BaNZai7 EVeNiNG HeRaLD APRiL 1, 2012

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jack stephan's picture

chaka khan bitchez

TaxSlave's picture

WB7, sometimes reality dishes out some stuff so bizarre even you couldn't have imagined it.

But I'm sure you can improve on it. ... Maybe ...

From here:

Robert Oak's picture

This just in, we've proved the lottery is the best investment choice along with a select group of technology investment options after you collect your winnings.

blindman's picture
Franklin Conspiracy: Pervert Government Uses Child Sex Slaves
franklin nightmare story that won't go away till some group
of evil fools is brought to justice. apologies for the link error.
.. (instrumental)
James Booker - Papa Was A Rascal
Reviving James Booker, The 'Piano Prince Of New Orleans'
by Gwen Thompkins

Zero Govt's picture

Have you seen the latest from Blighty Banzai?

Those upstanding people in Parliament persuing (persecuting) Rupert Murdock for phone tapping (not illegal, never has been) have been caught by The Times with their fingers in the cookie jar

Yep the Tory Party (Govt) accepting bribe money (donations to party funds) for dinner with the Parties upper echelons and only £200,000 for a chat with Dave 'call me tosser' Cameron, ze Prime Minsiter 

In your face political corruption hardballing Rupert on "ethics" ...(cough, splutter)

Whatdya think B ?

rlouis's picture

RE: Disney buys North Korea - that's good, it spurred the alternative in my mind 'China IPOs North Korea on the NYSE.' And of course the books are cooked.

stant's picture

the diffrence between fox news and the others is that one is selling a america that never was, the others one it can never be. so here i am

Dollar Bill Hiccup's picture

There once was a man named Bernank

Who wanted to fill up his tank

He shouted 5 dollars !

And he hooted and hollered

But then printed those bucks from his bank!

Trifecta Man's picture

Your fantasies contains more truth than the MSM.  Nice price per issue.

williambanzai7's picture

There are some things better not to even think about.

Captain Planet's picture

Shouldn't the headline read ''Disney Sold to North Korea''

and ''Foxconn sold to Kony''!                                                                                                                                                                                 

Edit: This messege was not sent from an iTool or RIMMjob

Kilgore Trout's picture

The bottle stands as empty,

as it was filled before.

Time there was and plenty,

but from that cup no more.

Though I could not caution all,

I still might warn a few.

"Don't lend your hand to raise no flag,

atop no ship of fools"  


--g. dead

yt75's picture




About oil, please do not hesitate to sign (and forward) a call to French presidential candidates "mobilizing society in the face of peak oil" originally published March 22nd in


Signed by :

Pierre René Bauquis - Former Director of Strategy and Planning at Total

Jean-Marie Bourdaire - Former Director of Economic Studies at Total, former Director of Studies at World Energy Council (WEC)

Yves Cochet - European Deputy, former Environment Minister.

Jean-Marc Jancovici – Consultant, energy and CO2 issues, ASPO France

Jean Laherrère - Former Chief of Exploration Technologies at Total

Yves Mathieu - Former Hydrocarbon Reserves Project Manager at the Institut Francais du Petrole (French Petroleum Institute)


Translation published on Energy Bulletin :


And on a dedicated site (with petition/join the call functionality) :

Any language welcomed for the message!

Aquarius's picture

When everybody else panics,




Thank you for that - you have the necessary talent of the time.


BTW I have decided what the FedRes is / has been doing is analogical to buggery and just as un-natural.



nathan1234's picture

Great ones William


How about one with BP drilling Obama's ass for oil and showing the shit around polluting the world.



Lumberjack's picture

I got this from Reuters this morning...


More U.S. clean tech IPOs come to market, amid skepticism




"Investors say: ‘I don't want to hear about a unicorn — I want to see a unicorn.'"


You can't make this stuff up...So I present you with this video (the first 5 minutes says it all).


williambanzai7's picture

Most of what goes on in venture capital is a frothy greater fools game. It always has been. However, Wall Street took the frothy greater fools principle exponentially to the next level.

