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FAT BOTTOMED GOLDMAN GIRL (REDUX)
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FAT BOTTOMED GOLDMAN GIRLS
(FAT BOTTOMED GIRLS, QUEEN)

WilliamBanzai7

Are you gonna get bailed again tonight

Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight

Are you gonna let your trading book hang out

FED bailout whore

You spin the world of finance upside down

[Riff]

Hey I had just a skinny NAV

Never knew Wall Street good from Wall Street bad

But I knew life before I left my trader nursery

Left alone with Lloydie's fat bailout fanny

Lord such a royal mega scammy

Heap big bailout whore you made a schtupster out of me

Hey hey!

Ive been seeing bailout scams

Across the Bloomberg wire across the land

I seen every sorry financial service floozy on the way

But their wily bailout guile

Went kind of smooth for quite a while

That lowdown squid bailout whore will screw you every time

Are you gonna get bailed again tonight?

Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight

Oh will you take em for all they got

FED bailout whore

You spin the world of finance upside down

[Interlude]

Hey listen here

Now you bloated bailout pig

Doin the Paulsen bailout bonus jig

Sure aint no T-B-T-F Queen in this locality (I tell you)

Oh but we still get some pleasure

Watchin the Fed fish for subprime treasure

Heap bailout whore you make circus clowns of Holder, Frank and Bernanke

Now get this

Are you gonna get bailed again tonight?

Or will Uncle Sam finally put up a fight

Oh will you take em for all they got

FED bailout whore

Will you ever get out of town?

Get on your bailout bikes and ride....

[WB7: Dear Lloyd, Please don't ever resign...You are the most sorry and visible douche bag of a target we all could ever hope for.

Keep on rocking!]

DEBT PILE

 

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Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:46 | 2376172 apberusdisvet
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Remember when lloydie poop made headlines about a year ago when he engaged high priced counsel?  Hmmm. guilty conscience, or was he given a head's up?  As usual nothing materialized.

THE FIX IS ALWAYS IN!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:34 | 2376328 LasVegasDave
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http://www.suntimes.com/news/world/10393195-418/egyptian-comedian-sentenced-for-offending-islam.html

Ill take your society run by crooked "joo" wall street bankers and raise you a fanatical religion that arrests comedians and stones adultering women.

Nice religion ya got there scamboo

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:49 | 2376368 i-dog
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Stop changing the subject. We're talking about the Tribe here.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:11 | 2376437 tamboo
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islam = no usury

simply unacceptable to joo know who.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:23 | 2375986 BandGap
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Anger is energy, I suppose. I stopped losing sleep over all the assholes running the world for their own purposes, though.

Loved the song, reminded me of my college days, when it first came out......on vinyl.

People get ready.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:58 | 2376392 Gully Foyle
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BandGap

I saw them in concert.

So high from smoking Hash, I passed out and missed the entire show.

Good seats too.

Then again, I saw lots of bands in concert, but due to party time I recall very little.

I guess that's what made it fun though.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:42 | 2376001 williambanzai7
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This song is still played/covered by Filipino bands in bars in Hong Kong. However, Bohemian Rapsody is considered an anthem and is played once every night by all of them.

As for anger, I have plenty of stock and I consider it my solemn duty to put something up every time one of these douche bags opens his mouth. What is important to them is how they will be judged by history. They are busy trying to respin everything and I will do whatever can be done to counter it graphically.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:01 | 2376402 Gully Foyle
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williambanzai7

"What is important to them is how they will be judged by history."

I doubt that.

They already have the puff biographies outlined.

They understand that the anger of the moment is lost the further one gets from the action.

In the end they are just footnotes.

 

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:18 | 2375980 hangemhigh77
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where's a homeless bum (ex GS client) who pushes people in front of speeding subway trains when you need him?

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 06:36 | 2375931 falak pema
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Its interesting to see what the Blankfein/GS squid pervasive mentality means : Facebook, 4 banks controlling 97% of US derivatives bubble, and organising the capitalist money making machine behind the curtain, like Glencore IPO in Switzerland and now upcoming Facebook IPO. 

Glencore - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This report BTW does NOT include its recent power plays in 2012...which are awesome. 

Glencore, Xstrata Enlist 18 Senior Bankers to Seal $90 Billion Merger Deal - Bloomberg

One US company now the profit pump of Nasdaq, aka Apple-Foxconn oligarchy, symbol of global slave society. 

Now one more mega company that runs US consumer market / Walmart.

See this : Crazy Facts About Walmart - Business Insider

Between Apple-Foxconn-Walmart-GS-Facebook. We know who runs the ENTIRE Earth on the private sector front. If the RM commodity markets are also cornered by the likes of BHP/Rio Tinto/Glencore, the stranglehold of Big Capital on the global economy is total. They run China!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 05:34 | 2375867 Wakanda
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[WB7: Dear Lloyd, Please don't ever resign...You are the most sorry and visible douche bag of a target we all could ever hope for.

Keep on rocking!]

Right on WB7!  Targets don't get much better than Lloyd Bee.  Let' hope he goes the full 12 rounds, clinging to the ropes, whining about how necessary he is and how much value he creates.

C(huckle)OL!

We WiLL RoCK You LLoyD Bee!

