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HOPELESS...


Obamney: a portrait of hope
Has someone been smokin' some dope?
These guys are the same
Just different in name
They'll both make you pick up the soap!

The Limerick King

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OBAMNEY TWINS


Just look at these twins filled with glee
The difference is so hard to see
They're shining so bright
Pretending to fight
They're spawn of The Powers That Be

The Limerick King

 

NO CHANGE

 


The sign makes it perfectly clear
No change will be given in here
Just left and right spins
Regardless who wins
The sheeple get poked in the rear

The Limerick King

 

 

 

 

DESPAIR

 

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Mon, 04/16/2012 - 23:09 | 2350434 blindman
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Vietnam man buys little piece of American dream
Vietnamese businessman buys smallest town in US, plans to showcase goods made in Vietnam
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/vietnam-man-buys-little-piece-104854737.html
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"...The town was formed as the Transcontinental Railroad was built in the 1860s. Up to 2,000 people lived there before the railroad was rerouted. Now, it's more of a stop off the busy interstate for passers-by eager to get a snapshot with the green road sign that reads "Buford, Pop 1." "

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 22:32 | 2350383 rlouis
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Tragically right on.  Sometimes, satire hurts. How ironic! 

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 22:07 | 2350348 blindman
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John Cage & Sun Ra - John Cage Meets Sun Ra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZKeb_sDRi0&feature=related
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Slaves of the Banks for Nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPtYGJOh3f4

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 21:03 | 2350224 stant
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i worry more about my fruit trees than my stocks.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 20:51 | 2350203 hangemhigh77
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You all know that it ALWAYS comes down to taking names and kicking asses, ALWAYS. I mean look how the crooks take care of business. When Jamie "I'm a scum sucking piece of shit" Dimon wanted his money from Jon "I'm a slimey motherfucker" Cockzine he didn't hire lawyers and threaten to sue him.  He told Cockzine to come across or you're fucking dead. And THAT'S EXACTLY how it;'s gonna be for them. When the lynchmobs finally catch up to these shitbags they will just be hanged. No lawyrers judges or corrupt courts needed.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 20:57 | 2350216 AldousHuxley
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Obama: goldman sachs is your overlord

Romney: Bain  Cap is your overlord

Palin: Big Oil is your overlord

Cheney: military industrial complex is your overlord

 

 

either way, capitalism means money is your god above all else.

 

communism failed for denying capital and competition's importance. historical result--> elites had to live like the poor.

capitalism will fail for denying labor and social balance's importance. historical result--> poor kills elites.

 

without balance, nature will pull you out of the gene pool.

 

 

 

 

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 22:07 | 2350344 williambanzai7
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When you look at who is backing the two of them you see the proof in the pudding.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 21:48 | 2350308 hangemhigh77
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I'm looking forward to the hanging part. All elites off the yacht and out of the gene pool.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:32 | 2350071 nasa
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"Despair you can believe in"...  is as good as it gets WB7. Bravo on another masterpiece

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:15 | 2350043 Fix It Again Timmy
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Old Secret Service Motto: "Worthy of Trust and Confidence" - New Motto: "Thar she blows".

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:39 | 2350087 nmewn
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lol...lifes one big party when its on someone elses dime.

Our Secretary of State...

http://www.noticias24.com/internacionales/noticia/35512/en-fotos-hillary-clinton-deja-atras-el-trabajo-para-disfrutar-de-la-noche-en-cartagena/

...not sure when she got to Cartagena but she'd have to pay me...A LOT!!!

Meanwhile, the kids are still stealing the knives & forks and pleading the fifth...

The General Services Administration official at the center of a scandal over lavish government spending declined to answer questions at a congressional hearing on Monday, invoking the Fifth Amendment.

“Mr. Chairman, on the advice of my counsel I respectfully decline to answer based upon my Fifth Amendment constitutionally privilege,” Jeff Neely, the GSA official, said repeatedly in response to a string of questions from Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.), the chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.

Issa had subpoenaed Neely for his role in organizing a 2010 Las Vegas conference of the GSA’s Public Buildings Service, for which Neely serves as a regional commissioner.

A damning GSA Inspector General report, released earlier this month, detailed the almost $823,000 taxpayer-funded tab for the conference, including $146,527 for catered food, $6,325 for commemorative coins and $75,000 for a cooperation-building exercise to construct bicycles.

