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Got that right. I do hope he would help fix our economy. HP 60
Silent Bob: No ticket.
williambanzai7 ; increasing Quality-of-live/Debt
In twenty years, no one will give a s**t about the GDP print.
Jay: Go back to your paper routes, you Mighty Duck Fucks! Snoogans.Did you see that shit, man?
It's the end of a difficult week here in Greece. Could I please have a pint of whatever you are on. I need a laugh!!
If I was there I'd gladly down an Ouzo on the rocks with you. To cheer you up, I'll post another image on top...The Stinker
Jay: Snootch to the motherfucking nootch!
B7 WHAT A MIND!!
We have to do what we can to stop these con artists and criminals from controlling the narrative. Every day it's something new. They are like cockroaches.
I never thought i would say this but you just insulted cockroaches!
2.2 %. That is the new high fat content BHT pesticide and herbicide fortified milk topped off with a sprinkle of chemical fertilizer. The new health care program prescribes it as mandatory consumption, so you can assume your place in the medical system conveyor belt of doomed souls. " All of your co-pays are belong to us ! " Sheeple to the left, .0001 percenters to the right, please.
A Smegal to Gollum type transition would be approriate for BO. The facial structures match well. As do the spiritual.
And you betcha it's gonna be revised down.
Does the 2.2% include clothespins, toothpicks and matches?
This Obama pic would look nice on the new $1,000,000 dollar bill
Turn that paper into USD and Bam! Masterpiece!
Let's "slow jam" this GDP. Somebody turn down the lights and fire up the band.
It is amazing how this show just keeps rolling along and getting worse. Yet we are supposed to believe otherwise.
did you get the eyebrow image from the commentator on ESPN, Stuart whatever his name is? Have you seen the guy? One eyebrow is in his forehead. I think his face was hit by a bus or something.
No, I manipulated his.
And rightly so. Manipulation made meaningful through manipulation.
check the guy out on ESPN sometime you'll laugh your ass off. It's very similar to your image. Funny stuff. You make me laugh everyday. Thanks man.
I did that a week ago knowing that the right occasion would arrive shortly. A sad commentary but a funny face.
'It is amazing how this show just keeps rolling along and getting worse. Yet we are supposed to believe otherwise.'
So many freak shows, so little time!
Thanks for doing what you do, William. No one on earth does it better!
Banzaii you need to knowthat in my opinion for anyone with a functioning brain, you are the number one satirist in the world. i don't think anyone comes close. You're the Mickey Mantle of satirists now. Excellent stuff. Start reeming them on the Ron Paul fraud. Ron Paul needs to be front and center constantly. Without him this country will be East Germany in the 50's.
Mitch and Murray Bitchezzzz
Looks like he is collecting his gains from TARP.
Turn that paper into USD for full effect man.
Hey Banzai let's do "Chopped" for banksters. In your basket is Jamie Dimon, a urinal, and a moose. Let's see what you can come up with. Don't get chopped.
I love that show. I expect one day to see "Pickled Roswell Alien" among the ingredients...
The Colorful Quiet "Clown Shoes"
put your hands together we're gonna make or break it better like you've never seen or heard what the newspaper read in the funnies and the horoscopes we watch the lead go boom over head there's a fire in the sky makin' mushroom clouds out of all the bad guys with the good guys in the wrong place, wrong time 'cause someone got burned somewhere down the line
and we didn't know what to do about love and war and truth but we tuned our ears to you
hey mister clown shoes I've got some bad news your daddy's dead in case you didn't know that yet hey mister clown shoes I've got some bad news your daddy's dead but you still hear him in your head
so keep standin' on your knees with your pretty, pretty please don't sneeze or they'll have your head they'll make something out of nothing until you're in the red light districts stoned in a blind strip-tease pushing policies of peace for the best and the least with the beast on call always trying to make you fall it's a sad, sad thing to see a good man crawl
and we didn't know what to do about love and war and truth but we turned our eyes to you
hey mister clown shoes I've got some bad news your daddy's dead in case you didn't know that yet hey mister clown shoes I've got some bad news your daddy's dead but you still hear him talking in your head
and we're bleeding on the voice our choice to show the world that we've got our shit together even though we make lots of noise while we scramble to the finish with our sloppy joe's and guinness like a guy who's sad 'cause all he has is dirt to fill his soap dish
hey mister clown shoes I've got some bad news
The headline is backwards, should read: 2.2%?! Print!
UPDATE: I see you took my advice. Good man. Now watch the crowd gather in 3... 2...
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