What every serious trader needs!

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Wed, 04/18/2012 - 16:44 | 2356017 NEOSERF
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What every serious trader NEEDS is an unlimited expense account, Dom Perignon, a couple of escorts and a vibrating bed...

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 15:04 | 2355662 Wakanda
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Does the bike seat shove a white hot poker up one's ass when a central banker hits cntrl-p?

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 14:50 | 2355627 resurger
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lol Epicness

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 14:43 | 2355608 Stuck on Zero
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Is this going to be called the:

Kondratiev cycle?


Wed, 04/18/2012 - 13:41 | 2355373 Clowns on Acid
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The speed of the pedals can be dictated by the collective volatility of one's portfolio. If portfolio gets volatile, you'll bet the trader will be feckin' awake!

Keeps the trader in training for the market's Tour de Farce.

How much ?

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 13:00 | 2355249 blu
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A chocolate bar on a stick is cheaper and uses less electricity

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 14:52 | 2355640 LFMayor
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The stick alone is cheaper still, and provides exercise for yet another person.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:39 | 2355191 ThisIsBob
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I much prefer the natural gas powered set up.


Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:31 | 2355165 Dark Space
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You can clearly see that there is a body under the blanket, it's facing the bike and the victim's left hand is hanging over their left knee. I'm guessing it is PivotFarm's former analyst that he forced to ride the bike all day long while booking trades, eventually killing her from exhaustion! What a cruel work environment!

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 13:34 | 2355346 sprodriguez
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It's an angry falcon guard..."Pedal faster you lazy motherf**ker!"

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:40 | 2355187 Pivotfarm
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Life's a bitch...then you come work for Pivotfarm.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:08 | 2355092 hedgeless_horseman
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What is the book?

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:14 | 2355118 Pivotfarm
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Technical Analysis of the Financial Markets by John J Murphy

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:54 | 2355042 cliffynator
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For added motivation, the monitor power should be generated directly by the bike.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:50 | 2355035 ebworthen
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I like it, dual purpose, don't forget lumbar support and water.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:47 | 2355019 tmosley
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I have a similar setup in my home office.

Just a laptop and a monitor for me, though, and the laptop is the only thing on the bike.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:42 | 2354997 _underscore
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Perhaps the sub-text here is the perfect analogy of today's markets: Pedalling like F~%K, just to stand still.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:42 | 2354995 Seorse Gorog fr...
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I stand at my desk and keep a set of weights. A muay thai heavy bag would be a nice addition, especially for those schizo days...

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:41 | 2354992 ebworthen
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What's under that sheet in the corner?

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:41 | 2354998 Pivotfarm
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Its old hard drives, computer wires, trading journals and a bunch of stuff, this was a dusty job!

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 14:52 | 2355636 LFMayor
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Jame Gumb: "Uuuhhhh,  was she a big, fat person"?

Hardrives.  Right.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:49 | 2355031 ebworthen
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wink wink

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:46 | 2355016 Seorse Gorog fr...
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Yeah right. Looks like your last victim.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:45 | 2354991 tamboo
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i see your tradercise bike and raise you  one MWE Emperor 200 - $45,000





i need at least 4 displays so these setups dont cut it for me.



Wed, 04/18/2012 - 13:49 | 2355391 Pivotfarm
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wow thats awesome! Well considering this cost me $20 in board and fixings + an old static bike cant complain lol

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 12:52 | 2355222 Ruffcut
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Can I get a model that has benny and timmy on the seat pad?

I will use a toilet for my throne. On bad trades, each flush deserves the other.

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:13 | 2354877 Smiddywesson
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Actually, a hampster wheel would be more appropriate if my recent trading was taken into consideration

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:09 | 2354861 distopiandreamboy
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Can you set the difficulty level to follow the S&P?

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:14 | 2354878 Pivotfarm
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lol - It's always a possbility, S&P Hill mode

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 11:34 | 2354963 distopiandreamboy
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Haha it'll be the first stationary bike capable of crashing!

Wed, 04/18/2012 - 15:26 | 2355726 Manthong
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every serious trader needs..

I don't see the eight ounce glass of straght-up Black Jack on that table.

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