The report led to the quick resignation of GSA’s Administrator Martha Johnson, and brought a wave of loud condemnation from Republicans, who contend it reveals a culture of corruption in the GSA, in particular, and a trend of overspending in the Obama administration, in general. Democrats have also loudly criticized Neely and GSA, something they continued at Monday’s hearing."

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/2030/432/GSA_official_Neely_pleads_the_Fifth.html

...hide the fucking china.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:47 | 2350102 Acorn10012
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Get that cow in front of a plow.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:53 | 2350114 nmewn
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lol...its all the cow has ever known...riding in a cart that people pull.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 22:03 | 2350334 williambanzai7
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Did you know that 50-60 percent of employed economists are employed by the US government? The others are on Wall Street, in educational institutions and think tanks.

The first thing we do...

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 06:28 | 2350809 Ghordius
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WB7, this reminds me that 1950 the US boasted 50% of the world's engineers and 1980 the same country boasted 50% of the world's lawyers.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 07:01 | 2350830 williambanzai7
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I don think we've reached that number with economists. But clearly we have way too many central planners and not enough doers.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 06:24 | 2350800 nmewn
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And they're doing such a wonderful job...lol.

"The first thing we do..."

Yes, right after the lawyers ;-)

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 23:29 | 2350464 Pitchman
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Get the economist to measure out proper lengths of non elastic of rope and then hunt down the...

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:14 | 2350037 nmewn
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 20:40 | 2350190 Goldilocks
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Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NCZ4l8FCFc (3:25)

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 20:51 | 2350206 nmewn
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Hey, theres an old one.

Here ya go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8B-V6_hlAM

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 18:34 | 2349980 DollarMenu
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Thanks WB7.

Your partnership with Limerick King is really paying off.

You guys are executing clean, quick, kill shots. One after another.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 22:39 | 2350327 williambanzai7
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More like looney collaboration ;-)

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 17:41 | 2349881 Walt D.
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WilliamBanzai7 - cartoon suggestion.

Two bums sat on the sidewalk with tin cans.

First bum: "Can you spare some hope?"

Second bum: "Can you spare some change?"

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 22:35 | 2350321 williambanzai7
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The one thing Palin or one of her handlers did nail was the hopey changey hooey. Speaking of Palin, I just watched Game Changer, very entertaining and frightening.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 21:31 | 2350273 palmereldritch
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Third bum: "Shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up faster."

Fourth bum: "Say didn't you use to work at the BLS?"

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 17:31 | 2349857 Pitchman
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Banzai this is fantastic stuff.  It is totally supportive of the piece I just did so I used it in its entirety with appropriate credit and the following ending:

You can enjoy the "Visual Combat" of williambanzai7 at zero hedge on a daily basis.


The piece was added to: Mitt Romney Is Totally Unelectable! Vote Ron Paul 2012!

And as a supporting piece here: SoRRY No CHaNGe

I also used your Scrabble piece here: With Monsanto the FDA, Bernanke and the rest of the psychopathic phenotype in tow Mustafa Cohen carries the day. - What lack of imagination leads to

If this is not to your liking let me know and they come down.

Keep up the great work!

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 21:57 | 2350318 williambanzai7
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You are following the web etiquette, so be my guest.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 17:23 | 2349835 Miss Expectations
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There's change all right, just not the change you were looking for.  Are demons attracted by the light?

http://3weirdsisters.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/chthulu-thomas-kinkade-...

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 18:31 | 2349973 AgShaman
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Was that the Vampire Squid taking ownership of their new digs? (an unmentioned Greek island)

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 17:04 | 2349797 ebworthen
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If Romney wins (doubt it) he will make Obama Secretary of Labor.

If Obama wins, he will be invited to Romney's welcome dinner at Goldman Sachs.

Ron Paul is the only one of the whole lot on either side that will go back to actually doing work.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 17:03 | 2349796 Conax
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You guys are getting pretty smooth!

That Despair button should sell out quick, man.  How come it wasn't a 2 headed turkey?

Oh i see, it needed to have four legs.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 21:55 | 2350314 williambanzai7
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I used Thomas Nasts's two headed Tamany Tiger.

This theme of being deluded by same same old thing has been around a long long time. When you go back and loon at the old cartoons you see all the warnings that have been missed or forgotten.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 23:55 | 2350488 Conax
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Old New York politics.  All I know of that came from 'Gangs of New York'. A wild and woolly town in those days. I should have caught that with a Bill the Butcher av.

