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SHITTY DEAL EVENT HORIZON
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MUPPET
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TRIVIA

Did you know AIG's Squidname was Open Sesame?

Did you know that Ben Bernanke's Squidname is Big Bird?

Did you know that Grover is a founder of the OWS Movement?

Did you know that Kermit is the Squidname for the Squid Exorcist Reggie Middleton?

 

 

We gotta chase those Crazy Baldheads...

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LOWER MANHATTAN: GOLDMAN SIGHTS

 

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Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:40 | 2286699 lolmao500
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This summer, you'll see troops in American streets, bet on that.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:29 | 2286678 hootowl
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All of us do not find your coarse, devolved, amoral title and commentary particularly humorous, entertaining, uplifting, or informative.  You should strive to allow the better angels of your nature to be more instructive.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 13:29 | 2286760 Jena
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hootowl, ZeroHedge is a big place, full of divergent opinion.  I'm sure that with a little more time, you'll find your niche.  In the meantime, please don't speak for "all of us".

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 13:22 | 2286731 williambanzai7
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Don't enter my house if you don't like what you see inside. Go open a wealth management account at Goldman instead and don't say I didn't warn you.

Muppets and shitty deals, their fine nomenclature not mine.

My entire career was spent smoking out shitty dealers and tossing them in the trash bin. That is my nature and my clients thanked me for it.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:43 | 2286586 Zero-risk bias
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Your apt selection of typefaces is both tragic whilst also shitty.  Such zen-like dexterity WB7! ; )

 

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 13:17 | 2286740 williambanzai7
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Glad you noticed ;-)

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:30 | 2286568 I am Jobe
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Banzai,

Great work as always.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 10:46 | 2286487 azzhatter
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Is the "Vaporizer" setting sail for France?

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 13:15 | 2286737 williambanzai7
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Parts unknown...

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 09:29 | 2286371 Cheyenne
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Nice Kony reference. At 120MM views, that video may be the biggest hoax ever. That up to a third of the U.S. population has been hoodwinked by such nonsense--while trillion-dollar banking frauds continue unchecked in the bright of day--is absolutely depressing.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:53 | 2286607 Bastiat
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The other day I read that the maker of that film had a "reactionary psychosis" episode and was committed for likely "a few months" after crawling around the sidewalk naked, etc.   One thing is clear:  he won't be telling any stories about the making of that video.  He'll be lucky if he ever gets out, too.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:58 | 2286718 Terminus C
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DSK treatment anyone?

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:59 | 2286620 Cheyenne
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Who knows? But it's noteworthy that Fox new is determined (for now) to rehabilitate the guy's credibility...

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/03/23/dont-let-mental-breakdown-chan...

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 09:13 | 2286360 blindman
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KURT ALLEN - When Will it End (NEW 2012 Calypso)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aXuBP13dQM&feature=endscreen
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Professor Longhair, Bald Head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZNxSOQtQp8

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 08:29 | 2286311 rsnoble
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I would like to offer my 2 bloodhounds, Powerful Pierre and DingDong Dandy, to help sniff these crooks out. This would make my dogs very happy because this is one trail that will never end.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 09:14 | 2286361 covert
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there is always a way to opt out?

http://expose2.wordpress.com

 

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 00:17 | 2285980 Downtoolong
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Lvoe the Mupept defninition. Tihs is how I teyp wehn I’m blownig bere out ym nose.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 23:45 | 2285939 williambanzai7
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SITTY DEAL ST

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 23:16 | 2285903 williambanzai7
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SHOW ME THE MUPPETS

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 23:34 | 2285928 noob
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:)

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 22:40 | 2285857 nah
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without these furry, lifeless creatures, i would not be able to understand infinity

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 23:14 | 2285901 williambanzai7
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Jacques Cousteau

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 22:28 | 2285835 THE DORK OF CORK
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The Mario Draghi squid speciman is is is is................somewhat disturbing

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 22:10 | 2285804 sherryw
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I like that. Reggie - squid exorcist! We need a few more of those.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 23:00 | 2285886 williambanzai7
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The x-pression used by musicians is: "work it" ;-)

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 21:35 | 2285749 bankruptcylawyer
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well done. im getting to the point where i think you need to be developing grafitti memes that occupy provocateurs should be grafitti'ing in solidarity

something bank related , but it's gotta look cool , and it's gotta be quick to grafitti. 

it's one thing to have these pics on the internet for voyeurs like myself. it's another to foist them on the public. 

