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UNDoCToReD ZuCKeRBeRG FaMiLY CHRiSTMaS PHoTo!

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ZUCKERBERG FAMILY CHRISTMAS (UNEXPURGATED VERSION)

 

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Sun, 12/30/2012 - 13:41 | 3106689 john39
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"sell a country? why not sell the air, the great sea, as well as the earth? Did not the Great Spirit make them all for the use of his children?" -Tecumseh, Chief of the Shawnee.

apparently, this concept is totally foreign to the money changers...

 

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 00:20 | 3105991 the grateful un...
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in reality they're all looking at how much money MZ deposted in their bank accounts for Xmas

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 00:24 | 3105994 williambanzai7
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They certainly can't be laughing at the stock price.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 11:12 | 3106363 Haole
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Not even a "people still own that shit?" kid of laugh?

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 11:34 | 3106406 williambanzai7
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No because they are still sitting on the stock. They could be laughing at Zynga.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 00:16 | 3105986 diogeneslaertius
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Man-O-Manischewitz...

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 15:33 | 3106983 Dingleberry
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The Winklevoss twins weren't invited?

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 00:23 | 3105993 williambanzai7
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I spent part of my childhood living in a Jewish Italian neighborhood...

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 14:24 | 3106814 Meatballs
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Me too....and still suffering the memories.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 03:16 | 3106107 Kimo
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yes, we know.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 04:02 | 3106117 williambanzai7
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A pizzeria, a deli and a Chinese takeout on every other block.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 11:17 | 3106375 ptoemmes
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An Italian, Jew, and a Chinaman walk into WilliamBanzai7's Photoshop bar....

Go ahead, add to it.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 11:28 | 3106397 williambanzai7
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And the bartender says wheres the midget...

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:50 | 3107004 Enslavethechild...
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Suddenly, a Monkey jumps out of the Jews purse and runs up and down the bar, drink's everyones beer and eat's all their chips...

The Jew buys everyone a round, then he splits with his monkey, but not before the animal eats every ball on the pool table...

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 04:50 | 3106129 Western
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Jesus Mr. Banzai,

 

if only the people in that picture could see your non photoshopped version.

 

I'd love to see the emotion in their faces and the explosion of defense mechanisms to justify everything their wealth is based on.

 

Bastards.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 09:07 | 3106210 williambanzai7
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This photo, which I find interesting for a number of reasons, has apparently gone viral. However, I seem to be the only one who has photo chopped it.

Have you ever seen a family photo like that? Everyone looking at their Phones. Almost looks staged. Next, look at that kitchen. If you subtract my changes, it looks like a kitchen in a model home, i.e., not lived in. The black hoodie is so cliche now it is a self parody. Meanwhile, Dad wears a shitty black T-Shirt to a family get together. Looks like they are getting ready to order pizza.

Of course the funniest thing about this picture is they way it accidentally breached Facebooks privacy conundrum.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 10:34 | 3106292 Svendblaaskaeg
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"..Everyone looking at their Phones..."

Everyone home alone..

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 11:08 | 3106349 john39
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nice horns on his head...

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 23:02 | 3108075 TheFourthStooge-ing
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nice horns on his head...

Those aren't horns. He's wearing a Bullwinkle hat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa4Mo8RFsX8&t=98s

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 12:15 | 3106493 Hulk
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Antlers man... Rhinoceros have horns. Zuckerbergs have antlers...

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 12:11 | 3106486 LasVegasDave
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Yep, another Yid smarter, richer and more successful than you;

what a shock!

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 12:15 | 3106496 Pinto Currency
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For sure, he was quite clever the way he yanked the rug from under the Winklevoss twins.  They never even saw it coming.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 12:06 | 3106469 SafelyGraze
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this photo is clearly faked

the original has a ball gag

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 12:12 | 3106485 Pinto Currency
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Some hacker sent them a picture of Mark Zuckerberg and Janet Napolitano drunk and in the sack together after one of their planning meetings degenerated.

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