WeLCoMe To ZeRo HeDGe FeDeRaL ReSeRVe SCHooL...(updated)

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to the Banzai7 Instutute's Federal Reserve School.

These extraodinary lectures and study aids are being presented to you, your friends, families and children in response to the recently launched Federal Reserve Bank re-education of America initiative.

As you may alreay know know, Adolf Hitler's propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels once said: "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it...The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is born in mind constantly--It must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over." 

The Chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank has taken these principles to heart and has commenced a Central Banking Propaganda campaign aimed at inculcating young Americans into the Way of the FIAT.

As a public service, the Banzai7 Institute in cooperation with Zero Hedge and The Limerick King (aka the rhyming Professor Dr von Limerick King), with a special appearance by Ron Paul, is presenting these short lectures and materials in the positive spirit of...

STFU Ben Shalom Bernank! 

I urge all of you to spread links to this presentation for the common good of mankind. In addition, I encourage all of you to contribute whatever you feel is appropriate in plain and simpe English in the comment thread.

WB7

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Grandfather Squid knew the score
The power that wealth had in store
Each nation he FED on
Inflation would set on
He's full now, but still he wants more!

Dr von Limerick King

The Fractional Problem is the problem of predicting the motion of currencies that interact with each other fractionally. Solving this problem has been motivated by the need to understand the mind of the Chairsatan and the gravitational pull the planets and the stars.

[Using latest "Blue Marble" NASA image of Earth.]

Bensanitys sweeping the nation
An undrafted printing sensation
A master of stealth
He'll steal all your wealth
His forte is bubble inflation

Dr von Limerick King

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Ben is conditioned to tell
When everything's going to hell
Although it seems funny
When Kleptos need money
He prints at the sound of a bell

Dr von Limerick King

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The study of feces explains
How Squids make their outrageous gains
They hire a twit
To steal all the shit
And kill anyone that complains

Dr von Limerick King

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The IPO rapture is here
There is no more reason to fear
Salvation's upon us
(Or will they just con us?)
The prudent will cover their rear!

Dr von Limerick King

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The lesson dear children is this
The FED is the source of fake bliss
They keep credit flowing
So debt keeps on growing
They've led us into the abyss

Dr von Limerick King

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Sigmund Fraud: Father of Modern Psychopathonomics

Comments

[piceridu]

WB, We keep raising the bar and you vault ever higher...very good shit... 

[Nobody For President]

OMG! (as the valley girls would say).

But, kidding and satire aside, this is really important. Let us spread the word that the ultimate Ponzi is upon us - not only financial, but the gubermint, FED, everybody is in on it bullshit.

The problem is, you sound like a paranoid asshole; easy to dismiss, because nobody has been paying attention to NAAD, or the NSA total 'what you say is ours' site; that IS storing and manipulating Yottabytes of information about what we say on our phones and the internet.

Don't know what a Yottabyte is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yottabyte

I love my country, but fear my government.

If you do not fear your government yet, you are not paying attention.

Thanks again William. This would not be too bad, if I did not have grand-children...

[Kilgore Trout]

I tuned in for Banzai and the King
It's become quite a regular thing
The pictures are funny, (though not often sunny)
and the verse always ends with a zing.

[Nobody For President]

I could only plus you one for the King reference (meta-verse), would liked to have made it two for the Kilgore Trout...

[rosiescenario]

Just great. Reminds me of B.F. Skinner....at the forefront when I was in college....the 'Skinner Box' one his greatest contributions to humanity...

[knukles]

I thought Skinner Box behavior had to do with chasing cooch.

[rosiescenario]

• "As he experimented with rats, Skinner noticed that the responses he was recording were influenced not only by what preceded them but also by what followed them.  The common behavioral approach at the time was influenced by the work of Pavlov and Watson, both of whom focused on the stimulus-response paradigm.  Their form of classical conditioning focused on what occurred prior to a response and how these stimuli affected learning.  Skinner, however, focused on what occurred after a behavior, noting that the effects or repercussions of an action could influence an organism's learning.  By 1931, he had his PhD in psychology and was well on his way to developing operant conditioning, the behaviorist paradigm that ruled for the second part of the 20th century."

[Mariposa de Oro]

Too bad most people wouldn't have a clue and thus unable to appreciate the wit and humor.

[williambanzai7]

I'm pretty sure that if I had a room full of college students I could get it across.

[lunaticfringe]

Banzai! I'm giving this post the blue ribbon. Pavolv's dog, the bowl of dough, and the Ponzimeter are my fav...I laughed out loud. You keep me sane. I think.

[Bárðarbunga]

The bowl is labelled shit. A nice steaming bowl of fiat to drool over.

Why would a dog do that? Maybe it's cat shit...

[economics9698]

The Ron Paul video was made September of 98.  The Fed increased the monetary base 6.3% in 98 and 9.3% in 99.  M2 increased 7.1% and 7.4% inn 98 and 99.

Interesting.

[williambanzai7]

I like that one because what he was saying was way ahead of the curve. Just like Brooksly Born.

Forget about politics for a minute, these people deserve our recognition for speaking the truth.