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NiGHT oF THe LiViNG KeYNeSiaNs

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NIGHT OF THE LIVING KEYNESIANS
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NIGHT OF THE LIVING KEYNESIANS

 

The zombies are out in full force
Their theories quote Keynes as the source
These neo-Keynes schmucks
Are dead-stupid f*cks
Their brains have been eaten - of course

The Limerick King

 

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Thu, 04/26/2012 - 23:15 | 2379127 outofhere
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One good laugh...

Check out the Keynesians in the first 5 mins. of this vid. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhmMIj-Kxfg&feature=player_embedded

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 22:59 | 2379092 Yes_Questions
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It's true

 

they have no more brains

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 22:39 | 2379039 Yen Cross
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 You're not the only one addicted to [ SyFy } wb-7? 

  I've fallen in love with " Mad Men" . Reminds me of my childhood!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 22:09 | 2378977 hangemhigh77
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How about some pics of the future after Ron Paul is elected? Maybe Jamie Dimon in stocks in Times Square paying reparations to the people of the US by placing a urinal above him and charging a dime per use.  There would be a line from Times Square to Boston. I'll drink a case of beer and pay a dollar a whack.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 01:50 | 2379335 Lednbrass
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That would be nice, but I think it more likely that our kindly overlords in finance and politics would let the whole thing collapse and use the resulting chaos as proof of just how much we need them.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 21:52 | 2378942 hangemhigh77
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The use of the word "fuck" was eloquently done. Nice job Banzaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 20:47 | 2378787 10044
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I was just wondering... what would ZH community do without WB7?? good question really.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 20:28 | 2378741 BeetleBailey
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+100 WB...thanks for the evening chortle

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 19:29 | 2378588 WhiteNight123129
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What if pigs fly, what if you are the Pope smoking dope?

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 19:26 | 2378583 Mary Wilbur
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Bravo!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 19:17 | 2378554 Vince Clortho
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You got me with this William.  I believe you have nailed it.

Top Notch.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 18:13 | 2378348 lakecity55
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Scary!

We're gonna be eaten by Talmudic Satanist Joos!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 18:21 | 2378378 LasVegasDave
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some 20 years later Rushdie still sentenced to death just for writing a book

http://news.yahoo.com/salman-rushdie-fatwa-alive-well-181211019.html

Ignorant, intolerant, medievel

 

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 20:28 | 2378742 LasVegasDave
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Yeah, lets give a thumbs down to someone opposing a death sentence for a writer.

fuck all of you evil assholes!  You dont deserve the bill of rights, magna carta or a free society.

how bout a cartoon slamming muslim intolerance Bill?

Put that wit to work

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 02:01 | 2379341 Lednbrass
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I'd like to see a depiction of Mohammed myself, perhaps lovingly mourning his late first wife before he married the 8 year old?

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 22:12 | 2378987 nmewn
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OMG no!!!...not a paradigm shift!!!

The muzzis have very thin skins you see, you gotta walk around on eggshells with em, centuries old Buddha statues might fall over by force of gravity alone around them, Christian obelisks marking the shores of entry and exit points might mysteriously disappear, the love of a woman could be mistaken as weakness/parity or...a muzzi might spontaneoulsy combust...or sumpin, out of sheer frustration ;-)

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 17:46 | 2378246 Panskeptic
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Yeah, it's tough for a committed Friedmanite or Austrian to watch Keynesians functioning with higher accuracy and a greater success rate.

What if everything you believe in turns out to be wrong? What if Keynesians ARE smarter?

Filthy limericks are about the intellectual limit of response I guess.

Too bad.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 23:58 | 2379189 palmereldritch
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There once was a troll named Panskeptic
Whose colic bordered upon septic
An insufferable bore
Who could rival Al Gore
With down votes far short of 'heretic'

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 20:53 | 2378802 LongSoupLine
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Do not feed the troll!

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 19:37 | 2378602 Ewtman
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$650 trillion dollars of global debt (not including derivative factors) says the limerick has valid prognosticative value. Plus I just like limericks. ... The was a young girl from Nantucket...

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 18:07 | 2378322 nowhereman
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Really it is sad, because nobody, that is nobody. practicing the shamanistic art of economics gets it right.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 18:06 | 2378317 dogbreath
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I guess smart would describe the engeneering of the titanic ponzi that is the modern finnancial system.  they are smart untill enough people figure out it is a fraud.  I am glad I have qualities other than being smarter.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 18:09 | 2378329 nowhereman
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You'll need those qualities. 

I hope they are adequate.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 18:19 | 2378379 dogbreath
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I hope so too

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 18:00 | 2378294 SilverTree
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Trickle-dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 17:42 | 2378229 cougar_w
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They feed on others brainz because they don't have any themselves.

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 17:40 | 2378218 ebworthen
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Where is that chainsaw!?!?

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 15:49 | 2377795 williambanzai7
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MAD COW

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 20:21 | 2378727 nmewn
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Is PETA aware of this?

We need to have Pamela Anderson weigh in on this, maybe doing Banzai-Hardees commercial ;-)

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 19:56 | 2378657 AGuy
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Isn't she a news reporter on MSNBC? (Madcow)

 

 

 

Thu, 04/26/2012 - 18:14 | 2378358 Piranhanoia
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Where's the rotating knives?  (secret handshake deleted of course)

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