WheeLS UP!

williambanzai7's picture




The Service is Secret in here
Taking precautions is clear
Their guns are erect
To serve and protect
It's prudent to park in the rear

The Limerick King

WB7: My Dad asked me what I was going to do about the Colombia fiasco, to which I responded: What am I going to do, it has nothing to do with politics and finance. Then I thought about it and said to my self that is not good enough, I owe more to ZH readers and my Dad. So I came up with thisl

The Limerick King, of course, was quick to jump on board!

Remember where the biggest brothel in the world is...


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outofhere's picture

CAPITAL BOOBS!  What a great analogy for Congress.

hangemhigh77's picture

And of course one of the FUCKING PRICK cops tries to stiff one of the hookers.  Cops, always trying for that free donut.  I bet he had the smallest dic too. Then again most cops are dickless.

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dexter_morgan's picture

Saw this headline:

"Secret Service looking into Ted Nugent violent anti-Obama message"

first thing that came to mind was when do they have the time between all the hookers and booze?

hangemhigh77's picture

That's BULLSHIT!!  Nugent is better than that, he can do BOTH Romnuts AND Oboner.

djsmps's picture

I think I'm starting to like Ted Nugent.

HarryM's picture

Send all 3 into woods with a bow and arrows and I know which one will come out alive.

Withdrawn Sanction's picture

Well done, WB.

But this thing dont pass the smell test.  Something's fishy, and it aint entirely the hookers.  Dont know what it is, but something's up

10044's picture

American chicks are just simply HOT

sosoome's picture

Except for plastic boobs...what a turnoff.

hangemhigh77's picture

I agree, hot hot hot...but dumb as a bag of hammers with nail polish.

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ebworthen's picture

Motorcade support unit, bulletproof glass

Heavy tint film to deflect the mass

Of a bullet or camera

A useful chimera

It also hides all the ass.

ebworthen's picture

TITS ahoy!

You need guys with testosterone, but brains and character don't hurt either.

If these guys were single I don't care what they did with their slick Willies, but I don't want to pay for it.

If these guys were married they shouldn't have been dipping their wicks in salsa while the Wife was taking care of the kids and the home-front.

Of course, Congress and D.C. is a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah and yet some wonder why we are $16 Trillion in debt with $65 Trillion of unfunded promises...

Fix It Again Timmy's picture

Next time, give her the damn tree fiddy and be done with it....




bobola's picture

WB, excellent as always...!!!!!!!!!!

Love the creativity of using the capital building for boobs.

A hat tip to your dad.


skepticCarl's picture

I'm still stuck on that second photo.


Those two babes are not known for their wits

They are all glamour, beauty, and glitz

But I'm reluctant to post

What stands out the most

Is the girl on the right has big  legs


.........the limerick Douche......

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

I would have ended it with Anal Zitz!

mendolover's picture

Thanks for your dedication WB!  And the hotties too!!

Wakanda's picture

I'm cracking a cold Shock Top Wheat Ale for a toast to WB7's dad for inspiring his wicked smart and talented son to bring us the best political/financial satire art on the internet, if not on the planet.

Cheers sir!  Your son makes me laugh and wince almost every day!

blindman's picture

life is tuff and gettin' tuff r.
The Allman Brothers Band
Whipping Post
Fillmore East (New York, NY) Sep 23, 1970

mogul rider's picture

sloppy seconds for the communist in chief, makes sense actually

ebworthen's picture

He prefers two cabana boys if the rumors are true.

hangemhigh77's picture

What the fuck?  The agents are just doing their job!!  They have to make sure all these babes are safe for the Commander and Chief.  Kinda like a royal taste tester.

mogul rider's picture

rumours abound that the Columbian honeys wouldn't take the american Peso and demanded physical. That is why the coordinated attack on gold happened this morning. To send a message to these girls that you don't frig with the man.

Celente was yapping about Auschwitz at King World so they shut them down.

walküre's picture

The Service is Secret in here
Taking precautions is clear
Their guns are erect
To serve and protect
It's prudent to park in the rear

The Limerick King



SMART! WOW, the talent!

williambanzai7's picture

Some of these pictures I produce are already over the top and the LK then pushes them into the ozone.

Frastric's picture

Where do you find these women banzai?

Agent P's picture

It puts the lotion in the basket...

nmewn's picture

I'll give ya forty seven bucks for one, not a penny more...lol.

(NaturalNews) Knock knock, says the lady at the door. "Who's there?" replies the U.S. Secret Service supervisor. "The girl you were banging last night. I want my $47 or I'm gonna start screaming." Such was the situation that unfolded last week in Colombia and has now exploded into a global media nightmare for the U.S. government. Remarkably, the U.S. government agent refused to pay the $47 until things got far, far worse.

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/035580_Secret_Service_Colombia_prostitutes.html#ixzz1sL4mqeqa

tom a taxpayer's picture

The per diem for government employees needs to be raised at least $47 above current level. Problem solved.

Lmo Mutton's picture

Though NOT the technical expert for the script, it is;

"Positive Rate, Gear Up."

williambanzai7's picture

I think they changed it to debt ceiling up...

ThisIsBob's picture

25 of the lads were down Mexico way over spring break, doing some daughter-sitting.  Just wonder...

dexter_morgan's picture

So, this was the advance team.......making it safe for 'da boss man? Brings a lot of thoughts to mind there it does................................

stant's picture

they will have to pay in gold next trip. they were not swift enough this time

xela2200's picture

The name of the country is Colombia.

williambanzai7's picture

Actually I know the proper spelling, it was a mental slip with the biggest whoring town on Earth, District of Columbia.

Dan Conway's picture

Thanks for making me laugh during my work day!

Buzzworthy's picture

More WB7 babes please.

The Heart's picture

You sure know how to dress em up WB!

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