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HaPPY ZeRo HeDGe EaSTeR 2012!

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Printy the clown likes to blow
Bubbles that make markets grow
He just will not stop
Until they all pop
A frightening end to his show

The Limerick King



WHITE HOUSE ANNUAL 2Big2Fail Nest Egg Hunt
2Big2Fail Easter Island


Say, have you checked out the news from Reactor Number 4 lately?







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Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:21 | 2327075 Jim in MN
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I probably posted this last year but it seems appropriate (in a twisted fashion), Dweezil Zappa's version of Britney Spears' 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' done to Japanese anime:

'The mind is like a parachute: It functions best while open'

--Frank Z

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 20:55 | 2326934 nmewn
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Saaay...looks like NKY laid an egg.

Happy Easter Banzai...hooray the easter bunny's here was my favorite ;-)

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 17:56 | 2326654 General Debility
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Hah, Printy the clown has still got the gormless smile even decapitated!

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 17:23 | 2326613 Reptil
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I like "The Last Schtupper" especially, since my hero "homey the clown" is in it. There's one thing though that I don't understand? How can you have a dinner without an iPad?

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 17:21 | 2326611 GCT
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Well done William.  Its good to get a laugh on Sunday.  Keep em coming sir!

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 15:01 | 2326452 toadold
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I tried out as an Easter Bunny once.  They didn't tell me the new guy had to do the liquor filled chocolate Easter Eggs. Come Easter morning I was hungover, sore, thanking God that the seat cushions were new and soft and praying for the choir to sing a little quieter. 

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 14:21 | 2326401 Yardfarmer
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what is the fascination with this puerile garbage?

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 23:12 | 2327162 williambanzai7
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Puerile is a word reserved for use by Newt Gingrich as he describes his creditors.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:08 | 2327053 Jim in MN
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Keep reading, it'll come to you.  If you ask nicely, William will post some of his collection of historical political cartoons and satiric imagery for you. 

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 21:19 | 2326971 DollarMenu
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After 2+ years, you have not figured it out yet?

Summer school for you YF.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 19:36 | 2326807 General Debility
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Yes, it's true. You need to be a member of Mensa International to appreciate it.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:36 | 2326222 williambanzai7
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Sun, 04/08/2012 - 16:20 | 2326539 Kyron95131
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i thgouth for sure id see some of these WB, comon man your losin it ;)

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 15:28 | 2326488 bankruptcylawyer
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youve done out yourself again. this was a great post. the images are make you laugh at the screen. 

good job. by the way, who is this guy above me? what's his racket?



Sun, 04/08/2012 - 18:34 | 2326714 williambanzai7
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The new Dear Leader

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 12:22 | 2326203 Cpl Hicks
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You need to do one in honor of Michelle Obama.

I'm thinking of her down on all fours (doggy style) going after a big egg, extravagantly decorated and labelled "all expense paid gettin' it while I can!".

Booty call!

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 11:22 | 2326123 the grateful un...
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the Easter Island of Manhattan. TBTF


i'm imagining that final shot in Planet of the Apes when Heston escapes down the beach and finds the remnants of the Statue of Liberty.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 20:36 | 2326899 noob
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 11:50 | 2326180 williambanzai7
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Sun, 04/08/2012 - 11:47 | 2326178 slaughterer
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I want to meet the Tepco bunny for cocktails.  

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 10:34 | 2326065 Uncle Remus
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Wir sind also geschtupped.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 10:32 | 2326060 whoopsing
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Nice work William! Thats a great shot of downtown NY...gotta be sixty or seventy years old. Cheers!

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 14:53 | 2326446 toadold
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Whoops, looks like the Neo-Nazi story was another ringer:

Reporters and Police are looking around and can't find any.


Sun, 04/08/2012 - 10:12 | 2325984 Golden monkey
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I know that TEPCO chick Banzai; that's 40$ though.

Another french song, just in case you're really interested in such a short term rental

C'mon man, you can't be against free market, knowing it's rigged.

Whish you try Amsterdam once. Cheap legalized chicks, cheap legalized weed, cheap politicians, and so on. Tax free.


Sun, 04/08/2012 - 09:18 | 2325978 jmcadg
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You'll be on the Keiser Report with this one WB7

Loving Happy Easter from Goldman Sachs - after Tarp. Lol

Great work man. And a tip to The Limerick King, on point as usual.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 08:32 | 2325940 orangegeek
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It's true that ALL governments have debt issues.  The likely outcome will be partial or complete default of these debts.  Some governments are borrowing just to pay interest.


