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And just as the Priest had foretold
When the souls of all men had been sold
When Good had been purged
The Demon emerged
All life on the earth he controlled


His power could not be contained
His coming had been preordained
The Evil One: Ben
Destroyer of Men
He printed till nothing remained


The Limerick King








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Jumbotron's picture

Did I see man boobs on Boner ?


ARRrrghh....my eyes...my eyes.....I'm having a Mayan Ocular Apocalypse !!

SAT 800's picture

Good Grief. "Deck we now the halls with folly, tra-la-la, la-la."

notadouche's picture

The wife's not falling for the Mayan Calendar event as she still refuses to swallow or spit for that matter.  

blindman's picture

say it again.
@ j,

welcome Aquarius, the Age of Man...cheers!

blindman's picture

Wednesday December 19 12:00pm
1 hour
Gary Null – The Natural Living Show
who needs a frontal lobe anyway?
interview with dr. charles gant at minute 44.
the prior rant and lead up are also instructive.
” with no frontal lobe there can be no motive.” c.g.
that sounds like a plausible legal defense. oh boy

janus's picture

perfect, WildBill...i'll be back round midnight.

just cracked open the maker's mark...things are bout to get interesting.

i've been very busy lately.

here's one for you, WB:


(thought you'd like that'n)

and for the rest of you ZHealots:


(thought y'all would like that'n)

and to God Almighty:


and the earth below:


i'll betcha 5 you're not alive if you don't know his name,



welcome Aquarius, the Age of Man...cheers!

stiler's picture

well done limerick man & wm. banzai



Think not that I came to bring PEACE ON EARTH; I came not to bring peace, but a sword. -- Ma 10:34

The Heart's picture

For you William.


Happy Holidays and SSRI’s Best Wishes to You!

Attack of the Drones War Part II

Here comes Christmas and who knows what else folks.

Things are really heating up in the kitchen of chaos, what with this gun ban battle and false flag event in Newtown, CT. We are all sorry for what happened to those people but the truth is, the real and only reason for the mass killings are the SSRI drugs these kids are all taking.


Babylon is at a quick paced full on assault on the Second Amendment. We are hearing about the head puppet trying to use color of law orders to supersede the Constitution, the real law of the land, by implementing some sort of gun control. Why? So we will be weakened by our own govt working for the babylonian globalists that are about to embroil us into more world war with the chinese and russians. It will be easier to conquer the country after the seditious american citizenry is disarmed. That was part of the deal when the babylonians were getting war money from the chinese. The communists in the white house had to quell those evil americans before the chinese and russian invasion comes, otherwise the invasion would be in doubt of succeeding. It all could come in UN blue too.

Communist Chinese Government Calls For Americans to be Disarmed:


Red Alert!! Obama GUN CONFISCATION Starts Jan 1, 2013:


Take away America’s only ways of defending it’s populations and the conquering will be a lot easier shooting these fish in the barrel. All according to the plan of course. These evil things pit everyone against each other and then come and kill off the rest of those who served them just before they take over everything. Same cycles of the two previous world wars. We are collectively too stupid to learn from history anymore that it is the same old Cesarean divide and conquer methodology to subdue and take over nations resources and lands. The new twist is, they also know the crash is coming and do not want people to have the ability to go after the real criminals in govt. We should have already done what Iceland did.


But it may not go as planned:

Exclusive: Cops, detectives, FBI agents, U.S. soldiers tell Natural News they will not enforce gun confiscation orders:


Another aspect not to forget is the Federal Reserve has done it’s job of destroying this country and indebting it into an endless hole of woe-is-me. They may have hyped the 2012 thing to be a cover for the real crash of the Fed Res as planned. The charter was only to last one hundred years and then it is a done deal. Crash and profit as they leave the rest of the country to battle amongst themselves and then come back and take control later after the chaos has played out it’s course. Pretty simple evil. Same world war cycle, only this time america is being set up to lose.

What we are always looking at is the signs on the wall. We all see the gun issue now, but who is looking at the middle east preparations for war as this is being written? A war to cover the crash. As planned. One very concerning sign is the quick rising of the oil prices. Normally, and because the oil barons always know what is coming before it happens, the prices shoot up towards the sky just before a major event, or war related event happens. They want to profit and plunder as much as possible before everything goes crazy. These evil monsters are sucking the nation dry like a giant squid vacuum of all monies, so no one can be empowered to stop them. The price of crude just shot up $4.00 since its low last week. It is still on the rise as the metals are on the sinking low. Makes one wonder who is selling massive amounts of silver and gold now to cash in before everything comes crashing down?


