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NaTioNaL CLeaVaGe DaY...IT's Too BiG To FaiL!

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 03/30/2012 15:20 -0400

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINNIE!

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AMERIKAN REICH

This cleavage is making me choke
I clicked thinking this was a joke
But now I'm delighted
(And very excited)
This picture could give me a stroke!

The Limerick King

TONIGHT'S STARS...

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Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:59 | 2305054 nmewn

Mmm...outliers.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:45 | 2305008 BeetleBailey

Hilarious WB!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:38 | 2304987 toadold

Between Helicopter Ben and the rest of the Obama group it is like living down wind of an Iowa Hog farm. All they do is show us the butt cleavage and make stinky sounds.....Actually it is worse you can move out of the hog farm wind. With Obama no matter what position you take they blow on you.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 22:41 | 2305475 Vendetta

I lived on a hog farm years ago, it was better than this. At least occasionally one of the hogs would strangle itself to death in the fencing.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 22:45 | 2305478 williambanzai7

I was gonna say, leave the poor hogs out of it ;-)

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:36 | 2304981 tweake

Clearly things are finally looking up for Japan, but who's Nat'l Cleavage Day is it? Haven't heard our guy proclaim anything important like this lately.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:26 | 2304958 Fix It Again Timmy

Thank god for cleavage, because just one would look rather odd...

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:27 | 2304957 dwdollar

Nice flowchart! That should be labeled a CBP (Central Bullshit Processor).

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:25 | 2304952 falak pema

moby dick breasts, no pun intended.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:20 | 2304929 lunaticfringe

WB7...you just keep getting better. I want to steal a couple of these. Thanks for the laughs...

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:02 | 2304868 Golden monkey

Another tough day for me Banzai.

I'm retired now, in my mid 30. Plenty of brand new polymer 100$ canadian bills in my left pocket. For what it's worth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7chpllnU-To

Went to the local credit union here in Quebec. Surreal. People are like zombies. A wall full of students summer jobs. Totally surreal.

Cemetery employee, cinema cleaner, carpenter, you name it. All the adds are the same size, same writing. Something's wrong, but what?

Than I'm realising : I'm not full beserk yet. ALL THE FUCKEN JOBS ARE PAYING 9.90$ AN HOUR.

This is like communism. Grasping the truth, which is only here on zerohedge, I know they are calling the judge each 5 minutes now. Lying motherfuckers.

Guess what? That judge is not a real socialist. He's now coming to ZH too. But they keep pushing the bullshit. The judge can see the truth, though.

A few good's men left. But now, they can't stop calling him. THEY TRIED TO DISCREDIT HIM TOO. They call that "work", believe it or not.

Judge Anthony Kennedy. Judge Andrew Napolitano. My heroes. Take care man.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:41 | 2304995 Normalcy Bias

Those fancy new polymer notes should slow down the Colombian and North Korean counterfeiters at least a week or two!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:00 | 2304864 tamboo

New reports surface on George Zimmerman's history of brutality

Israel sheds more blood in Gaza

Expose Zionist Lies

CONFIRMED: Mohammed Merah was an ASSET of the French SECRET SERVICE.

Sarkozioy compares Toulouse false flag to 9/11(hmmmm)

Dont Worry USA Israel`s Behind You

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:44 | 2305000 CompassionateFascist

He brutally shot that Congoid who was beating the life out of him.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:57 | 2304852 Mr Kurtz

cleavage...a "binary event"

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:55 | 2304840 israhole

That's the way to start the weekend! Little Benny is hilarious, and who doesn't like fun bags?

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:50 | 2304820 blindman

whenever they want to wipe something from the
consciousness of the people they give it a day
to celebrate, then yur supposed to forget about it for
the rest of the year. well my friends, it won't work;
"not on my watch baby." (mr. panos)
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Vault Sessions Presents
Cracker
http://www.wolfgangsvault.com/cracker/video/i-sold-the-arabs-the-moon_10...

