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Thu, 03/29/2012 - 09:56 | 2300364 blindman
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Culture Project: Blueprint for Accountability
28 March 2012
Moyers and Bacevich: Endless War
"Trick The Bridesmaid" — a Bad Lip Reading of Barack Obama
these links sum it all up. ( describe where we stand )

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 07:40 | 2300013 Benjamin Glutton
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HEY...where are da WHITE wimmen at?


Blazing Saddles.



Thu, 03/29/2012 - 06:55 | 2299988 malikai
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"Teleprompter of the USA". Fuckin loled hard. Stopit!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 06:39 | 2299962 SillySalesmanQu...
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"Damm...I really caused all of this...?"

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 05:26 | 2299895 Disenchanted
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Obama open caption: "I miss Turdi."



Evie, 66, who real name is Turdi and is described as male in his identity papers, did however amuse the young "Barry" Obama, as school friends knew him, by sometimes trying mother Ann Dunham's lipstick.


btw who does 'Obama' more closely resemble in the pic at the top of this web page: http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/obamathelovechild.php  ??

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 07:32 | 2300025 bank guy in Brussels
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That is a fascinating theory ... that Obama's father was really Frank Marshall Davis, radical writer in Chicago.

An intriguing explanation of both why Obama's White House issued a fake birth certificate, despite Obama actually (on this theory) being born in the US, from an extra-marital affair and with a father's identity he wants to hide.

It is said that 10% of all people actually have a different father than they think they do ... And actually more newly-married women have extra-marital affairs than men.

Have not really dug into the 'birther' movement issues, but this is an interesting angle on it, with the side-by-side pictures of Obama and the face of his alleged father by this reckoning.

The link above traces back to this site here, with pictures and more details:


Thu, 03/29/2012 - 19:33 | 2302169 Disenchanted
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The pictures tell the story for me, without even having to read the article...

I've read elsewhere that Obama's possible real daddy Frank Marshall Davis was just someone pretending to be a Communist and that he was actually a Government informant(COINTELPRO) who infiltrated the US Communist movement of that era. Also he may have been working directly for the FBI(or some other alphabet agency). What would the possibility of Obama's real daddy being a gov't snitch do for his street cred?  lol!

Davis was also aquaintances(friends?) of(with) Oblama's maternal grandparents. I think they were all originally from Kansas.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 04:37 | 2299872 williambanzai7
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It is safe to say, with few exceptions, the people at the wheels of power wherever situated, are the lunatics, not the people they profess to lead.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 02:42 | 2299798 mt paul
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on the whacky dust....

that explains many things

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 02:25 | 2299770 MeelionDollerBogus
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Follow the Hopium Brick road!

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 02:03 | 2299736 ebworthen
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In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby.
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 00:37 | 2299649 AssFire
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Mount Vaporizer...lmao


Thu, 03/29/2012 - 00:33 | 2299643 rosiescenario
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...with Krammer in the cockpit, no wonder the cpitain lost it....personally the CIA could use Krammer and rap music and get far better reults than water boarding....and quicker.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 00:33 | 2299642 rosiescenario
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...with Krammer in the cockpit, no wonder the cpitain lost it....personally the CIA could use Krammer and rap music and get far better reults than water boarding....and quicker.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 23:25 | 2299528 Kipper und Wipp...
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*** Off topic, sorry ... but was like, oh snap, and had to share ***

This episode of Raines, a quirkily dark cop show, involves a character obviously based on Jim Cramer ... http://www.hulu.com/watch/4242/raines-reconstructing-alice

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 23:18 | 2299523 WoodMizer
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Leave me alone, Baitin', sweet bang tube. 

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 23:16 | 2299519 LongSoupLine
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CAPTION : "What happens in NK, stays in NK."

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 23:06 | 2299492 Johnny Texas
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Everyday I wake up poorer than I was the day before...that is the feeling of hopelessness I am talking about. America, our once great country has been ransacked at the gates of history, robbed of it's future. No more do I feel that the dreams and principles told us by our parents when we were children are possible. A nation who has truly lost it's way. You may say this rant is unpatriotic...screw you.  I am tired of hoping for things in life, believing what I have been told about the beautiful way of life that used to be possible in this once great country of ours, and is no longer possible for the common man.  Inflation, economic depression (what we are in currently- and don't worry if it hasn't hit you yet, give it time, it sadly and tragically will) slowly creeping upon us good and noble Americans. Robbed of the dollars we work for through forced hand outs to others, and even worse, robbed of our wealth through money printing and inflation.  It sickens me truly, in my heart, I feel like crying and screaming at the same time, cursing God, but nay, it is not God's fault our leaders and money changers have financially raped us. He most certainly does not approve. I am done in my heart and soul as I wake up to see my dreams of having a beautiful life here in this country stolen from me, little by little, every grueling day. The time has come my friends, to look and see what is truly going on with this once great country of ours. Still great in it's founding principles, but my God, how we have strayed from those principles, of LIBERTY and FREEDOM(forced government programs, dependency on big sister for the government cheese, slaves to debt), LIFE (the loss of respect for life to where we now kill our babies in their mother's wombs legally and kill off our old and dying before it is their natural time), and the PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS (robbed of our futures by the money printers in the temple of the FED and our law makers in congress). We are daily robbed of our dreams and the poverty of a lost generation can not go on. God Himself can not permit it any longer I pray, but has to reluctantly endure it as the freewill of a few, affects so many, done to us through our daily debt.

