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Sun, 12/23/2012 - 19:51 | 3091934 Rustysilver
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Merry X-mas everyone; where ever you are.

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 17:27 | 3091787 Bob
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Wow.  That's your illest shit ever, Banzai! 

Standing ovation.

And, yes, I just stood. 

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 16:04 | 3091684 The Heart
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Blessings to you and yours brother William.

Here is a video you and George should expound on.:

Let it go viral!

I am Adam Lanza's Doctor - Rima E. Laibow, MD




Sun, 12/23/2012 - 14:45 | 3091593 Whoa Dammit
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Pual Krugman's cryptic remark about Yulepocalypse:

"It is written in the book of NorQuest: After MyEnd Elders run the Buffaloed Buffalo-Soldier-haired Obama over cliff, then Chief BackTonO'Cash will emerge from Goldmen's Sacks, beginning a New Fiscal Age of Even More Glorious Exclusive Entitlement," 

(the rest of the stuff on this link is really funny too, and is not associated with me in anyway)


Sun, 12/23/2012 - 14:36 | 3091571 ebworthen
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Awesome, thank you.

Merry Squidmas indeed.

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:10 | 3091379 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Wonderfully disturbing, dark yet lacking redemption!

Thanks Banzai, thanks Jimi.

Merry Christmas to All.

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 09:14 | 3091133 Cult of Criminality
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Cheers and Happy holidays to you William.

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 00:52 | 3090856 willwork4food
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Well done W7! Merry Christmas to you and your family from VA!

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 23:53 | 3090791 john39
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Sun, 12/23/2012 - 00:07 | 3090811 williambanzai7
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Who else ;-)

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 10:03 | 3091168 GetZeeGold
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1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherfucking genius, Jimi Hendrix. - Ford Fairlane <----as channeled by Andrew Dice Clay.

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 10:42 | 3090743 ptoemmes
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Lots of people listen to Jimi, but not that many can hear him. (shameless rip from White Men Can't Jump).

Thanks WB7.  Best of whatever holidays you and yours observe.

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 21:31 | 3090552 WillyGroper
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Merry Xmas to you & your family.

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 21:18 | 3090528 williambanzai7
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'Twas the night before Cliffmas, when all through da House
Not a creature was stirring, not even a politico louse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that entitlements soon would be there;

The Congressional morons nestled all snug in their beds,
Visions of pork barrel sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And Boehner in his 'kerchief, with Pelosi on his lap,
Had just settled down for a late Christmas night cap,

When out on the White House lawn there arose such a clatter,
A bong sprang a leak and the Choom juice had splattered.
Away to the windows they flew like a flush,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of Mitt 's hair to objects below,
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But a pimp in a sleigh with eight predator drone deer,

With a spaced out driver, so lively and quick,
They knew in a moment it was POTUS that prick!
More rancid than seagulls on surf boards he came,
And he whistled, and shouted, then called them all names;

Then he sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like drones on a thistle.
But they heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 20:45 | 3090453 Earl of Chiswick
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McLuhan would be proud


Sat, 12/22/2012 - 20:35 | 3090412 williambanzai7
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Sun, 12/23/2012 - 13:31 | 3091470 Errol
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WB7, one little quibble: you have so many good ones they went by too fast to savor...

Also a suggestion for next year's soundtrack: the Second Coming of Silent Night on Rotary Connection's "Peace" album.  Minnie Riperon rips it!

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 09:32 | 3091139 GetZeeGold
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I stand in the presence of brilliance.


At no small risk I wish you......Merry Christmas.

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 08:19 | 3091086 Tom_333
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Very good.Always is.I also liked an old pic with Obama dressed up as Suharto.Kind of catches the zeitgeist.I am only missing some work on Janet Napolitano.I think she is a remarkable opportunity since she embodies a number of different factors in the modern empire.Political correctness.Depravity out of a weird puritanical world-view.Suppression and surveillance.Trumped up terrorist threats that only serve the purpose of housetraining Joe Sixpack even further.

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:41 | 3091419 williambanzai7
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Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:49 | 3091425 Tom_333
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Thanks.Eerily good.Chillingly spooky.And so...very true

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 22:26 | 3090653 bank guy in Brussels
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WB7's art here is not just funny, but profound ... pointing to Obama's betrayal of other Americans and his fellow black people

Barack Obama's university days of turbo-inhaling of marijuana, or 'chooming', as he drove around city streets with buddies in the 'choom-wagon' -

Are very significant because of the hundreds of thousands of non-violent marijuana and other drug users who continue to rot in America's slave-labour gulag prison complex ... imprisoned for doing the very same thing Barack Obama was doing

Barack Obama doesn't do anything even for totally innocent black people in prison, so it is not surprising he does nothing for his fellow choomers

In Vladimir Putin's first term as President of Russia, he released 300,000 prisoners because they were innocent, or because their crimes were trivial or they had been there long enough

But Uncle Tom Obama don't want to let nobody out ... here's the face of one of Barack Obama's black victims that he won't release, the totally innocent Frenchman Léonel Cazaco ... railroaded on fake charges, and now someone else has already confessed to the murder ...

