williambanzai7's picture


Rombowl is showing his brawn
He soon will be getting it on
His ratings may lag
But like Larry Craig
He likes to have fun in the John

The Limerick King







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rebelscum1967's picture

As always Mr. Banzai simply brilliant. Hoovers is hall of fame worthy!

lunaticfringe's picture

I gave up on the chat stuff last nite, I had the same problems banzai. Me apple too.

williambanzai7's picture

I did get it going on the Power Book but not the iPad

Sathington Willougby's picture


Look mom I got a Pushme Pullme from the Claw Arcade.  And it only cost me my life!


"Any one of these candidates [except one] in this cage would be better than the current president [for sustainable growth of big government]."



Nobody For President's picture

But William, if we get either one of these figureheads, we are gonna NEED you keeping up our animal spirits on a pretty much daily basis.

williambanzai7's picture

I said I don't want to, not I won't ;-)

ebworthen's picture

Two headed Weasel, for sure.

One appears as a Socialist Savior, the other as a Crony Capitalist Messiah, both are more of the same bullshit for yet another four years.

williambanzai7's picture

Followng the thought to its ugly conclusion. With Obama you get another 4 years. If Romney somehow gets in you are guaranteed 8 more. On the other hand what fucking difference does it make we will get screwed every which way.

I dont feel like doing this for another 4-8 years. Something better implode soon.

Sathington Willougby's picture


I guess a lot of people aren't looking forward to what's baked into this cake.  I'm not getting any less irate and tireless.


This data analysis really needs to be outed:


Rombot takes on a new meaning, it's vote flipper.  It started with Huckabee in 2008.  You don't need a phd to see that the data sorted from smallest to largest precinct in a county should converge closely to a mean.  Then a very regular bias is shown, a strong negative correlation between one candidate and another as the precincts get larger.  If this data is verifiable then the GOP is flipping votes.

Guess who they're flipping the votes away from this year?

The Heart's picture

oR it might instead...eXPLODE?

williambanzai7's picture

I'm pacing my use of explosive analogy so as not to draw attention to myself.

Who knows what the bots are looking for. This is one of the advantages of visual language. The bots can't decode pixilated images...yet.

But if you use words like explosion and bomb alot, they will find you.

francis_the_wonder_hamster's picture

Any chance the Dems bring Hillary in as the VP candidate?  That scares the hell out of me, even more than 8 years of Mitt.

The Alarmist's picture

Rombozo the Clown.

Manthong's picture

Hmmm.. a two-headed pussy.. or is that a two-tailed pussy?

Regardless, at least it's "Despair We Can Believe In".

Setarcos's picture

Kiss two despairing pussies each day:

Can't get no satisfaction ... the human condition.

williambanzai7's picture

Despair we can believe in, nice touch.

Setarcos's picture

Chat?  Is that like pillow talk?

Must be, because I first have to be in a "relationship" and I recall some awkward moments from my mis-spent youth, along the lines of Clashfan saying, "I can't get in."

Obviously the back of a car did not a relationship make ... bet you could contrive something from that WB.

Imagine me as your muse banzai ... all legs, blonde and eighteen (gender not specified).

BE my $RElatiOnshIp that lets me in, or else anyone else none too fussy.

Reminds me of a bawdy song of the 1940-50s:

"Once there was a pretty maid,

A maid who made a roaring trade.

The harlot of Jerusalem ..."

Or is that a bit too "off" for even ZH.

Nay mind: I thought I'd free-associate with this idea of chat for ZH, which I doubt is a good idea.

ZH works as-is.  It ain't bust - far from it - so why try to 'fix it'/make it more popular?

Who is it who wants ZH to become more like HP, or a myriad other 'alternative' sites becoming more MSM by the day?

We work, thanks to Tyler, WB, CD and other regular contributors - I take no credit myself of course - so why change anything?

williambanzai7's picture

To each his own as they say. I'm already in a state of information overload.

Setarcos's picture

Me too, so sorry if I made it worse for you.

nah's picture

at least blacks arent mormon.... ill vote for that

hangemhigh77's picture

Well whatever the fuck you guys are doing has me buffaloed so all I can say is, "ROMNEY SUCKS ASS".

RocketmanBob's picture

Dude! The dueling Hoovers piece succinctly captures why we are all SOL in 2012...And I liked the DESPAIR button too.

As soon as I can figure out the chat thing I'm in :)

As always, my regards

williambanzai7's picture

The third leg is the Hoover Vacuum Cleaner symbolizing all us suckers. Unless you just settle for the plunger.

philipat's picture

Works fine for me and I am in Asia also so it isn't a geographical thing. Try clicking on "My Account" again and wait for a while. The bar should pop-up at the bottom of the screen. Then go back to ZH main. The bar should appear. When minimised, it's a small grey box in lower right screen with an upward arrow.

williambanzai7's picture

Ok, now I see it...Tnx

But I don't see Romney in there...

philipat's picture

Pleased to help. Incidentally, I'm in Sanur, Bali not Philippines. I'm about 500 meters from where 3 terrorists got shot Sunday night. Welcome to Paradise??

williambanzai7's picture

I wasn't aware that terrorists got shot on Sunday. But if I were you I would steer clear of the main tourist areas. I knew someone who was incinerated in the first blast and I once spent hours on the beach where the other blasts occured. Stay safe. 

But I'm sure you still enjoy that guy's Flickr.

philipat's picture

Yeah, thanks for the pictures. I spent a lot of time in The Philippines as a young bachelor when first posted in Hong Kong. As a close American friend once remarked," they're so cute I feel like sticking a pole up their ass and licking them like an ice cream" Takes all types!! I lost several friends in the big Bali bomb so we are very very careful, and where we live is very residential and quiet.

williambanzai7's picture

Since you are in the Philipines, I ehink you may find this Flickr stream of interest as would just about everyone else here:

bankruptcylawyer's picture

no worries. i created a chat room for you if you do get on , i'm in it. my cat is on my head right now so i may be distracted. fucking cat is climbing ON my head. y u no cat?

williambanzai7's picture

This is starting to annoy me, I don't understand why I can't see the fucken thing. Where is it on the screen?

philipat's picture

Probably being intercepted in Utah??

williambanzai7's picture

I enabled the Chat and I still don't see anything. I know I'm a fool.

Anyone who wants to message me can do so @williambanzai7

mt paul's picture

my bad 

brain must be effected from heavy metal poisioning 

long physical silver..

bankruptcylawyer's picture

banzai why u no chat?!

williambanzai7's picture

I don't see a chat room on my screen, so I assume it doesn't work with OWS I mean OSX or iOS.

mt paul's picture

edit your account

enable chat access..?

Clashfan's picture

I'm not totally stupid. I read the instructions and have tried it repeatedly. I can't get in, can't see any bar pop up, can't figure it out. Is it working for anyone else? I do want to chat with all of these brilliant people.

williambanzai7's picture

Well, you have to go through the contact approval protocol as well. I have approved whoever wants to be my contact. But I can't figure out how to get into the chat area. So i assume it is blind on a mac.

williambanzai7's picture

Roger that tower, that procedure has been executed.

bankruptcylawyer's picture

well done...the despair logo is KEEN