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 07:23 | 2300012 bank guy in Brussels
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It's notable that one of America's great investors and financial advisors - gold expert Jim Sinclair, who has helped and saved many people in recent years - Jim is throwing in the towel and evacuating the United States, wishing to leave before full martial law is implemented.

Think he is not far from age 70 ... Sinclair was already a big deal when he helped Paul Volcker unwind the Hunt Brothers out of their silver debacle in the early 1980s.

On his 'Jim Sinclair's Mineset' website, Jim has an online brochure of his beautiful Connecticut estate, up for auction (US $3.25 million reserve).

It is quite significant that Sinclair finds it necessary to leave all that behind, now, at his age, despite his own wealth and financial security.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 22:25 | 2299414 hangemhigh77
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"Geez, I wonder how THAT would look on fire"

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 22:23 | 2299412 hairball48
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Williambanzai7: STOP IT!!! Laughing so hard I'll have a heart attack.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 22:38 | 2299442 lamont cranston
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it"s the seoooooolllllll traaaainnn baby!!!!  with dong jin el hokie hookie dong el babbalooey song el kimmy el alamein over thar paderewskie james brown hah uh spotted snake candies yams turnips s 'da vilian

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 22:21 | 2299406 hangemhigh77
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"Damn Michelle, move your fat ass so I can see fukashima"

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 22:18 | 2299394 lamont cranston
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New Banzai Beckett Play....."Waiting For Bernankodot". DEaLS WIth iNterEst  foLLIEs

starring edith piaf (in drag) as bednankodot

  "              jonathan winters as the blankfeinster

  and          jerry mathers as the "timmy" 

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 22:17 | 2299391 hangemhigh77
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Open Caption "Corzine said he'd be here. Where is that motherfucker?"

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 22:13 | 2299377 hangemhigh77
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Open Caption: "Purple Haze all through my brain"

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 22:10 | 2299371 blindman
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" waiting for the american people. "
" all i see are tits and ass . "
alt. caption entry

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 21:38 | 2299309 blindman
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caption entry:
" that banzai binocular vision is messin' with my mission.
purple rain man.
time to fire up air force one, this time i pilot, we go back
to the home land. d.c. or kenya? same difference ,
we have bunkers in kenya. maybe z land with the boss tribe ?
this new presidential pharma cocktail shit is freakin' me out. someone,
..hook me up with some prince "
Purple Rain 'Original Movie edit'.avi
gives a whole new meaning to trickle down, purple acid rain economics.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 21:09 | 2299253 rlouis
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Seriously twisted - good work.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 21:07 | 2299250 Wakanda
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Barry - 

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why

S'cuse my while I militarize the US into a marxist, crony capitalist, banana republic, third world iGhetto

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 22:15 | 2299385 hangemhigh77
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Damn, I just put that down before reading the thread.  You beat me to it.  Nice

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 20:18 | 2299160 Bárðarbunga
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Maybe I'm not very original or something, but I just captioned the teletripper "Boobies... I like me some boobies"

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 20:15 | 2299153 AetosAeros
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Caption: *Austerity means naked women- who knew? Maybe we can get the EU to buy our debt next and see how long it takes our gals to do the same....Damn, naked Hillary, maybe I better rethink that.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 20:14 | 2299152 blindman
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Paul Pena - Jet Airliner
Kongar-ol Ondar and Paul Pena - Kongurey (Where Has My Country Gone?)
Waiting for Beckett 1/6
Becket - Love Is The Answer Mix
" it was as if the umbilical cord had never been cut. " ?
Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:49 | 2299107 BeetleBailey
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Banzai and Tyler need to run the Fed. They might not fix things quickly, but at least we'll have some laughs along the way.

AND...some damned honesty.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 21:44 | 2299325 williambanzai7
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First thing we do is audit the gold.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 22:25 | 2299415 hairball48
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That'll take about 2 1/2 minutes. 5 minutes if you mean both Fort Knox and the NY Fed

Thu, 03/29/2012 - 01:24 | 2299689 CompassionateFascist
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Don't bother. Just seize the Palestine branches of Bank Leumi and Israel Discount Bank.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 22:15 | 2299387 hangemhigh77
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You mean the Gungston?

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:45 | 2299096 monopoly
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William, love the Obama pic. "Teleprompter of the United States". LMAO

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:43 | 2299095 nmewn
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Binocular caption..."I wanna be Kim."

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:35 | 2299088 Coldfire
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CAPTION: I go the way that Satan dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 23:22 | 2299532 Creepy Lurker
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I logged in just to give you a down arrow.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:18 | 2299054 SAT 800
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"Toxic Records"; with Mt. Vaporiser on it; too much. I wonder if we could make a rap song on this label and sell it.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:14 | 2299044 SAT 800
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The Seoul Express was too funny. You're providing a valuable therapeutic service, here, William.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:20 | 2299040 SAT 800
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"Fuckin White people; they're so lame. First they passed me thru Harvard from hand to hand like a case of herpes, then they let me be their "Leader"; Ha, Ha, Ha."  offered as a caption to open caption photo op.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:14 | 2299037 JohnKozac
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Opening the Fifth Seal of the Apocalypse:


You sometimes remind me of the genius of El Greco, Banzai....

"The very subject is taken from the Book of Revelation (6:9-11), where the souls of persecuted martyrs cry out to God for justice upon their persecutors on earth."



Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:16 | 2299049 SAT 800
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Bitchaez gonna be cryin for a long time, man.

Wed, 03/28/2012 - 18:58 | 2299008 Boxed Merlot
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"Are you aware of the concept of willful blindness?"



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