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Breast-Squeezing – and Sex In General – Improves Health
We’ve extensively documented that sex helps you live longer, makes you smarter, improves health and prevents depression.
More good news for the lover …
MSN UK notes that squeezing the breasts can help prevent cancer:
A little squeeze may be all that it takes to prevent malignant breast cells triggering cancer, research has shown.
Laboratory experiments showed that applying physical pressure to the cells guided them back to a normal growth pattern.
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“People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies,” said Gautham Venugopalan, a leading member of the research team at the University of California in Berkeley, United States.
“When we lift weights our muscles get bigger. The force of gravity is essential to keeping our bones strong. Here we show that physical force can play a role in the growth – and reversion – of cancer cells.”
The study involved growing malignant breast epithelial cells within a gel injected into flexible silicone chambers. This allowed the scientists to apply compression during the first stages of cell growth, effectively squashing the cells.
Over time, the squeezed malignant cells began to grow in a more normal and organised way.
Once the breast tissue structure was formed the cells stopped growing, even when the compressive force was removed. Non-compressed cells continued to display the haphazard and uncontrolled growth that leads to cancer.
“Malignant cells have not completely forgotten how to be healthy; they just need the right cues to guide them back to a healthy growth pattern,” said Mr Venugopalan, a doctoral student.
The results were presented at the annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology in San Francisco.
MSN Now called it the “best study ever”.
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is this zerohedge? it sounds more like the third page of the sun...
Bravo GW - Squeezing over Quesing anyday......
that is the best. study. ever.
I knew there was a reason I'm not feeling too well lately.
Nurse!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mID4crWLN8
What are we doing here?
I want you to enter the Holy of Holies.
Oh, that is quite a coincidence...
...because I want you to sit on the Poley of Poleys.
I think this pertains mostly to real tits?!
The next step is to capture sexual energy and covert it for usage. A sex crazed society will demand no less.
I'm off to squeeze my wife's boobs. When she smacks my hands away, I am showing her this article.
mmmm boobs anytime I want now....
I think this takes the cake for best study ever.
aaaah, I remember the "study" that also circulated in the past that concluded semen intake was a health tonic!!! Buat alas, it was nothing but a hoax....but,
couple that with this breasty-squeezy study and we'd have a happier - and healthier - world.
oh, and don't forget, ejaculating is good for the prostate!!!
If that's the case when I die they'll have to take mine out and throw it into the fire.
Those breasts are mine. There are many like it but those are mine. Those puppies are my best friend.
So THAT's why celebrities look younger as they age, they're all a bunch of sex crazed maniacs... Not ignoring the plastic surgery of course.
So remember guys you squeeze those melons of your lovers...
I knew I would need that old Wonder bread truck I keep out back.
My roving "Cancer Prevention Center" will be coming to your town! How much should I charge?
(I'm thinkin about three-fitty?)
Can I pay for that in dimes and nipples?
I'm not a gynaecologist..but I'll take a look if you like...;o)
You had me until "University of California"...then I just sort of nodded off...
Does this mean we can prevent all forms of cancer by squeezing our lungs, brains, prostate gland, etc.?
the replies here are absolute class. what of women with a larger percentage of implant to natural ratio? the so called itty-bitty-titty-committee
lol, GW I prefer your theories on love to your theories on free gun circulation, where you bring Dalai Lama and Ghandi to bar as witnesses for the defence of "extended Amendment 2" right for US citizens to carry fast action assault weapons galore in thair private homes!
Witness for the Prosectuion was a great film, BTW! Agatha Christie and...Billy Wilder! with mythical Marlene D who would make you or me want to squeeze her "blue angel" breasts to milk honey!
I'm feeling much better here, thank you, than on gun freedom thread!
L'ange bleu (1930) - IMDb
I'll stop quoting Gandhi and the Dalai Lama if you admit that:
No, Mentally Ill People Would NOT Necessarily Have Become Violent Without Anti-Depressants
I knew it, i am doctor in disguise.
Dr. Dre - I Need A Doctor (Explicit) ft. Eminem, Skylar Grey
...whatever you say man :)
If titty squeezing prevents breast cancer, what does titty fucking do??
+1 I love my titty fucking
That I administer you bastards.
Prevents prostate cancer.
By this measure, Obama must want to make sure my wallet never gets cancer...
In an effort to save us all from the rising cost of health care I will be available 24/7/365 for anyone that needs a bit of a squeeze.
To be extra safe, perhaps you should employ multiple therapies:
A little teasing, a little squeezing, and then..., bite down and pray for lock jaw.
Can you do mine, and my prostate?
I ain't touching that.
I love my guns, they sustain me in time of need and help me express my love of nature through murdering wildlife and my love of freedom by threatening the freedom of others.
TrulyStupid, aptly named I see.
Truly stupid AND way off topic.
He/She/it is just talking about their gun, not their rifle.
lmao nice one G. Motivated me to get out there and squeeze some titties today. And not land in jail for it!
lovin touchin and squeezin...bitchez.
OutKast - Hey Ya!
Pardon me Miss but this is for your own health and safety.
Tell her George Washington said so. She'll be fine with it.
Really? I was just going to send the bill to George.
"We’ve extensively documented that sex helps you live longer..."
My wife is obviously trying to kill me.
My wife is obviously trying to kill me.
In the spirit of human kindness, you should do your very best to save the lives of others....Ergo, go forth and fuck!
The rest of us will keep on sqeezing.
You lucky guy---mine is demanding her anti-cancer therapy RIGHT THIS MINUTE.
"Coming, dear." Just like Ozzie and Harriet.
We have found the holy grail of health.
Well ... if/when you find a REAL breast, please let me know ... Until then, I will just stick with my silicone stress reliever, being the same thing without the additional costs (e.g. meals, gas)
As opposed to leveraged, huge paper breasts?
Will the SEC be regulating this?
today's breasts are like the economy - overinflated, fake and discouraging the healthy development of our young
Perhaps you might expand your search somewhere in the area of the patella. ;oD