SanOvaBeach's picture

Hey banzai7,

U got talent!

BlackholeDivestment's picture





                        Krugman Market Perception Talking Book Of Manuel's Labor 


                                             ...and his Black Swan Song


dannyboy's picture

GENSLER LOBOTOMY UPDATE LOL!!!!!!!!! WB7 ur the best ;)

Gully Foyle's picture


I posted this in another topic, but the pic deserves a repost.

Everything Is Going To Be Alright?

Below, I have compiled a list of things that I have entitled "Everything Is Going To Be Alright?"

It is composed in the form of a song, but it really isn't meant to be sung.  It is probably actually more of an economic horror poem than it is a song.  What I have tried to do is to point out the absurdity of what we are all being told by our politicians and by the media.  Hopefully you will enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it....


Yahoo is going to be laying off thousands of workers starting next work.

Don't worry about a thing - Barack Obama says everything is going to be alright.

Best Buy has just announced plans to close 50 stores.

Don't worry about a thing - JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon says everything is going to be alright.

The mayor of Los Angeles has announced that the city will be laying off "a large number of employees".

Don't worry about a thing - Barack Obama says everything is going to be alright.

Baltimore is so broke that it has decided to look into selling off some of the most famous historical landmarks in the city.

Don't worry about a thing - the mainstream media says everything is going to be alright.

The city of Costa Mesa, California is so broke that is has decided to sell off its police helicopters.

Don't worry about a thing - Barack Obama says everything is going to be alright.

The city of Trenton, New Jersey is so broke that it has decided to indefinitely postpone buying more toilet paper for city buildings.

Don't worry about a thing - Joe Biden says everything is going to be alright.

The capital city of Pennsylvania is so broke that it has decided to start skipping debt payments.

Don't worry about a thing - Barack Obama says everything is going to be alright.

The state of Nevada has a 12.3 percent unemployment rate.

Don't worry about a thing - the pretty people on television say everything is going to be alright.

Total student loan debt in America has now passed the 1 trillion dollar mark, and about 270 billion dollars of those loans are at least 30 days delinquent.

Don't worry about a thing - Barack Obama says everything is going to be alright.

The savings rate in the United States has fallen back to pre-financial crisis levels.

Don't worry about a thing - Harry Reid says everything is going to be alright.

Home prices in the United States hit a 10 year low in the month of January.  They are now down 34.4 percent from the peak in 2006.

Don't worry about a thing - Barack Obama says everything is going to be alright.

The average price of a gallon of gasoline in the United States is rapidly approaching the $4.00 mark.

Don't worry about a thing - Anderson Cooper says everything is going to be alright.

Median household income in the United States is down 7.8 percent since December 2007 after adjusting for inflation.

Don't worry about a thing - Barack Obama says everything is going to be alright.

When Barack Obama first took office, the number of "long-term unemployed workers" in the United States was approximately 2.6 million.  Today, that number is sitting at 5.6 million.

Don't worry about a thing - Nancy Pelosi says everything is going to be alright.

The BRICS countries (Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa) are publicly declaring that it is time to move away from the U.S. dollar as the primary reserve currency of the world.

Don't worry about a thing - Barack Obama says everything is going to be alright.

One out of every five Americans will be 65 or older by 2030 and nobody has any idea where all the money is going to come from to pay them the benefits that they have been promised.

Don't worry about a thing - Rachel Maddow says everything is going to be alright.

More Americans are dependent on the government right now than at any other time in all of U.S. history.

Don't worry about a thing - Barack Obama says everything is going to be alright.

The number of Americans on food stamps has increased by 14 million since Barack Obama became president and is sitting at an all-time record high.

Don't worry about a thing - Hillary Clinton says everything is going to be alright.

The U.S. government will add more to the national debt in 2012 than it did from the time that George Washington became president to the time that Ronald Reagan became president.

Don't worry about a thing - Barack Obama says everything is going to be alright.

The U.S. national debt is currently increasing by about 150 million dollars every single hour.

Don't worry about a thing - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke says everything is going to be alright.

