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SHi*TTY DeaL EVeNT HoRiZoN...

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SHITTY DEAL EVENT HORIZON
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MUPPET
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TRIVIA

Did you know AIG's Squidname was Open Sesame?

Did you know that Ben Bernanke's Squidname is Big Bird?

Did you know that Grover is a founder of the OWS Movement?

Did you know that Kermit is the Squidname for the Squid Exorcist Reggie Middleton?

 

 

We gotta chase those Crazy Baldheads...

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LOWER MANHATTAN: GOLDMAN SIGHTS

 

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Fri, 03/23/2012 - 18:53 | 2285418 Lost Wages
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It's 4:20 somewhere! (Or close enough.)

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 00:17 | 2285981 noob
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sesame street - its not easy being green

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 18:52 | 2285416 BlackholeDivestment
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I love you Banzai. 

 

...genius.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 18:50 | 2285408 nothing can go wrogn
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Bob Marley and the Wailers were way ahead of the curve. His band mate Peter Tosh wrote The Day the Dollar Die.

The day the dollar die...things are gonna be better

The day the dollar die...no more corruption

The day the dollar die...I won't need no pockets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtwmjcsQi1E

Also makes me think of the excellent documentary Life & Debt, about how the IMF bent Jamaica over a barrel...and well you know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWPkOUxxm4M

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 01:57 | 2286083 Tsunami Wave
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Wow.. forgot this song completely. So prophetic

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 22:20 | 2285818 Quackking
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The Godfathers had a great line in 'I'm Lost and Then I'm Found':

 

...Someone earns a dollar out of every lie..

 

 

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:43 | 2285563 bank guy in Brussels
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Thanks, that is stupendous.

Prophetic, superb reggae song, 'The Day the Dollar Die' ... Terrific!

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 18:15 | 2285295 jack stephan
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king tubby did a good version too.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 18:07 | 2285267 the grateful un...
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1. Muppet 965 up, 160 down   A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything. Don't talk to me like ya know me, ya muppet for slang definitions www.Urbandictionary.com is the best
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:55 | 2285210 Yen Cross
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 LMAO! What's in Kermits " Kevorkian tool box"?

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:53 | 2285582 Wakanda
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Maybe Kermit has plans for the squid.

I keep weapons of minor destruction (WmD) in my toolboxes.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:54 | 2285178 The Heart
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You amazing and funny man!

Thank you for your never ending art of the funny.

Channel change.

Please contribute to the Ron Paul money bomb. It would only take one very rich person with deep pockets to give Ron Paul the green energy power to make it all the way.

https://secure.ronpaul2012.com/?dp=1&pid=dp

And just in case you missed today's early morning humor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sbMxxeFYXM

And in now line with with the "Crazy Bald Heads" song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaOuq0dPRvc

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:41 | 2285145 It_Can't_Happen_Here
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"Vaporizer" ... so appropriate for that SOB

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:27 | 2285102 jeffgroove102
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Friggin awesome! thanks for a good laugh william banzai.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:23 | 2285089 Careless Whisper
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Lower Manhattan 2012 is EPIC, Mister Banzai7.  Tony Bologna... dayum, you don't forget anything.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 17:22 | 2285087 Flocking swans
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Nice work...Keep on chasing em WB...

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 16:52 | 2284998 Stax Edwards
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WB your are amazing.  Thanks for providing the running comedy commentary as we rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 16:59 | 2285022 CompassionateFascist
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That squid's just a little guy. Paging Arkytoothus.

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:29 | 2286566 I am Jobe
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Soon coming to the USSA.

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 18:18 | 2285307 Scarticia
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Thanks

Fri, 03/23/2012 - 16:15 | 2284801 WALLST8MY8BALL
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DEVO - PUPPET BOY

 

WAKE UP PUPPET BOY!
GET UP PUPPET BOY
YOU GOT A JOB TO DO
EVEN SO YOU'RE FREE TO GO
WHERE YOUR MASTER TELLS YOU TO
LISTEN PUPPET BOY
BEFORE YOU DISOBEY
CONSIDER THAT THE STRINGS ATTACHED
COULD MAKE A BIG CHANGE IN YOUR WAYS
PUPPET BOY
IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT
LITTLE PROBLEMS LITTLE MINDS
LITTLE POINTS OF VIEW
PUPPET BOY
IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS ADD UP
GETTING BIGGER PULL THE TRIGGER
LITTLE THINGS LIKE YOU
STAND UP PUPPET BOY
TIME TO START THE SHOW
YOU'D BETTER DO SOME BRAND NEW MOVES
THEY PAID A LOT TO WATCH YOU GO
NO!
WHAT'S THAT PUPPET BOY
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
WHAT'S THAT PUPPET BOY
I'M NOT A FREAK LIKE YOU
WHAT'S THAT PUPPET BOY
I'LL MOVE WHEN I WANT TO
I CAN'T HEAR YOU PUPPET BOY
NOW DANCE DANCE DANCE
STAY OUT OF BED
UNLESS YOU WANNA GET WET
I'M A BOY NOT A TOY
AND I'M NOT THROUGH YET
STAY OUT OF BED
UNLESS YOU WANNA GET WET
NOW WAKE UP PUPPET BOY
LISTEN PUPPET BOY
YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT SLAVE
CONSIDER THAT NO STRINGS ATTACHED
COULD EVER MAKE YOU MISBEHAVE
PUPPET BOY
IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE
LITTLE PROBLEMS LITTLE MINDS
LITTLE POINTS OF VIEW
PUPPET BOY
IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT
GETTING BIGGER PULL THE TRIGGER
LITTLE THINGS LIKE YOU
NOW WAKE UP PUPPET BOY!

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 00:43 | 2286009 ebworthen
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Great song, thank you.

DEVO - circa 1984

Song here after "Jurisdiction of Love" at 2:56:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpYLtBn5jds

 

 

Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:19 | 2286659 SunnyDD
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hehehe, I___ didn't do it...

 

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