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MeRRY ZeRo HeDGe CHRiSTMaS!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS ZERO HEDGE
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BOEHNER ALONE

 

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CHRISTMAS WITH POTUS
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GEITHNER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
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His name is Kitty Meow Keynes, inventor of feline money...

MERRY QE TO ALL!

 

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VERY HOT CHRISTMAS GREETING

ZERO HEDGE CARD

 

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Wed, 12/26/2012 - 10:26 | 3096010 Downtoolong
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Benny B.(the inflatable) Santa at your gas pump. WTI just jumped over a buck this morning.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 07:07 | 3095853 Fizzywig
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Banzai, think Garbage Pail Kids.  Collectable criminal bankster and politican trading cards.  Bernanke's card could show him printing more of himself.

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 02:01 | 3095734 old naughty
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Wow a SET !

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 00:41 | 3095684 Zero-risk bias
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Ben, I said it's a terrific sweater, now please, let the cat go

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 01:50 | 3095731 MsCreant
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It's the only pussy he can get.

Did I say that?

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 23:08 | 3095614 hairball48
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Great stuff wb7 :)

 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:56 | 3095403 401K of Dooom
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Hey Santa, where's my Red Rider BB gun?  I was careful to be nice and not cause any problems this years?  Why can't I get my Red Rider BB gun?  Btw, don't give me that static about shooting out my eye!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:52 | 3095400 acetinker
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Thank you so much Mr. Banzai!!!  This time of year I get sloppy drunk and think about those who are gone, but just now... I'm thinking how much I appreciate you and all you do.  Merry Christmas William, and many more to come!

Give my best to the various Tylers as well.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:23 | 3095362 GMadScientist
Tue, 12/25/2012 - 19:21 | 3095360 From Germany Wi...
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Sorry, Mr. B - not enough money printing in there, 0 out of 10, epic fail.
What I want from Christmas is QE9001 because - It's over 9000!

/sarc

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 18:06 | 3095280 ebworthen
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year WB7.

Thanks for all the hot babes and the excellent lampooning of our clownish inept leaders and rapaciously parasitic bankers throughout the past year and more.

Keep up the good work!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 17:52 | 3095264 kaiserhoff
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Thanks William, for all the naughty and nice, and everything in between.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:57 | 3095087 The Heart
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Merry Ho-ho and Happy Ha-ha to all.

Blessings all around the house of Peace.

Gratitude for each and every good Heart here.

All your good works are well appreciated, especially yours Mr Bill.

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Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:51 | 3095078 Jena
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The best in financial satire anywhere, Mr. B.  Merry/happy.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 15:17 | 3095020 Atomizer
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Merry Christmas WB7. We all appreciate your top notch efforts in joining reality & comedy in the form of a graphic image.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:43 | 3094954 blindman
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Joseph Spence - Santa Claus is comin to Town
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpEWh9sg_7A
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Narrator: Then he slunk to the ice box. He took the Whos' feast, he took the who pudding, he took the roast beast. He cleaned out that ice box as quick as a flash. Why, the Grinch even took their last can of Who hash.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:18 | 3094902 Cult of Criminality
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William;

Thanks for your treats today and during the year.Merry Zerohedge Christmas to you and everyone here at Zerohedge .

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:10 | 3094888 q99x2
Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:38 | 3094818 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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There are some dark places here, definitely worth investigating ...

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:31 | 3094803 nah
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MC BABY

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:37 | 3094817 Cognitive Dissonance
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You rang?

 

McBbay

From an actual McDonalds add run in India. Personally I think this is just as disturbing as anything Banzai7 has come up with. :)

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 01:15 | 3095702 FEDbuster
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That's just wrong on so many levels, but so is McDonalds.

Hope everyone is squared away with firearms, magazines and ammo for awhile.  Went to three good sized gun stores this weekend, sold out of everything likely to be on Feinstein's Ban List.

 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:23 | 3094787 Cognitive Dissonance
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Who run Zero Hedge town?

BTW Banzai7, how about some scantily clad Christmas men for the "Women of Zero Hedge"?

<Sorry......Mrs Cog made me say that.> :)

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 01:46 | 3095727 MsCreant
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Mrs. Cog read my mind... see above.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 23:25 | 3095628 Ruth
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Did you really have to post my trailor?   And sorry Naughty Santa just ain't cuttin it but I'll take it over timmy.  Love you guys, Merry Christmas!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:40 | 3094820 williambanzai7
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k

Wed, 12/26/2012 - 03:33 | 3095770 Jena
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That might be the real blue light special, MsC.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:47 | 3095177 Wakanda
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"... a right jolly old elf

and I laughed when I saw him

in spite of myself."

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:16 | 3094898 nmewn
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lol...you're a cruel man Banzai.

Merry Christmas ;-)

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:29 | 3095135 Absinthe Minded
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Is that from "Fifty Shades of Sleigh"?

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 20:55 | 3095467 nmewn
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lol...could be, an open invitation via a little thorny mistletoe on the ole cod sack.

(Man that's just wrong on so many levels) ;-)

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 14:22 | 3094904 williambanzai7
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In my book, Christmas is catching a buzz and laughing with your family and friends. Making merry as they used to say ;-)

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 17:42 | 3095248 putaipan
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a little background jamz for your christmas festivities mr.banzai- (play all)

https://www.youtube.com/user/RastaClaus85?feature=relchannel

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:45 | 3094829 Dagny Taggart
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You're killin' me here. LOL But thanks for playing.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 12:53 | 3094740 UP4Liberty
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Had to check under the electronic Xmas tree - and what did we find?

Boehner Alone, Uncle Ben with his kitty kat - and an awesome elf in suspenders!

Thank you Santa WB7 - cheers!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 11:33 | 3094626 Wakanda
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HEY!  Thats my red VW bug!  WTF?  I was storing rice and beans in there!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:31 | 3094804 Cognitive Dissonance
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We just ordered another ten food grade 5 gal buckets along with the large Mylar bags and matching lids for that hill of beans we need to put up.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 21:21 | 3095498 klockwerks
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Hey CD next time try uline.com for those items. I have found them to be the lowest price and receive them next day or day after.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 11:14 | 3094600 Rusty Diggins
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Luv the Coke and Daniels stain on the last one!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 11:17 | 3094604 Uncle Remus
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I was thinking coffee and Irish creme. But it is nippy here in flyover.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 16:45 | 3095171 mess nonster
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Boehner alone... the story of my life!

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 11:16 | 3094602 williambanzai7
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They sell it at the super markets in Hong Kong.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 11:22 | 3094611 SafelyGraze
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in the top pic, the young lady on the right ..

her lower extremeties have been corzined 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 11:29 | 3094621 williambanzai7
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Something weird happened there. I have to go look at it in PS.

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:16 | 3094772 SafelyGraze
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wb7 - 

one for your amusement

http://oi49.tinypic.com/66hrms.jpg

thanks for all the images you make

best wishes for the new year

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:41 | 3094823 williambanzai7
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h

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 10:55 | 3094565 williambanzai7
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The full Banzai7 Christmas set for your Holiday enjoyment...

 

Tue, 12/25/2012 - 13:01 | 3094750 therealmonty
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Hey Banzai, since the FFOTUS is in Hawaii this week, how 'bout a "Drones in Paradise"?

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