The Official Bankster Dictionary

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In the shady underground world of banking, doing wrong means doing right, up is down, and left is right. I often struggle to understand why so many people employed by the banking industry have so much difficulty reaching the same conclusion as the Economic Policy Journal’s Robert Wenzel that people employed by this modern day Slave Master called the global banking system should abandon their employers never to come back as “the moral and ethical thing to do” until the banking industry can change the system from an immoral system of theft to a moral system of honesty. One of these reasons undoubtedly is due to the lies that the global banking cartel run by the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers have disseminated through the global and media academic system. Their propaganda has been so strong that with financial language, they literally have turned meanings upside down. So to help people understand financial language more clearly, with acknowledgement to WilliamBanzai7 for creating the first three chapters of the Offical Bankster Dictionary, below please find the macro installment of “The Official Bankster Dictionary” to help you understand what really is going on in the world of banking today.


I recently just returned from a week-long business trip to China, and in discussing the propaganda and hypocrisy of bankers with people I encountered during my trip, one thing was very clear. Chinese people consider themselves to be more knowledgeable about the monetary system than Westerners. They informed me that everyone in China knows that government produced economic statistics are a lie and that no one takes what bankers say in the media to heart. However, many people in China told me that it’s a farce that Western bankers tell lies to the world and expect the rest of the world to be foolish enough to believe their lies. Perhaps this is why even university Chinese students laughed in Tim Geithner’s face when Geithner visited them in 2009 and told them that the Federal Reserve had a “strong dollar policy”. As people in China told me, “At least when bankers lie to us here, everyone knows that they’re lying. No one believes these lies to be the truth. In the US, you guys actually believe that the lying bankers are telling you the truth.”



US Federal Reserve = European controlled private bank.

Central Bank = Counterfeiting Ring Leader

Nobel Prize Winning Economists = Banking Shill Propaganda Puppets, by and large, awarded with Ivy League tenure, that a 3rd-grader well schooled in monetary truths can generally discredit.

Criminal Underworld Currency Counterfeiters = Competitors that must be arrested and jailed.

Savings Account = Devaluation Account, Cash Advance for Gambling Division

Gambling = Banking Primary Business Line

Fraud = Banking Secondary Business Line

Las Vegas, Macau, Atlantic City = Model for running business operations.

Inflation = Currency Devaluation through anti-free market manipulation of interest rates.

Fractional Reserve System = Fractional Expansion Citizen Bankruptcy System, BSE (Biggest Scam Ever)

Futures Markets = Manipulation Casino, SkyNet Three-Card Monte Scam

Pablo Escobar, Joaquín 'El Chapo' Guzmán, The Ochoa Hermanos, Yakuza = Cash Cows

El Subcomandante Marcos aka Delegado Zero = Anti-poverty activist that must be wacked and shut up

Independent Media = Terrorist

Mass Media = Allies

Allen Stanford, Bernie Madoff = Occasional Patsies and Necessary Fall Guys to appease the public’s ire at us.

Stock Markets = Manipulation Casino, SkyNet Three-Card Monte Scam

Commercial Investment Firm Rating of “Buy” and Hold” = Contrarian Indicator to SELL!

Commercial Investment Firm Rating of “Sell” = Contrarian Indicator to “BUY!”

Barbarous Relic = USD, Euro, Yen

Beta = Empty Statistic meant to impress naïve investors

Insider Trading = Mechanism we can utilize to build wealth and remain immune from proesecution but for which we will send common peasants to jail.

Diplomatic Immunity = Not a United Nations privilege but a privilege given to all of us to commit as much fraud and crime as possible without the slightest hint of ever being sent to jail.

Loan = Usury

Credit Card = Debt accumulation card

USD, Euro, Yen, etc. = Fantasy Digital Idea made real by banksters to control humanity

Women’s Liberation Movement = Expansion of Tax Base from only men to men AND women

Income Taxes = Wealth Transfer from citizens to owners of central banks.

Gold = Bankster Kryptonite

Silver = Bankster Kryptonite

Truth = Banker Kyrptonite

Rising Gold & Silver Prices = Hated situation that makes it difficult to manipulate asset prices and that must therefore be controlled.

Lies & Deception = Bankster Standard M.O.

Free Markets = Fairytale story like Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy to be taught in business schools worldwide.

Drug Lords and Underground Crime Syndicates = Provider of global banking liquidity and huge year-end bonuses

Parasite = Favorite insect

Capitalism = Dead system that was killed by Central Banking but false scapegoat we can blame when we cause economic crashes and despair

Miscellaneous Charges = Small Monthly Charges to siphon off money from bank accounts that customers will never notice or complain about

Computer = Vehicle to rig all stock markets and commodity markets with HFT programs that execute trades not possible if executed by humans and if executed in a clear and transparent market.

Boom = Unsustainable price distortions caused by interest-rate manipulation and market rigging.

Bust = Opportunity to make money twice as quickly as in a boom!

Market Crash = Engineered event to ensure the peasants will never accumulate enough wealth to rebel against us.

