Wolf Richter www.testosteronepit.com
, an engineering outfit spun off from MIT, develops a variety of ultra-cool to totally bizarre mechanical creatures, from the four-wheeled SandFlea that weighs 11 pounds and jumps 30 feet into the air to the two-legged humanoid Petman that walks and does knee bends and pushups, this being for the Army. Their four-legged dog and donkey-like creatures run and clamber over rock piles. In other words, while they don’t appear to be particularly useful in daily life, they’re the ultimate toys: noisy, expensive, rare, and hard to maintain. And what’s even better, much of this fun appears to be funded with tax-payer money through defense contracts. So please, people in Washington, stop talking about cutting the budget. We need our toys.
My favorite is a robot they call Cheetah. Funded by DARPA
(Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), it can do 18 mph, a new speed record for legged robots. It’s my favorite not because it's almost cute in its ugly manner or because it looks like a cheetah—it doesn’t, I mean, not even remotely—but because it reminds me of the Fed and its ways.
It's a bad sign when Zhou Xiaochuan, Governor of the mighty People’s Bank of China, whose joint has an even larger balance sheet than the Fed, is worried
about the Fed’s free money policies—the combination of zero interest rates and quantitative easing—that have sent tsunami after tsunami of dollars bouncing around the world, driving up markets and prices, creating dislocations and bubbles, and heating up inflation.
Zhou is in the hot seat: a big chunk of China's $3.2 trillion in foreign exchange reserves are held in dollars—the very currency that the Fed is trying to devalue. He is worried about the dollar because it's still, though maybe not much longer, the world's most important reserve currency. He was practically begging the Fed to act a bit more responsibly (good luck!) because he wants to "gradually bring inflation down" in China, he said. Utterly alien words to the Fed.
That’s why Cheetah is reminiscent of the Fed: it runs backward, rather than forward. It makes a lot of noise when it moves, and the faster it moves, the more noise it makes. But it runs on a treadmill, so reasonable minds doubt that it will ever get anywhere. Its top speed of 18 mph, though a record for legged robots and fast for humans, is quite slow for a dog. Maybe a lapdog would find that speed challenging. And for a real cheetah doing 75 mph, well....
It’s powered by an off-screen hydraulic pump. All we see are the hydraulic lines that hang down from some boom and connect to its back. There also appears to be a rope-and-pulley system for controlling the thing if it were to go awry. A human hand and an arm dressed in ominous black hold the lines. But who is holding the controls that can make this thing speed up or slow down or come to a stop?
Here is the video
Just as the world's major central bankers spoke at the Fed conference in Washington, deficit-plagued and inflation-infested Turkey floated a plan to get its citizens to turn in their substantial pile of physical gold in exchange for paper “certificates,” a first step in what may become a process of gold confiscation. For that load of ironies, doublespeak, and red flags, read.... Gold Confiscation, Inflation, And Suddenly Virtuous Central Bankers