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FINANCIAL BULLSHIT FLOWCHART
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STARRY EURO (Happy Birthday Van Gogh)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINNIE!

TROIKA AUDITOR

 

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BIRD BRAINS
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ROOSTERNOMICS

 

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THE EMPEROR OF QE

 

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CENTRAL PLANNNING EXPLAINED

 

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WELCOME TO THE RECOVERY

 

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YOUNG MITT ROMNEY

 

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MITT AND SEAMUS ROMNEY
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AMERIKAN REICH

AMERIKAN REICH
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HAPPY NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY-

 

This cleavage is making me choke
I clicked thinking this was a joke
But now I'm delighted
(And very excited)
This picture could give me a stroke!

The Limerick King

 

 

 

TONIGHT'S STARS...

 

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TONIGHT'S STARS

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NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY: Gaussian Distribution Explained

 

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Fri, 07/20/2012 - 23:55 | 2638331 monad
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I'm going to heellll for sure...

 

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 10:13 | 2306164 Gold Dog
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"I will first have to numb them.....num-num-num-num-num"

Even though it's not a special date I am giving the wife a pearl neckless tonight!

I AM a,

Dog

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 09:39 | 2306132 gangland
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lol very funny thanks!

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 08:46 | 2306078 Its_the_economy...
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I'm screamin' after looking at "Bird Brains".

Bravo

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 09:09 | 2306097 williambanzai7
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I have to say that bird brain image really is hilarious. You only get one chance with an image like that. So you better make it good ;-)

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 10:33 | 2306177 feeb
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WB7 - You are an absolute genius with what you do. Please do keep it up!

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 08:50 | 2306085 Its_the_economy...
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No wait..I mean Financial Bullshit Flowchart...no,no the best is Troika Auditor!

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 08:36 | 2306070 Zero Govt
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Chucklefest Banzai, thanks :))

sorry haven't been popping in much lately, on a rip-off mobile internet that burns money as fast as a Wall Street bank ...so stayin away from vids and bandwidth hungry images ... i miss you! 

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 08:06 | 2306042 overmedicatedun...
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thanks for the boobs but that monkey on stilts was the sh***..spank that monkey mr BEN.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 06:56 | 2305996 Peter Pan
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WB you have once again shown more talent than my laughter can match.

You will be known in the years to come as the people's artist.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 08:21 | 2306056 old naughty
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I think likely decades.

Thanks for the un-parallelled 'presentation' WB.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 02:19 | 2305867 Dingleberry
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I miss the 70s and 80s. Boobs were real back then. Natural. As God intended.  Now, like what has happened to our food and everything else, they are usually fake or have "additives" of some sort. Sigh....

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 02:48 | 2305884 Yen Cross
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 Dingle Berry, you are coming into the " Singularity"!  Welcome!

   Bullshit is NOT allowed, via LIFE circumstances!

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 13:21 | 2306465 Tao 4 the Show
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Don't be a boob! Were you not watching?

The Double-arity approaches, as Banzai has shown us.

It's a dual world after all.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 02:12 | 2305857 Ultros88
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GOOGLE BLOWS GOATS!

save the goats use http://duckduckgo.com for privacy and non-NSA screened results

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 02:04 | 2305852 non_anon
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suckle on them thar jugs

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 01:14 | 2305803 Yen Cross
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   Those R/R turbofans really do work Banzai!

                                                                Best of the Best you are!

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 00:47 | 2305777 q99x2
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Emporer of QE is great. Bird Brains is also great.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 00:43 | 2305772 xavi1951
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I give! I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT B7 WAS A FAT LIBERAL ON A SOCIAL PROGRAM.  NOW, I KNOW HE IS NOT. HE LIKES THE THE TATA'S THAT ALL REAL MEN LIKE.(LIB'S FIND THEM OFFENSIVE).  B7 IS KING!  LONG LIVE THE TATA'S!!!!

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 00:34 | 2305757 ALANBEEKMAN
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OMG! I think I saw that women in the last Outliers pic a few years ago in Vegas.

Her act was to crawl out on stage and then try to stand up!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 23:11 | 2305558 nah
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all i can remember is national clevege day

 