We also saw this article yesterday that is very concerning. Here is the story of an innocent girl and her family that was traumatized for nothing. These storm trooper crazies shot at and almost killed a teenage girl for no specific reason, other than they were serving a search warrant. They still have not said what it was for, and there appears to be no apparent reason for this horrible act of violence and tyranny. It looks more like a training operation for what is coming to EVERYONE’S’ DOOR SOON!

SWAT team fires semi-automatic weapons at unarmed teenage girl:


Reading into the article, we see an alarming and powerful statement made by one of the marauders that invaded and attacked this girl. The report says he said, “She’s got a gun” and this was the triggering statement that sent these guys into a shark like feeding frenzy shooting at everything in an insane and uncontrolled way. Don’t forget that a lot of these evil drones are seasoned killers of women and children from the Iraq war who were specifically conditioned like lab rats to kill, and be heartless murderers for this very exact specific reason of the coming War on Americans. At any time, anywhere, any one of these horrible fbi killers can make this statement ‘they got a gun’ about anyone in any situation to bring down all hell fire on anyone they want to remove, or kill for any reason at all. One at a time, no one stands a chance. The disease of division has gone viral in America and now it is ripe to fall to itself…one by one. With the anti-constitutional laws they think are real written the way they are now, ANYONE can be murdered this way for any reason at all. There is no truth, justice, or rule of law anymore. We have effectively slipped into chaos and soon the hellish repercussions of a dead at the wheel nation will come to bare on the ignorant.

What is coming to america will be far, far worse than what happened in nazi germany. Those same banksters that created nazi germany, have now created nazi amerika. Do you get it people? Here is the exact tool and methodology of the babylonians that will come in the early morning, or any other time of day to murder you, or your family just because you believe you still have any rights at all. No one is going to escape the horrendous murderous beast that is going to come to your door eventually. Here is the evil that can say about anyone, “she has a gun” and then kill you without any recourse, or anyone caring.

Texas troopers subject women to roadside cavity searches after routine traffic stop (VIDEO):



We are slipping into something worse than the nazi evil germany ever was. This is the most wicked murderous empire state of evil that has ever come into creation in this world. AMERICA IS THE GREAT EVIL SATAN THEY SAY WE ARE. Own it! All you have to do is sit there and some day they will kick in your door and scream, you got a gun and kill you and yours with no one knowing anything but what the propagandists will blab in the next days news rag, if anything is even said at all. People will shrink in horror and hope they are not next. Stupid is as stupid does and they too will succumb to the beast eventually.

It is and has been a real shame to watch this nation slowly fall into the hell it is fast bound for. Truly, there are solutions and answers to every major problem there is. What are the chances of calling all the troops home for Christmas, instead of lining them up on the Syrian chessboard? Slim to none because the nation is struggling to survive and under too much duress to even care about anything but their own self serving ways and habits of the lazy. Most are hopelessly addicted to the TV drug and know not what comes soon. Sheep for the slaughter.

Will we as a Nation survive? Think about it. All you and your families have established over time can and will more than likely be wiped out in one night. Hundreds of years of traditions gone in an bloody instant. The evil take over of first your states, then your counties and towns will happen and no one is going to rescue you or save you from the coming holocaust. The wicked babylonian beast is about to do something horrible according to all the signs that are shaping up. Feel free to add to the list of these signs and pass this information on.


US Boots in Bulgaria? 'Foreign troops threat to sovereignty, benefit elites only':


NATO Approves Sending Patriot Missiles to Turkey to Defend Against Syrian Strikes:


Russia sends ship-killer missiles to Syria:


Russia sends warships for possible Syria evacuation: agency


Press TV: United States bent on eventual destruction of Russia:


Please pray for peace and awakening to find sanity so we can all learn to live as one good people of the world…in Peace. Tis the season after all.


silverserfer's picture

where the ho's at santa?

tongue.stan's picture

Boner gots titties. Maybe the end really is nigh.

The shroom choomer in chief is classic in the sense that in 2000 years they will point to him like we point to ghengis khan or julius caesar or the shrub.

Banksters's picture

Nice skin tone match on boner.

weburke's picture

Recorded on Black Tuesday, Oct 29, 1929. Skillet? Lickers were oblivious to the impending doom!

