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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 12/30/2012 20:34 -0400

The Man in the High Choom Castle

"With the slightest disturbance, the dream is going to collapse."--Inception

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Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:55 | 3107800 bigmikeO

You're killing it tonight, Banzai!

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:47 | 3107778 williambanzai7

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 06:58 | 3108395 news printer

I LOVE THE PHOTO: IT"S ONE OF THE BEST OF YOURS: PURE AND SIMPLE IN ONE

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 21:40 | 3107903 Angus McHugepenis

His head looks like my cock and his chin looks like my ballsack.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 21:00 | 3107812 Goldilocks

Hebrew Crunk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbxN_TA28vM (1:11)

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:45 | 3107776 williambanzai7

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 21:47 | 3107912 nmewn

Shoulda been captioned Empty Chair...sayin.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 21:21 | 3107860 Angus McHugepenis

I see Boenher has been reading survivalblog.com and has configured his most important daily duties into one room.

EDIT: Holy shit (no pun intended)... is that an AR-15 toilet???

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:44 | 3107770 Money 4 Nothing

Debt brother got some splainin to do Jan 20th.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:43 | 3107769 williambanzai7

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:54 | 3107798 tongue.stan

They're checkin' out the lemonobrien site.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:46 | 3107768 Money 4 Nothing

Well done WB7

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:42 | 3107765 williambanzai7

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:41 | 3107763 williambanzai7

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:40 | 3107761 williambanzai7

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 22:44 | 3108028 Pharming

Those ears.... I've seen the somewhere before.... Can't place em... Hmmm.....

Oh yes... now I remember ....

Our commander and thief!

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 22:50 | 3108047 williambanzai7

I have it somewhere

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 21:45 | 3107910 nmewn

How did the Corzine brothers (Jon & Joe) get involved in this?

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:39 | 3107757 williambanzai7

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 23:10 | 3108089 Angus McHugepenis

That's a sumo asshole cliff you retards. There is no bailout money in those cracks. Go ahead, check for yourself.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:56 | 3107803 Goldilocks

Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Get Low
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg (4:30)

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:53 | 3107796 Hulk

Thats gotta smell really bad in there...

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:38 | 3107753 williambanzai7

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 23:35 | 3108133 SafelyGraze

kabuki theater

http://oi46.tinypic.com/23kolkz.jpg

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 00:12 | 3108187 williambanzai7

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 00:57 | 3108248 Nobody For President

Oh lordy, lordy.

You are in fine form this evening William!

This was a kinda rare LOL for me.

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 00:13 | 3108189 williambanzai7

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 02:28 | 3108310 tip e. canoe

haiku for cliffdives

fiscal kabuki :

fiddling while America

smolders...got a light?

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 00:54 | 3108241 SafelyGraze

nice!

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 22:39 | 3108015 Pharming

I think I just shit my pants laughing at this...

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 23:13 | 3108094 Angus McHugepenis

Here... have a tissue.

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:36 | 3107749 williambanzai7

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 20:37 | 3107746 FEDbuster

That's my favorite ringtone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yge311sFhC8

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 02:22 | 3108307 Lore

Cute idea, but the lyrics should be more clear, and the song more catchy...

Another smart musician will catch on and do something that makes you tap your foot, and make him/herself a few bucks along the way...

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 23:51 | 3108161 franzpick

WB7: Any way you could memorialize tonight's events with a creation of bam-bam and harry going off the cliff in Thelma and Louise's 1966 green T'bird. I want to enlarge, frame and put over the hearth whatever you could put together at this last minute, plus it might be a nice lead screen for you for tomorrow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83czSxkK46I

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 00:09 | 3108174 williambanzai7

I already did Bama and Boner doing it.

Boehner is looking quite ill
Barry's in need of a thrill
He's now in control
He has a black hole
He thinks Elite taxes will fill

The Limerick Kng

The cliff talks are gonna be hell
The damage - nobody can tell
When the talks stall
We know who will fall
Ejection seats work very well

The Limerick King

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 02:23 | 3108306 SafelyGraze

bert and uncle albert reach the debt ceiling (sing along song)

http://oi49.tinypic.com/6dsfpx.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvAGNSJ7Wrc&t=30s

Mon, 12/31/2012 - 08:50 | 3108449 Leopold B. Scotch

This cliff is actually a ledge we fell onto from high above. It slowly crumbles, inch by inch the inevitable looms with miles below.

Fuck all this grandstanding. That's all about trying to drive a Titanic load of bullshit into legislation while the idiocracy cowers in the face of this "cliff" bogeyman .

We may as well jump and just get it over with and save us the catastrophe of what they have in mind.

JuMP YoU F*#CKeRS!

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