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 22:54 | 2305493 blindman
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http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/GlobalBa
House Committee Financial Services | Oversight and Investigations
In a third hearing on the MF Global collapse witnesses testified about an estimated $1 billion of unaccounted customer funds. Former MF Global Assistant Treasurer Edith O'Brien exercised her fifth amendment right not to testify .. Read More
2 hours, 54 minutes
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30 March 2012
Stanley Haar Reviews the Latest Developments on MF Global - Edith O'Brien's Gioconda Smile
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2012/03/stanley-haar-reviews-la...
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Fri, 03/30/2012 - 23:08 | 2305545 williambanzai7
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Why read more, how many times can you plead the Fifth.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 00:01 | 2305684 blindman
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odd. she was not accused of anything yet her council advised her
to plead the fifth. she is working with doj, fbi etc? but
will make no public statement or answer any public question.
the rest of the panel is eviscerated in public for not knowing anything
concerning 1.6 billion stolen money from under their noses.
so everyone is lying and posturing while some significant scintilla
of integrity is being forced to the surface?
interesting video of interrogations here as legal council for mfg can not
say that losing 1.6 billion of segregated client money stolen constitutes
a crime as she and the industry have constructed and fought to maintain
a structure that makes that determination questionable. someone said it.
"bonnie and clyde were pikers to you sitting on this panel".
something like that.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 07:23 | 2306014 williambanzai7
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She is right to plead the fifth. She is surrounded by scum bellies who would throw her under the bus on a dime.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 12:13 | 2306322 blindman
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i think she is pleading the fifth because what she
has to say will expose the crime for what it is
and the crime is the legal structure of these financial
firms. their standard operating procedures are criminal
as they allow internal fraud and stealing, shuffling of
money, nothing is actually segregated in reality, only
the clients think their money is their money and is
protected, the firm knows different but can't say it
as there would be a risk, a loss of faith on the part
of the "investor".
what is really happening here? (mr. panos)
how long will it take before it is resolved and to who's
benefit?
that is she knows exactly who is guilty of looting
and that someone is jc and the doj and fbi, etc..
have to find a palatable way to make that not be true,
but they can't so we have justice turned into a circus,
get yur popcorn. jc will enjoy life in z land once he
gets to know the lay family.
w, you know i hesitate to suggest anything to artist
concerning their work as it is , imo, obnoxious and
presumptuous, but this one time. it would be funny to
see the z land party life exposed, the retreat they have
there, all the demons and suicides and hung or otherwise erased
criminals and or dictators who have done the good god's work
of the thieving elite; now set up in the good life pulling
strings from paradise remote after having their doppelgangers,
one of many, murdered in their place. i want to write the
screen play but never get around to it. it would be an instant
classic, as they say. an outlier.
. ( disregard this and i will understand, my request is unconscionable. )
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The Staple Singers - I'll Take You There [Full Length Version]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY3vgBzgYn4&feature=related
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The Temptations -Just My Imagination from the movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXKHMaoalB0
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The Temptations Papa Was A Rolling Stone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s3SNHIH0bs
better audio..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We4-lJe0JRY&feature=related
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"Hey Momma!
Is it true what they say that Papa never worked a day, in his life
And Momma, some bad talk goin' round town sayin' that
Papa had three outside children
And another wife, and that ain't right
Heard them talking Papa doing some store front preachin'
Talking about saving souls and all the time leechin'
Dealing in dirt, and stealing in the name of the Lord
Momma just hung her head and said..."
pappa was a rollin' stone ....

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 13:51 | 2306506 williambanzai7
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And once you establish that a crime has been committed everyone gets implicated by conspiracy. So she better get her immunity agreement in order before she sings.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 21:20 | 2305442 blindman
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who is buying your candidates and future government?
paying for their name recognition and credibility?
with what money? from whose accounts?
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http://www.opensecrets.org/news/2012/03/wall-streets-huge-bet-on-romney....
Wall Street's Huge Bet on Romney
By Evan Mackinder on March 23, 2012 6:20 PM

"Let there be no doubt where Wall Street's political loyalties lie: Of all the money the securities and investment industry has poured into the 2012 presidential contest so far -- to the candidates and the super PACs behind them -- an unambiguous 92 percent has gone to the GOP, according to a new Center for Responsive Politics analysis.

And in so doing, the securities and investment industry is betting hard on the candidacy of one of its own: Mitt Romney." ....
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comment: they already own o man.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 21:12 | 2305431 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Good night sweet ladies, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow ....

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 21:10 | 2305428 blindman
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redundancy is a basic feature of biological
and organic survival baby. h 2 o. see that?
2 o's, then the double helix, keyword, double!
that is two! and, did you know?, there is a solid
state of water at room temperature that forms in a double
helix when properly charged, (electrically). so they say.
and this is why the typical arrangement and number of tits
is two, as in double. not one, not three (mostly) but
two. it all goes back to the basics of relative electric
balance in the water molecule. think about it.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 20:32 | 2305366 WhiteNight123129
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Thanks for the Therapy WB!

 

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 20:24 | 2305347 Jim in MN
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Guns, butter....and cleavage.

Winning!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 20:20 | 2305338 logicalman
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On the subject of Gaussian distribution - the biggest bump is the more common.

The Chick in the picture below definitely sits on a very flat part, way off to one side, of the graph!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 20:00 | 2305307 blindman
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outliers, there the fun.
http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1T4RNTN_enUS374US375&q=triple+tits&um=1...
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we need a national outlier day.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 19:39 | 2305269 Amagnonx
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I love the financial bullshit flow chart - the first thing that struck me was - NOTHING COMES OUT!  Nice work - and those distribution peaks were excellent, certainly better than normal.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 19:26 | 2305245 Thecomingcollapse
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What a wonerful break from the normal, ... breast of fresh air!!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 19:20 | 2305231 VelvetHog
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This the best I've seen from you.  Excellent.  Will you be selling "Bird Brains" as a poster?

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:52 | 2305188 Híppos Purrós
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WilliamBanzai7...  Kudos!

Personally, I'm not sure which 'MonkeyOnStilts' I prefer... then again - there are those "OutLiers".  Nolo Contendre.

Thank you!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:47 | 2305179 Bastiat
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And, WB you are RELENTLESS!!  Bernanke can go on the road 24/7 but his PR is useless against such hard-earned and well deserved ridicule.

Actually got a tear in my eye laughing. 

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 22:59 | 2305516 williambanzai7
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Imagine if I went and did a mobile slide show at colleges and other events. The presentation part is easy for me.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:45 | 2305170 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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Over the shoulder boulder holders need not apply.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:45 | 2305168 Bastiat
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I don't know if the girl in National Cleavage Day has any brains but I know after 30 seconds looking at that picture I don't.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:38 | 2305150 PMakoi
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My stock is rising!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:42 | 2305164 Buck Johnson
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I love this day, also we are going into stagflation in this country.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:31 | 2305115 bankruptcylawyer
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Banzai i want to steal your art for commercial profit by including it in a newsprint free financial weekly given out in manhattan like amny. .....can i do this if i
igive you kickbacks from my sales?

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 22:54 | 2305496 williambanzai7
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What happened to your other plan?

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:23 | 2305101 F. A. Hayek
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Well done.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:12 | 2305083 resurger
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lol

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