NaTioNaL CLeaVaGe DaY...IT's Too BiG To FaiL!

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FINANCIAL BULLSHIT FLOWCHART
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STARRY EURO (Happy Birthday Van Gogh)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINNIE!

TROIKA AUDITOR

 

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BIRD BRAINS
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ROOSTERNOMICS

 

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THE EMPEROR OF QE

 

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CENTRAL PLANNNING EXPLAINED

 

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WELCOME TO THE RECOVERY

 

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YOUNG MITT ROMNEY

 

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MITT AND SEAMUS ROMNEY
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AMERIKAN REICH

AMERIKAN REICH
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HAPPY NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY-

 

This cleavage is making me choke
I clicked thinking this was a joke
But now I'm delighted
(And very excited)
This picture could give me a stroke!

The Limerick King

 

 

 

TONIGHT'S STARS...

 

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TONIGHT'S STARS

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NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY: Gaussian Distribution Explained

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monad's picture

I'm going to heellll for sure...

 

Gold Dog's picture

"I will first have to numb them.....num-num-num-num-num"

Even though it's not a special date I am giving the wife a pearl neckless tonight!

I AM a,

Dog

gangland's picture

lol very funny thanks!

Its_the_economy_stupid's picture

I'm screamin' after looking at "Bird Brains".

Bravo

williambanzai7's picture

I have to say that bird brain image really is hilarious. You only get one chance with an image like that. So you better make it good ;-)

feeb's picture

WB7 - You are an absolute genius with what you do. Please do keep it up!

Its_the_economy_stupid's picture

No wait..I mean Financial Bullshit Flowchart...no,no the best is Troika Auditor!

Zero Govt's picture

Chucklefest Banzai, thanks :))

sorry haven't been popping in much lately, on a rip-off mobile internet that burns money as fast as a Wall Street bank ...so stayin away from vids and bandwidth hungry images ... i miss you! 

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

thanks for the boobs but that monkey on stilts was the sh***..spank that monkey mr BEN.

Peter Pan's picture

WB you have once again shown more talent than my laughter can match.

You will be known in the years to come as the people's artist.

old naughty's picture

I think likely decades.

Thanks for the un-parallelled 'presentation' WB.

Dingleberry's picture

I miss the 70s and 80s. Boobs were real back then. Natural. As God intended.  Now, like what has happened to our food and everything else, they are usually fake or have "additives" of some sort. Sigh....

Yen Cross's picture

 Dingle Berry, you are coming into the " Singularity"!  Welcome!

   Bullshit is NOT allowed, via LIFE circumstances!

Tao 4 the Show's picture

Don't be a boob! Were you not watching?

The Double-arity approaches, as Banzai has shown us.

It's a dual world after all.

Ultros88's picture

GOOGLE BLOWS GOATS!

save the goats use http://duckduckgo.com for privacy and non-NSA screened results

non_anon's picture

suckle on them thar jugs

Yen Cross's picture

   Those R/R turbofans really do work Banzai!

                                                                Best of the Best you are!

q99x2's picture

Emporer of QE is great. Bird Brains is also great.

xavi1951's picture

I give! I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT B7 WAS A FAT LIBERAL ON A SOCIAL PROGRAM.  NOW, I KNOW HE IS NOT. HE LIKES THE THE TATA'S THAT ALL REAL MEN LIKE.(LIB'S FIND THEM OFFENSIVE).  B7 IS KING!  LONG LIVE THE TATA'S!!!!

ALANBEEKMAN's picture

OMG! I think I saw that women in the last Outliers pic a few years ago in Vegas.

Her act was to crawl out on stage and then try to stand up!

nah's picture

all i can remember is national clevege day

 

blindman's picture

http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/GlobalBa
House Committee Financial Services | Oversight and Investigations
In a third hearing on the MF Global collapse witnesses testified about an estimated $1 billion of unaccounted customer funds. Former MF Global Assistant Treasurer Edith O'Brien exercised her fifth amendment right not to testify .. Read More
2 hours, 54 minutes
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30 March 2012
Stanley Haar Reviews the Latest Developments on MF Global - Edith O'Brien's Gioconda Smile
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2012/03/stanley-haar-reviews-la...
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williambanzai7's picture

Why read more, how many times can you plead the Fifth.

blindman's picture

odd. she was not accused of anything yet her council advised her
to plead the fifth. she is working with doj, fbi etc? but
will make no public statement or answer any public question.
the rest of the panel is eviscerated in public for not knowing anything
concerning 1.6 billion stolen money from under their noses.
so everyone is lying and posturing while some significant scintilla
of integrity is being forced to the surface?
interesting video of interrogations here as legal council for mfg can not
say that losing 1.6 billion of segregated client money stolen constitutes
a crime as she and the industry have constructed and fought to maintain
a structure that makes that determination questionable. someone said it.
"bonnie and clyde were pikers to you sitting on this panel".
something like that.

williambanzai7's picture

She is right to plead the fifth. She is surrounded by scum bellies who would throw her under the bus on a dime.

