NiGHT oF THe LiViNG KeYNeSiaNs

williambanzai7's picture

NIGHT OF THE LIVING KEYNESIANS
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NIGHT OF THE LIVING KEYNESIANS

 

The zombies are out in full force
Their theories quote Keynes as the source
These neo-Keynes schmucks
Are dead-stupid f*cks
Their brains have been eaten - of course

The Limerick King

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outofhere's picture

One good laugh...

Check out the Keynesians in the first 5 mins. of this vid. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhmMIj-Kxfg&feature=player_embedded

Yes_Questions's picture

 

 

It's true

 

they have no more brains

Yen Cross's picture

 You're not the only one addicted to [ SyFy } wb-7? 

  I've fallen in love with " Mad Men" . Reminds me of my childhood!

hangemhigh77's picture

How about some pics of the future after Ron Paul is elected? Maybe Jamie Dimon in stocks in Times Square paying reparations to the people of the US by placing a urinal above him and charging a dime per use.  There would be a line from Times Square to Boston. I'll drink a case of beer and pay a dollar a whack.

Lednbrass's picture

That would be nice, but I think it more likely that our kindly overlords in finance and politics would let the whole thing collapse and use the resulting chaos as proof of just how much we need them.

hangemhigh77's picture

The use of the word "fuck" was eloquently done. Nice job Banzaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

10044's picture

I was just wondering... what would ZH community do without WB7?? good question really.

BeetleBailey's picture

+100 WB...thanks for the evening chortle

WhiteNight123129's picture

What if pigs fly, what if you are the Pope smoking dope?

Vince Clortho's picture

You got me with this William.  I believe you have nailed it.

Top Notch.

lakecity55's picture

Scary!

We're gonna be eaten by Talmudic Satanist Joos!

LasVegasDave's picture

some 20 years later Rushdie still sentenced to death just for writing a book

http://news.yahoo.com/salman-rushdie-fatwa-alive-well-181211019.html

Ignorant, intolerant, medievel

 

LasVegasDave's picture

Yeah, lets give a thumbs down to someone opposing a death sentence for a writer.

fuck all of you evil assholes!  You dont deserve the bill of rights, magna carta or a free society.

how bout a cartoon slamming muslim intolerance Bill?

Put that wit to work

Lednbrass's picture

I'd like to see a depiction of Mohammed myself, perhaps lovingly mourning his late first wife before he married the 8 year old?

nmewn's picture

OMG no!!!...not a paradigm shift!!!

The muzzis have very thin skins you see, you gotta walk around on eggshells with em, centuries old Buddha statues might fall over by force of gravity alone around them, Christian obelisks marking the shores of entry and exit points might mysteriously disappear, the love of a woman could be mistaken as weakness/parity or...a muzzi might spontaneoulsy combust...or sumpin, out of sheer frustration ;-)

Panskeptic's picture

Yeah, it's tough for a committed Friedmanite or Austrian to watch Keynesians functioning with higher accuracy and a greater success rate.

What if everything you believe in turns out to be wrong? What if Keynesians ARE smarter?

Filthy limericks are about the intellectual limit of response I guess.

Too bad.

palmereldritch's picture

 

 

There once was a troll named Panskeptic
Whose colic bordered upon septic
An insufferable bore
Who could rival Al Gore
With down votes far short of 'heretic'

Ewtman's picture

$650 trillion dollars of global debt (not including derivative factors) says the limerick has valid prognosticative value. Plus I just like limericks. ... The was a young girl from Nantucket...

nowhereman's picture

Really it is sad, because nobody, that is nobody. practicing the shamanistic art of economics gets it right.

dogbreath's picture

I guess smart would describe the engeneering of the titanic ponzi that is the modern finnancial system.  they are smart untill enough people figure out it is a fraud.  I am glad I have qualities other than being smarter.

nowhereman's picture

You'll need those qualities. 

I hope they are adequate.

SilverTree's picture

Trickle-dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

cougar_w's picture

They feed on others brainz because they don't have any themselves.

ebworthen's picture

Where is that chainsaw!?!?

nmewn's picture

Is PETA aware of this?

We need to have Pamela Anderson weigh in on this, maybe doing Banzai-Hardees commercial ;-)

AGuy's picture

Isn't she a news reporter on MSNBC? (Madcow)

 

 

 

Piranhanoia's picture

Where's the rotating knives?  (secret handshake deleted of course)