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No surprises, we are basically winding up where we thought we would.
The only surprises left will be who proves to be a bigger buffoon on stage.
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realy non political
blowing bubbles
All would be lost without our Artiste in Residence. Thanks William. You give us hope (not hopium), and this is a dialogue everyone understands.
The mind boggles - do you ever sleep?
So much to choose from, but I'm gonna go with Uncle Sam crucified...
You gave us a wonderful gift this morning, William...;-)
And I arranged it all chronologically to boot ;-)
Baltimore Public Radio Fires Veteran Reporter For Not Celebrating Israel’s Brutality, Warmongering
The End Of The jooish Age
jYPD concerned jYC is under Iranian terror threat
Israeli blood always worth more
Holocaust Hoax Exposed
French Terror Attack: All the Hallmarks of an Intelligence Psy-op and False Flag
Lawmakers introduce more legislation for IsraelNObody in DC gives a shit because NObody is held accountable for ANYthing! Donnie Rumsfeld could not account for $2 Trillion dollars, yet nothing happened, probably fell behind the couch. And from that point you can go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on....
is it a surprise to anyone that we are where we are at?
Jed-"Granny- what kind of money was that nice feller from tulsa talkin' about?"
Granny-"let me see, there are Silver Dollars, Gold Dollars, Confederate Dollars..."
Jed- "no, it was some NEW type of money, he called it.."
Granny- "MILLIONS DOLLARS, that is what he kept going on about, said there was so much he had to keep it in a bank in Beverly Hills, where ever that is."
Nice job WB!
I used to love that show. So I made sure this was done right. Mr Drysdale was a saint compared to the scum we are dealing with now ;-)
It is funny to watch the show and listen to what Milburn charged for interest at the bank, etc.
When I 1st joined the site I figgured a bankers name would help me fit it.
Drysdale was a 'piker' compared to the A holes around now..
We the Muppets of the Fascist States, in Order to form a more perfect oligarchy, establish Justice for banksters, insure TBTF, provide for the common bailout, promote the general Corporate Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to our Muppet Masters Doing Gods Work and their posterity, do ordain and flush this Constitution for the Fascist States of America.
Catching Pigs
THIS IS TRULY THOUGHT PROVOKING.
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange
students in the class.
One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an
exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.
The professor asked the young man what was the matter.
The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while
fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his
country's government and install a new communist regime.
In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange
question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.
The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a
suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground."
The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn."
"When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the
place where they are used to coming."
"When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put
up another side of the fence."
"They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all
four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side."
"The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to
eat that free corn again."
"You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs
have lost their freedom."
"They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go
back to eating the free corn."
"They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for
themselves, so they accept their captivity."
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in
America .
The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading
the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax
credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies,
payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.
While we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.
One should always remember two truths:
There is no such thing as a free lunch and you can never hire someone to provide
a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.
If you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting
the future of democracy in America , you might want to send this on to your
friends.
This goes beyond America.
This is almost the Faustian bargain of civilized man. Give up your freedoms and become a happy slave.
But for the moment we have it down to a science.
Dude, the Mitt Nixon pieces are epic. Too bad that tool will probably end up being the GOP candidate...
Awesome stuff, as always. The Beverly Halliburtons is priceless :)
My Regards
We would be better off with Representatives chosen by lottery and appointed for one term, kind of like pulling Jury Duty.
Requirement: legal citizen who owns a gun.
Pay: gold and silver bullion only.
Retirement: none
Health Care: whatever the lowest paid person at McDonalds gets (or doesn't get).
Best comment here in a long while!
OH, THE HUGE MANATEE! I bumped my head on the table leg when I fell off my chair laughing... and the Kuntry Dick Gingrich... oh shit, I think I just peed in my pants!
If anyone has job security, its you WB7.
Gingrich is like the jock itch knight in the Holy Grail. He just own't die.
why does mitt always have to look like nixon
His name is Willard Romney...
You know like the 1970s rat movie? (Hint Will, hint). Mitt is a baseball glove... After this last worthless moron Barry Soetoro... No ALIASES please...
Yes I know that movie very well. ;-)
He went through his Zombie phase, his robot phase, his Obamney phase, now his Nixon phase.
I sooooo wanna shake that Etch-a-Sketch...
It was inevitable that the choice would come down to Obamney or Obamney. What Wall Street wants, Bilderberg gets.
Cant help but think theres a Banzai tangent in here somewhere:
http://www.rt.com/news/spain-banks-escorts-sex-198/
Mitt Nixxon is President Dumbshit all over again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPbMsRHub78
hey! Nixon was a genius compared to the others! Sly, manipulative, tricky, a bastard SOB, yes, but with a towering intellect, in comparison...
The analogy starts with being a robo-zombie and runs from there.
But I don't make this shit up, there are political wonks making the connection.
Despair you can believe in! :)
WB7, is nothing sacred anymore?
You really had to put Mixxon on the Etch a Sketch ?
Apparently not, one of his main political advisors said this in an interview: “Everything changes. It’s almost like an Etch a Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all over again.”
Which is rather unfortunate given that he works for Flipper.
Yikes.
Dem rich foulks alwayes gets dhere monies from da same placze.....
pouur folks.
Ladies and Gentlemen and various political animals:
Allow me direct your attention to this cage!
Behold, the Vote4me-Novote4me!
The creature that can easily encompass both parties from the vast (both frequencies) political spectrum!
Gaze in wonderment at the excretions from their orifices!
Any one of the contents of this cage would make a better big government growth operator than the current one!
Dare you choose outside the cage, you sir are a very dangerous man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0
That hillbilly job is perfect. Both the one they pulled off and the one you pulled off.
"The Hillbilly Job" - Because in the two party system, no one can hear you think!
Pelosi gives me the creeps.
Why stop with Pelosi, the whole town is infested with crony zombies.
I don't disagree, but some just creep me out more than others. I'm cultivating a sophisticated disgust factor scale as a "personal growth/life enrichment tool".
Where's Pelosi? ... I'm sure you have one for her, right WB?
Anne Hathaway? Who's the bankster?
There should be about 5-6 Pelosi's in that set Bela pelosi, Boeski Pelosi and several others of her and the DC Freak Show Follies, including one of her and Boehner waking up together.
Hathaway is Jeb Bush, you know who Mr Drysdale is, Mitt Nixon.
If that dingbat Pelosi gets one more facelift the whole thing will tear in half. I don't how she can still bat her eyes and keep blabbering nonstop without a tube of krazyglue nearby.