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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 04/17/2012 14:47 -0400

The Service is Secret in here
Taking precautions is clear
Their guns are erect
To serve and protect
It's prudent to park in the rear

The Limerick King

WB7: My Dad asked me what I was going to do about the Colombia fiasco, to which I responded: What am I going to do, it has nothing to do with politics and finance. Then I thought about it and said to my self that is not good enough, I owe more to ZH readers and my Dad. So I came up with thisl

The Limerick King, of course, was quick to jump on board!

Remember where the biggest brothel in the world is...

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Tue, 04/17/2012 - 21:37 | 2353264 outofhere

CAPITAL BOOBS! What a great analogy for Congress.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 21:19 | 2353238 hangemhigh77

And of course one of the FUCKING PRICK cops tries to stiff one of the hookers. Cops, always trying for that free donut. I bet he had the smallest dic too. Then again most cops are dickless.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 20:55 | 2353196 nah

WHAT IS IN THAT CAR

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 21:22 | 2353250 outofhere

A BIG piston rod.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 20:08 | 2353115 dexter_morgan

Saw this headline:

"Secret Service looking into Ted Nugent violent anti-Obama message"

first thing that came to mind was when do they have the time between all the hookers and booze?

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 21:19 | 2353245 hangemhigh77

That's BULLSHIT!! Nugent is better than that, he can do BOTH Romnuts AND Oboner.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 20:14 | 2353126 djsmps

I think I'm starting to like Ted Nugent.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 21:34 | 2353269 HarryM

Send all 3 into woods with a bow and arrows and I know which one will come out alive.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:58 | 2353095 Withdrawn Sanction

Well done, WB.

But this thing dont pass the smell test. Something's fishy, and it aint entirely the hookers. Dont know what it is, but something's up

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:44 | 2353070 10044

American chicks are just simply HOT

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 21:48 | 2353307 sosoome

Except for plastic boobs...what a turnoff.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 21:21 | 2353249 hangemhigh77

I agree, hot hot hot...but dumb as a bag of hammers with nail polish.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:32 | 2353054 UP4Liberty

WB - WAY TO GET YOUR "DEBT OUT"!

Secret "SERVICE". AWESOME.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:08 | 2353006 ebworthen

Motorcade support unit, bulletproof glass

Heavy tint film to deflect the mass

Of a bullet or camera

A useful chimera

It also hides all the ass.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:00 | 2352980 ebworthen

TITS ahoy!

You need guys with testosterone, but brains and character don't hurt either.

If these guys were single I don't care what they did with their slick Willies, but I don't want to pay for it.

If these guys were married they shouldn't have been dipping their wicks in salsa while the Wife was taking care of the kids and the home-front.

Of course, Congress and D.C. is a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah and yet some wonder why we are $16 Trillion in debt with $65 Trillion of unfunded promises...

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 18:51 | 2352956 Fix It Again Timmy

Next time, give her the damn tree fiddy and be done with it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qcbgclG4_A

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 18:49 | 2352953 bobola

WB, excellent as always...!!!!!!!!!!

Love the creativity of using the capital building for boobs.

A hat tip to your dad.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 18:30 | 2352918 skepticCarl

I'm still stuck on that second photo.

Those two babes are not known for their wits

They are all glamour, beauty, and glitz

But I'm reluctant to post

What stands out the most

Is the girl on the right has big legs

.........the limerick Douche......

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 07:35 | 2354152 WALLST8MY8BALL

I would have ended it with Anal Zitz!

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 17:13 | 2352741 mendolover

Thanks for your dedication WB! And the hotties too!!

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:56 | 2352684 Wakanda

I'm cracking a cold Shock Top Wheat Ale for a toast to WB7's dad for inspiring his wicked smart and talented son to bring us the best political/financial satire art on the internet, if not on the planet.

Cheers sir! Your son makes me laugh and wince almost every day!

