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MeeT THe BeVeRLY HaLLiBuRToNS...

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No surprises, we are basically winding up where we thought we would.

AND NOW FOR THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF...THE BEVERLY HALLIBURTONS

 

The only surprises left will be who proves to be a bigger buffoon on stage.

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ROMNEY SKETCH 2012

 

 

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Fri, 03/23/2012 - 05:37 | 2282795 dogfish
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realy non political

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 16:56 | 2281758 noob
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blowing bubbles

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 13:11 | 2280846 kaiserhoff
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All would be lost without our Artiste in Residence.  Thanks William.  You give us hope (not hopium), and this is a dialogue everyone understands.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:44 | 2280712 Nobody For President
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The mind boggles - do you ever sleep?

So much to choose from, but I'm gonna go with Uncle Sam crucified...

You gave us a wonderful gift this morning, William...;-)

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:50 | 2280737 williambanzai7
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And I arranged it all chronologically to boot ;-)

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:02 | 2280601 Fix It Again Timmy
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NObody in DC gives a shit because NObody is held accountable for ANYthing!  Donnie Rumsfeld could not account for $2 Trillion dollars, yet nothing happened, probably fell behind the couch.  And from that point you can go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on....

is it a surprise to anyone that we are where we are at?

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 11:40 | 2280531 Mr Drysdale
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Jed-"Granny- what kind of money was that nice feller from tulsa talkin' about?"

Granny-"let me see, there are Silver Dollars, Gold Dollars, Confederate Dollars..."

Jed- "no, it was some NEW type of money, he called it.."

Granny- "MILLIONS DOLLARS, that is what he kept going on about, said there was so much he had to keep it in a bank in Beverly Hills, where ever that is."

 

Nice job WB!

 

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:34 | 2280684 williambanzai7
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I used to love that show. So I made sure this was done right. Mr Drysdale was a saint compared to the scum we are dealing with now ;-)

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 14:52 | 2281309 Mr Drysdale
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It is funny to watch the show and listen to what Milburn charged for interest at the bank, etc.

When I 1st joined the site I figgured a bankers name would help me fit it.

Drysdale was a 'piker' compared to the A holes around now..

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 11:21 | 2280475 Whatta
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We the Muppets of the Fascist States, in Order to form a more perfect oligarchy, establish Justice for banksters, insure TBTF, provide for the common bailout, promote the general Corporate Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to our Muppet Masters Doing Gods Work and their posterity, do ordain and flush this Constitution for the Fascist States of America.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 11:15 | 2280455 dontgoforit
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Catching Pigs

 

 

THIS IS TRULY THOUGHT PROVOKING.  

  

There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange  

students in the class.  

  

One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an  

exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back  hurt.  

The professor asked the young man what was the matter.  

  

The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while  

fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his  

country's government and install a new communist regime.  

  

In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange  

question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"  

  

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.  

  

The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a  

suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground."  

  

The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn."  

  

"When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the  

place where they are used to coming."  

  

"When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put  

up another side of the fence."  

  

"They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all  

four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side."  

  

"The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to  

eat that free corn again."  

  

"You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs  

have lost their freedom."  

  

"They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go  

back to eating the free corn."  

  

"They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for  

themselves, so they accept their captivity."  

  

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in  

America .  

  

The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading  

the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax  

credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies,  

payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.  

  

While we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.  

  

One should always remember two truths:  

 

There is no such thing as a free lunch and you can never hire someone to provide  

a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.  

  

If you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting  

the future of democracy in America , you might want to send this on to your  

friends.  

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:32 | 2280676 williambanzai7
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This goes beyond America.

This is almost the Faustian bargain of civilized man. Give up your freedoms and become a happy slave.

But for the moment we have it down to a science.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 11:10 | 2280438 RocketmanBob
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Dude, the Mitt Nixon pieces are epic. Too bad that tool will probably end up being the GOP candidate...

Awesome stuff, as always. The Beverly Halliburtons is priceless :)

My Regards

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 10:58 | 2280395 ebworthen
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We would be better off with Representatives chosen by lottery and appointed for one term, kind of like pulling Jury Duty.

Requirement:  legal citizen who owns a gun.

Pay:  gold and silver bullion only.

Retirement:  none

Health Care:  whatever the lowest paid person at McDonalds gets (or doesn't get).

