights as necessary.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:45 | 3077320 mendolover
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Season's Greetings WB7!  Is that guy related to Cousin Mitt?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:35 | 3077458 williambanzai7
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They both go to the same barber.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:57 | 3077169 Lumberjack
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There are a few of us out there in the trenches and want you to know that you really make our day, every day, WB7. Thank you for everything and Happy Holidays!

 

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:34 | 3077454 williambanzai7
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I appreciate that very much. Happy Holidays to you and all ZHers!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:25 | 3077435 williambanzai7
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Wow, it is now ;-)

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:28 | 3077655 Body of Lies
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I'll wait patiently

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:29 | 3076697 Slightly Insane
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William Banzai - you are respected in my community for your heroism in reporting the "truth".  If and when a crazy person appoaches you after being locked up in a "re-education camp", and wishes to shake your hand ... it will be a fellow ZH'r.  Don't worry, I'll get you out of the camp ..... but it may be via the tunnel like Stalag 17.  You'll know me when I address you as Chairman Mao's crazy cousin - Bill kamakazie.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:31 | 3077444 williambanzai7
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Fellow tunnel rats....do we get to dress like the local civilians?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 19:27 | 3076684 tradewithdave
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Ecomaogination

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 16:27 | 3075875 ReligiousAtheist1
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Lol i almost spewed water on my monitor after watching this

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 16:25 | 3075866 azzhatter
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Is that a mole on his chin or did Obama leave a little deposit?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 16:06 | 3075790 dexter_morgan
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What a douche that guy is.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 18:42 | 3076435 Stuck on Zero
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I disagree.  A douche can be very useful.

 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:30 | 3075601 sgt_doom
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Outstanding, Buckaroo, and speaking of Christmas gifts:

The Ultimate Christmas Book List for the Discerning Human

The Hellhound of Wall Street    by Michael Perino

Wealth, Power and the Crisis in Laissez Faire Capitalism    by Donald Gibson

The Billionaires’ Ball    by Linda McQuaig and Neil Brooks

Extreme Money     by Satyajit Das

Treasure Islands    by Nicholas Shaxson

Debt:  the first 5,000 years    by David Graeber

The Web of Debt    by Ellen Hodgson Brown, JD

Retirement Heist    by Ellen Schultz

The Fine Print    by David Cay Johnston

Battling Wall Street:  the Kennedy presidency    by Donald Gibson

The Bubble and Beyond    by Michael Hudson  (All of Prof. Hudson’s books)

Wall Street Capitalism:  The Theory of the Bondholding Class    by E. Ray Canterbery

Greenspan’s Fraud    by Ravi Batra

Other People’s Money:  the corporate mugging of America    by Nomi Prins

The Rich and the Super-Rich    by Ferdinand Lundberg

Into the Buzzsaw     edited by Kristina Borjesson

Thy Will Be Done    by Gerard Colby and Charlotte Dennett (if you can obtain his books on Du Pont, they will be highly rewarding!!!!)

Fiction:

Absolute Friends    by John Le Carre

Relentless    by Dean Koontz

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:23 | 3075568 the grateful un...
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and they say American politics and power isn't a personality cult.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 16:01 | 3075584 williambanzai7
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Having that bombastic banana assert that communism works is so ironic it hurts.

However, he is correct in the sense that they try to formulate long term plans. They have a 5, 10, 20 and 50 year plan. We can't even get past Christmas. And that job report he helped write was a piece of short term trash.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 14:56 | 3075454 diogeneslaertius
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nice necklace XD

all hail our glorious and infallible leader

everyone make sure to buy each other lots of meaningless slave goods this year and enjoy the globalized mercantilist hellscape created as the final prison for human potential

and never ever, not even for a second, remember that the historical personage for whom this holiday exists, once took up arms and drove the money changers out of the temple

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 14:53 | 3075445 Bohm Squad
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Ah, the you'll tithe spirit!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 14:58 | 3075461 diogeneslaertius
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"you'll tithe spirit"

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 14:52 | 3075443 boogerbently
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Is that Boo Radley??

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 14:52 | 3075442 Temporalist
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Every GE product is sold with that Chairman Immelt image on it to remind kleptocrats who their real benevolent leader is.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 14:14 | 3075329 williambanzai7
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SANTA MARX

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:22 | 3075548 idea_hamster
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I think he goes by Karl Kringle, but this one's nicely done!  ;-)

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 16:03 | 3075770 Uncle Remus
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Happy Marxmas, comrade.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 16:06 | 3075795 williambanzai7
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Toys r Marx comrade.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:30 | 3075600 williambanzai7
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That works even better

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 14:13 | 3075325 williambanzai7
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OBEY CHRISTMAS

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:50 | 3077145 The Heart
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Utopia!