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:54 | 2352679 tamboo

The Norway Massacre trial begins

Israel Criminalizes Travel

Rabbis For Violence, Brutality And Abuse

Mockery of Jesus - A Jewish Tradition

The 'Chosen', Christian Zionism & The MidEast Crisis

Watch The Newest Israel Brutal Fascism

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:49 | 2352673 blindman

life is tuff and gettin' tuff r.
The Allman Brothers Band
Whipping Post
Fillmore East (New York, NY) Sep 23, 1970
http://www.wolfgangsvault.com/the-allman-brothers-band/video/whipping-po...

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:48 | 2352663 mogul rider

sloppy seconds for the communist in chief, makes sense actually

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:02 | 2352992 ebworthen

He prefers two cabana boys if the rumors are true.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:47 | 2352661 hangemhigh77

What the fuck? The agents are just doing their job!! They have to make sure all these babes are safe for the Commander and Chief. Kinda like a royal taste tester.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:48 | 2352654 mogul rider

rumours abound that the Columbian honeys wouldn't take the american Peso and demanded physical. That is why the coordinated attack on gold happened this morning. To send a message to these girls that you don't frig with the man.

Celente was yapping about Auschwitz at King World so they shut them down.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:21 | 2352614 walküre

The Service is Secret in here
Taking precautions is clear
Their guns are erect
To serve and protect
It's prudent to park in the rear

The Limerick King

SMART! WOW, the talent!

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:28 | 2352634 williambanzai7

Some of these pictures I produce are already over the top and the LK then pushes them into the ozone.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:20 | 2352611 Frastric

Where do you find these women banzai?

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:24 | 2352620 williambanzai7

In my basement ;-)

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 21:38 | 2353280 Agent P

It puts the lotion in the basket...

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 18:23 | 2352908 nmewn

I'll give ya forty seven bucks for one, not a penny more...lol.

(NaturalNews) Knock knock, says the lady at the door. "Who's there?" replies the U.S. Secret Service supervisor. "The girl you were banging last night. I want my $47 or I'm gonna start screaming." Such was the situation that unfolded last week in Colombia and has now exploded into a global media nightmare for the U.S. government. Remarkably, the U.S. government agent refused to pay the $47 until things got far, far worse.

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/035580_Secret_Service_Colombia_prostitutes.html#ixzz1sL4mqeqa

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 21:33 | 2353272 tom a taxpayer

The per diem for government employees needs to be raised at least $47 above current level. Problem solved.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:17 | 2352599 Lmo Mutton

Though NOT the technical expert for the script, it is;

"Positive Rate, Gear Up."

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:18 | 2352602 williambanzai7

I think they changed it to debt ceiling up...

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:25 | 2352622 Lmo Mutton

I stand corrected sir.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 16:01 | 2352556 ThisIsBob

25 of the lads were down Mexico way over spring break, doing some daughter-sitting. Just wonder...

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:48 | 2352513 Careless Whisper

LOVE has no borders. ®

http://www.latin-wife.com/romance-tour.asp

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:56 | 2352531 williambanzai7

Nice carnivale shots.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:46 | 2352502 dexter_morgan

So, this was the advance team.......making it safe for 'da boss man? Brings a lot of thoughts to mind there it does................................

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:42 | 2352477 stant

they will have to pay in gold next trip. they were not swift enough this time

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:37 | 2352471 xela2200

The name of the country is Colombia.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:38 | 2352474 williambanzai7

Thank you

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 21:09 | 2353225 xela2200

Common mistake.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 00:05 | 2353656 williambanzai7

Actually I know the proper spelling, it was a mental slip with the biggest whoring town on Earth, District of Columbia.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:35 | 2352458 Dan Conway

Thanks for making me laugh during my work day!

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:32 | 2352454 Eric L. Prentis

Appropriate ta-tas!

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:24 | 2352433 Buzzworthy

More WB7 babes please.

Tue, 04/17/2012 - 15:25 | 2352429 The Heart

You sure know how to dress em up WB!

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WheeLS UP!

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