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2.2%?! PRiNT!

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 04/27/2012 09:09 -0400

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Fri, 04/27/2012 - 15:33 | 2380918 mt paul

live free

or debt..

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 03:04 | 2461494 rajonmestra

Got that right. I do hope he would help fix our economy. HP 60

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 15:41 | 2380935 williambanzai7

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 16:07 | 2381001 skank

Silent Bob: No ticket.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 15:03 | 2380857 widget

williambanzai7 ; increasing Quality-of-live/Debt

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:49 | 2380807 Hohum

In twenty years, no one will give a s**t about the GDP print.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 16:08 | 2381006 skank

Jay: Go back to your paper routes, you Mighty Duck Fucks!
Snoogans.
Did you see that shit, man?

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:49 | 2380802 Loukanika the r...

Dear Bill

It's the end of a difficult week here in Greece. Could I please have a pint of whatever you are on. I need a laugh!!

Cheers

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 15:08 | 2380867 williambanzai7

If I was there I'd gladly down an Ouzo on the rocks with you. To cheer you up, I'll post another image on top...The Stinker

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 16:09 | 2381007 skank

Jay: Snootch to the motherfucking nootch!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:32 | 2380737 crzyhun

B7 WHAT A MIND!!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:37 | 2380750 williambanzai7

We have to do what we can to stop these con artists and criminals from controlling the narrative. Every day it's something new. They are like cockroaches.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:43 | 2380773 WALLST8MY8BALL

I never thought i would say this but you just insulted cockroaches!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 14:30 | 2380734 SILVERGEDDON

2.2 %. That is the new high fat content BHT pesticide and herbicide fortified milk topped off with a sprinkle of chemical fertilizer. The new health care program prescribes it as mandatory consumption, so you can assume your place in the medical system conveyor belt of doomed souls. " All of your co-pays are belong to us ! " Sheeple to the left, .0001 percenters to the right, please.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:55 | 2380517 tamboo

Zios portray George Zimmerman as innocent white victim

Syria discovers a Zionist bomb factory

George Zimmerman has raised $200,000

No comments allowed

There Are More Hispanics With Jewish DNA In America Than Previously Thought

Filthy India (courtesy of ziobrits)

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:40 | 2380485 Centurion9.41

B7,

A Smegal to Gollum type transition would be approriate for BO. The facial structures match well. As do the spiritual.

Regards,

Centurion

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:00 | 2380394 lolmao500

And you betcha it's gonna be revised down.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:49 | 2380350 Fix It Again Timmy

Does the 2.2% include clothespins, toothpicks and matches?

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:23 | 2380271 navy62802

o_0

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:47 | 2380340 HarryM

This Obama pic would look nice on the new $1,000,000 dollar bill

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:20 | 2380259 paratrooper325

Turn that paper into USD and Bam! Masterpiece!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:22 | 2380270 slaughterer

Let's "slow jam" this GDP. Somebody turn down the lights and fire up the band.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:13 | 2380238 williambanzai7

It is amazing how this show just keeps rolling along and getting worse. Yet we are supposed to believe otherwise.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:19 | 2380254 hangemhigh77

did you get the eyebrow image from the commentator on ESPN, Stuart whatever his name is? Have you seen the guy? One eyebrow is in his forehead. I think his face was hit by a bus or something.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:20 | 2380261 williambanzai7

No, I manipulated his.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:41 | 2380489 Centurion9.41

And rightly so. Manipulation made meaningful through manipulation.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:24 | 2380275 hangemhigh77

check the guy out on ESPN sometime you'll laugh your ass off. It's very similar to your image. Funny stuff. You make me laugh everyday. Thanks man.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:27 | 2380284 williambanzai7

I did that a week ago knowing that the right occasion would arrive shortly. A sad commentary but a funny face.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 12:46 | 2380496 machineh

'It is amazing how this show just keeps rolling along and getting worse. Yet we are supposed to believe otherwise.'

So many freak shows, so little time!

Thanks for doing what you do, William. No one on earth does it better!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:13 | 2380236 hangemhigh77

Banzaii you need to knowthat in my opinion for anyone with a functioning brain, you are the number one satirist in the world. i don't think anyone comes close. You're the Mickey Mantle of satirists now. Excellent stuff. Start reeming them on the Ron Paul fraud. Ron Paul needs to be front and center constantly. Without him this country will be East Germany in the 50's.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:02 | 2380212 LouisDega

Mitch and Murray Bitchezzzz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIreofCO6zg

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 09:50 | 2379987 williambanzai7

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 09:52 | 2380000 WALLST8MY8BALL

ManBeardCrank!

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 09:48 | 2379973 williambanzai7

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 16:16 | 2381023 Bunga Bunga

Looks like he is collecting his gains from TARP.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:21 | 2380264 paratrooper325

Turn that paper into USD for full effect man.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:24 | 2380276 williambanzai7

Good idea

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:07 | 2380221 hangemhigh77

Hey Banzai let's do "Chopped" for banksters. In your basket is Jamie Dimon, a urinal, and a moose. Let's see what you can come up with. Don't get chopped.

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 11:46 | 2380336 flacorps

I love that show. I expect one day to see "Pickled Roswell Alien" among the ingredients...

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 09:56 | 2380013 WALLST8MY8BALL

The Colorful Quiet "Clown Shoes"

put your hands together
we're gonna make or break it better
like you've never seen or heard
what the newspaper read
in the funnies and the horoscopes
we watch the lead go boom
over head there's a fire in the sky
makin' mushroom clouds
out of all the bad guys
with the good guys
in the wrong place, wrong time
'cause someone got burned
somewhere down the line

and we didn't know what to do
about love and war and truth
but we tuned our ears to you

hey mister clown shoes
I've got some bad news
your daddy's dead
in case you didn't know that yet
hey mister clown shoes
I've got some bad news
your daddy's dead
but you still hear him in your head

so keep standin' on your knees
with your pretty, pretty please
don't sneeze or they'll have your head
they'll make something out of nothing
until you're in the red light districts
stoned in a blind strip-tease
pushing policies of peace
for the best and the least
with the beast on call
always trying to make you fall
it's a sad, sad thing
to see a good man crawl

and we didn't know what to do
about love and war and truth
but we turned our eyes to you

hey mister clown shoes
I've got some bad news
your daddy's dead
in case you didn't know that yet
hey mister clown shoes
I've got some bad news
your daddy's dead
but you still hear him
talking in your head

and we're bleeding on the voice
our choice to show the world
that we've got our shit together
even though we make lots of noise
while we scramble to the finish
with our sloppy joe's and guinness
like a guy who's sad
'cause all he has
is dirt to fill his soap dish

hey mister clown shoes
I've got some bad news

Fri, 04/27/2012 - 09:37 | 2379844 GeneMarchbanks

The headline is backwards, should read: 2.2%?! Print!

UPDATE: I see you took my advice. Good man. Now watch the crowd gather in 3... 2...

2.2%?! PRiNT!

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