blindman's picture

i think she is pleading the fifth because what she
has to say will expose the crime for what it is
and the crime is the legal structure of these financial
firms. their standard operating procedures are criminal
as they allow internal fraud and stealing, shuffling of
money, nothing is actually segregated in reality, only
the clients think their money is their money and is
protected, the firm knows different but can't say it
as there would be a risk, a loss of faith on the part
of the "investor".
what is really happening here? (mr. panos)
how long will it take before it is resolved and to who's
benefit?
that is she knows exactly who is guilty of looting
and that someone is jc and the doj and fbi, etc..
have to find a palatable way to make that not be true,
but they can't so we have justice turned into a circus,
get yur popcorn. jc will enjoy life in z land once he
gets to know the lay family.
w, you know i hesitate to suggest anything to artist
concerning their work as it is , imo, obnoxious and
presumptuous, but this one time. it would be funny to
see the z land party life exposed, the retreat they have
there, all the demons and suicides and hung or otherwise erased
criminals and or dictators who have done the good god's work
of the thieving elite; now set up in the good life pulling
strings from paradise remote after having their doppelgangers,
one of many, murdered in their place. i want to write the
screen play but never get around to it. it would be an instant
classic, as they say. an outlier.
. ( disregard this and i will understand, my request is unconscionable. )
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The Staple Singers - I'll Take You There [Full Length Version]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY3vgBzgYn4&feature=related
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The Temptations -Just My Imagination from the movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXKHMaoalB0
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The Temptations Papa Was A Rolling Stone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s3SNHIH0bs
better audio..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We4-lJe0JRY&feature=related
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"Hey Momma!
Is it true what they say that Papa never worked a day, in his life
And Momma, some bad talk goin' round town sayin' that
Papa had three outside children
And another wife, and that ain't right
Heard them talking Papa doing some store front preachin'
Talking about saving souls and all the time leechin'
Dealing in dirt, and stealing in the name of the Lord
Momma just hung her head and said..."
pappa was a rollin' stone ....

williambanzai7's picture

And once you establish that a crime has been committed everyone gets implicated by conspiracy. So she better get her immunity agreement in order before she sings.

blindman's picture

who is buying your candidates and future government?
paying for their name recognition and credibility?
with what money? from whose accounts?
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http://www.opensecrets.org/news/2012/03/wall-streets-huge-bet-on-romney....
Wall Street's Huge Bet on Romney
By Evan Mackinder on March 23, 2012 6:20 PM

"Let there be no doubt where Wall Street's political loyalties lie: Of all the money the securities and investment industry has poured into the 2012 presidential contest so far -- to the candidates and the super PACs behind them -- an unambiguous 92 percent has gone to the GOP, according to a new Center for Responsive Politics analysis.

And in so doing, the securities and investment industry is betting hard on the candidacy of one of its own: Mitt Romney." ....
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comment: they already own o man.

Dollar Bill Hiccup's picture

Good night sweet ladies, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow ....

blindman's picture

redundancy is a basic feature of biological
and organic survival baby. h 2 o. see that?
2 o's, then the double helix, keyword, double!
that is two! and, did you know?, there is a solid
state of water at room temperature that forms in a double
helix when properly charged, (electrically). so they say.
and this is why the typical arrangement and number of tits
is two, as in double. not one, not three (mostly) but
two. it all goes back to the basics of relative electric
balance in the water molecule. think about it.

WhiteNight123129's picture

Thanks for the Therapy WB!

 

Jim in MN's picture

Guns, butter....and cleavage.

Winning!

logicalman's picture

On the subject of Gaussian distribution - the biggest bump is the more common.

The Chick in the picture below definitely sits on a very flat part, way off to one side, of the graph!

Amagnonx's picture

I love the financial bullshit flow chart - the first thing that struck me was - NOTHING COMES OUT!  Nice work - and those distribution peaks were excellent, certainly better than normal.

Thecomingcollapse's picture

What a wonerful break from the normal, ... breast of fresh air!!

VelvetHog's picture

This the best I've seen from you.  Excellent.  Will you be selling "Bird Brains" as a poster?

Híppos Purrós's picture

WilliamBanzai7...  Kudos!

Personally, I'm not sure which 'MonkeyOnStilts' I prefer... then again - there are those "OutLiers".  Nolo Contendre.

Thank you!

Bastiat's picture

And, WB you are RELENTLESS!!  Bernanke can go on the road 24/7 but his PR is useless against such hard-earned and well deserved ridicule.

Actually got a tear in my eye laughing. 

williambanzai7's picture

Imagine if I went and did a mobile slide show at colleges and other events. The presentation part is easy for me.

Blue Horshoe Loves Annacott Steel's picture

Over the shoulder boulder holders need not apply.

Bastiat's picture

I don't know if the girl in National Cleavage Day has any brains but I know after 30 seconds looking at that picture I don't.

PMakoi's picture

My stock is rising!

Buck Johnson's picture

I love this day, also we are going into stagflation in this country.

bankruptcylawyer's picture

Banzai i want to steal your art for commercial profit by including it in a newsprint free financial weekly given out in manhattan like amny. .....can i do this if i
igive you kickbacks from my sales?

williambanzai7's picture

What happened to your other plan?