Love to see you squirm on the boob toob - doin' da WaLL STReeT HuSTLe.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 05:39 | 2375883 williambanzai7
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It is stubbornness and hubris for them not to get rid of him. He is a thumb in everyone's eye and is responsible for all their visible PR failings, among other things.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 06:57 | 2375958 JuicedGamma
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What's a nice bunch of schmucks like Rubin, Corzine, Paulson and Blankfein got in common?

Blankfein will be running for public office or heading Treasury soon enough.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 06:49 | 2375947 Wakanda
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Lloyd knows way too much.  He is only useful to them under their thumb or under the East River.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 04:44 | 2375848 Zero Govt
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truly great rock track from Queen (didn't know Brian May had something so raunchy in him!).. and you did the lyrics justice Banzai, fab :)

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 05:35 | 2375878 williambanzai7
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When I originally did this I was very pissed off. I'm still pissed off. I feel justified in reposting because I redid the photoshop.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 04:41 | 2375845 zhandax
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Congratulations, WB, this is up there with your Hendrix Christmas special!  Of course, you hit a nerve with his one.  I blew out a receiver when I hooked it to the frat house PA system and blasted this album out for about three days in a row.  Then you put it out of the park with lloyd squeezing those cheeks to grunt out another pile of debt.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 05:54 | 2375896 Wakanda
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Hope your frat buddies appreciated your good taste.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 05:33 | 2375877 williambanzai7
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I have to confess that in my youth I was not thrilled by Queen., although there were a few songs such as this one and Bohemian Rapsody that were exceptions. Later, after the crowds disappeared, I really began to appreciate their compositions, and they are truly compositions, musically.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:10 | 2376063 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Queens best song for this compilation has to be "Death on two legs"

Check it!

You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you breach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You've taken all my money - and you want more,
Misguided old mule
With your pigheaded rules
With your narrow - minded cronies you are fools of the first division-
Death on two legs -
You're tearing me apart,
Death on two legs
You never had a heart of your own -
Kill joy, Bad guy,
Big talking, Small fry
You're just an old barrow - boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me,
Can you face me -
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
Feel good, are you satisfied
Do you feel like suicide (I think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Does it plague you at night
Do you feel good - Feel good!

Talk like a big business tycoon,
you're just a hot - air balloon,
So no one gives you a damn,
You're just an overgrown school - boy
Let me tell you right.
dog with disease,
you're the King of the 'sleaze'
Put your money where your mouth is Mr. Know all,
Was your fin on the back part of the deal...(shark!)
Death on two legs
You're tearing me apart
Death on two legs -
You never had a heart of your own,
(You never did, right from the start)
Insane... should be put inside,
You're a sewer - rat decaying in a sess pool of pride
Should be made unemployed
make yourself null - and - void,
Make me feel good
I feel good.

 

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 08:52 | 2376199 Central Wanker
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They made this one about their bloodsucking manager who drove the band to near-bankruptcy.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 05:49 | 2375890 Wakanda
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Freddy was a huge opera fan, lavishing mountains of roses on his favorite divas.  He knew spectacle and the importance of story arc.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:03 | 2376413 Gully Foyle
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Wakanda

If I remember correctly Queen was one of the first bands to micormanage recording so that every track was optimal.


Thu, 04/26/2012 - 04:04 | 2375825 Nobody For President
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That lowdown squid bailout whore will screw you every time

 

Now there are some bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesssssssssssss...
 

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 04:28 | 2375838 williambanzai7
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If the bailouts were the price, we were sold one big Wall Street lemon and the more history is churned for answers the more apparent it becomes.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 03:25 | 2375813 Frastric
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Meet the man who bought the world...

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 02:57 | 2375795 williambanzai7
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SQUID ATTACK IN SEWER DRAIN

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:04 | 2376415 Gully Foyle
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williambanzai7

That's iconic.

Another one which hits the archetype.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:15 | 2375978 Nachdenken
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Towers: Eifel, Pisa and the twin Frankfurt bank then we have Europe in there too.  The fat bottoms are here as well.  Great William.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:03 | 2375960 JuicedGamma
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Bravo Banzai, a true masterpiece.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 05:37 | 2375875 Wakanda
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Goin' doooown da drain wit' da vampire squid.

Tip o' the hat to Matt Taibbi for that priceless archetypal metaphor.  Sums it up nicely in a way everyone can understand.

'Nother tip o' the hat to WB7 for turning this mind blowingly complex cluster fuck into images.

Also a big thanks to Jann Wenner and to TD for publishing these artists!

What a shit show!

 

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 09:47 | 2376362 rosiescenario
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....yes....to all your hat tips....being there are  3....a hat trick

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:02 | 2376405 Wakanda
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OK - a "hat trick-tip" to the ignored, the scorned, the bold, the mad-geniuses

Rock on dudes

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 06:56 | 2375957 Squealgies
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It's beautiful! Looks a little sphincter-esque, but that's me.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 07:01 | 2375962 Wakanda
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"sphincter-esque" - shit show

Sounds like a theme to me!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 05:50 | 2375880 williambanzai7
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This one came out perfect. There is nothing further to be done with it except print thousands and dump them on lower Manhattan ;-)

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:08 | 2376431 Cognitive Dissonance
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Roto-Rooter: "And away goes trouble down the drain."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkD6AfNFge0

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 10:46 | 2376600 Wakanda
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"And away goes trouble down the drain."

Taking downtown NYC with it...

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