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First, look at these nightmare images of modern flight...

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DANCE OF THE FIAT FAIRY
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FLIGHT OF PRECARIUS
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HINDENBOOB
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The Hindenboob's ready to soar
An event that will make the crowds roar
But If it should crash
There will be a mad dash
That will signal the start of the war

The Limerick King

 

 

MF FREEFALL
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LIBERATORS

 

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Banzai7 Institute:  HOPIUM DRONE IMAGE CAPTURE 2011-12-14 at 5.42.49 PM

 

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PONZI INVASION

 

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DEBTS NO MORE

 

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D52
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ARRIVAL OF EURO TROIKA DELEGATION
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LIMBAUGH SHINE
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THE FLYING MORON (w/Limerick)
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FLATULENCE
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DR STRANGE BOMB

 

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A NECESSARY DEPARTURE

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The Newtster is now on his way
He's looking like scavenger prey
It's time you were gone
You fat Neo-Con
Here's hoping he calls it a day!

The Limerick King

 

WALL STREET MONEY MACHINE
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RETURN TO PLANET 0 POSTER

 

Then, take a deep breath and watch this. It reminds me of the real difference between parasitic scum and true human genius.

It is exhilarating just to watch.

Hope cannot be all lost as long as we try to think like these spirited people.

 

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Thu, 03/22/2012 - 03:56 | 2279635 Element
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The Liberators image is one of your all time best WB.

 

And someone give that drone a nobell peice prise ... it clearly deserves one ... and aptly named 'Predator'.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 00:39 | 2279306 williambanzai7
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If it is a hoax, which hoax is bigger, the bird man or all those bird shits?

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 22:13 | 2278788 Jena
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My favorite is the Trojan horse jetliner but I agree, it's all good.  Appreciate your work, as always.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 21:50 | 2278724 RocketmanBob
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Great as always Banzai7. A subject close to my heart :)

Me, I'll stick with my ol' Tomcat; or I would, except they've all become museaum pieces...

The Hindenboob, Trojan Horse, O-drone, Flying Moron, and Return to planet O are great. Heck, it's all good!

My Regards.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 21:09 | 2278616 non_anon
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once again, Banzi strikes

OT

Live tweets from the standoff in France

http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16192930

courtesy Drudge

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 20:51 | 2278567 blindman
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i believe, nothing fake about it. the entire world
is made of the impossible, the improbable, the exceptional.
i have seen it since i was a child.
that is the special kind of ass hole i am and will remain,
even if these guys turn out to be frauds. i'll still believe.
fucking beautiful and revolutionary my brothers and sisters!
imo.
the lift is the rough part for me, my wife finds the landing
difficult. but then i've seen sea birds suspended in air,
only a few feet off the ground, stealing Cheetos from blind children's
hands, so i guess anything is possible.
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notice there are no maneuvers, just lift, glide then land. no tail needed,
which brings up the most interesting topic, that being the tail.
anyway.
Rock Me on the Water
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAXl4kYZyoA

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 20:49 | 2278561 MrBinkeyWhat
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Sir William,

Such disturbing images. It is tough being a reality dealer, eh?

<Record in Utah> Now

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 19:13 | 2278180 Father Lucifer
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He took off in one direction but appeared to have landed in another. They did not show the necessary 180 degree turn in flight required for this to occur because if he had tried a 180 he would have probably landed on his head. As there is really nothing in the hardware to provide any sort of stability I seriously doubt that this thing ever got off the ground. My qualifications for such insight, 33 years engineering with Hughes Aircraft and Raytheon Co.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 19:06 | 2278148 Little John
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There's three things we all gonna have to learn to use effectively : rage, rifles, and rope. 

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:21 | 2278033 williambanzai7
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I am curious to know whether it is a hoax, but either way, it lightened up my evening.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 19:19 | 2278194 smiler03
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This is a great genuine one. Note that it is launched by an SUV tow...... it's only 144 seconds long

http://vimeo.com/15168011

 

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 19:27 | 2278240 Kilgore Trout
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Bitchin! The hoax one pales in comparison.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 19:09 | 2278164 rosiescenario
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...it is a hoax...trust me....I have been hoaxed so many times that I now can actually recognize one....

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:07 | 2277999 Kilgore Trout
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What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

 

One is a dirigible and the other is a flaming nazi gasbag.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:42 | 2277924 DavosSherman
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I posted this on my blog also.  I have 15,000 hours and was taught that Bernoulli's law made lift, it is bullshit, NASA revealed that what I thought when I was 5 years old makes lift---Newton's IIIrd law.

That said, there is mounting evidence that this is a hoax.  An elaborate one if so.

There was a company, I think in the Netherlands that made a large gull fly with flapping wings, so on a quasi large scale this is plausable.  The control issue has me wondering.

Links.

http://www.mattmontag.com/media/2012/03/hoax.jpg

 

[Maybe] Check out this video clip between the 1:45 and 1:55 point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0tKFOcHyrI

 

Nobody knows him

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/03/human-bird-wings-hoax/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Index+3+%28Top+Stories+2%29%29&utm_content=Google+Feedfetcher

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:08 | 2278000 kaiserhoff
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Amusing fraud, but still a fraud.