Rising Markets on Mondays or Tuesdays into OpEx Fridays: Ruse to sucker more people to go long in order to fleece them by the time Friday arrives.

Declining Markets on Mondays or Tuesdays into OpEx Fridays: Ruse to sucker more people to go short in order to fleece them by the time Friday arrives.

Presidents and PMs = Best puppet and marionette allies to be rewarded handsomely after they leave office (see Tony Blair and the current POTUS)

Superior Judges, SCOTUS = Made Men

War = Double Bonus! Opportunity to devalue money at faster rate than during peace time and opportunity to accumulate more wealth from interest charged on war appropriations.

Universities, Colleges and MBA programs = Re-education camps to indoctrinate students into fairytales of non-existent free markets, non-existent capitalism, and lies about how stock markets, real estate markets and economic cycles really work. Alternative meaning = best mechanism to bury young adults in a mountain of debt before their work life even begins so we can control them. 

Economic Journals and University Tenure = Carrot dangled in front of economic professors to ensure that they repeat to the world the “official” party line.

Key Economic Indicators = False manipulated statistics designed to dumb down citizens into believing economy is recovering even as we increase their economic suffering

Ben Bernarnke = Shakespearean clown.

Conspiracy = Best Word to Discredit Truth about the global monetary system when the truth somehow escapes our censorship algorithms and makes it to the mainstream media we control.

Machiavelli = Role Model

Ivy League Schools = Indoctrination Camps for media representatives and professors we will send to brainwash other global regions into believing our propaganda

CNBC = The Cartoon Network.

Goldman Sachs = Rookie Farm Camp for global criminal banking syndicate.

World Bank & IMF = Banks used by Western countries to impose crushing debt on developing nations to stunt their growth.

Bailout = Transfer of Wealth from citizens to us.

TBTF = Lie used to ensure we can perpetuate fraud and to pass legislation that would never pass under normal circumstances unless we use the TBTF threat.

Quantitative Easing = Currency Devaluation.

Fiat Currency = Worst Possible Idea

Propaganda = Daily Financial News Feed

ATM Machine = Only banking invention in the last century that has improved peoples' lives instead of making them worse.

Debt Forgiveness = PsyOps Term that makes it appear we are being benificient towards humanity when in reality, the amount of debt forgiveness probably could not equal the amount of money we have stolen from humanity through inflation, currency devaluation, income taxes, and other unjust taxes meant to transfer wealth to us.

Compartamentalization = Process to keep good people working as cogs in the machine within the banking industry ignorant of the fact that they are inflicting massive harm upon society.

Sound Money = Bankster Extinction Level Event. End of modern day immoral banking thievery system and event that would necessitate bankers having to find real jobs to earn wealth instead of merely building wealth by transferring wealth from everyone else to themselves. Also known as physical gold, physical silver, and the medium that allows citizens to call the banksters’ bluff in their monetary devaluation scheme and that allows citizens to fight back against corrupt banksters.


Please feel free to post more Bankster glossary terms in the comments section below as if more people truly understood the deliberate deception built into bankster language today, perhaps everyone would react to criminal bankers in the same manner as Chilean citizen Matias Rojas in this video. And for those of you out there that don’t believe that we have the power to end the immoral, unethical fractional reserve banking system today, if you want to achieve something, never say the words “no”, “won't”, and “impossible”, don't let those that say "can't" stand in your way, believe, persist, and never give up, and in the end, you will discover that together we can change the world for the better. Let's end this corrupt, unethical, immoral modern day slavery system bankers call the fractional reserve banking system together because it is our moral imperative to do so and because we can.


About the author: JS Kim is the Founder and Managing Director of SmartKnowledgeU, a fiercely independent research investment and consulting firm with a focus on the best ways to invest in gold and invest in silver. Follow SmartKnowledgeU on YouTube and on Twitter.

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WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

CME = Criminal Mischief Enterprise

goldenboy's picture

derivatives= a)empty promises/lies; b)prima facie evidence that the system is broken

GLD= artfully constructed deceit that paper shares are redeemable for Physical Gold

tony bonn's picture

thnk you js.....

"... In the US, you guys actually believe that the lying bankers are telling you the truth.”

the usa is the land walking fucktards educated at a cost of trillions....they believe the idiotic warren commission report, the equally retarded 9/11 commission report, and generally anything they see on tv....

the bush crime syndicate controls the government, finance, military, and press, yet the people believe they are free and live in the greatest country on earth.....they are slaves to lies....strong delusion....

Holden Caulfield's picture

It's not just the USA that is the land of walking tards, look around most of the would is clueless.

The world is facing major economic, energy, and environmental problems. The current system is unsustainable and is the main cause of our present and future problems. You don't have to be an Einstein to figure out that doing the same thing over and over will not change the results. The Zeitgeist Movement and the Venus Project offer viable solutions. I also believe we will not have liberty nor will the world be safe until 9/11 is re-investigated with subpoena powers. 

ebworthen's picture

Awesome list.

