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The Banksta Internationale

May Day 2012

Arise ye fellow swindlers from your golden slumbers
Arise ye take ye what ye want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last starts the age of: “Yes we can”.
Away with all your trading superstitions
Fellow swindlers and Ponzi artists arise, arise
We'll change henceforth the old fiduciary traditions
And spurn our sacred client trust to steal the Ponzi prize.

So Wall Street comrades, come rally
And the last great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!
So Wall Street comrades, come rally
And the last great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!

No more distracted by legal infractions
As crony tyrants we'll make more
Those prosecutor fools will take no action
They love us banks and love that porn
And if those precious metal cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us with their silver vise
They soon shall hear the bailout bullets flying
Well shit, the Politicians are all on our side.

So Wall Street comrades, come rally
And the last great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!
So Wall Street comrades, come rally
And the last great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!

Lord Croesus from on high delivers
All faith have we in the Prince of Disappear
Our own right to scam the money givers
Gains of sacred greed and fear
We the thieves will never disgorge our booty
And give it back to the unhappier lot.
Each at the rogues forge must do their duty
And we'll strike while the Ponzi iron is hot.

So Wall Street comrades, come rally
And the last great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!
So Wall Street comrades, come rally
And the last great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!


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Tue, 05/01/2012 - 18:46 | 2389577 nmewn
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Foreskin, errr, ahhh, Forward Comrades!!!

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 14:51 | 2388897 virgilcaine
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Freaking awesome!  lol

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 13:39 | 2388663 utgolfer
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this was f'ing awesome well done...

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 13:25 | 2388621 chunga
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This makes me sick. This appeal was filed yesterday in Federal Court.

Foreclosure Happy Bankers Change Venue For Their Benefit. Federal Judge McConnell Orders Stay On All Foreclosures. Bankers Join Forces. File Appeal.

The key element to the Judge's STAY ORDER:

"Order the appearance of any persons necessary to settle any claims completely and/or order the appearance of any non-parties, including but not limited to municipal and other governmental officials and lien holders, that may be essential for a total resolution of the claims;"

The banker men and their black hat lawyers filed this the DAY BEFORE this "May Day" event.

Bankers love to leverage everybody else; but HATE being leveraged themselves.

Why are people protesting again?

[sorry for the hijack Will - my blood is boiling right now]

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 13:11 | 2388596 KTV Escort
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re: slideshow

your best series yet

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:35 | 2388517 rlouis
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I have never, until now, read anything by Ann coulter I agreed with (ok - I really wasn't trying) - but this editorial is worth reading. It hits on gun control, the African American community and American history in a way that is simply undeniable.



Tue, 05/01/2012 - 13:12 | 2388603 Dr. No
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-1 for the shamless plug

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 15:01 | 2388919 rlouis
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It was sent to me by a conservative friend - but obviously you didn't read it, or you're pro-gun control. Even conservatives have good points on occassions.  

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 20:19 | 2389745 taxpayer102
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Coulter gave a fairly accurate summary of gun control laws targeted at Black Americans since after the Civil War.  Robert F. Williams' book 'Negroes with Guns', mentioned in the article, should be read by any American wondering what might occur when law and order break down and the only recourse is armed self-defense.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:08 | 2388437 rosiescenario
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Simply amazing work....totalitarian artwork whether done by fascists, nazis, or commies all has that same look and feel to it which you have captured.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:17 | 2388207 gjp
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Love Greenspan as CCCP space monkey.  Fantastic  stuff as usual WB.  Thank you.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:27 | 2388201 the grateful un...
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they murdered some poor asshole, threw his body in the ocean, called him osama, choreographed a demonstration outside the WH, because half of america doesn't believe him, the other half doesn't care.

politically they waited too long, the fizz went off the beer, and it might as well have been Jimmy Hoffa, which is Romney's point I think.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:43 | 2388342 djsmps
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It was pretty amazing that the college crowd happened to be right outside the White House at 11 pm, with everyone carrying a large American flag, at exactly the right moment.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:04 | 2388414 the grateful un...
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evidently there is a mercenary group of pro government supporters who fly around the globe, next week they're pro-Gadafi, then pro-Mubarak, pro-Obama, though they charge more for that, and they demand free airsickness bags.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:16 | 2388166 surfsup
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Very fitting Dr Banzai.  I hear BOTH Stalin and Lennin ended life with their brains physically being eaten by syphilitic worms -- such is the fate for failed carbon units.   