Barack Obama could let this innocent man out of prison, and put him on a plane to France tomorrow, but Obama won't do it, because Obama's white bosses make financial profits from every 'nigger' in the American gulag ...

Here's the kind face of another, very different black man, one of Barack Obama's many victims in this world ...

Leonel Cazaco - innocent French citizen in an American prison - Léonel Cazaco, citoyen français innocent dans une prison américaine


Sun, 12/23/2012 - 09:34 | 3091140 philipat
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WB7, you're the man. Thanks for all the Sanity over the year(s). Hang in and stay alive, we are all being watched. "Ï have a Drone"

Happy Holidays.

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 02:21 | 3090924 Peter Pan
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Obama cannot release anyone from prison without blowing up the unemployment rate. He cannot bring any soldiers back without blowing up the unemployment rate. He cannot stop putting people on disability pensions without blwoing up the unemployment rate. He cannot even reverse the Obamacare as this would reverse the recent trend of reducing hours and employing more people to get around the Obamacare costs.



Sun, 12/23/2012 - 01:41 | 3090898 monad
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The Narcotics Acts: 100 thousand harmless addicts became criminals overnight by act of congress in 1927. Ten years later in 1937 all the potheads in the country became criminals overnight by act of congress. And they really were criminals when the papers were signed. The guns prove it. Walk away from those guns waving a joint when they tell you to halt, and their ignorant, paranoid delusion will become your reality in a second. - Bob

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 22:50 | 3090702 duo
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Victory for Obama was not, and never will be, victory for black Americans.   Their situation is worse now than it was 4 years ago, and will be much worse on average 4 years from now.



Sun, 12/23/2012 - 05:28 | 3091027 old naughty
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"Victory for Obama was not, and never will be, victory for average Americans. Their situation is worse now than it was 4 years ago, and will be much worse on average 4 years from now."

There. Fixed 4 U.

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 12:14 | 3091390 SokPOTUS
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Both statements are correct; but I think you missed his point.

B.O.'s not down with the struggle.  Fake allegiance to Reverend Wright not withstanding.

He's just as crass as any other politico.  Throw just enough taxpayer-funded free sh*t at the masses to turn out a winning election margin....good enough.

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 22:45 | 3090696 vast-dom
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here's all you need to know about xmas and santa, by one of the greatest living artists:




and a side note on ex prez:



Sat, 12/22/2012 - 22:50 | 3090701 akak
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Don't forget to mail all your Christmas cards!

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 23:03 | 3090719 vast-dom
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i'm going to fuck clueless horseman's frozen turkey first...get it defrosted for his big xmas shebangadangdang....maybe use some of his tubers too.......like so:


buttplug santa!




each used square of toilet paper was wiped in the image of an xmas tree, then carefully dehydrated and thusly later mailed out VD XMAS 2012.

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 23:04 | 3090728 akak
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I hope you have a very Merry Christmas, Vastdom!

And don't forget to eat LOTS of turkey!

Sat, 12/22/2012 - 23:07 | 3090729 vast-dom
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that'll b turkey-humper to you

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 09:34 | 3091141 GetZeeGold
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There's always room for more turkey....and Jello. You can have the Jello though....I can't stand that crap. Do you have any idea what they make that stuff out of?

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 17:45 | 3091807 AGuy
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"Jello though....I can't stand that crap. Do you have any idea what they make that stuff out of?"

Dissolved bones. The Bones are dissolved in a vat of Hydrochloric Acid.

Even more revolting, Do you know what red food coloring is made from:

Swashed Bugs.

FWIW: I don't think there is single processed item bought at a Supermarket that doesn't contain something revolting or some toxin.



Sun, 12/23/2012 - 19:38 | 3091914 Boxed Merlot
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Jello...you have any idea what they make that stuff out of?...


Don't forget the sugar.   That's the best part.  You could fill pixie sticks up with that stuff. 

Well actually, the cartiledge is pretty good at keeping the joints lubed up.


(He said "joints")

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 19:49 | 3091929 sadmamapatriot
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(He said "lubed".)

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