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MiTT JoHNNY RoMBoWL...IlliNoiS UpDaTe

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ROMBOWL
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Rombowl is showing his brawn
He soon will be getting it on
His ratings may lag
But like Larry Craig
He likes to have fun in the John

The Limerick King

 

DUELING HOOVERS
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FREE BLAGO

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DESPAIR

 

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Wed, 03/21/2012 - 05:59 | 2276087 rebelscum1967
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As always Mr. Banzai simply brilliant. Hoovers is hall of fame worthy!

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 04:04 | 2276015 lunaticfringe
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I gave up on the chat stuff last nite, I had the same problems banzai. Me apple too.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 04:08 | 2276022 williambanzai7
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I did get it going on the Power Book but not the iPad

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 03:19 | 2275995 williambanzai7
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THE BEAST OF WALL STREET

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 06:31 | 2276107 Sathington Willougby
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Look mom I got a Pushme Pullme from the Claw Arcade.  And it only cost me my life!

 

"Any one of these candidates [except one] in this cage would be better than the current president [for sustainable growth of big government]."

 

 

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 03:35 | 2275998 Nobody For President
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That's a relief...

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 02:46 | 2275975 Nobody For President
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But William, if we get either one of these figureheads, we are gonna NEED you keeping up our animal spirits on a pretty much daily basis.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 03:09 | 2275984 williambanzai7
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I said I don't want to, not I won't ;-)

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 01:47 | 2275938 ebworthen
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Two headed Weasel, for sure.

One appears as a Socialist Savior, the other as a Crony Capitalist Messiah, both are more of the same bullshit for yet another four years.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 01:52 | 2275943 williambanzai7
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Followng the thought to its ugly conclusion. With Obama you get another 4 years. If Romney somehow gets in you are guaranteed 8 more. On the other hand what fucking difference does it make we will get screwed every which way.

I dont feel like doing this for another 4-8 years. Something better implode soon.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 07:12 | 2276123 Sathington Willougby
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I guess a lot of people aren't looking forward to what's baked into this cake.  I'm not getting any less irate and tireless.

 

This data analysis really needs to be outed:

 

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0ByJAC-sfXwumZzI2bVlON2VTMnFyYVZZSnpDYnNy...

 

Rombot takes on a new meaning, it's vote flipper.  It started with Huckabee in 2008.  You don't need a phd to see that the data sorted from smallest to largest precinct in a county should converge closely to a mean.  Then a very regular bias is shown, a strong negative correlation between one candidate and another as the precincts get larger.  If this data is verifiable then the GOP is flipping votes.

Guess who they're flipping the votes away from this year?

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 02:53 | 2275977 The Heart
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oR it might instead...eXPLODE?

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 03:11 | 2275985 williambanzai7
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I'm pacing my use of explosive analogy so as not to draw attention to myself.

Who knows what the bots are looking for. This is one of the advantages of visual language. The bots can't decode pixilated images...yet.

But if you use words like explosion and bomb alot, they will find you.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 03:20 | 2275994 francis_the_won...
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Any chance the Dems bring Hillary in as the VP candidate?  That scares the hell out of me, even more than 8 years of Mitt.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 04:11 | 2276025 williambanzai7
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Nah, they love this guy...

RETURN OF THE BIDEN

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 01:43 | 2275931 The Alarmist
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Rombozo the Clown.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 01:16 | 2275889 Manthong
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Hmmm.. a two-headed pussy.. or is that a two-tailed pussy?

Regardless, at least it's "Despair We Can Believe In".

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 01:44 | 2275934 Setarcos
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Kiss two despairing pussies each day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyc8jjmAnsw&feature=fvst

Can't get no satisfaction ... the human condition.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 01:16 | 2275893 williambanzai7
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Despair we can believe in, nice touch.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 01:13 | 2275886 Setarcos
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Chat?  Is that like pillow talk?

Must be, because I first have to be in a "relationship" and I recall some awkward moments from my mis-spent youth, along the lines of Clashfan saying, "I can't get in."

Obviously the back of a car did not a relationship make ... bet you could contrive something from that WB.

Imagine me as your muse banzai ... all legs, blonde and eighteen (gender not specified).

BE my $RElatiOnshIp that lets me in, or else anyone else none too fussy.

Reminds me of a bawdy song of the 1940-50s:

"Once there was a pretty maid,

A maid who made a roaring trade.

The harlot of Jerusalem ..."