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:52 | 2304819 AlaricBalth

Double Post

My bad

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:49 | 2304818 AlaricBalth

Thanks WB7.

This ones for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-ep6rSsMuU

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:44 | 2304806 Angus McHugepenis

A cunning array of stunts...

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 06:53 | 2305993 Peter Pan

a cunning array of stunts but.....still governed by a stunning arrray of cunts.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:42 | 2304794 Sophist Economicus

Bravo WB7, bravo

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:42 | 2304776 bluebare

With the hollowest of faux apologies to resident humorless prudes:

You're too damn funny

For so little money.

Too big to fail

But not to nail.

So let me show you a coupla sumpthins, hunny.

National Gonads Day coming straight up.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:22 | 2304738 Normalcy Bias

The National Cleavage Day poster girl could make me write bad checks...

Tue, 04/10/2012 - 02:07 | 2330505 Angus McHugepenis

Which name would you like on your check, Sir? We will show you our tits. Just sign the fucking check.

Signed: Romanian Viagara Girlz

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 17:11 | 2304899 citta vritti

just for the bounce?

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:22 | 2304736 swissaustrian

If Gauss knew what kind of risks are beeing taken today in the name of normal distribution, he would turn arround in his grave.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:19 | 2304721 Lmo Mutton

It is time to go "all in".

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 18:32 | 2305119 Phil Free

That's what she said.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 21:20 | 2305441 tom a taxpayer

This is no laughing matter. Can't you see this woman is bed-ridden…struggling to rise from bed but unable to because of her ponderous, bloated baallllloooooons. Is there no one here who knows first aid and can apply suction to these swollen teats? Please be generous, this is a public service announcement. It will likely require several suction providers to bring down the swelling and provide the relief this woman needs.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:12 | 2304691 metastar

Is cleavage anything like leverage with two fulcrums? Sounds like another derivative scheme to me.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:12 | 2304690 chunga

Every day should be National Cleavage Day. LOL

It's all part of being a mammal.

Not sure why; but the picture of Mittens made me think of Lizzie Borden...

Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And gave her mother forty whacks,
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one.

This post officially kicks off the weekend libations!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:09 | 2304677 skepticCarl

Well done and thanks, Banzai and Limerick King!

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:08 | 2304670 Kilgore Trout

At first I was excited, thinking this was an excuse to visit my local "gentlemans club" after work. But I have a technical question. Is it a cleavage if it's not partially covered by a garment?

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 23:01 | 2305414 tom a taxpayer

A question worth delving into because online Dicktionary defines "cleavage" as:

"the area between a woman's breasts, especially when revealed by a low-cut neckline."

For those wondering how to pro-nuts-she-ate the word, the website has an icon you can clit on and hear those two marvelous syl-labials: "cleav-age".

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cleavage

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:08 | 2304658 Wakanda

Don't CLeaVe me out - CLeaVe me in!

Thanks WB7 for keeping me aBReaSTS of the financial scandals.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 16:05 | 2304656 Boxed Merlot

The term cleave is its own antonym.

Much like the price stability the fed promotes is in itself the most price destablizing force in the market.

End the fed.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 15:59 | 2304643 Nobody For President

I am once again amazed, not only at the creativity, but at the volume...

And two thumbs up for NCD. Cleave to me...

Thanks again for helping out on a miserable sideways Friday.

Fri, 03/30/2012 - 15:36 | 2304532 bank guy in Brussels

WB, I think with your 'Gaussian Distribution' graphic with 'Outliers' you have begun a new era in financial-economic charting ...

But also, one can say that the small, gentle, barely-a-handful curves, can be just as, or even more 'significant' and pleasing, to many eyes ... perhaps a rather Asian-influenced 'economic' perspective ... Small is Also Beautiful, and for Some, even Preferred.

Sat, 03/31/2012 - 07:58 | 2306038 old naughty