 

no?

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 22:06 | 2285789 williambanzai7
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What I would like to say is what a fascist douchebag Bloomberg is.

As far as I know, during that whole OWS sequence of events, the protestors were very careful not to run around defacing public property. The closest thing was using chalk on the sidewalk. For this someone was pepper sprayed I am sure and arresed as well.

Imagine what would happen to someone caught on the Bloomberg surveillance network doing graffitti? 

Today I read a report that the NYPD Intelligence Unit is functioning like some sort of domestic CIA or Ministry of Interior, monitoring prominent activists. 

I saw another Article suggesting he might want tobe Blankfein's replacement. Would'nt that be fun. Someting right out of a Batman comic.

Heil Bloomberg.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 01:15 | 2286046 AetosAeros
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When are you going to cut a video of Obama putting up Executive Orders like Argus Filch with the Education Decrees?

I think the whole "Wall of Them" labeled with all the things like IPO Do Overs, Suspended Gun sales, and Nationalization of All things USSA would make for a good political statement.

Just a Thought. Regardless, your work is beyond reproach and the layers on layers of satire is refreshing.

 

 

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 00:36 | 2286003 hangemhigh77
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I'm afraid peaceful protests ain't gonna get it done. It's time to throw down and draw the line in the sand where everyone chooses sides and we throw the tea in the harbor to get things started. The lawsuits and videos and talk blah blah blah is THEIR game, the cops the judges the courts, it's THEIR game. L Y N C H M O B S is OUR game.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 10:50 | 2286493 azzhatter
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I have come to realize that real change will only come with violent revolution. The pyschopaths in charge do not fear civil disobedience, do not fear lawsuits, do not fear the ballot box, and surely do not fear the people. The people can only change that one way

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:05 | 2286521 hangemhigh77
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Yup, and the danger is how long will it take for the people to come to this rational and self surviving conclusion.  I hope it's not too late to where the other side is too powerful to be beaten.  Also, jails and incarceration and probation is also their game, the only way to stop it is to carry out what our forefathers said should be done for someone engaged in TREASON and SEDITION, and that is DEATH. Get RID of these sociopathic psychopaths once and for all. No more talk, no more lawyers, no more BULLSHIT, just HANG THEM.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 22:54 | 2285879 Gully Foyle
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williambanzai7

Dude how can you use Event Horizon in the title and forget this

Miller: Oh. My. God. What happened to your eyes?
Dr. Weir: Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
Miller: What are you talking about?
Dr. Weir: I created the Event Horizon to reach the stars, but she's gone much, much farther than that. She tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure... evil. When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was alive! Look at her, Miller. Isn't she beautiful?
Miller: Your "beautiful" ship killed its crew, Doctor.
Dr. Weir: Well... now she has another crew. Now she has us.

 

Miller: Weir?
Dr. Weir: [laughing] The ship brought me back. I told you she won't let me leave - she won't let anyone leave. Did you really think you could destroy this ship? She's defied space and time. She's been to a place you couldn't possibly imagine. And now... it is time to go back.
Miller: [sounding bored] I know. To hell.
Dr. Weir: You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

 

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 22:37 | 2285850 nmewn
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Bloomberg is a typical oligarch.

What I would like to say, picking up on your lead Banzai (and I have been in disagreement on this with many for a while) is you can see it in the little things long before someone ever gets pepper sprayed.

Any person in authority who comes before you and says you should eat this way and not that way...who says you should say only this thing but never this other thing...read this thing here but not this other thing...take this college course and assume its debt, its just easier...because we are doing all these this for your protection, for harmony, for your own good.

They should always be looked at with a very jaundiced eye.

I long for the day when questioning authority was not a radical thing at all. It was just a question they were uncomfortable answering. Now it's please save us lemmings, you much superior, best & brightest whackademics who have led us to the cliffs edge.