As Sherman points out, no control.  Nothing like a functioning tail.  Not enough fabric for a decent parachute, and since when does any form of fabric produce lift?  Speed too slow, to support a human's weight, and nothing like enough power.  Birds use specialized breast muscles.  The scale just does not work.

Still, nicely done.  Not a damn piece of it works, but they still make it look plausible.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:17 | 2278023 DavosSherman
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I'm still of the camp where it is possible until proven.  I've done a little hang gliding --- totally sucked at it.  On a short hop you can get by on a wing and a prayer.

I think the helmet camera is what looks off, that and the picure/link i posted above of the square spot on the wing and then not on the wing.

 

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:37 | 2278078 kaiserhoff
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Hang gliding is a good analogy, but all the power comes from gravity and wind.  One quick clue is that the wing is too long.  Think about the torque that would be required to move that wing, with that leverage, if it really carried a load.  And the silly thing is clearly billowing in the wind, not producing lift.  Still, looks pretty good.  Damn those crop circles and jackalopes;)

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:01 | 2277948 williambanzai7
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Well there is suddenly plenty of attention focused on it so we will soon get to the truth I'm sure. These viral videos are not impervious to scrutiny as we have seen with the AppleBasher and the KONYhead.

I hope this guy doesn't turn up naked and drunk in public. I'm not an engineer, but one thing I do know, birds don't have patents.

I know someone who is a senior aeronautic engineer and I am sending this to him for his diagnosis.

I for one, would rather believe this is possible rather than all the other very real shit depicted above.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:29 | 2278059 BreadnH2O
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I'm not a full blown engineer yet, but I'm fairly sure it's a fake... Still, just like your Art

FULL ON - KICK ARSE!

Nothing to do with beurnolli's really (that's airfoil pressure amongst other things, which takes alot of velocity for it to become truly affective for lift) but more to do with density ... most flying birds have no teeth and hollow bones. Might be possible for Timmy G., The Bernanke, etc,, if they have false teeth to pull this off!

I'm sure your friend can give a definitive answer.

peace

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:34 | 2277906 digalert
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When I saw Rush Limbowels dismiss Ron Paul and cozy up to Mittons, I knew he was one of them. They're all NWO globalist MF'ers. Have you gotten the picture? Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Romney, these fucking people are all on the same team...and they want to enslave or democide you.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 21:59 | 2278751 Baleful Runes 4 U
Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:44 | 2277920 williambanzai7
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Yes, it takes some doing for everyone, but once you shake the blinders off, there is no turning back.

And as much as I thought about it over the years, the data never fully coalesced for me until I changed direction and shortly thereafter became a ZH member.

As long as you are part of it it is extremely difficult to see around it completely for many different reasons.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 19:05 | 2278147 rosiescenario
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...same play, different actors.

 

Keep up the good work WB....ridicule is a greatly underestimated weapon.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:18 | 2277847 Wakanda
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Fucking awesome video!  The expression on Jarno's face says it all!

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:10 | 2277828 HD
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Say what you will - but Ben has some nice legs...

WB7 loved the Obama drone pic mate.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:09 | 2277826 hangemhigh77
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Heck I can do that. I can fly. I haven't perfected the landing part yet though.  You know in the spirit of flight we should give every bankster a chance to live when the lynchmobs catch up to them, it's only fair.  So, throw them off the Empire State Building and if they can fly they can live.  That's more fair than what they've been doing to us, but hey we're better than them.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:08 | 2277823 Flocking swans
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Ummmm..... "Hope cannot be all lost as long as we try to think like these spirited people".....

WB, I think you already 'think like these people' .... you hack-up photos, they hack-up videos.

The 'Hindenboob' looked more real than that bird boy bullshit.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:46 | 2277939 Wakanda
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Boob, get a flocking clue.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:30 | 2277878 williambanzai7
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No I disagree, you are the Flocking Boob.

It took you 30 weeks to perfect it.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:57 | 2278061 noob
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Nice work william... (applies to the boob art too)
"We will sell no wine before its time".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSs6DcA6dFI

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 16:58 | 2277783 rpboxster
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This is a scary view of modern flight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfph3iNC-k

SFW:  12M+ have seen it.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 20:09 | 2278422 Clycntct
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Here's the same person with the real scary flight.

http://www.iloveskydiving.org/view/videos/jeb-corliss-jaw-dropping-wings...

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 16:46 | 2277748 bank guy in Brussels
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That 'flying like a bird' video is quite striking.

At the end, as he talks about it (speaking in Dutch), he says it was the most wonderful moment of his life.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 20:08 | 2278420 SilverRhino
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And it's a complete fake.  

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 19:29 | 2278207 CompassionateFascist
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Big deal. Headwind plus dihedral wing plus momentum. Or maybe just plain fraud. Speaking of which, I'm much more impressed that the US/global debt-Ponzi regime has been sustained as long as it has; Ben and Blythe are people of true genius. Be almost sorry to see it go. Invest in lead.

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