I had no idea there was a difference between Marxism and Lennism until I heard this pod cast.  The connection to Fabian Socialism is profound in that lovely Hegalian sort of way.  Richard Grove has quite the personal story as to why/how/and under what circumstances he freed himself from the "old empire" but as far as detail packed awakening knowledge is concerned    h e   i s   o n   f i r e  .  .   .



Last person to believe the candy coated propagandized lies please turn off the lights... 

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 18:39 | 2389564 BigJim
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"syphilitic worms"? Syphilis is a bacillum.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 19:45 | 2389679 StychoKiller
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A spyrochete bacterium:  Treponema pallidum, subspecies pallidum.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:28 | 2388041 Nobody For President
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Lots of encouraging and entertaining stuff for the occupy folks on a rainy morning in NYC. Bravo!

Really like the lady in furs...

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:21 | 2388016 Bubble
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Just went and checked out occupy LSE. What an epic fail. About 30 people, mainly white with dreadlocks, a load of those masks being worn. Face paint and the like. Exhibitionists loving getting their photos taken by the press. They were outnumbered about 5 to 1 by police. Way over the top. Police taking all of their pictures, others writing detailed accounts of everyone and everything. Was utterly disappointed and wondered off. Can't see a hippy dancing about to a drum beat whilst another waves incense around swaying public opinion much.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:53 | 2388132 GMadScientist
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Must've been pretty far back to get a headcount like that.

Way to play it safe!



Tue, 05/01/2012 - 14:47 | 2388887 Bubble
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I don't get your point. I was expecting a big crowd. You can't be far back in a crowd of 20 or 30 people. Not sure you could even call it a crowd.
Just disappointed with the total lack of turnout apart from a few crusties.
I guess sites like this give you the impression more people are aware of how our supposed capitalist system is actually nothing of the sort. Today made me realise they're not, or have no idea of the severity of the situation.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 09:47 | 2387912 lakecity55
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I'm protesting by going to work so these coffee-house commies can use their welfare money to protest.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 09:43 | 2387900 ebworthen
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Who loves state control of markets?

Wall Street!

Who loves government bailouts?

Wall Street!

Who loves EBT and welfare?

Wall Street!

Who loves the Supine Court?

Wall Street!

I would say "Washington!" as well but the banks are our government now so...

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 09:42 | 2387899 BLOTTO
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Happy Beltane Day...

The second most important occult day on the pagan calendar after Samhain.


Tue, 05/01/2012 - 09:08 | 2387827 mess nonster
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Are those chicks really Communists? Damn!

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 18:36 | 2389562 BigJim
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Hey! Communists just want to share with you! How could you possibly object?

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 08:58 | 2387806 Beau Tox
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Comrades of the United Louisiana Soviet this weekend garnered up to 74% of delegates to the state Republican Convention and will dominate proceedings of the party, likely nominating Dr. Ron Paul for presidential candidate and replacing the majority of the Louisiana State Politburo.


Tue, 05/01/2012 - 09:15 | 2387837 williambanzai7
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RP is smokin! GOP hell raiser...

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 08:55 | 2387801 Ranger4564
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Today is Occupy May Day all across the country.  I'll be doing my part in this grand opera.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 08:50 | 2387783 HedgeAccordingly
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Good morning.. and good day sir. today we see 106 oil - http://hedge.ly/Imd9wU

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 08:57 | 2387805 Gully Foyle
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May 1 1776

Adam Weishaupt founds the Bavarian Illuminati, the secret society which controls your mind as part of its plot to overthrow organized religion and control the global economy. If you don't believe it, ask yourself what novus ordo seclorum is doing on your dollar bill.


May 1 1863

The Confederate Congress decrees that captured Negro soldiers from the Union Army are to be summarily put to death, on the grounds that they have already "incited servile insurrection."



May 1 1889

The first of May is designated "International Workers Day," in commemoration of Chicago's Haymarket riots of 1886. The new holiday is actually an appropriation of the banned Beltane (Day of Fire), or May Day, traditionally celebrated by encircling a phallic maypole with delectable fertile virgins.