Or is that a bit too "off" for even ZH.

Nay mind: I thought I'd free-associate with this idea of chat for ZH, which I doubt is a good idea.

ZH works as-is.  It ain't bust - far from it - so why try to 'fix it'/make it more popular?

Who is it who wants ZH to become more like HP, or a myriad other 'alternative' sites becoming more MSM by the day?

We work, thanks to Tyler, WB, CD and other regular contributors - I take no credit myself of course - so why change anything?

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 01:16 | 2275891 williambanzai7
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To each his own as they say. I'm already in a state of information overload.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 01:32 | 2275915 Setarcos
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Me too, so sorry if I made it worse for you.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 00:49 | 2275855 nah
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at least blacks arent mormon.... ill vote for that

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 00:31 | 2275828 hangemhigh77
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Well whatever the fuck you guys are doing has me buffaloed so all I can say is, "ROMNEY SUCKS ASS".

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 00:07 | 2275797 RocketmanBob
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Dude! The dueling Hoovers piece succinctly captures why we are all SOL in 2012...And I liked the DESPAIR button too.

As soon as I can figure out the chat thing I'm in :)

As always, my regards

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 00:11 | 2275802 williambanzai7
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The third leg is the Hoover Vacuum Cleaner symbolizing all us suckers. Unless you just settle for the plunger.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:20 | 2275727 philipat
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Works fine for me and I am in Asia also so it isn't a geographical thing. Try clicking on "My Account" again and wait for a while. The bar should pop-up at the bottom of the screen. Then go back to ZH main. The bar should appear. When minimised, it's a small grey box in lower right screen with an upward arrow.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:32 | 2275747 williambanzai7
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Ok, now I see it...Tnx

But I don't see Romney in there...

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:35 | 2275752 philipat
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Pleased to help. Incidentally, I'm in Sanur, Bali not Philippines. I'm about 500 meters from where 3 terrorists got shot Sunday night. Welcome to Paradise??

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:37 | 2275757 williambanzai7
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I wasn't aware that terrorists got shot on Sunday. But if I were you I would steer clear of the main tourist areas. I knew someone who was incinerated in the first blast and I once spent hours on the beach where the other blasts occured. Stay safe. 

But I'm sure you still enjoy that guy's Flickr.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:44 | 2275766 philipat
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Yeah, thanks for the pictures. I spent a lot of time in The Philippines as a young bachelor when first posted in Hong Kong. As a close American friend once remarked," they're so cute I feel like sticking a pole up their ass and licking them like an ice cream" Takes all types!! I lost several friends in the big Bali bomb so we are very very careful, and where we live is very residential and quiet.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:27 | 2275737 williambanzai7
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Since you are in the Philipines, I ehink you may find this Flickr stream of interest as would just about everyone else here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ossiehermosisima/

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:06 | 2275702 bankruptcylawyer
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no worries. i created a chat room for you if you do get on , i'm in it. my cat is on my head right now so i may be distracted. fucking cat is climbing ON my head. y u no cat?

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:08 | 2275704 williambanzai7
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This is starting to annoy me, I don't understand why I can't see the fucken thing. Where is it on the screen?

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:00 | 2275682 philipat
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Probably being intercepted in Utah??

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:04 | 2275691 williambanzai7
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I enabled the Chat and I still don't see anything. I know I'm a fool.

Anyone who wants to message me can do so @williambanzai7

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:05 | 2275698 mt paul
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my bad 

brain must be effected from heavy metal poisioning 

long physical silver..

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 22:43 | 2275652 bankruptcylawyer
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banzai why u no chat?!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 22:55 | 2275669 williambanzai7
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I don't see a chat room on my screen, so I assume it doesn't work with OWS I mean OSX or iOS.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:04 | 2275688 mt paul
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edit your account

enable chat access..?

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:09 | 2275705 Clashfan
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I'm not totally stupid. I read the instructions and have tried it repeatedly. I can't get in, can't see any bar pop up, can't figure it out. Is it working for anyone else? I do want to chat with all of these brilliant people.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:12 | 2275711 williambanzai7
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Well, you have to go through the contact approval protocol as well. I have approved whoever wants to be my contact. But I can't figure out how to get into the chat area. So i assume it is blind on a mac.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 23:06 | 2275701 williambanzai7
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Roger that tower, that procedure has been executed.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 22:43 | 2275651 bankruptcylawyer
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well done...the despair logo is KEEN

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