Wed, 12/19/2012 - 01:25 | 3077651 williambanzai7
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Dronetopea

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:15 | 3075525 the grateful un...
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at first i thought that said OOZI christmas. Sandy Hook has taken the joy out of the season faster than a semi-automatic (i want one with some extra large clips, okay Santa? and maybe Robot Santa will make it again this year? (see Futurama)

mom and I were driving home the other night, and noticed how few people are decorating their houses, and when you peek inside the windows, there aren't many trees either.

obey the season Wm B 

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 22:14 | 3077223 The Heart
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Change!!!

Yes, was noticing the exact same thing in this fema region.

Sad to see america falling apart and into a third world nation as the people still sit and gawk at the nightly TV drug and consume child killing SSRI's. Most of the nation has effectively been whipped into complacency. Soon the reapers of death and world war will do more of the false flag nasty evil things they do to cover up the crash of the money god system. Mr. Bill hits it with the money on the capstone. They have vacuumed it out of peoples hands like they did before in the last depression using the giant vacuum cleaner the oil industry. Pretty smart eh!

The worst of all the evil al-CIA-duh babylonians have chemical weapons in Syria now and they are supported and aided by the US govt puppets and isreal puppets, who are all working for the rothschild babylonian bankster empire of dust and the planned third world war and population reduction agendas. One of the well known facts is, these evil murderers like to do the most terrible things on important dates. Christmas Day has always been held back for something really big to happen on. It is a time to be well prepared and very alert. We are certainly entering those interesting times well spoken of.

It is an honor to be here with so many esteemed and brilliant commenters. Grace and gratitude to you all. And to you Sir William for bringing them all together at times with your fine, and very provocative art. Huge bless and a merry merry too.

Help those who are suffering if you can. Tis the season.

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Wed, 12/19/2012 - 00:55 | 3077601 williambanzai7
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It wouldn't surprise you that I have my own view of how "gun culture" fits into the big picture. By gun culture I do not mean the private ownership of firearms. I mean gun worship.

I ran it by GW and he didn't disagree with my point of view.

It's not a conspiracy theory. But the propagation of "gun culture" is first and foremost a for profit activity. Our freedoms are irrelevant to the people who are promoting it and profiting from it in the extreme.

It is no coincidence that dependency on pharmaceuticals, the consumtion of extreme entertainment violence and the private ownership of deadly assault weapons is over promoted by the corporatists. Morality, well being or our freedom is not part of their equation is it?

Most important is the element of fear. We are satiated with threats of random violence and over stressed with fear, which is exactly what our overlords want. It is one big giant feedback loop.

I'm not even suggesting what can or should be be done about it, although I am happy to point out the  logical fallacy of proposed simple solutions from both ends of the political spectrum.

We need to understand the nature of the beast.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:41 | 3077480 old naughty
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Tis the season in-deed, grace and gratitude to all.

And WB will continue to bring chuckles, smiles and laughyters to us all, hopefully+++.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:23 | 3075536 williambanzai7
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Yes, it is very sad. Some very brave people, adults and kids, in that school.

MEMORIAM

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 21:45 | 3077139 The Heart
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Coming to a theater near you soon!

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Tue, 12/18/2012 - 23:37 | 3077462 old naughty
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That's not the asteroid...thought it missed us?

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:14 | 3075518 malikai
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The MX missile. Capable of 12 or 14 warheads. Can't remember, killed as a part of StartII, if I remember correctly.

But of course, the real ornaments are inside. 350-450Kt dial-a-yield.

Love their terminology.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:16 | 3075529 williambanzai7
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They make marvelous candles.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:19 | 3075537 malikai
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The most beautiful image of the most terrible thing our species has achieved, delivered by MX:

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/peacekeeper-missile

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:25 | 3075571 williambanzai7
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It looks like that game Missile Command.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:55 | 3075726 FrankDrakman
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All your base are belong to us.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 16:05 | 3075781 williambanzai7
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Those old Atari arcade games were not shoot to kill games like what we seem to have so much of today.

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 14:59 | 3075470 harami
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I lol'd so hard that everyone in the office gave me disconcerted glances.  Thanks for that!

Tue, 12/18/2012 - 15:03 | 3075479 williambanzai7
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This one is on a nice three quarter sleeve jersey in the Banzai7 shop.

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