You and the Limerick King are syncopating, keep up the good work. Kicks ass.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 16:42 | 2349739 SlorgGamma
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The Shining reference is golden.

Jack Halloran as the US national security state gone psycho, Wendy as the long-suffering US voter, and now we 99Percenters are hiding in the hedge maze, in the economic blizzard... 

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 18:29 | 2349969 AgShaman
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I agree....hahaha

"Come play with us Danny....forever...and ever."

Nice touch Banzai7

 

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 23:19 | 2350451 Ness.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

 

Jack Torrance

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 16:40 | 2349720 hangemhigh77
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Driving up the Thruway I saw a big brand new pig chevy SUV with the license plate "1 NY Senate"

 

I drove up next to it honked my horn till they all looked and then gave them all the finger and screamed FUCK YOU at them.  It felt GREAT!!!!!!

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 16:58 | 2349778 hardcleareye
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Not a smart thing to do in the vampire state, remember according to the Supreme Court they can now strip and perform cavity searches on you for traffic violations.......

 

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 20:45 | 2350195 hangemhigh77
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They gotta catch me first and second, I would do it anyway, IT FELT GREAT!!!!  If they would have opened their window I would have tried to spit on them.  They're just ooooozing scum.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 16:14 | 2349608 Son of Loki
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When I talk to my German friends, even THEY are happier then most Americans I know....they are usually perpetually depressed but Americans seemed to have lost that gusto, that creativity, that work ethic they used to have......sad...may it rest in peace.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 16:20 | 2349639 Eric L. Prentis
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It is IMPOSSIBLE to rekindle “animal spirits,” living on George Orwell’s Animal Farm—where “all animals are equal, but some animals (pig banksters) are more equal than others.” Ten thousand banksters deserve to be in maximum security prison.

 

But Wall Street banksters pay protection money to politicians, so we have a loss-of-trust and a shitty economy. I call this a lousy tradeoff.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 16:03 | 2349564 Wakanda
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Hopelessness and despair (BO and Mittens) are not viable options.

The Second American Revolution - coming soon to a neighborhood near you!

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 19:08 | 2350029 Pitchman
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Today’s challenges bring to mind JFK’s prophetic words of truth in his attempts to End The Fed, stop the war in SE Asia and battle organized crime;

“A revolution is coming – a revolution which will be peaceful if we are wise enough, compassionate if we care enough, successful if we are fortunate enough – but a revolution is coming whether we will it or not. We can affect its character, we cannot alter its inevitability.” – JFK

It is really very simple; those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.

“This is not a question of party loyalty, but a great fundamental principle of freedom, justice and humanity, a tenet of truth, law and legal right which is sought to be tampered with, and down-trod.” – Colonel Charles V. DeLand, February 8, 1854 – A Principle founder of the then 'new' Republican Party (the last time a new outlook replaced a major party).

Please See: Mitt Romney Is Totally Unelectable! Vote Ron Paul 2012!

 

Inflection Point

 

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 20:46 | 2350199 hangemhigh77
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I remember those days and reflecting on those times a lot of people seemed to say intelligent things.  Today all you hear is stoooooooooooooooooopid shit from dumbasses.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 16:20 | 2349637 OutLookingIn
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Agreed.

Require a miracle.

Either one of these Bozo's gets in - kiss our collective arse ends goodbye!

The last and ONLY long shot hope is for the dark horse - Ron Paul.

The choice is clear - Ron Paul or ????????? Trouble with a capital 'T'.

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 16:46 | 2349750 12ToothAssassin
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WHy does no one discuss Buddy Romer? Has as much chance as RP but would do better IMO

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 17:39 | 2349874 Uchtdorf
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Are you serious? Who wants a president of a country, not the Fried Chicken Shack O' Delight just south of Murfreesboro, to be named "Buddy?"

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 16:19 | 2349635 bank guy in Brussels
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Very likely, in America, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, as Gil Scott-Heron told us four decades ago ...

Absolutely classic bongo-drum US revolutionary poetry -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGaRtqrlGy8

Mon, 04/16/2012 - 15:48 | 2349498 aerojet
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You just have to laugh at how hopeless the federal elections process has become.  Freaking Mitt Romney, are we serious? 

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