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What every serious trader NEEDS is an unlimited expense account, Dom Perignon, a couple of escorts and a vibrating bed...
Does the bike seat shove a white hot poker up one's ass when a central banker hits cntrl-p?
lol Epicness
Is this going to be called the:
The speed of the pedals can be dictated by the collective volatility of one's portfolio. If portfolio gets volatile, you'll bet the trader will be feckin' awake!
Keeps the trader in training for the market's Tour de Farce.
How much ?
A chocolate bar on a stick is cheaper and uses less electricity
The stick alone is cheaper still, and provides exercise for yet another person.
I much prefer the natural gas powered set up.
http://deshoda.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bathroomCOMPUTER.jpg
You can clearly see that there is a body under the blanket, it's facing the bike and the victim's left hand is hanging over their left knee. I'm guessing it is PivotFarm's former analyst that he forced to ride the bike all day long while booking trades, eventually killing her from exhaustion! What a cruel work environment!
It's an angry falcon guard..."Pedal faster you lazy motherf**ker!"
Life's a bitch...then you come work for Pivotfarm.
What is the book?
Technical Analysis of the Financial Markets by John J Murphy
For added motivation, the monitor power should be generated directly by the bike.
I like it, dual purpose, don't forget lumbar support and water.
I have a similar setup in my home office.
Just a laptop and a monitor for me, though, and the laptop is the only thing on the bike.
Perhaps the sub-text here is the perfect analogy of today's markets: Pedalling like F~%K, just to stand still.
I stand at my desk and keep a set of weights. A muay thai heavy bag would be a nice addition, especially for those schizo days...
What's under that sheet in the corner?
Its old hard drives, computer wires, trading journals and a bunch of stuff, this was a dusty job!
Jame Gumb: "Uuuhhhh, was she a big, fat person"?
Hardrives. Right.
wink wink
Yeah right. Looks like your last victim.
i see your tradercise bike and raise you one MWE Emperor 200 - $45,000
http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/04/gadgets-for-the-elite-1-percent/?...
i need at least 4 displays so these setups dont cut it for me.
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/152/843e621d69354b34befcca96...
wow thats awesome! Well considering this cost me $20 in board and fixings + an old static bike cant complain lol
Can I get a model that has benny and timmy on the seat pad?
I will use a toilet for my throne. On bad trades, each flush deserves the other.
Actually, a hampster wheel would be more appropriate if my recent trading was taken into consideration
Can you set the difficulty level to follow the S&P?
lol - It's always a possbility, S&P Hill mode
Haha it'll be the first stationary bike capable of crashing!
every serious trader needs..
I don't see the eight ounce glass of straght-up Black Jack on that table.