May I suggest:

Savers = Suckers

Retail Investors = Putty

Voters = Vaudeville Clowns

Credit Rating = Debt Fool Rating

Insurance = Shadow Tax

Market Indices = Casino Table Revenue

Buffet = What Retail Investors never get

FED back door = Shortcut to taxpayer sodomy

Rule of Law = Bankster toilet paper

Politicians = Bankster condoms

Krugman = Lead Keystone Cops clown

Fund managers = Snake oil Salesmen

Pension Fund Managers = Carptebaggers

Treasury Department = Casino Cash Cage, Promotions, and Security

BTHB's picture

Bank of Canada = the 13th Federal Reserve district.

US Treasury = Goldman Sachs Dept. of Federal Operations

Obama = moron

Geithner - Bankster shill rumored to be in the running to takeover as Director of the Dartmouth Training Camp.

Ron Paul = bankster nemesis.

P'Od_Accountant's picture

INCOME TAXES=confiscation of the fruits of labor to pay us interest on our counterfeiting scheme

CORPORATION= An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.

Debt=A most effective substitute for the whip of the slave driver

waterhorse's picture

MERS = quasilegal bankster-created Ponzi theft vehicle with sole purpose to unjustly enrich banksters and corrupt land records/title to 62 million plus properties.

waterhorse's picture

"Sloppy" Paperwork = The bankster PC term for forgery, perjury, uttering, fraud upon the courts as standard operating procedures for TBTF.

Forgiven's picture

Open Market Operations- AKA stacking the deck, fixing the dice, and prepping the patsy.

Grinder74's picture

SEC = training camp for the sex industry, minor leagues to the Secret Service

Forgiven's picture

Henry-Hawkins Testimony - (n) 1. A comedy act. 2. A boring Kabuki theatre. 3. A horrible Karaoke contest.

I Am The Unknown Comic's picture

PRICE STABILITY = Perpetual 0% rates to elite bankster class

I Am The Unknown Comic's picture

DUAL MANDATE = 1) Maximum wealth extration from serfs and 2) Maximum bankster bonuses

mr. mirbach's picture

Taxpayers = Perpetual bail out mechanism

US Treasury = revenue stream

Derivatives = unregulated cash cow

i_call_you_my_base's picture

When I was in China the people there openly mocked the inflation figures.

carbonmutant's picture

This is apparently the problem with Romney... his lies aren't as good as Obama's.

divide_by_zero's picture

I'd say it's more a matter of delivery, Romney never sounds sincere and indeed may never be, but Obama could flatline a lie detector. Women faint when he lies to them.

Wakanda's picture

Every human that wants to participates in "the economy" should memorize this dictionary by age 7.

Could you imagine the change in consciousness?

Instead we get public schools full of lies and deception, and private schools teaching how to "play the game".

rehypothecator's picture

Segregated funds = emergency brokerage house reserves. 

dizzyfingers's picture


Another excellent author:

autonomos's picture

Ponzi: Chief economist, chief psychologist, thinker of the century

SamuelMaverick's picture

This may be one of the funniest posts on ZeroHedge !!!!

Racer's picture

The unfortunate thing about this is that it is so funny but also too true.

krispkritter's picture

Don't be a 'Geithner' = To erroneously file your taxes and have the IRS say 'We're sorry.' To be weasel-faced. To be unable to use TurboTax.

Ghordius's picture

this is cute: "US Federal Reserve = European controlled private bank."

ArrestBobRubin's picture

Yes, a fact can be cute. But that one is a fact, in fact :-)  But the Fed is European OWNED, not just "controlled"  And who is it owned by??? (for it's at this point is where JS Kim always chickens out)

You got it:  it's those damn heathen Iranians again, aka America's Greatest Threat.  Them Eye-rainians are everywhere it seems!

WaterWings's picture

Excellent. Merci.

DavosSherman's picture


Benjamin Glutton's picture

Regulator = who uses influence or makes arrangements for another, especially by improper or unlawful means.

krispkritter's picture

Corzined = Robbed in broad daylight. The perp, literally, walks free. The police investigator receives a bonus. Your plight is ignored by the MSM and the President.

LawsofPhysics's picture

not only does the perp walk free, but he is also rewarded for his bad behavior.  So should the term "bundler" be added to the list?  Bundler=theif for the president's re-election campaign.

pan's picture

Needs to be added to the dictionary.


williambanzai7's picture

"At least when bankers lie to us here everyone knows they are lying."

That is so true.

vmromk's picture

Bernanke = COCKSUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING, PIECE OF DOG SHIT. (said respectfully, of course)

Hobbleknee's picture

Congress = A banker-support group which provides bankers with immunity to justice and facilitates laws on their behalf.

See also: Cheap whore.

P'Od_Accountant's picture
Alternate definition
A body of men who meet to repeal laws.


johny2's picture

Muppets = bank clients

Hobbleknee's picture

LOL great list, but I thought the "barbous relic" was gold.  Or are the USD, Euro, and Yen the new relics that are to be replaced by a global currency?  Anyway, great list :-D