2.2%?! PRiNT!

williambanzai7's picture

OBAMA2

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mt paul's picture

live free

or debt..

widget's picture

williambanzai7 ; increasing Quality-of-live/Debt

Hohum's picture

In twenty years, no one will give a s**t about the GDP print.

skank's picture

Jay: Go back to your paper routes, you Mighty Duck Fucks!
Snoogans.
Did you see that shit, man?

Loukanika the riot dog's picture

Dear Bill

It's the end of a difficult week here in Greece. Could I please have a pint of whatever you are on. I need a laugh!!

Cheers

williambanzai7's picture

If I was there I'd gladly down an Ouzo on the rocks with you. To cheer you up, I'll post another image on top...The Stinker

skank's picture

Jay: Snootch to the motherfucking nootch!

crzyhun's picture

B7  WHAT A MIND!!

williambanzai7's picture

We have to do what we can to stop these con artists and criminals from controlling the narrative. Every day it's something new. They are like cockroaches.

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

I never thought i would say this but you just insulted cockroaches!

SILVERGEDDON's picture

2.2 %. That is the new high fat content BHT pesticide and herbicide fortified milk topped off with a sprinkle of chemical fertilizer. The new health care program prescribes it as mandatory consumption, so you can assume your place in the medical system conveyor belt of doomed souls. " All of your co-pays are belong to us ! " Sheeple to the left, .0001 percenters to the right, please.

Centurion9.41's picture

B7,

A Smegal to Gollum type transition would be approriate for BO.  The facial structures match well.  As do the spiritual.

Regards,

Centurion

lolmao500's picture

And you betcha it's gonna be revised down.

Fix It Again Timmy's picture

Does the 2.2% include clothespins, toothpicks and matches?

HarryM's picture

This Obama pic would look nice on the new $1,000,000 dollar bill

paratrooper325's picture

Turn that paper into USD and Bam! Masterpiece!

slaughterer's picture

Let's "slow jam" this GDP.   Somebody turn down the lights and fire up the band.

williambanzai7's picture

It is amazing how this show just keeps rolling along and getting worse. Yet we are supposed to believe otherwise.

hangemhigh77's picture

did you get the eyebrow image from the commentator on ESPN, Stuart whatever his name is? Have you seen the guy? One eyebrow is in his forehead. I think his face was hit by a bus or something.

Centurion9.41's picture

And rightly so.  Manipulation made meaningful through manipulation.

hangemhigh77's picture

check the guy out on ESPN sometime you'll laugh your ass off. It's very similar to your image.  Funny stuff.  You make me laugh everyday. Thanks man.

williambanzai7's picture

I did that a week ago knowing that the right occasion would arrive shortly. A sad commentary but a funny face.

machineh's picture

'It is amazing how this show just keeps rolling along and getting worse. Yet we are supposed to believe otherwise.'

So many freak shows, so little time!

Thanks for doing what you do, William. No one on earth does it better!

hangemhigh77's picture

Banzaii you need to knowthat in my opinion for anyone with a functioning brain, you are the number one satirist in the world. i don't think anyone comes close.  You're the Mickey Mantle of satirists now. Excellent stuff. Start reeming them on the Ron Paul fraud. Ron Paul needs to be front and center constantly. Without him this country will be East Germany in the 50's.

Bunga Bunga's picture

Looks like he is collecting his gains from TARP.

paratrooper325's picture

Turn that paper into USD for full effect man.

hangemhigh77's picture

Hey Banzai let's do "Chopped" for banksters.  In your basket is Jamie Dimon, a urinal, and a moose. Let's see what you can come up with.  Don't get chopped.

flacorps's picture

I love that show. I expect one day to see "Pickled Roswell Alien" among the ingredients...

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

The Colorful Quiet "Clown Shoes"

 

put your hands together
we're gonna make or break it better
like you've never seen or heard
what the newspaper read
in the funnies and the horoscopes
we watch the lead go boom
over head there's a fire in the sky
makin' mushroom clouds
out of all the bad guys
with the good guys
in the wrong place, wrong time
'cause someone got burned
somewhere down the line

and we didn't know what to do
about love and war and truth
but we tuned our ears to you

hey mister clown shoes
I've got some bad news
your daddy's dead
in case you didn't know that yet
hey mister clown shoes
I've got some bad news
your daddy's dead
but you still hear him in your head

so keep standin' on your knees
with your pretty, pretty please
don't sneeze or they'll have your head
they'll make something out of nothing
until you're in the red light districts
stoned in a blind strip-tease
pushing policies of peace
for the best and the least
with the beast on call
always trying to make you fall
it's a sad, sad thing
to see a good man crawl

and we didn't know what to do
about love and war and truth
but we turned our eyes to you

hey mister clown shoes
I've got some bad news
your daddy's dead
in case you didn't know that yet
hey mister clown shoes
I've got some bad news
your daddy's dead
but you still hear him
talking in your head

and we're bleeding on the voice
our choice to show the world
that we've got our shit together
even though we make lots of noise
while we scramble to the finish
with our sloppy joe's and guinness
like a guy who's sad
'cause all he has
is dirt to fill his soap dish

hey mister clown shoes
I've got some bad news

GeneMarchbanks's picture

The headline is backwards, should read: 2.2%?! Print!

UPDATE: I see you took my advice. Good man. Now watch the crowd gather in 3... 2...