The Federal Reserve bought approximately 61 percent of all government debt issued by the U.S. Treasury Department in 2011.  This is a Ponzi scheme that will completely collapse at some point.

Don't worry about a thing - Barack Obama says everything is going to be alright.

MrPalladium's picture


Absolutely priceless!!

Are we getting a bit manic Banzai??

the grateful unemployed's picture

i see the chicken has a GPS ankle bracelet, even then he was working on it..

rosiescenario's picture

.....the bracelet is on the wrong animal...

the grateful unemployed's picture

wait until black america figures out it has been sold into slavery for a second time, by their african tribal leaders

lotsoffun's picture

blindman - thanks for that.  i actually saw his band live once in nyc MANY years ago - but knew his recordings etc.  when i have time, i'm going to watch the whole thing.

he was a great musician, a great entertainer and most importantly - a survivor.

for you non-musicians - the amazing thing was that the band did not have musical scores to follow and many of his detractors claim

that they just made everything up, but i promise you that was not the case.  they all lived together for years and practiced and practiced and had everything

memorized, another accomplishment in itself.


blindman's picture

i also love the music they made.
Sun Ra Arkestra - Fate in a Pleasant Mood
pure joy like no other i have heard. etc..
Space Is The Place [Sun Ra Film 1974]

hangemhigh77's picture

Where do you find this shit??  It's funny as Hell.  I REALLY hope you're pissing off these maggots too!!!

williambanzai7's picture

Trust me, you won't find this kind of shit anywhere else but in my posts here, on Max Keiser's site and my Blog. You might find funny looking pictures, but without immediate relevance and satire.

Gully Foyle's picture


"You might find funny looking pictures, but without immediate relevance and satire."

True satire is timeless and generates relevance. It is iconic and can be understood centuries outside of it's time.

Sometimes your work hits the iconic. The imagery transcends the period.

That isn't to say your isn't good, but as with all art some works rise above the immediate and become imagery for the ages.


williambanzai7's picture

If I've done anything that will rise up, it will rise out of my Fukushima images or the lost America stuff, so I am told. Otherwise, I am focused on my overall style of satirical punch as opposed to any particular piece.

BeetleBailey's picture

...and spot on in-your-face honesty.

bank guy in Brussels's picture

Last night, turning on the telly, flipping to the RT (Russia Today) channel ... first thing I saw was Max Keiser showing the William Banzai pic of the aeroplane cockpit with Bernanke in it.

Russia Today global news, has the potential to be the best and most honest international English-language news network.

WB is in the big time.

lasvegaspersona's picture

you are just an old perv with the hots for Lyster (similar to the rest of us I suspect). I find myself strangely erotically arroused by...the truth....and I can't find it anywhere else.

LasVegasDave's picture

RT is a tool of the Russian dictatorship, boy.

We all love Max but hyperbole and leaps of logic make him unreliable as a source of factual news

entertainment (and inspirational) value only 

LetThemEatRand's picture

So reaching many people about a subject that most consider incredibly dry/complex/unimportant and showing them that they need to wake up and start paying attention by using entertainment and hyperbole has no substantive value?  As usual, you see the trees but completely missed the forest.

williambanzai7's picture

Max and Stacy have made more than a few connections that did not occur to me immediately but made perfect sense later. Humor is a very fine way to reveal unseen connections. I know I don't have to tell you that because you have a sense of humor.

Yes_Questions's picture


Whatever state controls are implemented over at RT, at least people can speak Truth to U.S. power on that network.  Keiser (and Herbert) bring out topics to think about, and you're right their product is not supposed to hard-journalism.  Over on U.S. MSM, its all human interest all the time and even on CNBS, one will only be distracted from reality.

There were poll results a while back that demonstrated just how Uninformed the loyal Fox Viewer was.  I wonder what the polling shows regards loyal and dedicated consumers of MSM (those that stick to the universe of cable news, huff-post, ny times, wsj, etc..) and just how uninformed that group is.  I bet you could exclude the Fox cohort and still be dismayed.

Careless Whisper's picture



who sent you?

williambanzai7's picture

I am very pleased with the company I have been keeping, including all of you.