May 1 1942

The 215th and final hanging occurs at California's San Quentin maximum security prison. Subsequent executions utilize the facility's gas chamber, and ultimately, inmate's choice of that or lethal injection.

May 1 1945

Joseph Göbbels and his wife Magda tell their six children they are about to receive inoculation shots, but the injections actually contain poison. The parents then exit the Fuhrerbunker, where an SS man shoots them both in the back of the head.

May 1 1960

The Soviet Union fires a SAM-2 surface-to-air missile at the U-2 spy plane piloted by Francis Gary Powers. The aircraft crashes inside Russian territory, near Sverdlosk. For whatever reason, Powers opts not to swallow his suicide pill and is taken into custody.

May 1 1993

During a May Day rally, Sri Lankan president Ranasinghe Premadasa and his retinue of bodyguards are blown to bits by a Tamil Tiger suicide bomber.

May 1 1997

Sportscaster Frank Gifford is caught on video having sex with TWA flight attendant Suzen Johnson at the New York Regency Hotel. On the tape, Johnson is heard moaning: "Oh, God that's so good. Oh my, you're so big. I knew you would be -- I just knew you would be." A tabloid paid Johnson $75,000 to fornicate with Gifford, and she later goes on to pose nude in Playboy for a six-figure check.

May 1 2003

Commander in Chief George W. Bush rides shotgun aboard a Navy S-3B Viking jet, before landing on the USS Abraham Lincoln, marking the first time a president has boarded an aircraft carrier by plane. Underneath a large "Mission Accomplished" banner, he announces that major combat operations in Iraq have ended.

May 1 2011

The spiritual leader of al Qaeda, Osama bin Laden, is shot and killed by American troops at a mansion in Abbottabad, North-West Frontier Province, Pakistan.




Tue, 05/01/2012 - 18:19 | 2389517 lakecity55
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May 2011: TPTB knock off Barry in A-Stan and allude to an Iranian killer.

Hillary takes over as candidate, knocks off Mittens, and enraged US citizens gladly invade Iran to punish their perfidy and allow secret red shield agents to steal the gold.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 13:54 | 2388710 nonclaim
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Well, Goebbels wasn't "taken out" as the paragraph implies... He had been titled Chancellor after H. on April 30th and it was a planned suicide (with his wife) if Berlin was to fall.

Injections by Dr Sumpfegger and shots by Schwägermann. Names by named.

End of III Reich.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 14:28 | 2388821 Gully Foyle
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I thought the suicide aspect was made clear.


1945: Germany announces Hitler is dead

Adolf Hitler has been killed at the Reich Chancery in Berlin, according to Hamburg radio.

At 2230 local time a newsreader announced that reports from the Fuhrer's headquarters said Hitler had "fallen at his command post in the Reich Chancery fighting to the last breath against Bolshevism and for Germany".

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 15:49 | 2389098 nonclaim
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Wait, this was *not* about H. but Goebbels and the linked article does not even mention him.

Anyway, I'll stop here... the fertile virgins party seems more lively.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 16:00 | 2389152 Gully Foyle
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No, it was about the Mayday announcement of Hitlers death.

Like the Mayday announcement of Osama's death.

Another "coincidence".

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 16:24 | 2389224 nonclaim
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Ah, coincidences... My take is that there's a limited number of designated days that repeat sequentially over and over each and every year, so what would you expect? But, if you make a calendar that only counts forward these coincidences will stop...

/me goes back to the wild

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 18:25 | 2389533 Careless Whisper
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Those Commie bastards still rule Russia;


and now they rule NYC;



Tue, 05/01/2012 - 11:06 | 2388177 GMadScientist
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"Commander in Chief George W. Bush rides shotgun aboard a Navy S-3B Viking jet, before (taking three failed passes nearly crashing the damn plane but finally) landing on the USS Abraham Lincoln (as it was parked off the coast of San Diego at great expense to the American people), ..."

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:16 | 2387989 DOT
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I'm going Pagan.

They seem to be firmly rooted in the important things.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 09:23 | 2387775 crzyhun
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Vpered Gospodin!

Vpered Tovarich

Elore Elvtars!!

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 18:42 | 2389569 BigJim
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Some really great stuff here, William. Thanks for the chortles!

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