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 11:56 | 2280577 Whats that smell
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Best comment here in a long while!

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 10:10 | 2280261 mess nonster
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OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!  I bumped my head on the table leg when I fell off my chair laughing... and the Kuntry Dick Gingrich... oh shit, I think I just peed in my pants!

If anyone has job security, its you WB7.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 12:36 | 2280690 williambanzai7
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Gingrich is like the jock itch knight in the Holy Grail. He just own't die.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 09:07 | 2280030 nah
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why does mitt always have to look like nixon

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 09:21 | 2280069 Problem Is
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His name is Willard Romney...

You know like the 1970s rat movie? (Hint Will, hint). Mitt is a baseball glove... After this last worthless moron Barry Soetoro... No ALIASES please...

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 09:48 | 2280184 williambanzai7
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Yes I know that movie very well. ;-)

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 09:09 | 2280034 williambanzai7
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He went through his Zombie phase, his robot phase, his Obamney phase, now his Nixon phase.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 08:57 | 2280006 GMadScientist
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I sooooo wanna shake that Etch-a-Sketch...

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 08:56 | 2280002 williambanzai7
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It was inevitable that the choice would come down to Obamney or Obamney. What Wall Street wants, Bilderberg gets.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 13:06 | 2280827 12ToothAssassin
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Cant help but think theres a Banzai tangent in here somewhere: 

 

http://www.rt.com/news/spain-banks-escorts-sex-198/

 

 

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 08:39 | 2279956 Yes_Questions
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Mitt Nixxon is President Dumbshit all over again.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPbMsRHub78

 

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 08:43 | 2279965 Ghordius
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hey! Nixon was a genius compared to the others! Sly, manipulative, tricky, a bastard SOB, yes, but with a towering intellect, in comparison...

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 08:53 | 2279991 williambanzai7
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The analogy starts with being a robo-zombie and runs from there.

But I don't make this shit up, there are political wonks making the connection.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 08:36 | 2279943 israhole
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Despair you can believe in!  :)

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 08:29 | 2279923 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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WB7, is nothing sacred anymore?

You really had to put Mixxon on the Etch a Sketch ?

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 08:55 | 2279987 williambanzai7
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Apparently not, one of his main political advisors said this in an interview: “Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch a Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all over again.”

Which is rather unfortunate given that he works for Flipper.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 09:41 | 2280149 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Yikes.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 08:29 | 2279922 blindfaith
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Dem rich foulks alwayes gets dhere monies from da same placze.....

pouur folks.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 09:15 | 2279885 Sathington Willougby
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Ladies and Gentlemen and various political animals:

Allow me direct your attention to this cage!

Behold, the Vote4me-Novote4me!

The creature that can easily encompass both parties from the vast  (both frequencies) political spectrum!

Gaze in wonderment at the excretions from their orifices!

Any one of the contents of this cage would make a better big government growth operator than the current one!

Dare you choose outside the cage, you sir are a very dangerous man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 08:18 | 2279872 Sathington Willougby
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That hillbilly job is perfect.  Both the one they pulled off and the one you pulled off.

 

"The Hillbilly Job"  - Because in the two party system, no one can hear you think!

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 07:33 | 2279792 Wakanda
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Pelosi gives me the creeps.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 07:41 | 2279809 williambanzai7
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Why stop with Pelosi, the whole town is infested with crony zombies.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 11:17 | 2280461 Wakanda
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I don't disagree, but some just creep me out more than others.  I'm cultivating a sophisticated disgust factor scale as a "personal growth/life enrichment tool".

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 04:07 | 2279626 Element
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Where's Pelosi? ... I'm sure you have one for her, right WB?

 

Anne Hathaway? Who's the bankster?

 

 

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 06:11 | 2279711 williambanzai7
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There should be about 5-6 Pelosi's in that set Bela pelosi, Boeski Pelosi and several others of her and the DC Freak Show Follies, including one of her and Boehner waking up together.

Hathaway is Jeb Bush, you know who Mr Drysdale is, Mitt Nixon.

BELA PELOSI

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 11:19 | 2280443 fleur de lis
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If that dingbat Pelosi gets one more facelift the whole thing will tear in half. I don't how she can still bat her eyes and keep blabbering nonstop without a tube of krazyglue nearby.

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