So the real question is what you are going to do to be prepared.  Those who short successfully will make a fortune.


Following the major market indexes defines trend:

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 08:29 | 2325935 mendolover
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Now I know why I've been feeling like a chicken lately.  Thanks for the hotties WB!!

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 08:08 | 2325906 williambanzai7
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Sun, 04/08/2012 - 22:09 | 2327055 Jim in MN
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The Warhol museum in Pittsburgh is awesome. 

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 11:33 | 2326139 the grateful un...
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Warhol's theme was the the mechanical reproducability of art. were he alive he would be doing a series of paintings of dollar bills in dayglo colors.

poor andy, he was shot by one of the group, and he survived that only to die of hospital neglience after gall bladder surgery. thank goodness we all have Obamacare today (snark snark)

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 08:57 | 2325958 Wakanda
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Warhol KOs Bernanke. 

Andy made printing fun and thumbed his nose at the stuffy, stuck up aahhrrrt werld.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 13:48 | 2326343 Careless Whisper
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Warhol was a capitalist, Bernanke not so much.


Sun, 04/08/2012 - 06:57 | 2325853 ebworthen
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Damn, where are those Easter Bunnies?

Happy Easter William, best to you and yours, and failure to the banksters and their ilk (Epiphany really, but you know...).

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 20:33 | 2326895 noob
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Akon - I Wanna Love You ft. Snoop Dogg

Akon - Smack That ft. Eminem

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 06:22 | 2325833 I am Jobe
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Happy Easter Banzai and Team. Nice work .

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 06:45 | 2325804 Wakanda
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Happy Eostre FiSHeS!  May da Esther Benny leave a price controlled PM egg in your baskets today.

"The pagan tradition of the festival of Oestara, or Eostre's Day, heralded the onset of springtime. Ostara, or Esther, the Goddess of Spring, was honored by the old tribespeople of Europe. She has been depicted as holding an egg in her hand while watching a rabbit jump playfully around her feet, and from this association we now have the Easter Bunny." -

Nothing says "Fuck like a Bunny" better than a WB7 Easter Babe.

Wish I could dance like Fred:

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 04:12 | 2325777 ReligiousAtheist1
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Hahahahaha WB7 this has to be one of your funniest posts ever "Printy the Clown" lol you killed me with that i have to remember that

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 08:26 | 2325929 williambanzai7
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The nick name printy was the Limerick Kings fine contribution.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 03:44 | 2325752 blindman
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05 April 2012
Unfulfilled Dreams: A Tension At the Heart of the Universe
" get your heart right.." mlk

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 02:52 | 2325708 cherry picker
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Dear Mr Banzai7;

I like your thinking and art and they way you express yourself.

We should start a little movement to ask Obama to return his Nobel Peace Prize before the election as we would not want his legacy to tarnish this instituion of Nobel, would we?



Sun, 04/08/2012 - 02:25 | 2325687 Agent P
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Killer Bunny, classic!

That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide...


Sun, 04/08/2012 - 02:15 | 2325680 hangemhigh77
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Hey Banzai, you're aging like a fine wine. This shit keeps getting better and better.  Not only is this shit funny as hell, it's making HUGE statements for the REAL victims of this whole criminal fascist debacle going on.  The shit has gotten so crazy that people can either believe it or not, there is no grey area anymore.  Keep knockin' their dicks in the dirt Banzai, you're the man.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 08:24 | 2325926 williambanzai7
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We are out of the gray zone. Now we are in the town waiting for High Plains Drifter to arrive.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 18:28 | 2326708 hangemhigh77
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I can't wait till he starts whipping the bad guy.  However, there should be a script change and he should shoot Timmah The Midget.

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 02:00 | 2325665 RocketmanBob
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The Last Schtupper...My sides hurt from lauging at that one!

Great as always Banzai7 :)

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 01:52 | 2325660 PoliticalRefuge...
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Full moon...

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 20:44 | 2326916 noob
Sun, 04/08/2012 - 01:28 | 2325643 non_anon
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Happy Easter wbanzai7 and ZH staff, peeps and fuck JPM.GS and the rest of them!

Sun, 04/08/2012 - 01:03 | 2325620 blindman
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dig this.
Professor Longhair -- 01 Gonna Leave Dis Town 02 Red Beans
happy? easter.

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