The video that goes with is decent dance comedy.


monad's picture

The KKK was dormant from 1872-1915, becoming active again in response to the treachery of Wall Street, Edward Mandel House, Woodrow Wilson, Prescott Bush and friends. There are some great pictures online of droves of white people in white hoodies roaming DC, looking for someone to party with.

diogeneslaertius's picture

it really is like some giant insane blood cult and the inevitable attendants thereto - the cackling thralls and acolytes who are caught up in the orgiastic frenzy

 but we all know the world will end with a whimper (if it ever does)

 as the species and planet succumb to the cancer of greed

 well, let's show the universe (or god if you are still brave or crazy enough to be a metaphysician) that we do not accept this false world constructed by our enslavers - say no this Christmas to greed and in your heart, all year, this year and every year from now until the ending of the world, reject the false values perpetually trotted out as our saviors

 the bernank all seeing third eye uncapped mayan pyramid image is the best present i couldve asked for - a clear, unequivocal visual representation of a culture that (whatever else it does) SEES THE ENEMY.

blindman's picture

what a beautiful way to end the universe !
but seriously, if you can watch the sunrise
tomorrow morning it should be a once in a
life time opportunity.
i hear it will be cloudy
and raining where i am, there may be other
don't forget your sun glasses, radiation suit
and watch for falling space junk and meteorites.
December 21, 2012 - What will happen
2012 Crossing Over, A New Beginning OFFICIAL FILM [Brave Archer Films®]

Harbanger's picture

Here's proof that the US is not the dumbest country in the World.

Percent of people in 21 countries that agree ‘the Mayan calendar, marks the end of the world;

20% of those in China are in agreement with the statement,

13% in each of: Turkey, Russia, Mexico, South Korea and Japan.

only 12% in the US.



blindman's picture

it all depends on your definition of the word
"world", and "end" i guess.

tip e. canoe's picture

indeed, wiseman

no worries

Piranhanoia's picture

Potrezebie for Alfred E.

ptoemmes's picture

Send in the drones...

Nobody For President's picture

Feels like Christmas bonus time at the Banzai works, with TLK spiking the punch.

The "Ground Zeros" , however, gave me a big, big, sudden chill.

Pass the brandy!

stant's picture

we are planning to raffle off twinkies for our eotw party. maybe top the evening of with ritual sacrafice of a us dallor. now wheres the feather head set of mine

the grateful unemployed's picture

I'll be seeing you
In all the old familiar places
That this gold loving heart of mine embraces
All day through.

In that boarded up cafe;
The shuttered market across the way;
The fiscal spending carousel;
The money trees;
The wishin' well.

I'll be seeing you
In all the social and economic decay;
In every thing, that's credits way.
I'll always think of you that way.

I'll find you
while I clutch my gold
And watch you when your time is through.
I'll be giving you the moon,
But I'll be seeing you.

I'll be seeing you
In chaos and dismay;
when your powers we finally take away.
and all your deficit spending ways.

I'll find you
In the morning sun
And when your day is through.
its only a paper money moon,
and I'll be seeing you.

Squid Vicious's picture

great work, especially the Lost In Space robot...i think they gave him the job of running the market ?

DCFusor's picture

If so, he'd just be yelling "Danger, Will Robinson!".  Oh, wait...

shovelhead's picture

All good stuff but I was hoping for the Debt Bro Mayan Calender.

Might as well die laughing and Debt Bro gets me every time.


Have a very Banzai Christmas, my friend.

the grateful unemployed's picture

that's the donkey from Treasure of the Sierra Madre, (remember when the bandits took the pelts and let the gold dust blow away with the wind?) wait a minute that donkey's wearing wing tips. that's no donkey that's an investment banker!  poor Dobbs, he wasn't greedy at all, he was just trying to protect his goods. and Keynesians, they don't need no badges.

diogeneslaertius's picture

alas, for you will never get the crowd to cry hosannah, until you ride into town on an ass (wearing wing tips)

gjp's picture

Brilliant!  A special nod to TLK for two beautiful (but sad) verses

Lendo's picture

Some of your best work IMO.  Hysterical!

WhyDoesItHurtWhen iPee's picture

Outstanding and timely!

the grateful unemployed's picture

they run that end of the world history channel special, and they interview various people and ask them, what would you do, if you knew the asteroid was heading for earth, and we couldn't get out of the way, (and most people have stock responses, pray to god, hold my family, smoke lots of weed) but i sorta imagine Bernanke's answer, "why I'd print all the money I could and I wouldn't stop.."

Cruel Aid's picture

Geithner and Mr Smith, boy you nailed that!

wisefool's picture

I am on LT duty now (read: no bandwith). But what I can get that would make me happy is the IRS using guns to take guns away from the people who pay taxes. There were never two bigger retards than Joe Biden and Timmay Geithner who ever walked the planet.

The Limerick King's picture



Little Ben had an uncle named Keynes

Who would often let Ben pull the reins

Ben had lots of fun

But when he was done

His coat would be covered with stains

Debeachesand Jerseyshores's picture

WB!!! there is no drones in these creations.What happen?

Liquid Courage's picture



While riding a donkey for fun,
Lord Keynes said to Bennie, “Now son,
“How splendid to see,
“Such efficiency,
“We have, here, three asses in one!”

diogeneslaertius's picture

youre incorrigible

(dont ever change)