Dammit.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 00:43 | 2286010 hangemhigh77
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That's right and EVERYONE has their little fiefdom. Went to the Giant/Falcon playoff game.  I was ground floor end zone.  I was at the top out of my seat standing behind the section for the wheelchair people which was empty so the viewing was perfect.  A little security tyrant comes up to me and says I can't stand there. I said "why not" he pointed to where I was standing and said it was blocking the entry for the wheelchair people. I said, "what wheelchair people. there's no one here"  However there were two hot looking ladies sitting there that I saw were seated by another security guard, his ho's. So I said referring to the ladies, "those wheelchair people? But I don't see any wheelchairs." Well that really pissed this little prick off. So he said, "You have to move NOW!"  I said, "you mean from this spot?" He said, "yeah". So I took ONE step to the left and said, "there, now I'm not blocking the entry for all the wheelchair people." He walked away in a huff. I swear, give some little nobody a little power and they turn into a friggin tyrant. Before I left I went up to him and asked him if he actually owned the stadium. He would make a great governor of Jersey someday.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 02:48 | 2286135 dolph9
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Funny story, but what are you doing wasting your limited time on this earth at a meaningless breand and circus football game?

Just another fucking sheeple.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:12 | 2286540 hangemhigh77
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believe me, I'm anything BUT a sheeple.  I'm WIDE AWAKE and ready to fight.  

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:50 | 2286598 Bastiat
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Good story.  And don't mind the tightass. We've got to enjoy ourselves a little here and there while we still can. Grim-faced puritan ideologue revolutionaries never create anything but more hell.  Revolution with a chuckle! BAnzai-style.

Reminds me of something I read once:  a dictator's most dangerous enemy is ridicule.  Gettem, WB!

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:09 | 2286530 hangemhigh77
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Actually it's amazing to watch how stupid all these people are who cheer for them. I watch the game but I don't really care about it seriously.  And the other thing that is amazing is how the military has taken over the football games. Every pre game and halftime is just military miltary military.  I sit during the anthem with my hat on. Last time they were playing the anthem I went to the bathroom and took a shit in honor of it.  People get pissed off at me for sitting and not taking my hat off to which I tell them they're stupid.  Just watching all these idiots completely engaged in bread and circuses is just incredible when you know what's going on. It's crazy shit.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 08:02 | 2286277 Setarcos
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Well dolph, this is how it pans out ... at least it has for me when when upping some authoritarian nobody.

OK it's not going to change the world, but it's made me feel better for having preserved my integrity.  It might even have got some little prick thinking, like the sgt of police I stood up against and who got "early retirement".

Mind you I don't recommend confronting cops  without good grounds, perhaps especially not in the US (I'm in Australia).

In any case you miss the point and, BTW, what do you do ... always roll over?  That's what actual sheep do when they give up, just in the face of a harmless sheep dog (analogous with most "security guards") who will back off on order.

Ironically the regular police hate "private contractors".  Their jobs are at stake.

So, dolph.

You haver never watched TV, never been to a game and you never visit the "bread and circus" of the internet.

You must be one of the last people on this planet who has never been influenced by "modernity".

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 22:59 | 2285885 williambanzai7
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"Any person in authority who comes before you and says you should eat this way and not that way...who says you should say only this thing but never this other thing...read this thing here but not this other thing...take this college course and assume its debt, its just easier...because we are doing all these this for your protection, for harmony, for your own good.

They should always be looked at with a very jaundiced eye."

I can be certain of one thing...this has been the guiding principle of my life. The minute someone says you have to do it this way, I am running the other way ;-)

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:43 | 2286585 Bastiat
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Me three.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 08:38 | 2286325 nmewn
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Good man, you are my brother ;-)

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 07:49 | 2286280 Setarcos
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With you WB.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 20:20 | 2285636 Goldtoothchimp09
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"Corzine's yacht, the VAPORIZER" !!  LOL 

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:44 | 2285566 blindman
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Lady Gypsy "No Damn Respect".wmv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GsKYfeJSrE&feature=related
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David Lindley & Wally Ingram - Cat Food Sandwiches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXHlBkg3Mzk
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Ain't No Way - David Lindley/El Rayo-X
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5GGXi28HHk&feature=related
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Tom Waits - On The Nickel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sILtO6LAEq8

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 23:43 | 2285930 noob
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Thanks for posting the Mighty Sparrow tunes. :)
(haven't listened to these, yet)

Mon, 03/26/2012 - 17:46 | 2292521 blindman
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".. so climb up through that button hole,
and fall right up the stairs.
i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
they're on the nickle and they're over there." tom waits.
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Tom Waits "On The Nickel" 1979 - live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6V5DXk6TbA&feature=endscreen

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 20:05 | 2285555 Whoa Dammit
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On the Corzine thread, Atomizer posted a beverage spewing comment:

"If I had a son, he would look like Jon Corzine."

Seems like a perfect subject for some WB7 artwork...   ;-)

 

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:29 | 2285521 blindman
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